Thursday, February 3rd 2011

Baby, Baby, Baby, BOOOOOO!


Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Knicks-Mavericks game at MSG in NYC last night, and his presence made one girl hit puberty, get pregnant and give birth to a ball of golden hair in the span of 30 seconds. But not everybody did the SHAKING & CRYING from The Lesbeaver being in their midst. When Justin's pretty girl fetus face popped up on the JumboTron, a hail of BOOOOOOOOs rained all over him and made his brow hairs wilt. It's a good thing the magical bowl on his toddler head filters all BOOOOOOs out and plays the sound of ponies frolicking in the foamy surf instead. Strangely enough, that's also the hold music at PedoBear's headquarters. Or maybe the hold music at PedoBear's headquarters is a Justin Bieber song. I don't know. It all sounds the same to me.

And you can join in the booing if you want, but I'm going to use my energy to coo at King Henrik (Note: Why in the Bieber flu hell is King Henrik sitting next to that child?!) instead.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:44pm.
All hail King Henrik!!!

I got his jersey for xmaas :D

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*pouts*

I didn't get the Patrick Sharp jersey I asked Santa for. Guess I was just a messy ho and he kicked me to the curb.

Henrik has a twin brother too!! HOTNESS x2!

Maybe all the booing will lead to a stress condition like alopecia. haha

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 1:39pm.
Why can't they show the Kardashians at the Lakers game and boo them?
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Then turn it into a ring tone :)

I heart Natalie's picture

And I thought DiPietro had a rough night... that cheerleader has a nice ass!

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lol @ Spike Lee's face!
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MissJaneTexas's picture

They were actually just booing because during a time out a commercial for his concert came on the jumbotron with the Baby Song. They showed his face after people were booing. Well the booing didn't stop. It was funny but I felt bad.

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shandi's picture

I couldn't really hear the boos, but that's a mean thing to do. He hasn't done anything mean to anyone. If you don't like the kid, then just don't do anything. I don't like his music, so I don't listen to it. But I'm not gonna boo the kid either. That's just mean.

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Message In A Bottle's picture

Why can't they show the Kardashians at the Lakers game and boo them?

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Not two hours ago, I was saying how nice it was that Spike Lee had fallen off the face of the earth. Let him go to his precious Knick games dressed like a moron, acting like he owns the Garden, so long as it keeps him out of my face. (I no longer follow the Knicks, for obvious reasons.) His movies are lousy and he's a jackass.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:09am.

I thought that too. I was like of Finland? The Nederlands? Never heard of a King Henrik. Doh

rotten_egg's picture

Even the commentator was mocking this little shit. Ha!. And if that girl was my kid, I would slap her ass silly for being such a ridiculous wackjob.

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All those boys who went and got themselves the Bieber back to front combover will be so embarrassed later on. One of the ugliest haircuts evah.

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stake_spike's picture

Some may call it mean but I thinkn this is a good thing. Put the little lesbian in his place. He may be hot shit around the 10 year olds but most of the public can't stand him.

Provolone's picture

All hail King Henrik!!!

I got his jersey for xmaas :D

Fancy Malone's picture

This is a travesty greater than the Holocaust...how could humans be capable of such emotional rape?? HE'S JUST A RICH, SPOILED CHILD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!

...and the World weeped.

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he looks like that transgender that was murdered, hilary swank played her, can't remember the name but he bears a striking resemblence.

chaka1's picture

Who is that hot piece with the beaver? Is that his dad?

If I had Bieber's fame at 17, I would be the most impossible little bitch alive. He's alright. He's just a kid. Booing him is a little extreme.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

That is really mean to boo him, he's still just a kid. Damn.

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parissucksliterally's picture

a beaver was swimming along and crashed into a wall. He said, "Damn".

heehee

dam, get it? dam......

ah, shaddup, I haven't even had my coffee yet.

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sinjin's picture

Those boos were NOT LOUD ENOUGH! I could hardly hear them over that damn loud ass commentator.
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urmomma's picture

*buys Uvy a ticket to Beaver movie and promises "no touching" when the light go down*
LOL!...you are so lucky to have little mens.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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M.E.'s picture

Oops! Wrong thread!

I secretly like his Baby song. And I don't get the hate for him, to me he is just there. He hasn't done douche-y stuff like most other celeb-tards his age. I'm not a fan of him either way but booing him is some shit. If he gets booed, Kim Kardashian at least needs monkey poo flung at her every time she goes out in public.

Hockey fan's picture

God forbid-- maybe there were Islanders and Devils fans in the crowd and they were booing King Henrik?
No...no. My mind simply cannot accept this. Let's go with booing the Beaver. (And shame on that stupid girl's parents for letting her get all squee-y like that right on the court. Tack-eeee.)

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LOL you guys are funny! I'm like that girl in the vid who really WANTED to care that David Archuleta didn't win (or did - I can't remember) and TRIED to fake the dramz but they just never would come for realz. I felt broken as a teen, lemme tell you.

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M.E.'s picture

TEAM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF!

Anonymous Q's picture

Wait, they booed just because he was there?

M.E.'s picture

FUCK THE BIEB AND HIS DOUCHE HAIR!

chaka1's picture

OMG...Duran Duran were grown men and hot as fuck. I would have totally become emotional.

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TEAM DURANS!

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Athina's picture

I used to react like that girl over any memeber of Duran Duran back in the day. But fuck, those boys were GORGEOUS and Duran Duran was awesome. Justin Beiber is ugly and marginally talented. I just don't get kids today. Shit, that makes me sound old!!

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LOL I thought King Henrik was the old dude in the first thumb, I thought he was a real King, like Prince Von AHole or something, LOL

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:03am.

score 1 for urmomma)

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OMG, this made me laugh so hard.

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I would bow down to King Henrik and worship his royal sceptre any way he ordered me to. Boyfriend is FINE! (And thank you MK for knowing who he is== feature more hockey players on here that aren't married to Hollywood starlets, ok? I'm just sayin.)

I bet he had to use the little-boy urinal.

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angel_i's picture

Amember when little girls used to hug their best friends? Cuz now they hug their iPhones. Fucking weirdos.

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Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
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urmomma's picture

Awwwe. That would suck and to not be able to tell errrbody to "KISS MAH ASS!!!" would suck even more. Not even a subtle middle finger nose scratch, I am impressed. And this is where I solicit some sympathy: I will be taking my 9 yr old to watch that damn Justin Beaver movie for Valentine's Day.(score 1 for urmomma)

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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angel_i's picture

OMG how is Spike Lee in EVERY basketball picture EVER? Doesn't the guy work anymore?

♥ Threadkilla!
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Albatross's picture

Damn, I wish I could play the vid so I could hear the boos. LOL

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Naughychimp's picture

Why boo him? He's just a hard-working kid, trying to maximize his income during his 15 minutes of fame. Boo the Kardashians or Paris Hilton or Spencer Pratt other useless "reality" tv twats. Boo Mel for his rant or Halle for making her custody battle so public or Sheen for locking a hooker in a closet.

I don't like the Beebs but I won't hate on him, either. Too many other celebs worthy of that.

TrashyWilma's picture

Poor kid. It's all downhill from here.

TexnDoc's picture

He wants that Grammy more than life itself and your just watch him win. Pathetic.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

This kid is a prissy little fuckhole with bad hair.

NEXT!

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LOLOLOL Ophelia!

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i_heart_jack's picture

"What is a king Henrik and can I haz one?"

King Henrik (aka Henrik Lundqvist, aka The Pretty Pony) is the #1 goaltender for the New York Rangers.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:04am.
hehehe.
::exorcist kid voice:: I'm in my dark place.

Stoney's picture

I've had just about enough of parents buying their kids Ipods and Ipads and Iphones and Itouches and Ihatesocieties!!! God!!

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Dr. Dick's picture

Can't hate on a babeh.