ROJO CALIENTE IS A MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

ROJO was knocked up! ROJO had a boy! You can read the details at People while I go and try to switch myself with Rojo Jr. Wish me luck! I'll be back!

Okay, I'm back. The doorman didn't buy my Baby Rojito disguise of a Home Depot onesie, a Land's End diaper, a shaved Annie wig and ginger angel wings. But that will not stop me from celebrating the BABY NEWS OF THIS AND EVERY CENTURY! The lesbian stork slid down the orange part of the rainbow and delivered a healthy baby boy into golden womb of Rojo Caliente. Yes, Rojo was pregnant with the second coming of Rojo Caliente for 9-months and we never knew.

Most of us figured that the halo-like glow coming from her belly was just her Care Bear Stare power acting up again. And when I watched a glittery unicorn with a red mane fly over the city last night, I figured Clay Aiken just farted again. But no, the unicorn was welcoming our new beacon of ginge.

Cynthia Nixon's rep confirmed that Rojo gave birth to their first son together in NYC last night. Cynthia has a 14-year-old daughter and an 8-year-old son with her ex-partner Danny Mozes. The rep didn't say who their son's biological father is, but they did say that Cynthia and Rojo have named him Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni.

Max Ellington! And his initials are MEN-M. Max already has a name for when he wants to start an Italian new wave music group. Congratulations to my favorite ginger (sorry PHG) and my favorite celebrity couple! I will be smearing my eyeballs with Vaseline and SPF in anticipation of seeing Baby MEN's first spread in the Home Depot newsletter.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:43am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 12:00pm.
*Vomits*

I worked with a lady that was rather large and one day she didn't how up for work. I asked another coworker where she was and was informed she had a baby the night before... Several of us had NO FUCKING CLUE!!! so yea, I can believe this shit.
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LOL

Same thing happened on my old job. Chick called in one morning to say she had a baby. Nobody knew she was pregnant. Apparently, she told no one but her boyfriend. Even her parents didn't know. I'm just grateful she didn't give birth in the ladies room!

But back on topic:

Rojo doesn't seem very maternal. This is a surprise. I didn't think butchies cared for the birthing thing.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:42am.

Well aint that some hot steaming shit?! Wonder if the kids a ginge?

Congrats I guess.

Submitted by OXA on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:42am.

I wonder if we wil be seeing her on "I did'nt know I was pregnant"

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:40am.

What?! Well congrats to them!

Submitted by Norwaygirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:37am.

I feel so sorry for all the people who will never be able to know their biological parent.

I don't care if the child is raised by heteros or homoes. Buying anonymous sperm, womb or egg is disgusting!

Luckily, this is prohibited in Norway. A 44 year old, Norwegian woman stuck in India for the last 11 months, did learn that the hard way. She bought eggs and sperm in India, and pretended the children were her own so she could get them a passport to Norway. Norwegian government says the kids (twins) are Indian, and they will not be let in here.

This case has stopped many from going abroad to purchase babies. Good!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:37am.

I thought she was the 'husband'. They had us fooled. Next thing you'll tell us Chaz was carrying triplets.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:37am.

That is pretty fucking creepy that NO ONE had a clue she was pregnant. WEIRD!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:34am.

What is this I'm reading

Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:33am.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jCT9n9hItmA/TLV0vH0NGoI/AAAAAAAAAcU/hpD7I0Y3Dp...

I guess she was pregnant in this picture Nov 2010.

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:32am.

Please do not post photos of her breast feeding.

Submitted by Brooke276 on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:31am.

Wait WTF????? I guess wearing size XXXL men's clothes helped her hide her bump.

Wow.......Rojo squeezed a kid out of her vag. Amazing.

Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

Here's the People link:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20464553,00.html

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

Congrats, Rojo! Cutest pregnant dude that we've had yet! ;)

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

*Vomits*

"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH

Submitted by mitchyul on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

Who's baby!

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

Who knew, they're not famewhores.

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:30am.

Wait a minute... The butch one carried the baby? Cynthia didn't want to lose her figure I guess.

And 43 is TOO OLD to be pushing out babies!!

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:29am.

uhmm.. what??

why is Janis Joplin standing there?

Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:29am.

DETAILS PLEASE!

Oh. OK, I'll read People. Make me do my own research will yer??!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:28am.

WAIT! WTF?? How did Rojo keep this a secret from the world???????

Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:27am.

I'll be disappointed if Michael K. isn't the father of this baby. You better be prepared for her next pregnancy, MK! Switch those test tubes!

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:27am.

COngrats
and hide the kid if its a ginge boy in 18 years :)
sorry MK you know you will be stalking him
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:27am.

it's a miracle! another man gives birth...oh, wait...
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i lift things up and put them down...

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:27am.

Who knew that Home Depot has a maternity department?

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 10:26am.

WAIT! WAIT!!! I didn't know ROJO was pregnant!!!
When did this happen?
When did you have the time to knock her up, Michael K?

And yes, having sex with RoJo is still gay sex. *LOL*

I hope they ask you to be the Godfather, Michael K. You deserve it!

Congrads to them and I wish them the very best. *s*

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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice.- MK