The Most Hurtful Thing You'll See All Day
Well, if you've spent your morning patching up the open sores you contracted from watching The Black Eyed Pee Pees murder the sanctity of entertainment and TRON during the Super Bowl last night, then this will be the most second hurtful thing you see today. Dozens of bottles of the sweet, sweet nectar falling to their deaths. How does this happen? Gravity is a not right motherfucker for this one. I mean, there aren't that many homies we need to pour one out for.
Those bottles must've had some soothsaying powers and knew that Fuggie Fug would yodel out Sweet Child 'O Mine in the near future so they quit this bitch.
I just hope the store found a bunch of needy drunks (or one Charlie Sheen) to slurp that mess up. Because when a drop of the sweet nectar goes to waste, another hour is added to a drunk ho's morning hangover.
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Oh no! Everybody grab a straw!
Gravity is a bitch, I can tell yous all that for true. Gravity is pulling my titties south right now.
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...and a thousand angels cried out.
I could use a glass of wine right now :)
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that's staged. i hate fergie and the BEP also. they suck ass.
Oh that IS sad. For why did all that booze fall on the flo'?
And why can't I watch ol' Rodney Morris pull up!
SO SAD! about the wine. But thank GAWD that little guy got outta there in time.
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"IT WAS MINE....THE MEDAL WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Repeat while stomping out the door).
LOVE that flick. Just watched it last week on Netflix instantly.
To Leroy: "You lie all the time."
Gurl, I could just go on and on.
On Topic: HATED the half time shit.
Shit, what a mess! Poor dude tried to stop the avalanche but couldn't.
Haha, poor guy..I like how he attempts to keep it from collapsing for a split second then just lets go and runs for his life. On the subject of half times shows: Michael Jackson 1993 half time show...The End.
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Submitted by scary monsters on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:49am.
The Fergster is looking a little out of shape and older than ever. Slash's wife has nothing to worry about.
I'm not saying she's fat, but I have to assume Fergie's stopped "working on [her] fitness" and is now "working on getting ahold of [her] dealer"?
Just by random chance, I happened to be in a Brentwood resto last Saturday when she and Josh were eating there. We were standing by the bar and she stood so close I could have licked her, had I been so inclined. She looked quite fit and hot--and I don't even like her. Judging from the men (and a few ladees) in the main dining room who were poking their dessert forks into their cheeks, "hot" seemed to be the consensus.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:10am.
Maybe if Will I Am didn't try to perform at halftime AND coach the Steelers on the same day neither wound have sucked as bad as they did.
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I thought that was Omar Epps with a beard!
BWAHAHAHA! http://thechive.com/2011/02/07/daily-morning-awesomeness-20-photos-2/dai...
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Holy shit!!! I was bang on with that one. LOL!
Submitted by scary monsters on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:49am.
Uh, have you seen Pearla lately? She isn't looking so fit and hot herself. Anyway, from what I have read, Slash likes em' fat and unfit. If you think I am lying, check out the piece he was having some online dalliance with- FAAAAAT! Not out of shape, but FAAAAAT!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:23am.
You took the words right outta my mouth!
nah not so hurtful wines for pussies NOW ....if it was vodka,Jäger,tequila,whiskey now that would hurt me A...LOT
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:34am.
islandgirl - Is that pre-pubescent Dwight Schrute in your avie? :oD
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OK, had to Google Dwight Schrute--- no! But he does look like he probably pulls the wings off of flies and enjoys it. :)
The halftime show would have been cooler if they showed the part where Slash's wife kicked Fergie in the stomach for grinding on her man.
Just kidding! The Fergster is looking a little out of shape and older than ever. Slash's wife has nothing to worry about.
I'm not saying she's fat, but I have to assume Fergie's stopped "working on [her] fitness" and is now "working on getting ahold of [her] dealer"?
I don't get that song where she says she's so 2008 and the other person is "so 2000-late." Yes. Yes, you are very 2008, BEP. Thank you for reminding me what was so off about the Super Bowl's attempt at contemporary music.
When your performance leaves me wishing that Bieber had been chosen instead, it is not a good thing.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:10am.
Maybe if Will I Am didn't try to perform at halftime AND coach the Steelers on the same day neither wound have sucked as bad as they did.
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I thought that was Omar Epps with a beard!
BWAHAHAHA! http://thechive.com/2011/02/07/daily-morning-awesomeness-20-photos-2/dai... ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:26am.
This would never have happened if they sold it by the box.
*side eyes joe*
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TEAM BOXED WOINE!!
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islandgirl - Is that pre-pubescent Dwight Schrute in your avie? :oD
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WTF was he doing pulling on the shelf?
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Ouch sad video. Was I the only one not drinking yesterday? sheesh now...it's monday so let me drink what's on the floor.
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I thought BEP was ok? My little cousins were dancing all over the place, the older folks were rolling their eyes, and too much wine yesterday lubricated my earballs and eyedrums. I don't normally drink red wine and my head is athrobbin this morning.
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I think i was the only person on earth who didn't watch the superbowl....my brother came over yesterday and mentioned it and i asked him "yeah, when is that?" LOL totally skipped my mind!
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Submitted by OurMissC: "If that is from a security camera, why is it shaky? Maybe it was staged."
I wondered that too, but I think someone is using a handheld to record the footage which is playing on a monitor.
Slash + Fergie is an odd combo, anyway. Who wants to see either of them grind out their old hits? Why not take a chance on a newer act or acts--mix it up a bit? You want viewers talking about how rad the act was, not how bad it was.
Here's how you do the halftime show right: U2 at Super Bowl 2002 in New Orleans (granted, it's an old band but a passionate, tight one):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq08ouOwiqQ&feature=player_embedded
DWM, lmao! That's what I was thinking.
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This would never have happened if they sold it by the box.
*side eyes joe*
Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:15am.
Who stands their wine bottles upright? Anyone that knows anything about wine knows that you lay them on their side so the corks don't dry out. This looks completely staged to me. Just sayin'.
Um, when;s the last time you've been in a store? I don't mean to alarm you but a lot of places sell wine like this.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
*on the floor with DWM*
I gots my straw!
*reminding self to shut cake-hole*
That would make me cry.
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I didn't even watch the BEPs....I am being nicer to myself these days.
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The BEP performance was abuse. Plain and simple.
No-talent hacks. Fergie is an awful mess of a drunk, too. I know this first-hand.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
HMMM. After watching the video...that aint no damn earthquake! but still, it looked like it coulda been
Who stands their wine bottles upright? Anyone that knows anything about wine knows that you lay them on their side so the corks don't dry out. This looks completely staged to me. Just sayin'.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:10am.
Maybe if Will I Am didn't try to perform at halftime AND coach the Steelers on the same day neither wound have sucked as bad as they did.
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I thought that was Omar Epps with a beard!
So where's he working now?
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nooooo! It looks like footage from when crescent city CA had an earthquake last year and there was a bunch of footage of the good shit flying off the shelves (and not in a white oprah way if ya get my drift) That being said. my ass actually went to a piano recital instead of watching the Super smoke-a-bowl. and I had the unfortunate luck of coming home right as the BEP tookthe stage. Not only was it a miserable fail, but it was that much worse after seeing the piano recital of my life!! I was just so shocked and dissapointed that only 24 people came to our show to watch pp pants fuggy slaughter a barage of songs. BUMMED OUT MAN!!
I just realized that Fergie is the same person as Taylor Dayne.
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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:03am.
Whamo, I'm with you on this one. I didn't see the performance yesterday, but I HATE the Black Eyed Peas. I see or hear no talent in that band.
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If you had seen it you would have a new appreciation for hating them even more. LOL
I’m sure it’s you tubed so if you can handle it take a look. The only way they seem to be able to pull it off is in the studio with some sort of wizard on the sound board because LIVE it was embarrassingly bad.
*holds candlelight vigil*
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/07/2011 - 11:01am.
I hope that fucking Dbad Will i Am some sort of disease form over use of auto-tune. I can’t tell you how much I hate them...but I’m trying.
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I especially hated that fake Marvin Gaye crap they pulled at the end, with their whole "clap-yo-hands-and-get-toGETHA-people" bullshit. Yeah, I don't think so, you bunch of turds. More like Marvin GHEY.
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Whamo, I'm with you on this one. I didn't see the performance yesterday, but I HATE the Black Eyed Peas. I see or hear no talent in that band.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Saturday @ Kroger...they had this huge display of little wine bottles in a box...they were like airplane size...10 for $10. Had to text my bff since that girl loves her wine but I had no idea they made such tiny bottles.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
If that is from a security camera, why is it shaky? Maybe it was staged.
The only piece of joo-ree I'd pay $2,500 for is an Anderson Cooper pearl necklace. - MK
Oh, the huge manatee!
They need a pack of beagles to come in and lap that up. Beagles are the biggest drunks going.
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The Peas were fucking BRUTAL! all I could hear was their crap assed out of tune grunting with NO backing music to be heard at all. Fug Fug fucked Sweet Child O Mine to the point of ridiculous. Every time I’ve EVER seen The Peas the SUCKED so bad it hurt.
I hope that fucking Dbad Will i Am some sort of disease form over use of auto-tune. I can’t tell you how much I hate them...but I’m trying.
Oh ya, wasted wine always sucks.