It's Good To Be Diddy's Son

If you were concerned that the current recession wasn't producing any spoiled bitches for the future, fear not! Diddy has it covered. Diddy has already fed the sleeping spoiled beast in his son Justin when he bought him a $300,000 Mercedes Maybach for this Sweet Sixteen last year. And now Diddy is fully awakening the beast by buying his now 17-year-old son a $390,000 Maybach limousine as a reward for making the honor roll. I can't wait to see Justin being driven around in a Maybach limo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I made the honor roll and my daddy bought me a car that costs more than your track home." Diddy explains to The Independent why he bought his son a car that costs more than Aubrey O'Day:

"Justin has turned himself around and is now an Honours student, which he wasn't before, so I wanted to treat him. It's a collector's car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes."

When Martin Bashir asked Diddy why he bought his son a Maybach last year, the question did not moisturize his good side. According to Popeater, Diddy responded with:

"The whole thing about giving a Maybach to my son, that's really like a racist question. You don't ask white people what they buy their kids. And they buy 'em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain't no question. It's really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you.

Diddy works(?) hard(?) for the millions of dollars that pour into his gold bar vault every week, so he can do whatever the hell he wants with it. But maybe just maybe, Diddy bought his son a limousine, because he doesn't want Justin to get too good at using a stick shift. That way in about 25 years, Justin will have to ask a Hollywood Blvd. hooker for help when he can't drive his Lotus Esprit (because his first car was a limousine) and gets lost on his way to Beverly Hills. Justin will invite the hooker up to his penthouse suite at the Bev-Wil-Shir and to make a long story you already know shorter, they'll fall in love and become one on a fire escape in Hollywood. You know Diddy swoons in his loins every time Vivian says to Edward, "She rescued him right back." Diddy is such a fucking romantic.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:31am.

Looks like 2011 is going to be the year of black celebrities whooping ass with the race card.

*groan*

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:31am.

I guess he things it's racist because that's not a white people car?

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:29am.

"The whole thing about giving a Maybach to my son, that's really like a racist question. You don't ask white people what they buy their kids. And they buy 'em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain't no question. It's really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you."
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The fuck?

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:28am.

At least his name is Justin, and not Justmajesty

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:28am.

Did you know diddy was responsible for 9/11? You do now.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212346301.shtml

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Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:26am.

Why doesn't he just get his kid a pimp mobile with wine cooler and mirrored coke trays?
Son if you're gonna get laid do it in style!

Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:25am.

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:53am.
What an asshole for pulling the race card.

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This. Fuck him. Is he even capable of closing that gaping hole under his nose?? Mouf breather is right.

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:23am.

What an asshole for pulling the race card.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:23am.

Way to make sure the kid is bored to death by the time he's 19 and interested in Heroin!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:21am.

Racist? WTF. I'm sure lots of white shit heads were asked why their shit headed little entitled shitlings were give extravagant gifts at such a young age as well. This is just one more reason to fucking HATE this mouth breathing tool bag.
Is it even possible for this assclown to have a picture taken without his mouth hanging open like his jaws are filled with stupidity?

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:20am.

Raul is sure Dip Shitty has taught his spawn the value of a dollar and the proper way the masturbate onto a pile of money. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:18am.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:42am.
How the FUCK is that a racist question?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:16am.

Christ on sale, spoiling your kid and turning them into an entitled asshole has no color issue attached to it...
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:12am.

Submitted by from athens on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:32am.
and i bet he underpays his employees and treats them like shit.

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Yup that is what I've heard. He's a nightmare to work for and he doesn't pay shit.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:12am.

How the FUCK is that a racist question?

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:10am.

Way to prove your ignorance (as if we didn't already know) by pulling the race card, you assclown.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:02am.

As long as the kid drives those cars responsibly -- i.e. no drugs, no booze -- I've got no problem with that. Although, it sounds like he's treating himself more than he's treating his kid.

Submitted by from athens on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:02am.

and i bet he underpays his employees and treats them like shit.

Submitted by Koopa on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:54am.

Diddy is the type of jackass who wears his sunglasses inside a nice restaurant. What else do you expect from this self- styled sex god.

He tells everyone his favourite movie is, of course, “Scarface”. However, Diddy really tries to base his life on “Caligula”

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:54am.

Jeebus, that is just fucking disgusting.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:54am.

Submitted by Helena on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:12am.

Doody is worth over $200 million. He ain't going anywhere. He was a producer long before he was a "rapper". He has restaurants, several clothing lines, and he licenses his name and image on several products, like Ciroc. He also gets huge personal appearance fees.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:53am.

Jeebus, that is just fucking disgusting.

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Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:53am.

I thought this child was the one that people suspected was the biological son of some r&b performer?

Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:47am.

That's not even a little true. "Sweet Sixteen" on MTV was built around just that premise. The show had a few different races. The one common denominator is the families were all trashy rich.

And I agree that Diddy's ego far, far outstrips his actual talent.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:50am.

Damn double post. This site is jacked today!

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:44am.

No amount of Diddly Squat's ill-gotten gains can erase the fact that he is a major douche of epic proportions. I despise this mouth-breather so much
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That car is drenched with the sweat, blood and tears of 112, Da Band, Day26, Dream, Danity Kane, Total, The LOX, Craig Mack, G Dep, Black Rob, Shyne, Mario Winanas, Faith Evans, Ma$e, Carl Thomas, Loon...

Who has Diddy not screwed over?

Submitted by Helena on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:42am.

Perhaps I'm ignorant, but I honestly have no idea what he does for a living. I know he sang some song once and was in a movie or two, but people don't wear Sean John anymore, do they?

How has he not had to declare bankruptcy? I wonder if he is heavily in debt or if he really just has that much cash lying around (I'm picturing Scrooge McDuck swimming in his personal bank vault filled with gold coins, getting some in his mouth, and then just elegantly spitting it out again like a magnificent water fountain).

The implication that it's racist to ask why he is teaching his son to value commodities above all things is absurd. I'm judging all of these rich bitches (mainly because I'm jealous, but that's really beside the point).

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I like boring things.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:41am.

Leave if to a f*cking mouf-breaver like P. Doody to bring race into a simple thing like buying his kid a car. Johnnie Cockranaway is down in Hell giving a big thumbs-up to this mess.

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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:40am.

yeah, simple tastes...btw, WTF DOES DIDDY DO? he's a shitty rapper, his clothing line is for pimp poseurs and JLo done left his ass for a scrawny, control-freak, but he gives his squirt kid cars that he'll probably never drive around in??