Posh Might Be Getting The Baby Girl Of Her Dreams!
Posh can wipe that "God, I'm surrounded by so much dick" look off her face finally, because The Sun has whispered out the rumor that she will no longer be the only lady of the Beckham manor. Posh is apparently trying to find ways to inject Ephedra and laxatives directly into her placenta, because there's no way she's going to birth a daughter who can't fit into a size -2 Lagerfeld onesie! No baby of hers is going to wear Baby Spanx!
A source tells The Sun that during her 16-week ultrasound scan last month, Posh and Becks found out that she's carrying a girl, which they'll obviously name Little Gucci Dress Beckham. The source also terrorized my soul by shooting me with an OTM bullet made of cow shit, "David and Victoria are over the moon. This will be their last child and to be told they are having a girl is the icing on the cake for the Beckham clan."
That OTM bomb did not come from the mouth of a Beckham, so I will overlook that for now.
And there's a part of me that hopes the Beckham daughter turns out to be a butchie baby who has a natural smile plastered on her little face at all times and insists on only wearing toddler Timbs and Dockers. I'd love to see the look on Posh's scowlface when her new baby girl kicks away the custom-made 6-inch booties she bought her. It's a good thing air can hold Posh's skinny ass up so she won't bust her head when she faints.
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There is NO WAY!! that she conceived that kid naturally! And of course she had all female eggs planted to ensure a girl baby. You think she'd take a chance on stretching her taut terrific little ('little' being the operative word) body to have yet another boy baby?? I believe she's 'showing' already. Well she'd only have to be about 3 weeks preggers for a little bulge to show on that skeletal frame, anyway. I can't wait til she makes it to term!! She'll look like a slithery f'n snake that devoured a dead dog! Hahaha. BTW - how is she going to provide any sustenance to this wee feotus?? She'll have to nip in for a regular I.V. top-me-up of caloric enriched fluids!
How much you want to bet the poor kid will be fat?
Okay, One, two three, everybody smile, except mom!
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Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
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I have only sons, and couldn't have been happier! :o)
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As long as it's healthy .... that's my motto. I've known plenty of men that only have daughters and absolutely adore them and even want more girls. But I also know some men that only have daughters and act like complete assholes b/c they dont have a son - as if it was the wife's fault ! Men determine the sex...Einstein. But if you're a girly girl and a girls girl - there's a good chance that somewhere deep deep down .... you want a girl ( like men want a son for the sports aspect , women want mani's and pedi's and wedding dress shopping with daughters). Doesnt mean you would love your sons any less ... but some women crave the female bonding. There's nothing wrong with it.
Everyone keeps on saying the girl will be fucked up because of her, but what about her sons? What about how fucked up their expectations of love (considering daddy might be a cheater as people from the UK say) women (considering they will rarely be around someone who isn't starving herself) are going to be? Beauty obsessions affect little boys just as much. They also learn to value women more for things that don't last in the long term, and the cycle continues. To each his own, I guess, but sucks that so many of these types procreate because they are giving birth to the future rulers of mainstream art and media. Great.
Those two make me think of the Jersey Shore British version.
Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
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I have only sons, and couldn't have been happier! :o)
You know, I used to think it would be bad news bears if Posh had a daughter - but the more I see Victoria in interviews, the more I like her. I think she's funny & despite her scowl-filled paparazzi pictures, I really don't think she takes herself very seriously. She seems pretty self-deprecating & I can actually see her being good with a daughter.
I think a lot of women who are very concerned with their own looks/weight are ONLY concerned with THEIR OWN looks/weight; i.e. they don't judge the looks/weight of others. I know there are certainly a lot of skinny assholes out there, but the majority of shitty moms that I've known are the ones who lost sight of their independence to become moms/wives, and now force all their dreams upon their children. Like pageant moms, for instance. Posh has her own thing going in addition to being a wife & mother, so perhaps she'll be a good role model for a young girl...
As long as Posh isn't one of those women who complains about how fat she is in front of her daughter & projects body image issues onto her, I think she'll be fine. Maybe I'm crazy.
Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 3:41pm.
Why can't they just adopt a little girl. They have so much money they should help the world by adopting. Instead they're going to bring in another entitled snotty rich asshole into the world. These two are such assholes, and so full of themselves. Wish they would go back to the UK already
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What's the difference, really? If they adopt - dont you think that kid will grow up to be an entitled snotty rich asshole? Is there going to be a difference in the Brangelina household.... bio kids are snotty rich asses and the adopted ones are grounded, polite, and grateful? I THINK NOT. Dont get me wrong - I can't stand Posh and I'd feel sorry for a daughter only b/c of the pressure that will be placed on her to be perfect.
And why shouldnt they have the right to bring a biological child into the world ? Just b/c they have money doesnt mean they should go out and have to buy children ! If her womb works - why not use it? There are plenty of couples who cant get pregnant .... let them adopt. Just b/c they choose not to adopt doesnt make them bad people.
I am happy for them. Maybe she will smile more once she has her daughter. Or maybe not...she is english lol. But I hate open mouth smiling in pictures too (because I think I have small teeth). People tell me I look hateful in alll of my pictures, and then i am so outgoing really. So who knows with people. Their kids are super cute and always seem pretty happy.
Chavette Ana-Thinspo "Band-Aid Baby Girl" Beckham
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Congrats to the Beckhams!
I like this family; they have issues, and they work them out and stay together.
Their kids are adorable and seem well-behaved.
I know they wanted a girl...God help anyone who wants to date her in the future!
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If this is true, I feel so bad for that daughter. G-d help her.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
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I had no idea I was pitiable because I only have sons.
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Lol, yeah.
I love this obsession with what it feels like to be a parent to only sex a or b.
As if we all can afford the luxury of having one boy and one girl.
Shit, I can't have any boy or girl so I'd be okay with having 2 sons/daughters.
Oh and one of the happiest man I've ever met -- a 94 years old patient -- has 4 -- correction 3 now, since one just died -- DAUGHTERS.
He loves them very much and he has 4 great sons-in-law to boot.
If it's a girl...Godwina.
LiLo's labia claps when she's wearing somebody else's crap.-MK
i wonder if having a girl will help her gain ten pounds - you know, cause she doesnt want to teach the girl to starve herself to death in her effort to look like a cadaver....
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I think if it's a girl they'll go with an "ugly" girl name and say they wanted "tradition"...no way Posh can have a cute little attention sucker...maybe an Edna Edith Beckham or Olga Imogene Beckham ? Bertha Beckham ?
Submitted by Wren on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 7:13pm.
What if your son doesn't want to do "guy things"? Why can't you do those same things with a daughter?
If my daughter wanted to take in some MMA then a strip show, I'd be happy to take her.
Name game guesses:
Anorexia Beckham
Malibu Barbie Beckham
Beverly Rodeo Drive Beckham
Chanel Beckham
Santa Barbara Beckham
Mount Olympia Beckham
Aphrodite Beckham
Saint Bernadette Beckham
"I get that: dads want sons to do guy stuff, etc"
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What if your son doesn't want to do "guy things"? Why can't you do those same things with a daughter? I just don't understand this mentality.
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Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
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I had no idea I was pitiable because I only have sons.
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OK it's a girl. More importantly, does it look like a Spider?
Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
I get that: dads want sons to do guy stuff, etc. But family dynamics are funny and unpredictable. Some do better with a bunch of kids, some with one kid; some with one sex, others with more than one. :)
Submitted by KidL on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:57pm
I swear you and I share the same brain sometimes. LOL.
Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:31pm.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters.
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That is the dumbest thing I've heard today.
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Hopefully the kid's nanny will be able to instill some self-esteem. Posh is an epic fail in that department.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 3:13pm.
Yeah, I was hoping this poor kid would be a boy, too, because I truly think any daughter of hers would be at a higher than usual risk for an eating disorder.
I also think this is another Band-Aid baby, too.
Aww good for them. I always feel bad for women who have only sons and men who have only daughters. What beautiful little boys too.
I hope the little girl ends up loving monster trucks, plastic dinosaurs, ripped jeans, etc., and whenever Posh is all, "Let's go shopping for fancy shoes, dahling" the girl makes a face and says, "Ugh, boring!" Wonder how long it will take for Posh to lose her shit and chase her daughter around the house shouting, "WE ARE GOING TO RODEO DRIVE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" Probably not long.
Name-wise, I'm betting on an expensive brand name, which will make the parents think they are being high-class and better than all the peons, as per usual, while the reality will be that everyone else finds the name tacky and ridiculous. Chanel McQueen Prada BeverlyHills Beckham, anyone?
Submitted by Ding_Dong on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:20pm
Even if the kid was, there is no way in hell she would let it dress itself in whatever it wanted. Fuck this bitch for making me side with Holie, but at least Slutelina lets her kids be who they want. I can see Posh buying her spawn a little $600 dollar jacket but not if it looks like a boy's jacket (little Shiloh's was an expensive as fuck Ralph Lauren jacket, can't remember if it was a boys or girls though).
Why can't they just adopt a little girl. They have so much money they should help the world by adopting. Instead they're going to bring in another entitled snotty rich asshole into the world. These two are such assholes, and so full of themselves. Wish they would go back to the UK already.
I'm guessing 'Kate' for the baby. As a royal suck up to the future queen - you just know Posh is desperate for hubby to be knighted so she can be Lady Beckham.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Bjork You:"I pray to god that that little girl isn't chubby."
Not a snowball's chance in hell of THAT being allowed to happen.
But I am a hypocrite, because I don't want my daughters to be chubby, either.
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But Hekki, they could be chubby like Russell Brand was in high school but with a little bit of exercise and a lot of drugs, become skinny, puzzlingly well-regarded comedians like him.
(Kidding, I don't want your or anyone's little kids on drugs.)
Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 3:09pm
The youngest has the piggy nose and looks the most like her.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 3:02pm.
It's practically guaranteed to be born wearing sunglasses and a Burberry diaper.
hahaha. I can picture that. With a frown or sneer?
Ah! She looks like a creepy eyed soul sucking monster in that pic. Bitch why you always so miserable!
Band aid baby! This will be their last because Posh has only had c-sections and is only allowed 4 AND I'm sure Becks is strictly prozzies now a days.
I was really hoping she wouldn't have a girl. This poor kid will be fucked. No doubt Posh will heap her bad body image on to it, and she'll hate her when she gets more attention from David. Oh and no doubt dress it in expensive clthes and tell her she can't get her dress dirty. Say what you will about Suri Cruise, but despite her being dressed in designer finest she always looks like she's allowed to play in it. I can't see Katie Holmes yelling at her if she got some ice cream on her $2000 Burberry dress.
Everybody's talking about the baby getting Posh piggy nose but don't forget that David has had lots of plastic surgery too. He wasn't ugly, but he looks really different. Go google. Posh has a sister with an even bigger snout.
I bet at least one of this kid's names will be "Anna". It's practically guaranteed to be born wearing sunglasses and a Burberry diaper.
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Great - she is having a baby girl. Who is guaranteed to be all fucked up about food and her weight and with a mother who will regard her as competition.
FUN! Maybe she can hang out and trade war stories with Nahla Berry.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 1:34pm.
What's wrong with
Mavis
Edna
Myrtle
Uhhhh... they sound like ninety-year-old women who crochet toilet paper cozies?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 2:13pm.
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Muffi-with-an-i is much more whimsical than just plain Muffy, don't you think?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 2:10pm.
Karma Geranium Muffi-Jo Beckham
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Ahahaha...'muffi-jo'?
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Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:38am.
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Haha, have fun!
As for posh, good luck to her. It's going to be her 4th c section which I don't envy and this poor child, if it is a girl, will have so much crap to deal with that a crappy name's the least of her worries.
My money's on Persephone or Ophelia.
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Karma Geranium Muffi-Jo Beckham.
That pic could almost be on that "Awkward Family Photos" site.
If Chupa-golum can concieve, carry, and excrete a live screaming baby chup-chup, Posh's fetuslet will be fine. Bet she names her Ana!
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Posh has passed on her Miss Piggy nose to all three of her Chavling's; so I guess she could call the girl she's goning to drop, Piggy Wiggy and be done with it!(Or maybe 'LA Piggy Wiggy'..)
Congrats. They make cute happy looking kids.
My daughter is/was a lot like Shiloh in that she wanted to dress like a boy and hated anything to do with dolls. She was my first child so no influences from other children, it's just what she liked and I went along with it. She's 10 now, still hates anything to do with dolls or girly things. She's into dogs and art. She never complains about what she's wearing and will wear anything from pink to black. You have to listen to what your kids like. My second child was a boy and he's all boy - Legos and cars.
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