Another Reason To Love Tara Reid
I don't only love Tara Reid because she can charm a beer hose at a bar into slithering towards her mouth, but I also love her because she completely just pulls shit right out of her ass. Tara was interviewed at a charity event for child trafficking (video above) and she started to yap about all the projects she's working on including a sequel for The Big Lebowski. Tara must've been snorting balls of the bad shit the size of her earrings or eating weed smoke for dinner again, because there's no such thing as The Big Lebowski 2. Austin 360 asked Joel and Ethan Coen about Tara announcing the return of Bunny Lebwoski and their response was absolutely perfect:
“I’m glad she’s working on it. Well, we don’t (have a sequel in the works) but we’ll watch it when it comes out." Joel added, "Especially if Tara’s in it.”
Tara's rep explained that she heard Jeff Bridges say in an interview that he wanted to reunite with the original cast and do a sequel. Tara sort of took that as something that is happening in real life. Oh, Tara Red, you drunk bag of silicone bones, never stop being Tara Reid! But you know, there's an extremely good chance Tara is speaking the truth! Tara signed on for a sequel of The Big Lebowski. Only it's a sequel to The Big Lebowski porn parody.
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Tara Reid got what she (and all those other twats) have or had coming to her. This is what happens when you're only famous for your starry-eyed, teen sex comedy lolita routine and you don't develop enough of a personality of your own by the age of 35 for people outside of the gross-out comedy target demographic to care about a comeback. Too bad.
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Poor old Tara - harmless, demented soul wandering the streets of Hollywood.
Wow, what a dumb fuck! "How did you get involved in this cause?" "I watched a special on it and I googled it" !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Child has seriously ruined her brains. Eeeeesh
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
She needs to lay off the pills and the booze before she gives interviews.
And the fiance just stands there like... "yep... this is my world".
I can't hate on her for some reason...maybe it's the trainwreck factor. I mean Lindsay is a trainwreck and I HATE on her but Tara only hurts herself as far as I know. I haven't heard of any shoplifting or stealing the Sultan of Brunei's watch. Remember a couple years ago when she went to rehab and said being sober was the best thing that ever happened to her ??
Wow. You think a bitch might want to learn something about a charity she cares so much about. And maybe not make shit up about movies cuz...now I don't beweave that any of them are coming out.
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.~Bertrand Russell
Man Easter you're exposing my bad taste! Buscemi looks like he could gum my womanwich real good, but doesn't do anythung for me. But when I was 14 I had sexual fantasies about Beavis and also Mr. Belvedere.
If Tata (typo, stays) Reid were in a watchable film I'd have no problem seeing her performance. She never really bothered me all that much, even though she's a delusional and entitled bitch...the only time I ever watched "Wild On" was when she hosted it!
But mild lulz at the whatever brothers' retort to her claims.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 12:09pm.
Mmm Lovitz
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For the love of Lovitz, it's you again!
Every time his name is mentioned you pop an O.
You know it's wrong.
But since we're already waist high in the swamp of deep rooted issues, what does Buscemi do for you?
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars... Brant can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred."
I can't lie, I would so love to see her reprise Bunny Lebowski, which was by far her best role ever.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
What a bunch of drooling retards! Who WERE all those people? I just fast-forwarded and the only one I recognized was Papa Lohan.
Really, it looked like the graduating class of the "alternative high school" my friend went to because she was a total fuck-up moron and her parents didn't want to pay for private school anymore.
who are these people?
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:09am.
Bitches eyes are bulging out of her head.
Babbling, FUCK! Do another line Tara.
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Right? She's so gacked, I'm starting to grind my teeth. I would be interested to know which is lower: Tara's weight or her IQ.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That video was the epitome of F-list hell? Who were those people? I felt sorry for the interviewer.
Who was that tattooed skank?
Michael Lohan....
Oh pleeeze...
According to the ONTD post here she also announced American Pie 4... WTF?
Dear God! Someone throw that girl a sandwich quick!!
Mmm Lovitz
Where was Lovitz and why was there Lohan? I certainly did not watch for Tara Reid.
I formally submit a request to God for 5 extra minutes on this planet.
How embarrassing and sad! I feel badly for this fool of a woman.
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Yes! Another chance to say that John Goodman was unbelievably sexy in the 90's and I want to be squashed under Dan Conner's belly! I can't be the only one.
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:36am.
Lizzie Grubman! Whatever happened to her? She had skin like stained mahogany and nasty bleached hair that looked awful. Kinda like a younger Donatella; a dopey slave to fashion.
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Didn't she run over a bunch of people in her SUV a few years ago? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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Yes! I forgot that. She backed (I think) her SUV into a bunch of people in a parking lot at a club.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:37am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:22am.
I'd go balls deep in her while doing a line off her forehead ~ Aldus Snow
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With Tara there would be sweat. And shame. And odors
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
She looks shit and is struggling to get her words past all the booze and drugs her brain is on.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:22am.
I'd go balls deep in her while doing a line off her forehead ~ Aldus Snow
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Yeah, I'm kinda with you on this one. She's no raging beauty but unlike the other celebre-whores, I bet she can fuck. Paris? Kim? After watching those idiots hump like old people they would be lucky if I let them root through the couch for bus fare home once I was done.
With Tara there would be sweat. And shame. And odors.
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At least she picked the best movie she ever did. It wasn't "Well, I'm reprising my scientist role in Alone in the Dark 2".
Also, I look at Jeff Bridges' most recent SNL monologue as a sort of Big Lebowski sequel. That duet with Cookie Monster felt like The Dude on another spiked white russian trip.
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Lizzie Grubman! Whatever happened to her? She had skin like stained mahogany and nasty bleached hair that looked awful. Kinda like a younger Donatella; a dopey slave to fashion.
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Didn't she run over a bunch of people in her SUV a few years ago? Or am I thinking of someone else?
But she acted alongside Philip Seymour Hoffman, doesn't that make her a bonafide thespian?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:07am.
ETA: Not that I'm implying that TR actually has a PR firm working for her. Ha!!
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Hmm maybe that skank Lizzy Grubman is doing some pro-bono PR for her...they used to hold each others' hairs while drunk in The Hamptons back in the day.
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Lizzie Grubman! Whatever happened to her? She had skin like stained mahogany and nasty bleached hair that looked awful. Kinda like a younger Donatella; a dopey slave to fashion.
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Elle a grandi en garçon bien éduqué
Um, y'know, like, like, y'know?
How amusing that she said "there's so many amazing charities in the world, none that I've ever really gotten involved with" ...HA! What a coked out cum dumpster.
Wow Tara. All washed up and no place go.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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*runs by Tara yelling*
"SHOW US YER HONKEY NIPPLE AGAIN!"
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I'd go balls deep in her while doing a line off her forehead ~ Aldus Snow
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Big Lebowski is one of those movies I've seen once with a big fan of it who goes "Watch this part!". "Ooh watch this part!!" the whole movie. Ehhh.
I suppose every gay who dragged a nongay to Black Swan does the same.
what about the dame who said she wasn't surprised over the issue...
this an honest bunch.
Tara is elegant, well-spoken and demure! She is perfectly poised to play Grace Kelly! What a stunner that Tara is!
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I think Tara lives next door to Lindsay Lohan in her land of delusion.
This almost borders on sad to me. How delusional she is.
As a karate expert it is my opinion that Tara is an obvious racist that enjoys too much of the white stuff.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:07am.
ETA: Not that I'm implying that TR actually has a PR firm working for her. Ha!!
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Hmm maybe that skank Lizzy Grubman is doing some pro-bono PR for her...they used to hold each others' hairs while drunk in The Hamptons back in the day.
"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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LOL @ the porn parody trailer. That is hilarious! Tom Byron actually does a pretty good Jeff Bridges. Who the hell wants to watch the John Goodman-a-like fuck?
wow Clark Gable's grandson is cute...much more handsome than his Pepaw ever was...he just needs to clean up a bit.
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Bitches eyes are bulging out of her head.
Babbling, FUCK! Do another line Tara.
She is either stoned out of her mind or as stunned as my arse.
*all of the above*
This must be the cause du jour. Didn't Lilo spread her germs all over India, *investigating* child trafficking?
Celeb PR firms must have a list of the most *suitable* charities for their clients to be seen supporting.
ETA: Not that I'm implying that TR actually has a PR firm working for her. Ha!!
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Two words, washed-up and irrelevant...
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*pats Tara on the head*
So... used to be pretty.
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sound like a roundup of the delusional that night.. namely the deep fried ghost of the Sitch's future blabbing about how great Lindsay is doing. hmm'kay.
and like, really, and like, really really like and like really...And loop to fade..
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Exceeding the sum of my parts since 5:30 this morning...
first, she says "drug trafficing" and then says she saw a "special on it"
wow
and she's richer than me