Gisele Bundchen Never Called SPF Satan's Saliva
You better pull those bottles of Hawaiian Tropic out of your waste receptacle, because supermodel and well-known foot swallower Gisele Bundchen never said that she'd rather shake hands with Bridget Moynahan than slather SPF on her bones. The Daily Mail quoted Gis as saying that sunscreen is poison and she tries to only go outside before 8am since that's when the suns rays aren't as strong. But Gis claims that The Daily Mail doesn't know Portuguese from Pekingese, because her words got lost in translation. Her rep tells People that some of her family members have been diagnosed with skin cancer so she would never say such a thing. This is what her rep said really came out of her mouth:
“She simply stated that her all natural skincare line does not include an SPF product. She followed that line of questions saying she tried to stay out of the sun when it is the strongest between 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. And yes, Gisele does use sunscreen–just not harsh formulations. When using sunscreens she selects ones that are free of parabens, oxybenzone, PABA, and retinyl palmitate. She buys her sunscreen at Whole Foods, so she can find ones that are free of harsh chemicals. She says, ‘Of course I put on sun block. I don’t want to look like a shrimp!’”
Or if you don't have sun block on you, just put a pair of Tom Brady's wet chonies over your face! But seriously, now that you know Gisele Bundchen's official stance on sunscreen, you can go back to not caring about Gisele Bundchen's official stance on sunscreen. So glad we cleared this up.
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Just smile and take the pretty (ahem) pictures model whore.
This is why models are paid to be silent in the studio and on the runway.
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Silly rabbit.
Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:21pm.
A shrimp is a weird comparison to make.
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Some Mexicans use the same expression. I have a cousin whom everyone calls shrimp cuz he gets red easily.
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Well, that makes sense. In terms of redness...I was just thinking that as a model, using tons of sunscreen would be in her job description, for wrinkles, ya know.
Thanks for the heads up.
Camarones, I think that's Spanish for shrimp.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:21pm.
I used to get as red as a lobster without sunscreen then peel then burn again....wash,rinse, repeat.
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Ha, me too...it was called getting ready for the summer.
Memorial Day: Burn, peel, tan.
Continue tanning until Labor Day.
Blistering was not uncommom, we just popped them and went on our way.
I always had a mag or book over my face, though, thank Christ.
Which is why I now deal with a decolletage that looks 10 years older than my face!
If I weren't a reader, I'd look like Clint Eastwood.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:21pm.
A shrimp is a weird comparison to make.
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Some Mexicans use the same expression. I have a cousin whom everyone calls shrimp cuz he gets red easily.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 9:21pm.
I used to get as red as a lobster without sunscreen then peel then burn again....wash,rinse, repeat.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
A shrimp is a weird comparison to make.
When I think of shrimp, I think of pink, shiny, fresh....which is all indicative of good, young, skin?
Perhaps the Portugese translator fucked up big time.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 5:13pm.
In Gisele's case, I would think looking like a shrimp is a step up from looking like a man faced horse... I miss the days when a stupid model wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10gs a day...
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Fucking brilliant!
Gis can say whatever she wants, but the simple fact of the matter is, some sunscreens keep you from getting a sunburn.
Others keep you from getting a sunburn and also protect against wrinkles and aging.
You need to wear the second type if you don't want to look like a Patriots football after a vigorous practice session.
I found this out a bit too late (35), but now I proudly wear my synthetic dermatologist-prescribed sunscreen, that protects against both issues as described above.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
HAHAHAHA...Just reading the headline I thought "why is she picking on Sean Preston Federline???"
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:27pm.
She doesn't want to look like a shrimp?? wtf?
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That's an expression used by Brazilians, as in "I'm pale, if I don't put on sunblock, my skin will get as red as a shrimp".
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But shrimp aren't red, they're…
*realizes she is arguing with a supermodel's logic*
Dah, fuck it.
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He was no longer one of Vermont's Finest.
qoute
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:20pm.
I miss the days when we could slather our bodies in Coppertone suntan lotion or Bain de Soleil gelee and bake in the sun, listening to the Stones and reading Cosmopolitan magazine, heedless of a dreaded disease
god yes, i was about 13 then, and my best friend had a pool, we would smoke salems, get a tan, and read cosmo for the sex tips,and i remember emotional rescue and shes so cold as the stones songs of that long ago summer. reading those cosmos, too, which by the way, suck now and have sucked ever since helen gurley brown stepped down. came across some old late 70s and 80s cosmo issues and they were really, really good. not dumbed down sex and relationship tips. they had great sex tips, good advice , good fashion, they had a yearly horoscope book, man , they were great. and i remember they would always have some true story. there was one i remember about how a girl met this guy in the canary islands and ended up in the white slave trade... classic cosmo ruled!!!
Pretty much any story in the Daily Mail is pure fabricated fiction!!! Their supposed "quotes" are nothing but made up bullshit.
http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.com/2011/01/true-story-of-daily-mai...
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Say, where can I find Gisele Bundchen's new all-natural organic free-range nontoxic line of sunscreen? Alongside Lindsay Lohan's SevenNyne (or however the fuck you spell it) and Katy Perry's cat piss perfume in the bargain bin of "Shitty Celebrity Products That No One Will Ever Buy....Ever?"
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I'd give her a second look if she had a head transplant. Maybe.
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Sensuously licking cucumbers ... fondling eggplants ....
Agree with Impertinent Vixen. A girl after my own heart.
I just love that MK calls her 'Gis'. LOL
You know Tom calls her that too.
Yes, Whole Foods, when I go outside I just cover myself with some spinach...works for me.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
Best photo I've ever seen of Doghead.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:43pm.
Beautiful body, pitiful mind. Shut up and pose; that's what you're good for.
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And even that, barely.
In Gisele's case, I would think looking like a shrimp is a step up from looking like a man faced horse... I miss the days when a stupid model wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10gs a day...
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i lift things up and put them down...
She should pose with a towel on her face all the time. If she keeps up with the making statements and then denying them Tom might leave her and go back to Bridget.
dayum is that her after giving birth???...UGH wheres the chocolate!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Goddess.
She's also been quoted as saying Leo has a small peen and needs the little blue pill. And when she was free and single and has that "you're beautiful, you're beautiful" British douche persuing her long distance she said all British men were nasty. She says a lot to the Brazilian Press. As Saffy asked Mom about a rude model: "Why does she get away with treating others like that? Edina said "Because she's thin!!!"
Once again, I'll pull out this quote from my nephew for Gisele:
"DON'T NOBODY CARE!"
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
The Mail posts stories like this just so it can include photos of Bundchen in a bikini--wrapped in a cautionary report about skin cancer.
I think she sorta looks better with that hanky over her hatchet face.
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Bain de Soleil gelee... there's an ancient tube of it (SPF 4? Why bother?!) at Mr. Hekki's family's weekend house and I sniff it every time we're out there.
Actually, there's a bunch of old 80s stuff out there and it's fun to come across it. His old cassette tapes (Peter Tosh, Pet Shop Boys, Siouxsie, Joe Cocker) and his sister's Judy Blume paperbacks, L'Oreal "Sealily" lipstick....
Does anyone know where to find the original quote in Portuguese? That's my mother tongue, I'd like to see whether Gis is trying to hide behind her old excuse of "OH MY ENGLISH NO GOOD".
She should read the labels because plenty of the sunscreens at WF contain oxybenzone and chemicals which is NOT necessarily a bad thing.
LOL @ "Now that you know Gisele Bundchen's official stance on sunscreen, you can go back to not caring about Gisele Bundchen's official stance on sunscreen."
I only shop at Whole Foods when I'm in the mood to pay $10 for a jar of normal applesauce.
when will these models go back to shutting the hell up and just looking good in clothes that most of us will never wear or be able to afford?
She'd never look like a shrimp!
Prize winning mare, yes, but never a shrimp!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:34pm.
They still sell the Orange gelee!!!!!!
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Hell Yes they do - I stopped going in the sun without sunblock when I was 12 (thank you, punk rock music and your pale, pasty role models), but I have an olfactory response to the Bain de Soleil (the orange gelee) and Coppertone. I sometimes use their lowest SPF formulations as an after-shower lotion in the summer just for the smell. However, if I am going outside, I practically coat myself in zinc oxide and so on; I look like I have albinism.
Beautiful body, pitiful mind. Shut up and pose; that's what you're good for.
And this is supposed to be news? Who listens to her anyway?
I kinda like her boobies. I wish mine were shaped like that.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:27pm.
She doesn't want to look like a shrimp?? wtf?
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That's an expression used by Brazilians, as in "I'm pale, if I don't put on sunblock, my skin will get as red as a shrimp".
I think she probably is saying the truth here, but I still think she's a moronic, man-faced cunt.
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They still sell the Orange gelee!!!!!!
http://www.baindesoleil.com/baindesoleil/sunscreens_orange.jsp
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:20pm.
I miss the days when we could slather our bodies in Coppertone suntan lotion or Bain de Soleil gelee and bake in the sun, listening to the Stones and reading Cosmopolitan magazine, heedless of a dreaded disease.
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That was the shit!
Judging by the sun shining or her in this picture its certainly well after 8 am.
All the popcorn chicken and potato skins in the world will not help that fucking face.
I loved that Bain de Soleil gel stuff, because it helped you look tanned right from the get-go.
That is Gisele's best picture ever. It could only be improved if there were another rag stuffed in her mouth.
She doesn't want to look like a shrimp?? wtf?
Dumb ass ugly supermodel.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 3:20pm.
I miss the days when we could slather our bodies in Coppertone suntan lotion or Bain de Soleil gelee and bake in the sun, listening to the Stones and reading Cosmopolitan magazine, heedless of a dreaded disease
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Oh yes...the smell of Bain de Soleil gelee was amazing!!!! All the things you mention remind me of lifeguarding as a teen...the good old days!!
She has a freakishly long midsection and a cockeyed belly button.
Her ribs make me yearn for blue cheese and beer.
I miss the days when we could slather our bodies in Coppertone suntan lotion or Bain de Soleil gelee and bake in the sun, listening to the Stones and reading Cosmopolitan magazine, heedless of a dreaded disease.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997