Saturday, February 5th 2011
The Silver Fox Is Coming Home
Before a string of diamond tears on his head is pulled out during a brawl, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper is leaving Cairo and heading back into the bosom of America for comfort (In other news, I've changed my name to America). Mah Boo will return to NYC where the only threat he has to worry about is me coming at him with a slobbery hole (you decide which one). Actually, me coming at him with a slobbery hole is worse than an Egyptian coming at him with an angry fist.
Now that Mah Boo is almost safe and sound, we can now focus on who we're going to send to Egypt in Mah Boo's place. My vote goes to Miss Downriver Trash 2010 Jennifer Lyn Petkov or Teen Mom Amber because that bitch will punch back.
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Did this man not get enough attention as a child?
Something tells me the Islamic brotherhood just might have a problem with his sexuality? NO
When sharia is installed in Egypt he won't be going back.
and the entire cast of the jersey shore, it had slipped my mind.
But then again, who would there be left to gossip about?
Submitted by Jana on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 9:36am.
I know this is my second post but it was late last night...refresh.
In addition to yesterdays post.
my suggestions - The douche of the century Joe Francis, The Mother of all GOOPs Paltrow, Mad Mel Gibson, a few fat assed Kardashians, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and ''I can see Russia from my house'' Sarah Palin!
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Agree.
I want Joe Francis out in front and I'm adding Kate Gosselin, Paris Hilton and all the Teen Moms too.
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Dark-sided!
Cum home Boo! YR too big of a kidnap/extortion target over there!
I know this is my second post but it was late last night...refresh.
In addition to yesterdays post.
my suggestions - The douche of the century Joe Francis, The Mother of all GOOPs Paltrow, Mad Mel Gibson, a few fat assed Kardashians, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and ''I can see Russia from my house'' Sarah Palin!
bon voyage!
And we see that Miss Cooper just barely wiped the smile off her face from the 12 inch Arab sizemeat she enjoyed the night before!
I swear to Allah...Twitter was made for the "Look at me!! Look at me!!" television ass-hats like Anderson Cooper.
Also, it was quickly apparent that Anderson's family-made nepotism is a currency that carries no value in the Middle East. Not all is lost though as Anderson has an appointment for hot-stone massage action with a young Egyptian masseuse back in cozy, comfortable Manhattan. Perhaps the on-the-scene messiness and vulgarity of things like political insurrections should be left to the real journalists that know what they are doing, like Michael Ware and Christiane Amanpour.
I like AC. He's cute. But Christiane Amanpour has always been one of my personal heroes.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:30pm.
I agree with my friend mcnightmare... celebrity journalists like AC make the story accessible to casual news consumers.
Without question, the best grownup source for Egypt news is AlJazeera
Translation: "Mommy wanted me to come home. Me too cuz I'm skeered."
As a replacement, may I offer Sarah Palin?
I don't consider him a journalist at all.
He should have stuck with hosting "The Mole."
Sorry, MK, I don't see the appeal in Mah Boo
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
No matter. Anderson's boyfriend is gonna be all over him in bed because of his "courageous" acts in Egypt.
Glad he's home. Life would be Boo-who without Boo Boo.
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I'm not christian, yet I'm not islamic either.
fuck them both
unfortunately, it takes all kinds of journalism in an Infotainment world. as amused as i am by cooper when he is on Bravo dishing it with Andy Cohen and Nene Leakes, it does put the serious work he does into question -
which is too bad, because we need as many different source of information coming out of Egypt as we can get. Mubarak wants to shut it all down, so all you get is his version of the story, and, respect Cooper or not, he was out there trying to get the story told.
it sounds like he left against his will, and i still wonder why he would have to go if he really didn't want to.
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Mah Boo hates himself for this decision...he's a pussy who hates pussy!
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he's too pretty to be offed with an unimportant UAD.
just annoying.
thats very easy. downriver trash.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by cake coke and cock:
POOSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, you can always tell a Yaleie
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 7:05pm.
I stand by the contention that the lower your ratings, the faster you got put on a plane to Cairo.
By this logic, your poor girl Sarah better learn how to find Egypt on a map in a damn hurry!
I understand his decision, he must've been traumatized after those attacks. Oh well, at least he tried.
as for MK's spoof, I'd go with White Oprah and Michael Lohan.
Let me know the minute he lands safely home on American soil.
Our beautiful Andy is known world wide and his head is a target for the idiots who want him dead for reporting the truth.
I don't blame him for one second. I wouldn't have gone in the first place!
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Cooper is just another *kinda* pretty face. He can't find a fricking story with out help. He's not even in the same league as Christine Amanpour.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 6:43pm.
Any of the other reporters that were there need to make a big announcement like this when they left? Once again, me, me, me, me. I know MK loves the silver fox but frankly I'll take Amanpour any day. She'ss a real fucking journalist.
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Co-sign 100%. Amanpour earned her dues like no-one else. I like Andersen but he and many others are entertainment tabloid reporters compared to that woman! She knows her shit, has taken risks and stuck her neck out - unlike most around her. She doesn't just tell the news, she finds it. LOVE her!
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His mom made him come home and you don't f with Gloria.
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Sensuously licking cucumbers ... fondling eggplants ....
Can we send Kanye and George Bush and any other asshole who annoys me today-- like the fucker who rode my ass during a snowstorm today? I had already almost slid off the freeway. I had half a mind to slam on my brakes just to get the insurance money out of the fucker.
Oh, and fuck snow. I hate it.
POOSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, but WHY is he leaving? I stand by the contention that the lower your ratings, the faster you got put on a plane to Cairo. Poor Katie Couric walking through the streets of Cairo looking like Blohan walking into a courthouse through a swarm of paps.
Any of the other reporters that were there need to make a big announcement like this when they left? Once again, me, me, me, me. I know MK loves the silver fox but frankly I'll take Amanpour any day. She'ss a real fucking journalist.
Yes, please send Miss Downriver Trash. She's just a horrible person and I'm tired of seeing her ass on our local news for making an ass out of herself fighting with everybody. Again.
http://detnews.com/article/20110114/METRO01/101140439/Woman-who-taunted-...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 5:54pm.
Sorry, but I know I am in the minority BIG TIME around here, but I find him to be rather tiresome.
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Not a fan, either.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Send Blohan to take his place. That entitled tanorexic kleptomaniac would learn her lesson so fast it would make your head spin (or not).
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
why was he there?
He's a celebrity not a real journalist
He covers thanksgiving day parades for Christs sake
About time is right. You know you didn't HAVE to go over there Coop. I know you are trying to be a badass reporter but I would rather choose life over my career.
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"You're the weak one and you'll never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."- H❥P
You'd have to be a fool to be voluntarily hanging out in that place right now anyway!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Your boo is coming HOOOOOOME!! Yay! So MK, you're posting from the airport where you are awaiting the arrival of his flight?
I predict MK will not be posting much for a couple of days so he can welcome his Anderson home properly. Git it, MK.
About time someone talked sense into that pretty head!
Edited to add: Send Palin over there! Maybe they'll stone her to death!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 6:00pm.
*high 5's Mad Catter*
Dumb fucking attention whore. He's obviously using this whole thing to boost his JoUrNaLiSm iZ SeRiOuS BiZnEsS!!!11 credentials. Silver fox? More like Silver Spoon. Go cry into your Vanderbilt money, Little Lord Fauntelroy.
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Sorry, but I know I am in the minority BIG TIME around here, but I find him to be rather tiresome.
I don't blame him! Do you know how hard it is to find a decent gym or biscotti in that place?
So he didn't get to walk like an Egyptian? OH WAY OH!
edited for being stupid
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
Well, if you can't stand the heat...
It's about time.
MK is in the moooooood....
Can't say that I blame him. The State Department has been telling Americans to get out for a couple days. I don't think he owes us an explanation.
i wonder why?
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