Get Your iPhone Out, Shia's In Handcuffs!
Shia LaBeouf has a reputation to uphold as the scrappy Boo-Boo Bear of Hollywood who has the ragey spirit of Russell Crowe, so as you may know he got into a bar brawl on Friday night. Now Radar has a riveting video from the scene (above) and the EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE details from the other asshole involved in the beef with LaBeef. And every word that comes out of Mark Mastro's douche hole makes you inch closer and closer to Shia's side.
Mark says that he's always been a fan of Shia's work ("Dude, I loved you in Even Stevens!") and so when he saw him boozing at Mad Bull's Tavern in Sherman Oaks, he took a seat at his table without an invitation and asked for an autograph. Mark explains, "My girlfriend saw Shia, and told me. I wanted to get a picture with him so I went over to his table, sat down next to him, and told him I was a fan of his. I called him Mr. LeBeouf. He didn't want anything to do with me. He said he just wanted to chill and refused to do a photos. I walked away."
A little while later, Mark and one of his friends were out on the front patio of the bar when Shia came waltzing out. Mark's friend said "what's up" to Shia and he told them to fuck off. Mark then called Shia a "fucking faggot," which was LaBeef's cue to curse them all out and charge at them. Shia got in Mark's face and chest-bumped him. You know, because the best way to prove that you're not into man-on-man action is to touch nipples with another dude while getting heated in the head. I came.
Mark says that's when the bouncer bounced in and put Shia in a headlock. A cop happened to be driving by and so he stopped to put Shia in handcuffs. Shia was later released and no arrests were made.
So Mark rudely interrupted Shia's sweet nectar time and then he called him a fucking faggot? Trying not to sound like a dumb fuck asshole: Mark is doing it totally wrong. That being said, Shia needs to sit on a bong and turn down the RAGE. If Shia really wanted to get those assholes off his dick, he should've just pulled out his phone and played one of his movies for them. That'll clear the room faster than Jessica Simpson farting into a fan. That's how you really win a fight.
Video via ONTD
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Note to Shia: If you don't want anyone to talk to you, drink at home.
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Funny how they always seem to land butter side down.
Well, calling him a faggot is all kinds of ironic I guess given that they're trying to get this man they don't know to pose for pictures with them, and being "all on his dick" haha, but it's almost obligatory after he tells them to "fuck off" after a simple "what's up?"
This is sad, but people care about Chia LaPet and if he's going to go out in public I guess he's going to have to develop the skills to deal with the occasional idiot fan. Treating people like shit isn't probably the way to best do that.
I call a draw. assholes all around.
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Mark then called Shia a "fucking faggot,"
Mark is so stupid! Shia still hasn't had sex!
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
Speaking of handcuffs maybe Lindsay Lohan will get to try on a pair today. She didn't steal the jewelry they were just on Lohan.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
I'm totally down with Shia! I'm a borracha and would hate of some dumb punk trying to extend the size if his dick by harshing my buzz. That is a dealbreaker and pain must be brought! That said id totally hit it. Two borrachos? DTF?
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This kid should have thought long and hard before he got into the entertainment industry. If he just ignored folks and went on his way they would not have dirt to use on him and he would not be the butt of jokes in tabloids every week. Lots of people nowadays will be nasty to celebs to see if they can get a rise out of them. The smart ones keep a low profile.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:10pm.
Bc of lack of open Post:
Am I the only bitch that doesnt give a flying fuck about Super-Bowl??
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No, you're not. I'm not watching that boring ass shit either. I didn't even watch it when the fucking Saints played and they are our home team. I still didn't give three shits and a fuck. It's over rated, and from what I hear, the entertainment sucks....
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hurling 'the other F-word' is never acceptable behavior...and somebody should clue this mark fellow in on the fact that, no matter how wonderful he undoubtably is, nobody else (celebrities included) is required to be at his beck and call. as they say, no means no.
they're just "jelly, they had a pb&j sand". he still needs another woman, and should stroll over to the Disney lot and pick one of a thousand up.;>
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:43pm.
LEAVE OEDIPUS LaDOUCHE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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I wish I could sneak into a Hollyweird A.A. meeting. Shia, Lindsay, Paz and Carlos recounting the things they did while wasted would scare the liquor out of the livers of everyone present.
LEAVE SHIA ALONE!!!
I'll bail you out honey!
Damn drama queens at the club.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Unclebrainfart: American Picker Tattoo chick is very very hot. She seems smarter than them both. :P
The only sport I can really get into is soccer. So every two years, i go crazy with either Euro- or Worldcup.
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Sugarfree, if i was forced to pick one,it would have to be the taller one. Can i pick the tattooed chick?
Sometimes your options are so bad, you just have to explore new territory.
Ass-slaps between males are harmless. But if i caught my husband slap some dude`s ass, i would still make fun of him...lol
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:40pm.
Yeah, i decided to watch American Pickers on History Channel instead and send the husband to a Super-Bowl Party. I dont understand the rules in Football and that shit is taking too long..
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I hear you. My teenage son is much more interested in football now, than hockey. He was made captain of the football team so I now have to feign an interest but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. However, I am all in favour of a sport that doesn't involve knocking each other's teeth out. I don't see any fights in footie. As opposed to hockey.
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LOL - Fucking Classy - all males ;-)
Submitted by Stan Dup on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:36pm.
LOL! I heard Taco Bell has about as much MEAT in their Tacos as Shia has in his pants.
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whateva was in that burrito it was good, nutin a little seasoning cant fix......LOL
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:51pm.
OFF TOPIC - but please - I'm really serious about the question:
Tell me something: The butt slaps are okay in the game, on the field, etc. But what about casual play? If you just meet your cousin's friend, and dude does well in the game, is it okay to smack his ass?
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Ok, specify everyone's gender and I'll give you my opinion. LOL.
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I want to punch the person who took this crappy video. Is it that hard to hold the camera still and in the right angle?
OFF TOPIC - but please - I'm really serious about the question:
Tell me something: The butt slaps are okay in the game, on the field, etc. But what about casual play? If you just meet your cousin's friend, and dude does well in the game, is it okay to smack his ass?
*~*~* Uncle Brain Fart *~*~* I dont give a shit about it either. But I have a question for YOU: Who'd you rather: Frank or Mike?
Yeah, i decided to watch American Pickers on History Channel instead and send the husband to a Super-Bowl Party. I dont understand the rules in Football and that shit is taking too long..
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
That video could be of anything. I can't see jack.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:10pm.
I never watch the super-bowl either!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:10pm.
Bc of lack of open Post:
Am I the only bitch that doesnt give a flying fuck about Super-Bowl??
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Nope,here is one more betch that DNGAFF.
Also, I HATE iPhones and how everyone always has their faces glued to them. I looked into a Starbucks the other day, and every person was sitting by him or herself, scrolling through an iPhone. It was like somehting from the Twighlight Zone...
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Not to defend Shia at all because I can't stand the kid, but if some stranger came up and sat down at my table, I'd tell him to fuck off too.
Bc of lack of open Post:
Am I the only bitch that doesnt give a flying fuck about Super-Bowl??
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Both parties sound like complete assholes. I don't understand the need for Shia LaBooof to have a Hollywood career. He's a complete non-entity on film.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:14pm.
So let me get this straight: the guy is a fan, but yet insults the celebrity.
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Many guys don't respond so well to rejection...
The camera thing also gets on my nerves. Is it really that hard to hold something relatively still for thirty seconds?
Mark Mastro isn't credited in "Machete." The news reports are calling him a "college student" (which probably means he's taking 3 credits at Valley Community).
Why are people in LA such douche tards? "Get your iPhone out! A celebrity is fighting someone!"
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:36pm.
Seriously?!?!? can someone punch the bitch who is yelling get your iphones out!!!! stupid cunt!!!
im going to taco bell??? anyone want some?? lol
LOL! I heard Taco Bell has about as much MEAT in their Tacos as Shia has in his pants.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
Seriously?!?!? can someone punch the bitch who is yelling get your iphones out!!!! stupid cunt!!!
im going to taco bell??? anyone want some?? lol
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
shit lapoop should stay out of bars.
Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 2:45pm.
Classic small man syndrome behaviour.
When you say "small" do you mean overall height or are we talking vienna sausage?
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
nope... not gonna even read it... call me when the headline is "Shia Ladouche has been beaten with nightsticks"
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He should quit acting
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Classic small man syndrome behaviour.
Cue countdown for Mark to decide he's been tramatized by all this somehow and sue Shia for something or other...
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 2:12pm.
whoever took that video are really shitty at it, that's all I'm going to fucking say. I think they are both assholes. Team No one.
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Precisely. Dude is no fucking De Niro, he should've been far more graceful to his idiotic fan. Just take a picture, smile and say "hey, now leave me alone". I doubt any of this fuckery would've happened if he had conceded a little bit. After all, it's thanks to idiotic people that LaDouche has a fucking career to begin with! Show some appreciation, asshole!
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whoever took that video are really shitty at it, that's all I'm going to fucking say. I think they are both assholes. Team No one.
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OMG he was so wooden & stiff in Wall Street 2.
It was painful to watch him act.
This is a classic "Don't taze me, Bro!" moment.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 02/06/2011 -
You'd get angry too if a bunch of retards were following you day and night and documenting your every move. The celebrities who wave and smile at paparazzis are just hypocrites trying to look like nice accessible people.
At least Shia's attitude is real.
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Yeah, I don't envy his position but its a part of being a big star, which is something he's interested in. If he doesn't like cameras in his face all he needs to do is keep his head down and stfu, yet I've seen him throw things at paps more than once, and refusing to take one dumb picture with a fan isn't too big of a deal. There are plenty of stars out there who try to avoid the paparazzi and fans, but don't go around attacking them.
If my parents named me "Shia" I'd be angry at the world, too.
If Shia rejected my love I would be so hurt. I would go Rupert Pupkin on his ass.
Shia also gets angry at paparazzi in front of his house. And he has ignored fans filming him on the streets. Why he act like that when Paris is happy to stop and pose, sweetest girl to the paps. He need to gets his pose on, with the fish lips, hand on hip. that's showbiz.
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Call me when LaDouche and Frankie Muniz battle to the death Gladiator-style. Isn't this the 5th time in recent memory that Shia flipped out after being called a faggot? Every LaDouche post is straight up deja vu.
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Submitted by YourCuntiness on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:28pm.
Shia's reaction to fans and paparazzi seems to be to get angry at them, so I don't think the guy is lying in the first part of the story. I'm kind of team other guy... someone calling you a faggot is not a reason to fight someone. Some people hear that shit every day, whatever, walk away.
You'd get angry too if a bunch of retards were following you day and night and documenting your every move. The celebrities who wave and smile at paparazzis are just hypocrites trying to look like nice accessible people.
At least Shia's attitude is real.
This phenomenon of standing back videotaping every damn thing is fucking annoying.
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OH MY SUCH FAGGOTS!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.