Tuesday, February 8th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Betty White & Koko
Not since Detective LaToya and Bubbles' reunion.... This touching slideshow of Betty White's special date with Koko doesn't have any sound, but that's so you can add your own background music. I chose "Kiss the Girl-illa," but feel free to go with the Sarah McLachlan song that instantly makes every animal look sad, lonely and on the verge of being sent to the glue factory.
And I'm really hoping Betty met with Koko to talk about teaming up for the long-awaited reimagining of Monkey Trouble.
via Videogum
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Can someone repost this with music (preferably ridiculous music)? I don't know how to do it.
facebook is the most incrimatinating source for research on hoe-ness.. u can look back!! look into how much hoe we are into!! YOUR A MAN HOE@!! or u can be straight stalker, like i have had a few.. BUSTED
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
wat do u do wen you see your man on old party pics bein a hoe?? i say alright!! thats wat you did!! but... youll never ever know wat i did.. hehehe :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 6:49pm.
I'm outta here, off to slit my throat.
It's been nice!
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ME, stop =( We'd miss.
Ok, snarkbitches, did you see this Catholic iPhone confessionals crap sanctioned by the fraking pope himself?! Bitches! Someone had to see this riotous shit!??
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12391129
Do we lmao now?! Or do we rotflmao later!?! Really. This shit is some shit. ridic.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 5:37pm.
ME- How long has she been on Depo?
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After my first child, I was on Depo for about a year. It took 5 freakin years to make another babeh!
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I'm outta here, off to slit my throat.
It's been nice!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:58pm.
M.E. I found your Chrimmus present.
It would help if I included the link
http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=Shop&op=listing&product_id=18758...
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Bwahahahahahahahahahha DWM - Thanks for the link, I had to make this my new avie.
*returns to stock-piling beef jerky and chardonnay for the 2012 armageddon*
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
I need to get the fickety fuck outta this house before I quit this bitch.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
THE SKY IS FALLING!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 5:50pm.
UGH! Between 19-23 weeks they say until the ultrasound to confirm.
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNND, BH just told me Big D is getting tested for dyslexia.
FML!
*goes to liquor store*
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Sorry to hear this isn't your week, M.E.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
UGH! Between 19-23 weeks they say until the ultrasound to confirm.
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNND, BH just told me Big D is getting tested for dyslexia.
FML!
*goes to liquor store*
Dang. I couldn't imagine doing it again. I opted for pills for the last month of protection instead of dealing with more bleeding.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Uvy - a couple years.
Momus - she was on the shot. But shotty about keeping up with it.
ME- How long has she been on Depo? Not to TMI but I had to get one in preparation of getting spayed and it worked instantly but I spotted every single day and had periods during the 3 months. I think the stat if I remember correctly is most women whose periods stop will have that happen after a year of injections.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:53pm.
I did not know I was pregnant" --ME's sister edition.
Commentary provided by ROJO CALIENTE.
(Yet I have a hard time believing your sister did not know all along. Can she be that clueless?)
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My friend was that clueless. NO ONE including her knew, and I only learned when I ran into her then BF/babydaddy at WalMart buying a car seat.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Queenie - *sigh*
Since she did get periods the doctors are having a hard time determining exactly how far along she is, they told her "roughly" 18 weeks.
She's getting a 3-D ultrasound this week to help determine "where" exactly she is in her pregnancy and also take a close look to make sure the baby is OK physically.
*shakes head*
How can woman who is not using a contraceptive be surprised when she gets pregnant when she's been sexing it up with a guy who also isn't using a contraceptive?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:45pm.
OMFG you guys.
I just got off the phone with my sister and she's further along than I was initially told.
JHC!
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Holy Shit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
OH! Blohan is trying to use the old "I've been set up" thing again eh?
STFU stupid lying bitch.
"A source close to Lindsay says that Lindsay believes that Meyers is "out to get me, and is trying to use me so she (Danette Meyers) can get elected."
Another lame ploy by the Lohan camp.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:35pm.
Momus - that is a great idea, I will check... BUT from what my attorney said the law states you must SERVE 48 hours in jail. But it is definitely worth looking in to... thank you ;)
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We couldn't stand not having your snarkiness for a whole entire 48 hours whilst you're in the hoosegow. ☺
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Koko - people like that should be forcibly sterilized. PIECES OF SHIT!
HATE those "i didn't know I was pregnant" shows. While I do believe it can happen every once in awhile or occassionally I think many of the women are in serious denial.
More like in serious stages of being an inbred fat-ass hillbilly
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Provy - she get's the shot which if I understand correctly, you don't get a period. So she didn't miss one, or any of them. But it's pretty fucking obvious she didn't get her follow up shot done on time.
DOH!
I HATE those "i didn't know I was pregnant" shows. While I do believe it can happen every once in awhile or occassionally I think many of the women are in serious denial. And why do 75% end up crapping out the kid in the toilet ? I just heard a horrible story on Nancy Grace (don't judge) yesterday. Some lady at the CIRCUS gave birth to a baby in a PUBLIC restroom and just left it in the toilet. Baby is in critical condition and they are looking for mom. So many questions...how did she cut the cord? Did anyone she was with notice something a little bit off ?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:45pm.
OMFG you guys.
I just got off the phone with my sister and she's further along than I was initially told.
Don't women realize they're pregnant when they stop getting their period?
Hope she wasn't boozing during not realizing she was preggers.
Spicey - RIGHT?
UGH. I can't believe she didn't know. Now she's supposedly around 18 weeks, NOT 15/16 which puts her in her 5th month.
She's rail fucking thin (think of Posh size) she gets a gut from a tick tac, you mean to tell me an avocado sized fetus (add expanded uterus and fluids) did give her a pooch?
I'm not a fucking idiot.
I did not know I was pregnant" --ME's sister edition.
Commentary provided by ROJO CALIENTE.
(Yet I have a hard time believing your sister did not know all along. Can she be that clueless?)
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"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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OMFG you guys.
I just got off the phone with my sister and she's further along than I was initially told.
JHC!
SMBTY - Oooooohhhhh! I missed that.
What a lying piece of shit she is.
Yuuup.
"HollywoodNews.com: It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s original story may have been that she was never at the jewelry store in question, but her cover was quickly blown.
It is currently being rumored that when the jewelry theft story first broke, Lohan told those closest to her that she was never at the store, states RadarOnline.com. However, once it was revealed that there was surveillance video, Lohan’s story reportedly changed."
Nice! So she could have just as easily said it was an "oversight" (because I know I ALWAYS accidentally walk out with thousands of dollars of unpaid merch around my friggin' neck) when first accused, instead of denying she was in the store, then denying she actually touched said ice, THEN denying even having the damn thing, like an idiot?
She so klassy, it hurts.
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Wait, I think I missed her denying being there in the first place. DID SHE?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:03pm.
It hasn't been released publicly, but those who have seen it says it shows her put it on and later walk out of the store with the necklace still on her neck, partially hidden by other pieces of jewelery around her neck.
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Nice! So she could have just as easily said it was an "oversight" (because I know I ALWAYS accidentally walk out with thousands of dollars of unpaid merch around my friggin' neck) when first accused, instead of denying she was in the store, then denying she actually touched said ice, THEN denying even having the damn thing, like an idiot?
She so klassy, it hurts.
"Sources close to the troubled star told us she still isn't upset by the hoopla and is used to being "taken advantage of" by people and companies for the sake of PR."
So that's the Hohan camps defense strategy.
If she says "setup", I'm think I'm going to go all Tanya Harding on her.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
She was wearing it around her neck when she walked out of the store, somuchbetter.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:36pm.
"This whole story is crazy. $2,500 is tip money to Lindsay, if she wanted the necklace that badly she would have bought it," said our insider. "She's going to get to the bottom of this - it wasn't stolen."
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Has the security video been released yet? I would LOVE to see her all shifty-eyed and squirrely as she slips it in a purse/pocket, then easing out of the store without paying/signing or having any sort of agreement, and they still claim that's not her "stealing."
Her touches of KLEPTOMANIA has NOTHING to do with being able to afford or even wanting/needing the object, at all.
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It hasn't been released publicly, but those who have seen it says it shows her put it on and later walk out of the store with the necklace still on her neck, partially hidden by other pieces of jewelery around her neck.
DWM - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:36pm.
"This whole story is crazy. $2,500 is tip money to Lindsay, if she wanted the necklace that badly she would have bought it," said our insider. "She's going to get to the bottom of this - it wasn't stolen."
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Has the security video been released yet? I would LOVE to see her all shifty-eyed and squirrely as she slips it in a purse/pocket, then easing out of the store without paying/signing or having any sort of agreement, and they still claim that's not her "stealing."
Her touches of KLEPTOMANIA has NOTHING to do with being able to afford or even wanting/needing the object, at all.
LMAO Bradi!!! I had my fake id at 16!!! took my cousins birth certificate and got my id at the DMV... THE REAL DEAL!!! needless to say, I was invited to all the parties lolollll
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
M.E. I found your Chrimmus present.
It would help if I included the link
http://www.artfire.com/modules.php?name=Shop&op=listing&product_id=18758...
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Has everyone seen Khloe and Lamar's new "Unisex" commercial? LOL...only sold at Perfumania, isn't that the knock-off perfume store that sells perfume for like 20 bucks? Commercial is below
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Lamar-Odom-and...
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
Love you Michael k! You never disappoint. Go On and Kiss the Girl-illa!! Luv me sum Lil Mermaid!
You aren't the only one in your state to have that memorized jackhat.
See, I read that and think, why not apply those regulations to marijuana?
In N.Carolina, they had/have actual state run stores to sell just alkyhall, other retailers could only carry stuff with a 5% or lower alcohol content, we could get our beer & California coolers but had to get the person with the best fake ID to buy liquor.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
LOL Bradi - hitting the liquor store tonight!!
And this is sad I know this info off the top of my head.
Arkansas sells beer:
Mon - Fri 7am - 1am
Sat 7am - midnight
Oklahoma sells beer
Everyday - stops selling at 2am, starts selling again at 6am.
LOL!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Jacko - I was sentenced to 10 days in jail, upon my hearing with the judge my attorney requested work release for me as I had a full time job, kids, etc (plus 1st offense), he signed off on it and when I presented my paperwork to the Jail they said that (for reasons I can't remember) I would only have to serve half my time, with time already served, so I got 4 days work release.
I'm not sure how your laws are there in hickville.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 3:35pm.
TEAM SLUTS!!!
M.E. Can we get jerseys?we need a mascot?
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Totally need T-Shirts!!
Mascot? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......fornicating stick figures?
GOD BLESS OKIE BEERS!
That's just weird, it's 2011 and there are still dry states....anyfuck, have fun with the new blizzard coming you way...stock up now!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
....and purity balls are insanely creepy
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
"This whole story is crazy. $2,500 is tip money to Lindsay, if she wanted the necklace that badly she would have bought it," said our insider. "She's going to get to the bottom of this - it wasn't stolen."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/02/08/lindsay-lohan-felony-the...