FINALLY! Sienna Miller Is On The Prowl Again!
The stroll has been aching to hear the roar of Sienna Miller's bulldozer vag and wives have been sleeping a little too soundly lately, so it pleases me to learn that things between her on-and-off again piece Jude Law are set to off again. Don't bother declaring a CODE: LOCK UP YER HUZBANDZ, because Sienna can pick a lock with her clit and sniff out precious metal dust on a wedding finger from miles away.
A friend of Jude Law tells People that there wasn't any kind of scandal involved with their break-up and their relationship simply ran out of breath, stopped and walked over to the bleachers to take an indefinite nap. Jude's rep confirms that Sienna is no longer licking the skin triangles on his head.
Thank the homewrecking slut gods for this. Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes' homewrecking game is just pathetic and Blake Lively's acts of ho shit are laughable. It's like they're all still taking classes at a Montessori school and Sienna is teaching the MASTER CLASS at fucking Harvard. Seasoned Sienna is finally back and I'm sure she'll be better than ever once she squirts a little WD-40 on her rusty parts and gets things going again. I really can't wait to see which dude will star in the next episode of Sienna's Extreme Makeover: Homewrecker Edition. Move that bus!
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>> Balthazar Getty was **NOT** seperated from his wife when he started his affair. That is what makes it so skanky.
not to mention Sienna was engaged to Rhys Ifans when she started the affair with Getty, and dumped him by telephone. she also told the press the reason she dumped him was Rhys' "irrational jealousy":
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/04/2008-06-04_sienna_miller_rh...
Ifans went off the deep end for a month or so, and was repeatedly photographed drunk and crying in the streets of London.
It is always kinda funny how easy Jude got off on all of this. Remember when his kid had to go to the hospital because it took ecstasy that just happened to be on the floor of his apartment? Or how he cheated on Sienna with his nanny? or how he got that random preggers?
Balthazar Getty was **NOT** seperated from his wife when he started his affair. That is what makes it so skanky.
Jude did NOT cheat on Sadie with Sienna or anyone else from my understanding. He had moved out of their home and was seperated from Sadie when he started to film Alfie.
Yes he has 4 kids and a ton of baggage and it would be hard for any woman to deal with it. This time around though...no cheating the relationship just appeared to burn out.
Is that a chest or a super slide? *gets out shiny yellow mat*
It's posts like these that remind me of why I love DListed so much. Bravo, MK.
THAT TITTAY SACK! THOSE RIBS!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 9:03am.
How hard would Halle Berry's racist head explode if Gabriel Aubry started dating Sienna?
hahaha. Because she's burnt orange or a cheap ho?
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Jude is a world class USER!! I warned you Sienna.
How hard would Halle Berry's racist head explode if Gabriel Aubry started dating Sienna???????
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If you are so skinny that your sternum pokes through, you can't have titties that big. That is fucking disgusting.
How do men find this shit attractive? How could you want to lick that or put your head on it, or even LOOK at it?
*mind boggles*
@ Submitted by nocgirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:57pm.
I wasn't 100% sure on the details which is why I was asking. He cheated on his wife, he cheated on Sienna, he had a one night unprotected stand (it was his responsibility to slip on a condom too, no? I would say even more so since he's the celebrity), has a child with her he won't get involved with. I don't care if she lives in Florida, with his kind of money he could be involved. It's his kid and he doesn't give a fuck. There's no excuse in my books for that. It's not the child's fault but it's the child who'll pay the price. Why do his other kids deserve a father and not this one? Who cares about ''the Gold digger'' he doesn't have to have a relationship with her. Gold digger pfft she gets $10,000/month!
I read he had dropped $12 million on a condo with Sienna.
He's no better, if not worse, than Sienna. I wouldn't readily to call him husband/boyfriend/dad/man of the year.
I like Sienna more, she's a free spirit, she never exchanged any vows. And when she was with Getty, he was separated from his wife. I don't consider that cheating.
To me she's better off without him. She's single, has no kids, no divorces, no ''illegitimate'' child and she's way too hot for this hobo.
Sienna who?
Hey I was born in Shittsburgh and I can't stand this vapid hongray cunt either.
But I'd still loathe her even if I was from Cleveland.
Has someone alerted the CDC yet?!
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At first, I thought his knee was just really long LOL then I realized that was her squashed inflatable funbag. not a pretty picture.
oh yeah, and EAT SOMETHING. other than "yogurt".
The pic: "fuhget this glass. BRING MEH TEH BOTTLE! *MOAR BOOZE*" (takes one to know one)
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Fair enough. I wasn't trying to be argumentative or anything if that's how I came across to you or anyone else.
And thanks. :)
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I honestly think itw as just a joke that backfired. British humour really does not translate all the time. We tell people to not try out their himour when talking to the press as it rarely comes across as it is intended. (British stars I mean, I do PR).
Anyway I am sure Pittsburgh is nice!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 2:35am.
I found her comment to be harsh and mean-spirited. Comparing an entire city to shit just seems more disrespectful to me than it does joking and I can't like someone who is openly rude, whether they own up to it or not. I disagree with a lot of D-Listers in this case and just don't like her one bit.
For the record, I'm quite openly far from being an Angelina Jolie fan, so this isn't me defending her at all either.
P.S.: I'm not one of those people who are overzealous about where I live. I like Pittsburgh a lot, and in the larger scope of things, we're generally a nice folk. Regional snobbery just bothers me, period, whether someone's shouting down Pittsburgh, San Francisco, OR Wheeling.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 02/09/2011 - 1:11am.
Chrissake she made a joke about your hometown, don't be precious I don't hate Anderson Cooper because he went on a whinge fest about London once. The reason people throw darts at Angie Ho is because AngieHo is pretending to be better than she is where having seen Sienna interviewed, she doesn't. You can hate her all you like but she is not up her own arse.
Shame she and Jude have split, they are a great looking couple. Well.. were.
She's an asshole.
"Shittsburgh" is good enough for Anthony Hopkins, but not some bland fucking indie actress who's more known for tabloid drama than her actual acting skills. Fancy that!
She's no better than Angelina Jolie. Why so many people "can't hate" on this cunt but throw poisoned darts in Jolie's direction will always be a mystery to me. All this twat has is less of a platform for being a mediocrity who publicly fucks married men. She isn't even that pretty. She isn't ugly, but far from flawless. Her comments about my city coupled with her reputation in tabloids really magnifies each and every flaw of hers.
She can go get sodomized with a blowtorch for all I care.
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What's the deal with her tits?
Nice rack...of ribs.
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Her cuteness is aging fast, LiLo style,
thx to smoking/partying/whoring around.
Better hurry up and land a replacement for Jude,
STAT!
These two must need attention. YAWN!
Why would anyone hate on Jude and not Sienna? I have to admit i thought they were a gorgeous couple, but she publicly pranced around with Balty Getty when he was married with 4 kids and let a camera get pics of him touching her tits. Classy.
Oh please he cheated on her years ago with the nanny that doesn't quite make someone a serial cheater and when he hooked up with golddigger babymomma Samantha, he was single and not dating anyone. He is a great dad to his 3 kids and what do you expect with a woman who saw celebrity cock and jumped on it to get pregnant? who has a one nighter with someone with no protection? It is not just Jude's fault he is not involved, mom living in Florida, a state he never visits, has alot to do with that.
That is an extremely scary implant situation.
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Protruding ribs are not sexy. Kind of like her "I don't give a shit" attitude though.
Who? I still haven't figured out how she is famous?
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 5:50pm.
I loved that movie. It was adorable.
She's got a vagina that just won't quit! *shoot me*
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
I wonder if she'll sue for custody of his hairpiece.
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Some nosy english hos are saying that he has been trying to get back on with his first wife.
Sienna is a real charmer!
LIke MK has once so brilliantly stated, "Two sluts don't make a RIGHT!"
I think Sienna is gorgeous, and yeah, I liked them together too. They were sort of shameless, and glamorous, and didn't take themselves as fucking seriously as some other Hollywood couples do...cough Brange cough.
I think Sienna is gorgeous, and yeah, I liked them together too. They were sort of shameless, and glamorous, and didn't take themselves as fucking seriously as some other Hollywood couples do...cough Brange cough.
I think Sienna is gorgeous, and yeah, I liked them together too. They were sort of shameless, and glamorous, and didn't take themselves as fucking seriously as some other Hollywood couples do...cough Brange cough.
..new dick in 3...2....
everything about this heinous bitch makes my skin crawl.
I might be the only one here, but I really liked them together. They just seemed perfect for each other. Yes Jude's not hot anymore, but there was something sweet about them both finding each other years later.
And I might be alone on this but I do think Sienna's hot. She probably dumped him because he's not really furthering her career anymore like the last time they dated.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 5:54pm.
I know he is not married yet, but I think it would be fantastic if Sienna were to hook up with Eddie Cibrian and steal him from LeAnn. That would be the epitome of getting a taste of her own medicine.
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Yeah, I'd like to watch Leanne flare her nostrils at that. It would be epic.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 6:17pm.
Also, he's reconciled with his wife. They're "stronger than ever" and had their home featured in Harper's Bazaar not to long ago.
Sienna just considers that a challenge. :)
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 5:59pm.
In marginally related news, Balthazar Getty's sadsack dad just died at 54.
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I read that as well this morning. Also, he's reconciled with his wife. They're "stronger than ever" and had their home featured in Harper's Bazaar not to long ago.
I don't hate on her either and think she's pretty. That Jude guy is a serial cheater, doesn't he have a kid with a woman, while he was involved with someone else, in NY and settled a financial agreement with her? He doesn't even want to be involved. He's a fucking loser. Good riddance!
I think she woke up sober next to him one morning and realized that she's hitting.... that.
They will be back together again
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I don't care who she fucks, unless I have to shank her for fucking my man, but what I don't think she should assult my eyeballs with is that spine running down her chest. Yuck. If you saw her squatting in a 3rd world country, you would give her the head tilt "awwwwwwww" and get out your wallet.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
In marginally related news, Balthazar Getty's sadsack dad just died at 54.
I'm not hating on her either. She's no worse than a lot of the flotsam that washes up on Hollywood streets and she's very pretty. She was hawt in Layer Cake.
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Those weird star tattoos on her arm always bug me. They're so trashy. Looks like she got them in prison.
I know he is not married yet, but I think it would be fantastic if Sienna were to hook up with Eddie Cibrian and steal him from LeAnn. That would be the epitome of getting a taste of her own medicine.
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