Locked In A Trunk With Prince Hot Ginge
Normally, you don't ever want to find yourself locked in the trunk of a car because it means one of the following things might happen to you: a) Stan is about to drive your ass into a lake or b) the trunk is going to open and you're going to find John Travolta in a Billy Ray Cyrus wig staring back at you. But this is an exception. Well, another exception is if the trunk contained an unlimited supply of Rocky Road candy bars and a TV that plays Central Park West on a loop. But this is an exception above the exception!
The Sun says that Chelsy Davy is once again trying to put out the flames on Prince Hot Ginge's crotch with her poon and they recently tried to be slick when they left a night club in London at 4 in the morning. They didn't want the paps to catch them together so they jumped in the trunk of a Jaguar. One witness who didn't pull out a camera phone because they were momentarily hypnotized by the seductive flame dancers shooting out of Prince Hot Ginge's head said this, "It was bizarre. The boot was popped open before the pair emerged. Neither seemed the worse the wear for drink when they climbed in and they acted as if it was the most normal thing."
How is this bizarre? Who wouldn't get into a trunk with Prince Hot Ginge. If PHG asked me to escort him into a closet full of CROCS, I'd take a holy water bath and follow his lead. If PHG asked me to wear a yarmulke and hold his hand as we stroll into a brunch co-hosted by Mel Gibson and Vanilla Gorilla, I'd say "Shalom!" and make it happen. I'd do whatever he asked. If he wants to be the jack and wants me to be the spare tire, into the trunk we go! It's a good thing I know how to make a lubed condom out of coolant, pages from a Thomas Guide (even cars in Britain have a stupid ass Thomas Guide in their trunks), and the rust on a flashlight battery. They don't call me the MacGyver of gay sex for nothing.
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WTF? Both Hot Ginge and his brother were good looking when they were young. Then they hit their mid-twenties and something happens.They begin to resemble Chuck, Phil & Betty Windsor. In about 4 more years he will be able to do the best Betty Windsor in drag---- like for Saturday Night Live skits.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 1:05pm.
I don't get the chelsey attraction thing. She was somewhat cute, in a chav party-girl way, when she was a teen
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Ew, wait. Are you saying that in some circles "chav-party-girl" is synonymous with "cute"???
*does not compute*
Also *barf*
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Ever hear the phrase "Youth is beauty"? (it's true) Methinks PHG will be looking exactly like his daddy in ten.
I predict his bro will lose his hair but will retain the kind-handsomeliness he directly inherited from his mum.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Not pretty! Exhibits a, b and c:
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 1:05pm
Agreed. She wears too much bronzer, let's not forget the piggy nose, and why do her lips always match her face? I mean everyone has lips that are redder or pinker, so why does she always look like she smears hers with foundation?!?!?! Get some fucking lipgloss or cherry chaptstick (if you're too lazy).
I don't care who homeboy is you'd never see me crawling into the back of a trunk. If they want to stay hidden here's an idea stay the fuck out of Mayfair/Soho/Chelsea.
I hate to break it to them but they've been dating 8 years (or something like that), the jig is up, you're too fucking old and have been dating too fucking long to play these 'are they or aren't they' games. No one has seriously though they broke up for good. He's just like his brother and will no doubt marry his teenage sweetheart. Just ask her already (at least she's a thousand times better than that stick up her ass Waity)!
I hope they don't make this a habit; it's really dangerous. My friend gave someone a ride in his trunk just for one mile to sneak into a drive-in movie. They were rear-ended by another car and the guy in the trunk was killed. It doesn't take much.
Are you sure THIS is not the boy Rojo had?!
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I always thought he looked just like his Grandad Prince Philip, in the eye department. It seems to be coming out more with age.
Great. Who leaked this photo in the first place? Nice photoshopping to make him look like the other retard, "Not His Father Charles". How come his looks changed overnight? He was always ugly, but he never looked like the spitting image of that Charles dude. Something fishy here.
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Submitted by Stessie1216 on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 2:10pm.
HRH Prince Charles Philip Arthur George
YOU ARE THE FATHER!
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*Diana runs off the stage crying and Queen Elizabeth does the cabbagepatch*
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twerk those stumps!
...just gotta say that age is no friend of Harry or his brother...
...they once offered hope that good genetics far enough removed from the Windsor lineage would revive a dour bloodline with an enduring dose of hotness...
...sigh...such is not the case as witnessed by this unfortunate looking young man who, like his brother not yet 30, is displaying the kind of buttaface that seems to be the inevitable fate of every member of the Windsor clan...
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HRH Prince Charles Philip Arthur George
YOU ARE THE FATHER!
wow, I typed my comment before I read all of yours, and I said exactly what a bunch of you saw, the beady eyes, so Windsor, I am so proud to be part of the majority, I love you dlisted people.
Looks like everyone thinks the same thing! I didn't read the comments or the article.
I've heard before that some people think Prince Charles is not Prince Harry's real dad. I didn't really think either way of those rumours.
Well, looking at this picture I can say for sure that Prince Charles IS Prince Harry's dad. He looks so much like him in this picture!
It's the eyes - he has those "too close together" eyes.
This is the photo where he actually looks like Prince Charles.
The beady close set eyes and eefed up nose, now that is the Windsor family. Hair, skin, height, Spencer family.
I can't wait for that wedding, the wedding Dress in particular. I was 11 when the 81 wedding happened and my daughter is 11 this summer, will be so fun to watch with her.
Go on, Chelsy. Get your invite to that wedding!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 12:00pm.
TOTALLY a Windsor. If his eyes were any closer together he'd be Cyclops.
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OMG, IG! Funny! Harry does have a certain royal inbred something about him.
I'm glad William and Harry will mix up that gene pool a bit more.
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I want to imagine being locked in a trunk with Prince Hot Ginge, but unfortuntately I am scarred for life now by this visual "John Travolta in a Billy Ray Cyrus wig".
Scarred for life
For some reason,I never thought Hewitt was PHG's dad. I remember seeing a childhood photo of Prince Charles in a magazine and the resemblence to Prince Harry (sans the red hair) was very strong. The same close set eyes and mealy mouth. Plus, in some lengthy article about Diana, she was quoted as saying at that the time around Harry's birth, her and Charles' relationship was the best it had ever been, that it was a blissful time for her. Things went south later.
I also thought Hewitt was Harry's dad, but in this picture, he looks like a young Charles with red hair.
I don't get the chelsey attraction thing. She was somewhat cute, in a chav party-girl way, when she was a teen but now she just looks like a muppet with bad clothes and foundation (makeup) that never matches her skin tone. Surely, the Prince's itch could be scratched by someone a bit prettier...?
Co-sign agirl, Vidz, Dog et al. That pic is Prince Charles to a T. Let the rumors be put to rest.
There's this red headed dude at my job that we call "Irish",for obvious reasons..I decided to start calling him "Ginge" the other day..he didn't take to kindly to it. lol....I blame you MK. :)
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"Chelsy Davy is once again trying to put out the flames on Prince Hot Ginge's crotch with her poon..."
admittedly, it took me a hot minute to fully get this, but now that i have the visual, i cannot stop laughing my ass off!!
Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 12:14pm.
diana's brother is a ginge so that might explain it. i'm sure by now someone in authority has done a Maury DNA test.
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I don't doubt that those in power know EXACTLY who Harrys dad is. Thing is though, if it wasn't Charles, no way in hell would it ever be made public, no journalist would ever print it etc.
I always fancied this conspiracy theory to be true, Harry always seemed to be the spit of James Hewitt and had nothing of Charles. This photo makes me wonder though; it is Charles all over. Sigh. Another interesting story bites the dust.
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I thought the blond mop behind him was Tara Reid!
Not a good thing for this Chelsy trick.
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He's looking rode hard and put up wet in this pic, Chelsy always looks like she just came of a 5 day meth binge.
diana's brother is a ginge so that might explain it. i'm sure by now someone in authority has done a Maury DNA test.
eta: PSL - i love that PJ song
I have never doubted that Prince Charles is Harry's Dad. He looked exactly like him as a child.
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once and for all I'm far away
I hardly believe, finally the shades...are raised...saw things so much clearer
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:38am.
Prince Harry looks just like his Dad there, especially around the eyes. So much for the rumors that someone else was Princess Diana's babydaddy.
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On the left is James Hewitt, Diana's piece. Harry is on the right. She humped Hewitt like a mink...
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-"TOTALLY a Windsor. If his eyes were any closer together he'd be Cyclops."
Ahahahahaha!! Comment of the day. XD
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I know plenty of people have speculated for years that Harry's daddy was Major James Hewitt, but in the photo above he looks exactly like his father Prince Charles.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:58am.
It seems that Chels has an itch that only Prince Ginge can scratch.
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She has Ginger Fever!
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twerk those stumps!
TOTALLY a Windsor. If his eyes were any closer together he'd be Cyclops.
I've been following the Prince Ginge chaud/Chelsea shenanigans for years (yes, I have no life) and they keep breaking up but ultimately cannot keep their mitts off each other. It seems that Chels has an itch that only Prince Ginge can scratch.
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Prince Harry could be the offspring of Rojo Caliente!
Trunk of a Jaguar? Was it made by Humvee? whateverhoweveryouspellit
OMG. He needs to start looking into hair replacement stuff cuz he's gonna be thinning by 30, like his bro and dad.
In that name of all that's Holey, WTF??? I was certain that the father of this one was that horse dude that boned Diana in the 80's. That is all a distant memory now with this photo. No doubt about it. He's a Windsor through and through.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:47am.
*jumps in trunk*
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I thought that was just a regular Saturday Night for our DWM! LOL!
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Yeah, the Prince Charles siring is stamped all over his face, always has been.
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Love the entire last paragraph, but call BS on the Sun's story. Prince Ginge is
not going to get in a car trunk.
Whoa. This picture makes me take back any doubt I had about PHG not being Charles' son. Look at that nose and those beedy close together eyes!
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twerk those stumps!
That's really a bad angle for him. He looks like a Windsor.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:38am.
Prince Harry looks just like his Dad there, especially around the eyes. So much for the rumors that someone else was Princess Diana's babydaddy.
I was JUST thinking that.
*jumps in trunk*
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was Harry covered in mud/sewage? was Chelsey wearing a Chanel suit? Maybe they wanted to act out a scene from "Out of Sight"
(GREAT movie for those who has not seen it)
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I gather speed from you fucking with me
once and for all I'm far away
I hardly believe, finally the shades...are raised...saw things so much clearer
once you, once you...rear view mirror...
-Pearl Jam
What's the big deal with these two being "together again" or whatever? Maybe if they just acted normal, nobody would give a fuck. And don't they have bodyguards to keep people away from them? I hate England.
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