Some Parents Don't Like This

Lea Michele from Glee is about as irritating as a thong made out of piano wire, but she's a 23 year old woman, so nobody should say shit if she wants to bare her chest cutlets on the cover of a magazine. But guess what? Some parents are screaming "HARLOT!" from their church pews. They say that since Lea plays a high school girl on a TV show their teen kids watch, she has a responsibility to stop posing like a ho. One parent had this to say to Fox News:

“I think Lea Michele is sending the wrong message. She plays such a ‘good girl’ on ‘Glee’ and a lot of kids look up to her persona. Then she poses very provocatively on two magazine covers which makes my almost-13-year-old son very confused and offended. I find it frustrating as a parent who is trying to teach right from wrong to their kids and then you have things like this happen which is showing middle schoolers things like sex sells and all that goes along with that.”

I hate to break it to this mom, but the contorting face her 13-year-old son made when he looked at this cover of Cosmo wasn't from him being SHOCKED, CONFUSED and OFFENDED. Dude had an unexpected visitor followed by a fucking accident, if I ain't being too subtle.

The teen child of every parent complaining about this would probably get an A++++ on Cosmo's "Sex Quiz" and gladly offer up extra credit. A "Bitch Please" to all these parents. Lea's annoying ass isn't tainting anybody's innocence.

And Fox News also thinks it was inappropriate for Lea to say that her idea of a perfect night involves drinking a glass of wine while Skype-ing with her boyfriend. Oh, please. We all know that Lea's idea of a perfect night involves slapping sleeping babies in a hospital nursery so that she can gargle with their tears of pain, so she actually cleaned it up a bit for Cosmo. Fox News needs to give Lea that at least.

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Submitted by scubapadi on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 11:35pm.

I think its rather funny that a parent is trying to "teach" thier kid right from wrong by using a TV.... its a TV..... using a Tv for life lessons is a terrible life lesson in it self.

Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 5:58pm.

Well I don't like it either! Not one little bit! Stuck-up bitch irritates the hell out of me!

Submitted by sunny on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:42pm.

yeah I think we can all agree MK is the best...why he doesn't have his own reality show or celebrity news show...I have no clue!!!!!!

Submitted by sunny on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 4:40pm.

just saw this broad butcher a patriotic song at the start of Superbowl...plus she is dang UGLY in real life without all the photoshopping....her teeth are like Mr. Ed's UGH!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 9:08am.

Her personality sucks & she seems like a real bitch - but she looks good in this picture. I'm glad she hasn't gotten a nose job (I don't see the need for one, personally) & her boobs fit her frame. I'd rather see a naturally flat-chested woman embracing her natural shape than that bolted-on fake titty look any day. Maybe I'm biased because I'm thin with tiny boobs - but I love them! Women need to enjoy what they've got.

I'm not even going to go there with the Faux News parents. Idiots, all of them.

Submitted by MaxiePad on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 7:15am.

I'm saddened to point this out (not really) but Rachel kinda looks like Curt in drag in this pic.

And girl, next time go get implants (or a push up bra) before you put your barely-there boy-boobs on display.

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Submitted by MaxiePad on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 7:14am.

I'm saddened to point this out (I don't, actually) but Rachel kinda looks like Curt in drag in this pic.

And girl, next time go get implants (or a push up bra) before you put your barely-there boy-boobs on display.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:42am.

I agree with most of these recent comments about her appearance, tbh.

Is she an asshole? It sounds like it from MK's earlier posts, but I don't think she's really that unattractive. She's not physically my type, but neither is most of Hollywood.

Coming from someone with a DD chest, I'm not going to say that I don't embrace my bra cup size (even though I hate the shape of my tits), but it really doesn't matter the size so long as her breasts are in proportion with her body. She's kind of on the skinny side, so large breasts would look a bit outlandish on her frame.

Even if she isn't that gorgeous, I don't know why she should get any plastic surgery because quite frankly? Most of today's female sex icons are fucked up looking. Leafing through a Victoria's Secret, most of them look like Bratz dolls with lips like a fucked asshole. At least Lea Michelle didn't pay an arm and a leg to look like a freak. If Paz de la Hurlta is virtually paid to do nothing but get naked and be obnoxious while being much uglier, Lea Michelle has every right to be comfortable in her own skin.

/rant.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 02/06/2011 - 1:36am.

MK, I'm so glad you say "If I ain't being too subtle." You are the only person in my life who says it. You complete me.

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Submitted by PinkTransAm on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:14pm.

13? Where the hell does this lady live? I bet there are a few girls HIS OWN AGE that dress worse than this. Your teen aged son is not going to be damaged by seeing someone in a low cut dress. Stupid.

Also, she kind of looks like that teenager that just got out of rebab...I don't remember her name.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:03pm.

Any parents who allow their kids to read Cosmo should be jailed.

In fact, anyone who reads Cosmo should be incarcerated.

If these so-called kids see it at the checkout counter, they are seeing plenty worse.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 8:27pm.

seriously how is this cover any worse than the actual show which has featured scenes of Brittney and Santana making out in their cheerleader uniforms?

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 7:04pm.

Ah, yes. According to Fox News parental units, all actors should conduct themselves EXACTLY like the characters they play on TV. They have no free will or civil rights as adults in America. No, they must always think of THE CHILDREN and live their lives accordingly. Please. I can almost see Michelle rolling her eyes and saying "Fuck that shit." And I'm afraid she'd be entirely within her rights as an American. Tough bananas, Tea Party Thought Police.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 6:01pm.

Two things:

As for her not having any chesticles to show, who the fuck cares? Kate Hudson, the Olsen trolls and lots of other A-cup tricks have been doing it for years. Not all of us are as "blessed" as you big-tittied girls, and don't choose to be surgically altered, so stfu on that mess.

And, wtf is it with these girls using an obvious middle name as their last name? This bugs the shit out of me: Lean Michele. Michael Michele (a chick). Kimberly Elise. Annoying as fuck.

That is all. Maybe.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 5:52pm.

Ok, I hate this ho as much as the next reader (I hate her nose and fake smile), but let's play the Gender Game.

If this were a shirtless picture of Robert Pattinson, would everyone be up in arms? I mean, he's a role model and idol to little girls and gay boys... hypocritical, much?

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:25pm.

She looks smokin' hot in that picture. (Yes I know it's Photoshopped, but still!)

Adolescents are "offended" by certain imagery just because their parents are. Other cultures do not freak out about the human body like this culture does. Having said that, this picture is pretty mild anyway, so honky grandma needs to stop trippin'.

Also: Unless a person has been disfigured in an accident, plastic surgery is NEVER needed. There are all kinds of beauty in the world. Let's stop sippin' on that Haterade people.

Submitted by teayza31 on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 4:14pm.

The show is even starting to make me dislike Jane Lynch, which is crazy.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 2:24pm.

LOL!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 2:21pm.

Honey, if your son is reading "Cosmo," then he's gay. Maybe your hint should have been when you saw this picture in his sock drawer:

http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rolling-stone-glee.j...

He just tells you that he loves Lea Michele so that you won't send him to one of those de-gay camps.

Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 2:12pm.

I could care less about her nose. It's her ugly personality that is the problem and is why so many people dislike her so much. When someone is annoying or ugly on the inside, it becomes much more fun to criticize their physical attributes. I am personally against plastic surgery.

Submitted by friendlyskies on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 1:27pm.

I'm officially old. I see these young, not-quite-perfect starlets getting addicted to fame, and my only thought is, "Oh lordy, next comes the nose job, boob job, lipo, blonde streaks, fake marriage, drug problems, and tragic E! Entertainment segment about their mental collapse." See Heidi Montag for more on that.

My prurient streak is being replaced by a prudish one.

Submitted by colt13 on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 1:27pm.

Then she poses very provocatively on two magazine covers which makes my almost-13-year-old son very confused and offended.
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He's 13 and reading Cosmo? Probably a dream cover for him because Lea has the chest of a 13 yr old boy.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:49pm.

The most dangerous thing a woman can say Yes to is Lindsay Lohan’s request to borrow some jewelry.

Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:22pm.

I say she "needs" a nose job because all I can look at when I see her is her nose. I just immediately zoom right to it. Now maybe that means women with humongous breasts also need breast reductions, I don't know. But this calls my attention immediately and does not give me a positive reaction (like I suppose large breasts would to a man), it's an unpleasant abnormality. Just like a gummy smile, a huge chin, hollow cheeks (I'm looking at you Russell Brand). They don't give a positive reaction. Yes, some people may say it makes them special, unique, whatever...I just think it's unattractive and distracting. Does her small chest bother me? No, but that's because I communicate with people by immediately looking at their face. Face issues are the worst.

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 12:13pm.

I've seen men with bigger hooters than that and they get to walk around topless for cryin' out loud. Holy crappola! Women get fined or harassed for breast-feeding their children in 'public' when the child gets hungry. Gawd forbid women have breasts that actually have a functioning purpose.

People [ahem, men] have seriously got to get over their sexual hang-ups about women's breasts and grow the eff up.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:53am.

Submitted by femguide on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 1:20pm.

I don't get all of the comments here about how she "needs" a nose job.

People complain about extensive photoshop or plastic surgery, but then turn around and rip a woman's looks apart if she doesn't fit into some narrowly defined version of being "hot".

I appreciate that she has kept her nose the way it is. It's not even that bad, it's just not typically hollywood. Why can't women who are less than Victoria's Secret model-looks hot still be thought of as sexy?
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Agreed. It's called "love yourself; be comfortable". Ain't nothing wrong with the bitch's looks.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:51am.

I have no clue who she is, but I think she's pretty.

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Submitted by femguide on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:50am.

I don't get all of the comments here about how she "needs" a nose job.

People complain about extensive photoshop or plastic surgery, but then turn around and rip a woman's looks apart if she doesn't fit into some narrowly defined version of being "hot".

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:37am.

I'd hate to work for Cosmo. How mind-numbing it must be to try and creatively reword "5,234,210 Ways To Please Your Man" (which are exactly the same as last month's issue, and the issue before, and the issue before that). I mean, there's only so many euphemisms one can come up with for "blow job," and only so many positions the human body can twist itself into.

That having been said, what is this fruit that prevents PMS bloating? inquiring minds want to know.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:18am.

Then she poses very provocatively on two magazine covers which makes my almost-13-year-old son very confused and offended
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lol, stop. That boner isn't a sign that he's "offended" dude

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 11:01am.

CPS needs to pick this dumbass mother up and give her a little sex edumacation. I can only imagine how badly she's fucking up her son.
13 year old boys spring boners every 8.3 seconds. I find it hard to believe that this trick causes them to spring any different sort than they would walking by a display of condoms.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:51am.

Let's leave the indignant purity lessons where they belong- AT HOME. This notion some adults have that the world somehow needs to THINK OF THE CHILDREN is a direct contradiction to the oversexed, overhyped, overcelebritied society that we've created. Parents cannot expect the outside world to provide their children with a bag to wear over their heads as they move through life. It has always been and will continue to be a parent's responsibility to EDUCATE their child, not to sit back and expect the world to shelter them.

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Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:50am.

That dress is a bit much. But god bless her for not getting breast implants or a nose job. I think she is setting a good example. Plus, she is hard working and talented.

Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:39am.

The words "Fox" and "News" don't belong in the same sentence.

This stupid bitch only wishes her son was confused and offended. Why doesn't she just speak for herself and stop pretending she's trying to "protect" her kid.

You have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks to think that any celebrity or any character on a fucking TV show is supposed to be a role model for your kids.

Submitted by PinkyGirl on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:33am.

I saw this magazine on the stands yesterday. Gosh, that woman needs a nose job.

I think this parent needs to be more upset about the titles of the articles being more offensive than anything else.
I've complained to our stores because of them!

Submitted by femguide on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:33am.

This can't possibly be what the majority of parents think.

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Submitted by Snarf on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:31am.

That 13 year old kid needs to give his mother a fucking kick in the ass, then leave home.

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:11am.

The only thing that offends me about Leah's photo is how flipping UGLY she is. I think the mom should be delighted because no red-blooded son could dream of abusing himself to that image.

Submitted by mitchyul on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:07am.

“I think Lea Michele is sending the wrong message. She plays such a ‘good girl’ on ‘Glee’

A back stabbing, self centre egoistic bitch is a good girl. And she is offended by this!

Submitted by sushi on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 10:01am.

The larger problem to me is the articles in fucking Cosmo -- 25 fun ways to go nude? Who writes this shit and more importantly who reads it?

Submitted by Aunt_Flo on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:53am.

I thought this trick was Kyle Richards... Not a good look.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:51am.

Her son was shocked and confused because he's wondering where her boobies are at.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:45am.

First of all, this complaint is coming from some right wing republican asshole who watches Fox news, so it is automatically invalid and bullshit. If your news source is Fox, you are automatically wrong about everything and a misinformed ignorant tool. Period.

Second, her 13 year old son was most definitely NOT offended. Her right wing, clammed-up republican pussy was, but not her son. Let's get that straight. The kid is probably jerking off to this girl's barely existing cleavage right now - as his dumb mother whines on TV.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:44am.

Where the fuck is the parental shield when you really need it? Yeesh.

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Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:41am.

It's no worse that than horrid Terry Richardson (?) photoshoot where she was sitting spread-eagled on a bench.

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Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:26am.

Can this ugly, smug brat go back to the Broadway stage so we don't have to continue to see her all over television and every magazine cover? That blonde girl on Glee is much, much prettier and seems much more grounded. Lea hasn't learned that sexiness is something natural that can't be replicated. Lea is just on more covers with her flat chest and nonexistent ass exposed because she craves attention. Bitch must have some sort of complex about her looks because she tries way too hard and it makes her look worse. She needs to accept the fact that she looks normal and stop acting like she's a sexy bombshell.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:10am.

this chick is not, and never will be sexy.

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Submitted by Margaret on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:05am.

I think the people at FOX news are just creating this controversy so Lea will stop torturing them and taking her clothes off. Have you seen some of the women on Fox news? Pretty girls are their specialty.

Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 02/05/2011 - 9:02am.

How about parents telling their kids that everyone on TV, and on the stage, are all ACTORS playing pretend and they should NEVER idolize them as who they portray themselves to be simply because they are completely FAKE?

oh yeah, that would require some actual PARENTING instead of BLAMING.

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