Katy Perry's Tetas Take Mexico City!
Wearing an absolutely elegante ensemble made from the heart shaped satin bed pillows my sister had as a kids and an egg of L'eggs, Katy Perry peddled her new bottle of cat spray in Mexico City. Katy definitely knows her audience, because like the U.S., Mexico loves gigante chichis more than they loved fried dough covered in cinnamon and drugs. If she really wanted her Mexican fans to go loco and explode like a low-hanging piñata, she should've sprinkled cinnamon and coke on her chichis. Next time.
And since my thoughts are always wrapped around peen, Katy's perfume bottle looks like a glass dildo for intermediate level butt sex bottoms. If you've ever wanted a pussy in your ass, Katy has just made your dream come true! Now I know what Khia was going on about.
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Hope she's got cat mist in that bottle to spray it on her skanky 'ho self.
Bitch is not talented. Stealing hair from khardashian who is dlist herself, but then trying to be betty boop like a cheap kat von teese, wrong 'ho wrong. Girl grew up a spoiled santa barbara brat whose daddy launched her career
Krappy Perry's "music" is mediocre at best and she continues to distract people's attention from that fact by getting everyone to focus on her tits.
Submitted by vidz on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 11:36pm.
lol Oh please...it's not THAT many! I meant I have experience with different types.. Wait, why I am I even questioning the title of "slut," the greatest honor one can acquire on the Dlisted...:P
This woman is the poster child for Christian Goody Two Shoes rebellion. First thing I saw when I looked at that pic was "well, nobody's looking at her face" and then I looked at the dildo and I thought her transformation was complete. Glad Michael K saw the same thing.
I think those boobs are natural and if theyre not then her surgeon did a great job...
I think she kinda cute and she not trying to be anything shes not-she sings pop music.
As regards her being a faux Christian -I've never heard her shoving it down anyones face and actually her dad seems kinda amusing- anyway didn't he drop acid with Timothy Leary or something???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I could give a rat's ass about Katy Perry, but I listened to that Khia song and that bitch better never say any of that shit to a real person or she will get her young ass fucked up.
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Re: Katy Perry vs. Lady CaCa
I mind Katy Perry's sexuality a lot less than Lady CaCa's sexuality (and everything else) because CaCa just makes me want to scrub my brains out with bleach after watching her. I wish there was a friendlier way to say it, but she just seems like a cold, maladaptive slut. Listening to her "Bad Romance" on the radio, she says basically the same shit over and over, using different euphemisms every time (and why the fuck is she a combination of singing through her nose and slurring? Is it the latest trend in popular music to sound like you're intoxicated? Kesha does it too).
"I want to blahblahblah, I want your (euphemism for cock), I want to (euphemism for sex) I want, I want, I want, etc." is really repetitive. Like Angelina Jolie, she tries way too hard to project this sexually aggressive image that just makes her sound like an emotionally stunted, confused fucking hosebag. Rihaha does it too. At least Katy Perry hasn't dove on the "sex as revenge" themed bandwagon.
I'd rather be forced to look at Katy Perry's cleavage rather than Lady CaCa's taint, which we all have seen at least dozens of times. CaCa masquerades her sexuality as "empowerment" when it's so fetishized and prepackaged it's completely out of touch with reality. The only time I've seen Katy Perry depicting sexual acts was in that "Teenaged Dream" perody, in which anything is hardly revealed at all and looks much more natural.
The way Katy Perry conveys sexuality is different from how Rihaha and CaCa do. Hers is more subdued and lighthearted than theirs, who only depict sex as being used as manipulation or other scheming, and I'm not even saying that because of the sadomasochism. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to experiment with that myself, but they're always using sex in their music videos negatively, to spite someone.
Re: Danii.
I agree with you, and even though she DOES have a nice body, women and men alike speaking on behalf of what the opposite gender "wants" has fucked me up emotionally a great deal. I mean, that's a lot of people they're speaking for, by the MILLIONS. I realized that even in our shallow society that even all the women that men generally go crazy over don't all have the same body type. Frankly, I don't find Megan Fox all that gorgeous, but since she was quite popular with the men not very long ago, if you compare her body with Katy Perry's (also very popular with men) their bodies look quite different. A lot of people act like they're the authority on what the other gender wants, namely physically.
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She's really pretty, and like with Britney Spears, I don't dislike her because despite her lack of musical ability, she acknowledges that she just sings pop music for a living instead of trying (and failing) to create an edgy facade. It's kind of refreshing for a mainstream pop singer's image match their sound and without the cliched and phoney Illuminati gimmicks. *side eyes GagMe, Kesha, and Rihaha.*
As long as I don't have to hear any of her songs, she's completely inoffensive otherwise.
That being said, her breasts weren't that large when she was becoming famous in 2008. I think she's gotten some work done on those knockers, but I guess her surgeon deserves props for doing pretty good job.
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Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 11:43pm.
Why is this chick famous? Very mediocre looking and has a mediocre voice to boot.
For two primammary reasons.
Don't Believe a Word (Gary Moore, lead)
Why is this chick famous? Very mediocre looking and has a mediocre voice to boot.
Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:23pm.
I've dated/slept with quite a few different types,
SLUTTTT!!!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
She's like one of those crazy cult leaders. You can't figure out what it is, but she makes you like her.
her body looks good but my god, why is there a girl crying next to her in one of those pics? her parents should bitchslap her for that. katy perry is not someone u cry over lol smh
She looks high. No way that's a natural energy she's projecting.
And I think he'd like the purple dress, but I honestly think Jesus would be embarrassed by that tattoo. Sad.
Her titties are nice, though.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 6:45pm.
Took another posters suggestion and looked up "Katy Hudson" and wow. Did she had chin reduction surgery? She used to have Rumer Willis chin, nut doesn't anymore. Baby fat can only explain away so much, you chin doesn't drastically change that much.
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I just looked her up because of your post. I can't really tell with the chin, but I think she's had her nose done. It's a lot sleeker and more triangular now.
It takes a lot of good surgery to make a "natural beauty." =D
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She just makes me tired. All that eyepoppingness, it's too much to bear. And you'd think she and her stupid husband would cancel each other out, but somehow they create a visual assault similar to placing bright red next to bright green.
I pray medical science ultimately reveals that false eyelash glue is made from The Plague or something.
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Took another posters suggestion and looked up "Katy Hudson" and wow. Did she had chin reduction surgery? She used to have Rumer Willis chin, nut doesn't anymore. Baby fat can only explain away so much, you chin doesn't drastically change that much.
She obviously had her natural ones enhanced....I don't have anything against Katy Perry really so I can't say anything else!
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by yepyepyep on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:00pm.
I read this blog a long time ago i thinks its funny, she hates kp
http://www.listal.com/list/how-does-katy-perry-measure
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Damn. The writer is comprehensive in her hatred!
I'm flat as a pancake, so I take a little issue with the writer calling Katy (who's at least a full B/small C) flat-chested throughout the article, but after seeing side-by-sides with some of the old Hollywood ladies, Katy's body really doesn't seem like much in comparison.
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np EvilShoe. see, she is good for something!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 5:52pm.
Yep. This is why I love the fact that my son's fourth grade teacher used Katy Perry songs on worksheets to teach them parts of speech. She's a role model to nine year old's everywhere.
Question 1: "Katy Perry is an annoying hag with minimal talent and I'd rather listen to a deafening jet engine than her irritating voice"
"Katy Perry" is the a) subject, b) object, c) preposition, or d) interjection, of the above sentence.
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Typical hollywood; it's all about image, nothing more. Katy perry is annoying, irritating, untalented and as stupid as a bag of doorknobs.
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Katy Perry bothers me....she is not that pretty...something about her head......and she has stooped shoulders...plus i dont like her voice.
that's all i could come up with on short notice...lol
Yep. This is why I love the fact that my son's fourth grade teacher used Katy Perry songs on worksheets to teach them parts of speech. She's a role model to nine year old's everywhere.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:49pm.
That dress is obviously made for the small breasted.
KP should just take her kit out and be done with it. Stop the faux-Christian act, and the hypocritical good girl BS. Those are the only reason she's famous so just get em out already and stop being a cock tease. Skank (and not in a good way).
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I must admit, I like Titty Perry, she is a performance artist more than a singer.
Someone got dressed with her beer goggles on.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 3:00pm
That website is burn after burn, after burn. It took some serious hate to put that thing together. Damn I'm not even halfway through. Her boobs look so tiny in some of those pics. I'd say C at best.
I don't pay her enough attention to be annoyed ( I'm a die hard rock chick) but I was amused by a Blind a while ago that revealed Katy, RiRI and another were standing in the wings of an awards thingy and taking the piss out of GaGa. Just standing around during Gags performance and laughing themselves sick in a mean girls kinda way. I didn't mind her after that.
Those are not the same boobs that Elmo saw! No way in hell. There's only so much that tape, makeup and push-ups can do.
I don't understand why girls basically go topless out in public like this, like they want people to stare at their chest and only value them for their looks. I'm a 36 DD, and have been since I was 16. I'd give anything to be a smaller size, or to at least have started growing at an older age (first bra at 8 was not fun). Then again, everything I've gone threw because of these melons has made me a stronger person.
KP bugs me, but not like Ke$ha, for some reason. I still like "I Kissed a Girl" (or whatever it is called), but that's about it. She's pushing the good girl/sex kitten image a little out of her boundary though. Only a few can successfully pull that off.
Submitted by Callie on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:24pm.
Don't worry. It'll be there by Christmastime.
That dress is obviously made for the small breasted.
KP should just take her kit out and be done with it. Stop the faux-Christian act, and the hypocritical good girl BS. Those are the only reason she's famous so just get em out already and stop being a cock tease. Skank (and not in a good way).
Homely clown with plastic porn boobs.
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Submitted by Callie on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:24pm.
I googled the perfume and it is $65.00-80.00! WTF?
Uhhh, no thanks then! I'll stick to Hypnotic Poison, which is worth that price. Titty Perry really thinks her swamp-piss perfume is worth as much as a Dior classic? As if.
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She and Kesha bug me a hell of a lot less than Gaga. Kesha seems like a genuine hippy weirdo and Katie's big boob, Bettie Page schtick seems more genuinely fake than the shit Gaga does. Plus, (shame faced) I like some of their music. Actually, I like most of Kesha's (sticks head in oven).
I kinda love this annoying woman and her ginormous breastesses.
God bless the Jolly-Titts!!
I googled the perfume and it is $65.00-80.00! WTF? It should be in a gift set at Walgreens for $15.00 just like Shania Twain's. The kitty bottle also isn't as cool looking: it has Katy Perry's signature and glowing diamond eyes.
she can make her books look good (tho that drew is tragic) but it annoys me that she shoots whip cream & fireworks out of them. it just looks stupid.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by vidz on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:55pm.
Ugh! she sounds awful on fireworks. I do like her Teenage Dream song 'tho (shhh don't tell anyone!)
At this point, just go topless. I mean, really. Yes, you have tits, honey. Congrats. You want a cookie?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:13pm.
Her "Teenage Dream" song sounds EXACTLY like Ke$hit's "Tik Tok". I have only heard both songs a handful of times, but I always think they are the other song/same song.
LOL! I understand your confusion as most pop music sounds the same to me sometimes. But these are two completely different sounding songs
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The music in both songs is nearly identical. They come from the same producer. And the music sounds pretty much exactly like an old Kylie Minogue song that came out in '01.
Bitch can keep her plastic Knockers. I switched Birthcontrols a few months back and went from a A/B to a C cup. Those enormous titties on my thin body make me look like a fucking freak, but I guess thats what s cool these days.
*hoists boobs up*
Edited. Her voice irritates the flying fuck out of me, but my 10 year old thinks she s the hottest thing since sliced bread. He has her as a screensaver on his laptop
*voms*
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Katie Perry has the best boobs! I am a girl and I want her boobies!
I can see this chick in 25 years still trying to rock the rack, but with sad results. Like a wannabe Charo or Dolly Parton.
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I HATE her 'celebrity' Pro-Activ commercial more than anyone else's. She talks in that baby voice and gives that saucer eyed/wanna be doe eyes/eyes popping out of the head look the entire time. Also when they show the pictures of her "acne" i.e. 2 small blackheads I want to throw the remote at the TV.
thank you Ghost of Gene-MTE!!!
ha- I liked that blog. But how can she say there is NO silicone on that list? KIM KARDASHIAN is on that list!
Raquel Welch had the sickest body EVER. Unbelievably perfect!
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w.e Im watching the ghost adventures marathon on the travel channel, I am obsessed with that meathead Zak.
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Word. Not all men like the same things. I've dated/slept with quite a few different types, and you'd be amazed at how many lies we hear. There are boob men, ass men, men who like hair, men who don't, men who like bellies, men who like short hair, lots and lots of men. I think men are portrayed one-dimensionally just as much as we are. Not every guy is the typical Judd Appatow prototype or a Maxim Reader. We're all much more diverse than this.