Conflicting Facial Expressions
Reese Witherspoon and her fiance Jim Toth left a restaurant in Brentwood, CA last night before synchronizing their emotions inside. Jim's face is telling us that he can't wait to get home and suck on that chin like an Everlasting Gobstopper. Reese's face is telling us that she's having an internal melancholy moment reminiscing about all the precious times Jake Gyllenhaal gently plucked her brows while humming the Cadbury Eyebrows Song. Reese misses that.
I don't know if it's just these pictures, but Jim has a thick layer of The Situation (that's a fancy phrase for "douche") spread all across his face. That's the face you'd find staring back at you when you turn around to see the asshole that just gave you a wedgie. Fratface. Maybe that's why Reese looks so sad. Dude just made her chonie's label touch her neck. I know that I make that same face whenever I get a panty burn on my asshole.
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Have you ever seen her on a chat show? Dumber than a door knob. Giggly with nothing to say. Just don't get the hype with this trick.
FRATFACE!!!!! AHAHAHA ooohh just another MK phrase to adopt into my everyday language. :D
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:59pm.
Jim has both sizemeat face and a tasty looking ass.
Are there nude photos of Jim?
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Mrs Pat I like it when you branch out and pass comment on other body parts, besides the peen.
Any thoughts on legs? mmmmmmm..
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All in all, I love her work (Freeway and Legally Blonde are two of my faves), but she just seemed good with Jake. this guy just seems like he swooped in and said "let'sget married" and she doesn't have the chochas to say no. Maybe Jake dumped her? Maybe he was tired of her type-a ways and her controlling personality? Let me tell ya, I'm with someone who has to have pretty much everything her way and it's a bitch sometimes.
Soeaking of which-- why don't Jake and Anne Hathaway just date already? They seem to really like each other and get along.
wow doesn't she look miserable. is it the pregancy? geesh
I know I should like her, but I just find her to be an irritating actress
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I don't think of her as an actress. I think of her as a brand. She makes the same simple minded romantic "comedies" over and over again. Walk the Line was a made-for-TV-movie at best. Her Oscar for it wasn't the first time Oscar didn't "get it right." I'd bet it was a very expensive Oscar.
She only married Ryan because she was pregnant with Ava. Too good to have an illegetimate child, but NOT to good to fuck without protection,apparently.
As far as I'm concerned, she's just as bad as Kate Hudson when it comes to the whole too much,too early thing. This will end in divorce.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
-Me, according to Jack
Submitted by Margaret on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:33am.
... a tool with a bad haircut and Canadian face.
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LMAO. Canadian face! I'm going to tell all my hockey buddies that they have Canadian face. The Americans will be especially insulted, I'm thinkin'.
I'll give her a pass on choosing to marry douchebag Ryan Phillipe since she was very young and he was probably her first love. I always thought Phillipe was a douche and was surprised that they even got serious enough to get married and have kids. Jake was her rebound relationship and I can't blame her for that either because he is good looking and perfect for something not too serious. He doesn't seem like he is ready to settle down anytime soon. I have no idea why she decided to marry her current douchebag after less than a year of dating. Really, Reese? Have a bit more confidence that you can find a better man than this douche. Her face says it all to me. She already can't stand this dude.
C'mon Reese, put a grin on that chin.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I can't with the vest.
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He was no longer one of Vermont's Finest.
Jim has both sizemeat face and a tasty looking ass.
Are there nude photos of Jim?
What the hell is he so happy about? Fucking Reese Witherspoon can't be that interesting or amusing.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
LMAO! ASS!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
HO HO HO!!!!
"You know how to whistle don't you? You just smush your mouf up with your hand and BLOW!"
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
OMFG SNOWY!!!!! your avie!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
DWM - they already sell that shit here lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Jacko..
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4719579999_54eeb41dd3_z.jpg
"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by HeddaHopper on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:09pm.
Reese and her guy have been getting papped taking the young 'uns to church. That's just too damned wholesome for me.
Yeah, all of a sudden, she's going to church. She never took Jake to church, as far as I know. She just seems so fake and cold. BLEH.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
I have not heard of the franzia like beer you speak of.... but I need to know.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I know I should like her, but I just find her to be an irritating actress.
HA! Jack. No wonder you forgot the bag o' beer. Drunkass.
BTW.. when does that franzia-type coors light come out? I just want to rip the bag out of the box and sit with it on my couch.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I also cannot click on the pics.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:23pm.
hello hors
i can't click on the pictures, anybody else having that problem.
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Me too. I thought it was my retarded computer.
joe - been there done that!!!
DWM - LOL!! go to FB and check out my video that was just posted hahahahahaaaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
GAH! Talking about drunks. Imma have to deal with a whole bunch of them come Sunday. INCLUDING the BH.
*sigh*
hello hors
i can't click on the pictures, anybody else having that problem.
i love reese. i dont' care!
and i wouldn't say that her bedroom has a revolving door... she was single and adult, she's allowed to do what she wants. and i bet she kept her kids away from most of it.
but yes, we could do with an exciting movie from you honey!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:12pm.
lmao DWM!!! YES IT WAS SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!?
I'm gonna need you to do better. Leaving your beer on the train is so 7th grade! Amateur.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:12pm.
lmao DWM!!! YES IT WAS SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!?
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Now, Jacko. I would expect you to be a good boy scout and wrestle that young lady to the ground, check her vital signs and then pull her skirt down. Waaaay down, ahahahahaha..
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That's sorta the thing. Reese doesn't do ANYTHING wrong. Her movies are always at least good and enjoyable, her kids are freaking adorable and seem really well adjusted, despite the fact that her bedroom has a revolving door, and her clothes and hair are always lovely and put together. I bet she smells really good too, and her room is a pristine elegant sanctuary with scented candles near the tub.
I want just ONE photo of Reese puking on her shoes, or looking like shit. It would really endear her to me.
That's sorta the thing. Reese doesn't do ANYTHING wrong. Her movies are always at least good and enjoyable, her kids are freaking adorable and seem really well adjusted, despite the fact that her bedroom has a revolving door, and her clothes and hair are always lovely and put together. I bet she smells really good too, and her room is a pristine elegant sanctuary with scented candles near the tub.
I want just ONE photo of Reese puking on her shoes, or looking like shit. It would really endear her to me.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:40am.
She's bright and seems to take good care of her kids and she's not falling out of clubs with her skirt up around her neck.
And what exactly is wrong with that?
*adjusts skirt*
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lmao DWM!!! YES IT WAS SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
lolz! He looks all enthusiastic and energetic, like, "Wow! They want to take our pictures!"
She looks like she's gonna kick his ass when they get home.
On talk shows, she's a complete phoney. I've read she's super bitchy/bossy and rude. Her last movie brought in less than $7 Million for the entire opening weekend, so maybe people are over Reese.
This guy does look like he'll do what he's told, so maybe it'll last. Since he's a major player at CAA,d now she can run an agency.
Oh. There seem to be lots of photographers hanging around churches lately. Reese and her guy have been getting papped taking the young 'uns to church. That's just too damned wholesome for me.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:40am.
She's bright and seems to take good care of her kids and she's not falling out of clubs with her skirt up around her neck.
And what exactly is wrong with that?
*adjusts skirt*
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
LOL SAD NO BEER FACE!
*swigs tequila*
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Dee - LOL. Troof though!
Jack -- was this you? Don't lie.
http://www.thelocal.de/national/20110202-32829.html
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:57am.
It's because of the roller coaster scene that I'll love Marky Mark forever...even when he gets all doughy.
Snowpiece - Tequila helps the ibuprofen go down. Here, everyone have a swig.
thats the same face I make when I run out of beer. sad no beer face.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Dee - that scene is so fucking HOT!!!
*creams panties*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54am.
Hahahaha! What about the part on the roller coaster? *changes underwear*
It's funny how her image has changed since Ryan cheated on her and they got a divorce. She used to take on edgy roles and she seemed basically laid back and healthy, but now she's like a joyless upper crust snot who obsesses over her weight and only takes on the same Rom-Com type roles. And why does she perpetually have very dark circles under her eyes these days? She seems very controlling.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
note to reese: ITS OK TO BE SINGLE!
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Life's a party you can only party on the weekend.
"Drink that Xenutini like you don't give a fuck, John Travolta!" -MK
Chucks,
I love your Bert gif. I feel like good ol' buddy ol' pal Bert today.
Dee - "SO LET ME IN THE FUCKING HOUSE! "
warmislandsun CONGRATS!!!! I have it too!!!!
TEAM PERIOD FACE!!!
edited for correct terminology
TEAM RAISIN FACE!!!!
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:33am.
she has the same face on that I get when I have really bad cramps!
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it's called raisin face