Tuesday, February 8th 2011

FINALLY! Sienna Miller Is On The Prowl Again!

The stroll has been aching to hear the roar of Sienna Miller's bulldozer vag and wives have been sleeping a little too soundly lately, so it pleases me to learn that things between her on-and-off again piece Jude Law are set to off again. Don't bother declaring a CODE: LOCK UP YER HUZBANDZ, because Sienna can pick a lock with her clit and sniff out precious metal dust on a wedding finger from miles away.

A friend of Jude Law tells People that there wasn't any kind of scandal involved with their break-up and their relationship simply ran out of breath, stopped and walked over to the bleachers to take an indefinite nap. Jude's rep confirms that Sienna is no longer licking the skin triangles on his head.

Thank the homewrecking slut gods for this. Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes' homewrecking game is just pathetic and Blake Lively's acts of ho shit are laughable. It's like they're all still taking classes at a Montessori school and Sienna is teaching the MASTER CLASS at fucking Harvard. Seasoned Sienna is finally back and I'm sure she'll be better than ever once she squirts a little WD-40 on her rusty parts and gets things going again. I really can't wait to see which dude will star in the next episode of Sienna's Extreme Makeover: Homewrecker Edition. Move that bus!

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:24pm.

I know she never would, but if Sienna went for Eddie Cibrian I would never say another hateful thing against her.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:20pm.

She made a really cute straight to DVD movie with James Franco called "Camille". Def a great 5 dollar bin at Wal-Mart pick-up :)

"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

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Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:18pm.

I've only ever seen her in "Layer Cake" with Daniel Craig and she was purty hot. But that current boobage situation scares me.

Submitted by Margaret on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:12pm.

I like Sienna Miller. She's super gorg and isn't a bad actress at all. Her reputation as a whore is completely overblown. She didn't break up BG's marriage...he did. He was the one that was married!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:12pm.

Ugh - the ribs!

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Submitted by mercury_rising on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:10pm.

i'm sorry, I DO NOT undedrstand the love for this ho. It's not enough to be a homewrecking slut. She's stupid as a human can be without eating herself and she's looking worn every day. The most notable thing she ever does is get drunk and naked in public

But then Jude is no prize....
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:05pm.

Cheating is horribly uncool, but I do find Sienna extremely pretty.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:03pm.

These two really need to call it day for good.. Stop trying to make "committment" happen! They should know by now that two whores are only good together for one thing. The whole "feelings" thing just doesn't compute beyond sexy times

"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:01pm.

I like her. *runs*

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:58pm.

Yay - can't wait to see Sienna on a Ho Stroll near me, soon.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:58pm.

LOVE this chick!!!

*waits to be judged*
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"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH

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