Eva Longoria And Penelope Cruz's Brother Do It On A Boat
Here's pictures from the past couple of days of Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz standing near each other on a friend's yacht in Miami. This (and the picture of Eduardo's tongue bungee jumping into Eva's mouth) pretty much confirms that Eduardo is Eva's full-time rebound fuck partner. Not because their mouths have become one, but because ho is SANS FARDS.
I know Eve has been photographed without her make-up mask on before, but for some reason she's always reminded me of one of my sluttier friends (that is really saying a lot) who has always REFUSED to be seen in her natural state. This bitch goes to bed with a full face of make-up and prays to the saints that MAC comes out with a shower head attachment that squirts out bronzer. After most normal hos drunk barf in a parking lot outside of a club, they scream for a mint or another cocktail (or a mint julep to kill two birds, etc....), but my friend screams for her lipstick and a compact! A shame. Anyway, this ho told me that she knew shit with her boyfriend was the real thing when she let him give her a facial of love and she didn't even freak out about how she didn't bring her drag face case with her. I mean, he definitely saw her SANS FARDS after she washed her face in his bathroom and she didn't care. That's the real true test of love. So yeah, Eva and Eduardo are totally going to last.
And Eduardo sort of looks like what you'd see if you stared at Wilmer Valderrama with beer goggles on, so YAY for Eva.
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Every time JerseyGirl17 says something, I hear two cats talking simultaneously. lol
Heava Longwhoria petty much sums it up for me tho my hub thinks she's hot. She's just so squirrely & that laugh couldn't' be more annoying.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Evil - Left a link for you on Dylan Thomas recording in the first xtina-bashing post.
Wow, Penelope's brother looks a lot like if the Hobbit guy from Lost got into some dark Just for Men.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 1:22pm.
Raul's been imagining a lot shit lately too. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
I only clicked here because I thought it was about Penelope Cruz. Suggest new tag: Confusing.
Momus, Spicey - Ok thanks for confirming I'm looney.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 1:22pm.
Am I imagining shit or did I read somewhere that she said she's happy with being single and she's adopting a baby or some shit?
Or did I just make that shit up myself?
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Methinks that, due to feeling icky, you are confusing her with Jennifer Anniston.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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She should try dating Penelope,that would be less boring.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 1:20pm.
Her show sucks donkey chonch and he looks like a premature ejaculator.
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LOL!
Ahhhhhhh, so that's what they look like!
*takes notes*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 1:22pm.
Am I imagining shit or did I read somewhere that she said she's happy with being single and she's adopting a baby or some shit?
Or did I just make that shit up myself?
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No, that is Jennifer Anuston according to Star or People Magazine anyway.
"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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Am I imagining shit or did I read somewhere that she said she's happy with being single and she's adopting a baby or some shit?
Or did I just make that shit up myself?
whatever, I fucked Eduardo, I dangled and slid his cross over his wet anus.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
You can see the desperation in those eyes. I betcha she's using the brother to try to snag Javier.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Her show sucks donkey chonch and he looks like a premature ejaculator.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
I didn't even know Peeenie had a brother.
Nice necklace, douche. She's another one with questionable taste in men.
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Douchechill!
I thought he was gay? I don't have any firsthand information, but I could have sworn I read that somewhere, maybe here. Am I confusing the nobody brothers of bitches I don't care about?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Does Penny have another brohter? Because this fug creature doesn't look like the same cutie I saw her with a while back.
And it is amazing how much Eva benefits from make up...without it girl is plain as grass.
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"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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*yawns*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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What's with all the "casual" over the shoulder looks when she is made up?
I would have thought Penny's brother would have been hotter.
2 nobodies that nobody gives a fuck about. perfect for each other.
I don't give a shit about this bitch, who's she fucking or what.
And having the fucking pukes yesterday too was NOT sensational. But no. I didn't ask for lipstick.
Cannot hate on Eva.. if I were her I'd take plenty of time taking trips on a yacht with hot latin pieces.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I don't know what it is but I could absolutely care less about ANYTHING Eva does. What is she famous for again? I think she's as boring shit.