Jennifer Aniston Warming Her Lonely And Sad Womb
Or maybe she heard that rubbing will make it so. (Trust me, it doesn't. This coming from someone who has developed raisins on his fingers from trying to get his piece to bring on the grand finale). One of those will be Star Magazine's headline next week along with the story that Jennifer Aniston wore a black sheer dress to the NYC premiere of Whatever Rom-Com She's In This Month, because she's mourning the sad end of her pretend divorce from her pretend husband who left her for his pretend co-star. And now she's a single mother to an army of Beanie Babies! The bottom of that dress would make a hot veil if she pulled it over her head.
New York City is colder than the glare Maddox is throwing at these pictures of Jennifer Aniston wearing the color he's trying to trademark as his signature shade and obviously she's not feeling it. That's what eating a bowl of vodka soup for dinner will do. Nothing warm the cockles of your EVERYTHING like being drunk (and wearing feet warmers on your nipples).
Jennifer also recently gave some interview to People Magazine where she said she hasn't dated had a boyfriend for over a year and she knows that one day the wedding inspiration wall that takes up half of her attic will be put to good use:
"I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. And I just want to say, 'Everybody, relax! It's going to happen.'"
See, Jennifer totally plays into this shit. Because what she should really say is that who needs a full-time peen and screaming kids who take up your happy hour time when you've got TEQUILA! And Heather Locklear's old hair.
Here's Forever Aloneiston along with Adam Sandler, some kids, Brooklyn Decker, Dave Matthews and Adam Sandler at premiere of that shit you're not going to see.
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One can be childless, by choice, and live a happy life caring for others, just as one can choose to have a child or two or three (but maybe not, like, 16) and live a happy, albeit, hectic, frazzled life caring for others. Live and let live, man. And if you were like my dad, you could have kids and still have happy hour martinis.
You are obviously too in love with all the choices you have made to see that people make other ones. Since you are convinced anyone not agreeing with you is wasted, I will go back to my martinis.
Oh, and you are a "selfless" asshole.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I can easily say that having the 2.5 babies, the man, the house and all is MORE selfish than remaining childless. Having kids just to have someone to come home to and someone to take care of you when you are old? Come on. It goes both ways.
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ARE you serious? OMG sounds like someone has had one too many martini's. A week on the wagon might be in order.
Having children is the most selfless thing a person can do. It puts an end to the ME ME ME party. Atleast it does for good mothers. WOW - there's a concept ... caring for the needs of someone else over your own.
K2, I am not starting a fight here, but I will just say that I know at least 3 57-60 year old women that had husbands, but no kids....and are totally fine with that decision. The husbands are either dead or ex's, and they are living life and going to Italy with my fucking mother! So, please.
I can easily say that having the 2.5 babies, the man, the house and all is MORE selfish than remaining childless. Having kids just to have someone to come home to and someone to take care of you when you are old? Come on. It goes both ways.
I am staying childless...and I won't regret it at all. That is because I am going in 100% certain that I am not a mother-not because I had to be "convinced" by some douchebag not to saddle him with a baby or "choosing to focus on my career". It is not something I am "forgetting" to do. I am choosing it.
Now, Since according to you, all the childless are self absorbed, lonely lushes....I am off to Martini hour......
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
You know, I'm not saying that marriage or kids is the end all be all ... but I will say this in regards to women that dont have either in their lives ... they tend to regret it by the time they hit about 50!
I've known several women who are in their late 40's and early 50's. Some have great careers, a house, a nice car... and no one to share any of it with. They kick themselves b/c they now wonder what it would've been like to have a child. They get scared b/c they feel they'll end up alone. Ultimately, they yearn for what they dont have. I also know women that are in their 50's and chose not to have children b/c their husbands didnt want children ... unfortunately for them, their husband's traded them in for a younger model and now they are divorced and too old to have a child!
There is nothing wrong with staying on the single and childless path ... but it seems a bit lonely and a little self absorbed to be honest. And not all married women with children are miserable and just want the singles to join the misery party. Having children is a joy. It's freakin' hard work - but it's a love everyone should get to experience in this lifetime. Sorry but there's more to life than the big martini happy hour ....
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 4:39pm.
How old is she 42? Does she plan to be pregnant at 50? She should just admit kids are not her thing. No crime in that.
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Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:21pm
.........Just as we're supposed to look at a Kardashian with envy and wish that we were 'just like them'.....
Really?
I cant think of anyone I know who wants to be like/look like botoxed drag queen porn stars who like getting pissed on...
In the case of Aniston-is this fucking chick ever going up date her look?
Maybe then she will get a man that wants to stick around because its pretty obvious thats what she wants.
Brooklyn whats her name certainly has some body and from a distance that dress look nice-animal prints are wierd and I dont think they look good on a blond.
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The big secret is that a lot of married people with kids are miserable. If they weren't, they wouldn't try to make people who've made different choices in life feel bad for not getting married and shitting out mini-me's. They need validation, and the single, child-free lifestyle threatens their self image. Intelligent people recognize an agenda when they see one, and the constant propaganda about marriage and kids as the ultimate goal to one's life is utter bullshit. I saw some older ladies drunk the other day, by the way, not being trashy, just having a ball, and I thought it was awesome.
I'm not going to hide in a goddamn cave when I hit 40. I'll be drinking, screwing and traveling the world with the money I save from not buying diapers and food for another person the planet doesn't need. It's just too bad J.A. feels the need to appease the idiot sheeple with comments like this, but it's her schtick, and it pays her well.
She's pregnant.
Cranberry- I have to admit that I really do think that he left her because he wanted children. I think she strung him along and made him think she would have children with him, and when she didn't he found someone he could have a family (as fucked up as it is) with.
Having said that, I still think he and Angie are scum and that Aniston needs to realize that there is nothing wrong with not wanting children. Parenting isn't for everyone.
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I don't think she is ready to admit that never wanted kids in the first place. In a way it would validate Brad Pitts' decision to leave her for Angelina Jolie. I think the desire to have children is probably one of the best reasons to get divorced if your partner doesn't feel the same way. But maybe couples should talk about this before deciding to get married in the first place.
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With all the money she made with 'Friends' why does she even bother? No one is throwing her good scripts - she needs to quit this and spend her days with a bottle of champagne in one hand and the pool boy in the other.
How old is she 42? Does she plan to be pregnant at 50? She should just admit kids are not her thing. No crime in that.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 1:32pm.
...yikes I can't believe the Maniston supporters on this blog...
...go scuttle off to Lainey or E! or whatever other 2nd rate blog accepts payments or favours from PR agents in return for good publicity for their 'stars'...
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OH STFU - you're probably some brangeloonie that escaped from the compounds of Just Jared!
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...oh puh-leeze, I despise all things Brangeloonie and wouldn't be caught dead on (or near) JJ...
...I actually don't condemn Maniston for being single and not having kids...she's making a ton of money and is enjoying life...
...however, what I do find irritating are rabid Maniston supporters who jump all over MK and the other dlister's who happen to find the whole 'barren spinster' thing quite funny...
...methinks they dost protest too much...or something like that...juz sayin....
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...the judges on 'Cupcake Wars' need to get a life...
what the fuck!!! is adam fingering jennifers ass in one of those pics?
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 1:32pm.
...yikes I can't believe the Maniston supporters on this blog...
...go scuttle off to Lainey or E! or whatever other 2nd rate blog accepts payments or favours from PR agents in return for good publicity for their 'stars'...
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OH STFU - you're probably some brangeloonie that escaped from the compounds of Just Jared!
Maybe people arent supporting her but the idea that a woman in her 40's that is single and without a child shouldn't be frowned upon. Yes, Aniston has said many times that she wants to be a mother and to find love again ... and just b/c she hasnt yet - doesnt make her some kind of fucking liar. Just means she's not settling for Mr. Right Now .
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:25pm.
I know what you mean. I've seen those High school pics too and though they suggest she has brown eyes, it's just bad photo quality.
Here's one from her earlier years... even though it's black and white, you can clearly see her eyes are NOT brown.
http://www.celebritiestan.com/home2/celebrm9/public_html/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/celebritiestan.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/web_jen016.jpg
And a colored one:
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/a-jennifer-aniston-15.jpg
Yeah HEAVEN FORBID a woman should NOT turn herself into a baby factory and want to stay single or date or fuck around whenever she wants. HEAVEN FORBID THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE.
...yikes I can't believe the Maniston supporters on this blog...
...go scuttle off to Lainey or E! or whatever other 2nd rate blog accepts payments or favours from PR agents in return for good publicity for their 'stars'...
...MK tells it like it is...Maniston has wilingly sacrificed marriage and family for an empty womb and a padded bank account...all for doing nothing more than starring in an endless series of sh*tty romcoms of the month...
...BTW her new hairdo looks like shite and it looks like she's been going to the same Botox dealer as Fishsticks...ew...
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...the judges on 'Cupcake Wars' need to get a life...
"I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen," she said. "And I just want to say, 'Everybody, relax! It's going to happen.'"
My god, get over yourself Jenni! No one cares. I could be wrong, but I believe she really doesn't want kids. If that's the case, I wish she just had the lady balls to say it.
Her hair doesn't look good like this, but I'm impressed that she's actually done something different with it. The length she was wearing it for ages really did nothing for her.
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Submitted by Libra on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:04am.
sadly, I don't think her eyes are really blue. :(
Sadly, you're completely wrong about that. Her eyes are IN FACT very much blue. See her childhood pictures and the ones from her "Leprechaun" days.
Her ex husband also mentioned her eye color, aqua something, in an interview LONG time ago!
really? I could have sworn I saw pics of her back in the "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" days when her hair was dark brown and so were her eyes.
in fact, check this out:
http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/14874/jennifer-aniston-like-youve-never-seen-her
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:57am.
Then they tell me I'll be old when I get my freedom (?) again and they'll be partying in their 40s. Sigh. What they don't get is that partying constantly in your 40s is a bit embarrassing, esp. when everyone around you is 21. And I got to spend my late teens and all my 20s and several years in my 30s having a ball- like the young are supposed to! Living in many countries, seeing even more, getting a degree at the right time for me and waiting to marry and then marrying a decent human being
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EXACTLY!!! I'm so glad the partying BS that I did was done in my 20's and 30's ... when my body was rockin', the wrinkles were non existant, dressing trendy was acceptable and didnt make me look like I was trying too hard, and I had the energy to actually nurse a hangover and still go to work the next day ... pulling an all nighter was never out of the question.
I wouldnt want to do any of that into my 40's - regardless of whether I had children or not. There comes a time when you just need to grow up. I wouldnt want my 18 year old knowing that "mom" is hanging out a the local watering hole , slamming drinks and shots with her aging friends and maybe even some of your kid's friends ! How embarrassing. I'd be waiting to hear my kid say those 5 dreaded words " MOM, grow the fuck up"!
I cosign 100%.
Sometimes though, especially when my child was first born...I kept saying to myself, I should have grown up, ditched the partying and had him earlier not because I'd be younger when he's on his own, but I'd have more years with him.
Then, I look at a friend whose mother had her when her mother was 14, who is emotionally and mentally fucked beyond belief, and I sigh a sigh of relief, knowing that I did all the stuff I wanted to do when I was young, wrinkle free and so very much thinner.
I went to the club this past weekend...special occasion and I was invited. Everyone was glad to see me and was like where have you been...I said I had a baby and ever since, I just *forget* to go to the club. I just would much rather be with my baby than in some stupid club.
I know that everyone wants to think that Jen Aniston is sad and lonely but she's not! Just as we're supposed to look at a Kardashian with envy and wish that we were 'just like them', so it goes with Aniston's 'baby fever' and 'loneliness'. It's all fucking bullshit.
I admire Jen for being honest about dating -- it's hard out there for a single gal.
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Got that right! Especially if you are over 40 (and act like you are still 21 like I do). Most men my age think they deserve a hot 25 year old even though they are bald with beer bellies and no personality. I have been dating a very sezzy man the last 2 1/2 years but I wish we had more in common, but the pickings are slim and the sex is great.
Submitted by elorel on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:08pm.
Relax, jen-apologists. The blog is about taking down all celebs equally. She's a celeb. She makes tens of millions for doing essentially nothing, and she often does it badly. She will be made fun of.
That was a lovely post.
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yeah the dress is way too young and for 30lbs. younger and the shoes from K-Mart. Must need the money and begged Adam, because obviously no one wants that. :>
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Relax, jen-apologists. The blog is about taking down all celebs equally. She's a celeb. She makes tens of millions for doing essentially nothing, and she often does it badly. She will be made fun of.
The single/childless joke landed on her because she encourages it. "I'll be married one day! And pregnant! Just wait!" How many times has she said that, including this article? And how many people secretly believe she doesn't actually want that at all?
She's either lying to get fans, or one of the most famous and supposedly beautiful women in the world can't get what she wants in this arena. Even Julia Roberts, with dubious husband-stealing tactics, and Halle Berry, who is apparently grade A crazy, have made this happen for them.
She doesn't want kids right now. She likes her life. That's fine! Just stop lying about it so badly. It's the lying that opens her up to the joke. We're calling her on her sham by turning it against her in the most ridiculous way possible.
I admire Jen for being honest about dating -- it's hard out there for a single gal. And I never thought she was interested in kids.
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don't worry Jenn, maternalism isn't catching, you can touch children.
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"lightbulb!", "knocked over!"- Gru
Then they tell me I'll be old when I get my freedom (?) again and they'll be partying in their 40s. Sigh. What they don't get is that partying constantly in your 40s is a bit embarrassing, esp. when everyone around you is 21. And I got to spend my late teens and all my 20s and several years in my 30s having a ball- like the young are supposed to! Living in many countries, seeing even more, getting a degree at the right time for me and waiting to marry and then marrying a decent human being
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EXACTLY!!! I'm so glad the partying BS that I did was done in my 20's and 30's ... when my body was rockin', the wrinkles were non existant, dressing trendy was acceptable and didnt make me look like I was trying too hard, and I had the energy to actually nurse a hangover and still go to work the next day ... pulling an all nighter was never out of the question.
I wouldnt want to do any of that into my 40's - regardless of whether I had children or not. There comes a time when you just need to grow up. I wouldnt want my 18 year old knowing that "mom" is hanging out a the local watering hole , slamming drinks and shots with her aging friends and maybe even some of your kid's friends ! How embarrassing. I'd be waiting to hear my kid say those 5 dreaded words " MOM, grow the fuck up"!
I don't know why she won't admit that kids and marriage just are not for her. She knows it, we know it...just own it. I think she is afraid of losing those that worship her--middle America that think that they can be her friend.
I mean, shit, even Rachel Ray is like "Eh, kids bug the shit out of me..don't want em"
Your audience will LIVE Anniston! Remember, Oprah never had kids, either....
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I don't have kids and I'm never going to have kids and my womb is very happy thank you very much.
I am kind of embarassed for her. She is way OVER-DRESSED for this type of premiere! Wearing a gown at a luau premiere? She shoulda worn this to an awards ceremony instead.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:04am.
sadly, I don't think her eyes are really blue. :(
Sadly, you're completely wrong about that. Her eyes are IN FACT very much blue. See her childhood pictures and the ones from her "Leprechaun" days.
Her ex husband also mentioned her eye color, aqua something, in an interview LONG time ago!
I just want to know what will Jen's big flaw be when she DOES end up getting remarried or having a child. Really , then what? The big joke on Jen will be over. I guess everyone will have to find new material to make fun of her over. The days of : desperate without a date, husband or child ...will be gone. The womb jokes ..done. The " still in love with Pitt" ... finished.
It might actually be the end of Aniston's run with the trashy tabloid mags. For her sake, lets hope so.
Michael K. I ferociously love you and this blog but that's enough with the Jennifer Aniston's old and has a sad empty womb jokes. It's such lazy comedy. "Childless adult women are desperate." Such predictable, lady-hating nonsense. You need a new bit.
Dave Matthews is wearing the ex-boyfriend jeans.
St. Angie Ho always plays the same crazy bitch character in her movies too. And her movies suck also.
come on people! stop acting like getting married and having children is the "happily ever after" most people that i know complain to no end about their kids and their spouses yet they wont shut up asking when i'll get married.....not everyone is the same and if you're really smart you make choices according to whats best for you! DAMMIT!
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I never watch her movies, but I see the trailers and they all seem to be the same. Her character always seems to be the same. Sorta smart-assy, sorta girl-next-door. Yaawwwnnn...
jazzy lol!! Perhaps I am a wee bit jaded. Or perhaps I'm tired of that stupid ring getting in the way of my ho stroll!! ;)
IF - team older mothers!!! I got my partying out of the way, am more financially (and mentally) stable, and have no regrets! *high five*
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:37am.
Dave Matthews is careening toward "KILL IT WITH FIRE" status.
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What does that mean? I loves me some Dave.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:16am.
Word to your old or young momma, jazzy.
Who cares at what age you have kids? There are pluses and minuses to having them young or old. It is a matter of deciding what is right for you and going with it.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:27am.
How many married people still think married is the way to go? Okay, I count three. That shit is OVER. RATED.
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I find that a lot of my friends who are young parents like to talk a whole bunch of crap about how they are so glad they started their family early, when in reality their first was an oops and they had no other choice (except termination, I guess). Just makes them feel better, so I let them wallow in their righteous delusion.
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What the freak kind of name is Brooklyn Decker anyway? Sounds like a Hardware Store.
I must admit, her body looks great.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:59am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:46am.
Uvy - agreed. Started our family early so I wouldn't be in a walker when my kid graduated HS.
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