It's Good To Be Diddy's Son
If you were concerned that the current recession wasn't producing any spoiled bitches for the future, fear not! Diddy has it covered. Diddy has already fed the sleeping spoiled beast in his son Justin when he bought him a $300,000 Mercedes Maybach for this Sweet Sixteen last year. And now Diddy is fully awakening the beast by buying his now 17-year-old son a $390,000 Maybach limousine as a reward for making the honor roll. I can't wait to see Justin being driven around in a Maybach limo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I made the honor roll and my daddy bought me a car that costs more than your track home." Diddy explains to The Independent why he bought his son a car that costs more than Aubrey O'Day:
"Justin has turned himself around and is now an Honours student, which he wasn't before, so I wanted to treat him. It's a collector's car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes."
When Martin Bashir asked Diddy why he bought his son a Maybach last year, the question did not moisturize his good side. According to Popeater, Diddy responded with:
"The whole thing about giving a Maybach to my son, that's really like a racist question. You don't ask white people what they buy their kids. And they buy 'em Porsches and convertible Bentleys, and it ain't no question. It's really a racist question and put things back in perspective with money and the way that people still look at you.
Diddy works(?) hard(?) for the millions of dollars that pour into his gold bar vault every week, so he can do whatever the hell he wants with it. But maybe just maybe, Diddy bought his son a limousine, because he doesn't want Justin to get too good at using a stick shift. That way in about 25 years, Justin will have to ask a Hollywood Blvd. hooker for help when he can't drive his Lotus Esprit (because his first car was a limousine) and gets lost on his way to Beverly Hills. Justin will invite the hooker up to his penthouse suite at the Bev-Wil-Shir and to make a long story you already know shorter, they'll fall in love and become one on a fire escape in Hollywood. You know Diddy swoons in his loins every time Vivian says to Edward, "She rescued him right back." Diddy is such a fucking romantic.
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When I graduated from one of the top universities in the US, I didn't get a damn thing from my family. My present was finding a full-time job in a fucking depression. Diddy is disgusting and parents like him deserve to end up with spoiled, ungrateful brats who become druggies, alcoholics, womanizers, and all around pieces of shit who have to live off of their parents wealth for the rest of their lives. THIS IS WHY.
Race-baiting asshole.
Oh yeah, and he should be thankful that the media are still talking to him. What has he done lately?
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Nice Dad just pops into one of his (6 out-of-wedlock) kids' lives on occasion.
Maybe it's just me, but I'm getting a hint of the Donka Doo Ball Lady from Diddy's son...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfK53HBORY
Long lost mom? That bitch deserves a Maybach!
Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:15am.
White people drive 4 wheel drive SUVs!
Just look at the snow in front of my house
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That little boy has a funny shaped penis.
I am the owner of Maybach and I'm laughing all the way to the bank. To all the fools who have bought my cars - thanks!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 1:24pm.
This notion many people have that it's a good idea to give their children an endless supply of ridiculously expensive, over-the-top material possessions just because they can is destroying society. It breeds a sense of entitlement, arrogance, self-absorption to the exclusion of forming successful relationships; it robs children of the satisfaction of having earned something, of the delight of having waited for something and being rewarded, of the sense of accomplishment from achieving something on their own.
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I mean there are a slew of celebrity kids I can think of but Jason Davis and Casey Johnson pop instantly in my mind. Jason ended up a fat, entitled, cut off, heroin addicted asshole on Celeb rehab...who just got arrested for heroin the day after the reunion show. Casey Johnson ended up getting cut off after a life time of privilige and died as Tila Tequila's "wifey" in a squalid mansion.
When I made honor roll, my parents would temporarily suspend the beatings.
Yeah. I'm white and my white friends and I ALWAYS got new expensive cars when we made good grades or had a birthday. ::eyeroll::
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Buying a Maybach for a 17 year old is just fucking dumb. I can see if this was for just graduating college magna cum laude, little boy just made honor roll. Send his ass to Universal Studios for the weekend. Plus most of Puffy's money is from raping other artists, by adding an ad lib to a already great song and getting writing and producing credits for it.
When I was in elementary school, if you made the honor roll, you got a coupon for an individual-sized frozen pizza from Kroger. To this day, I will eat the hell out of those frozen pizzas.
Oh, and Diddy, guess what? Go fuck yourself.
Cunt, please when I (rarely) made the honor roll in high school my parents would give me a congrats, a hug and some Mcdonalds TOPS.
Plus, it's not like this kid is gonna need good grades to get into a good college. Daddy can just make some calls and then donate a new science ward.
"The legendary Antoine Dodson took to the stage looking like if Mushu from Mulan joined a TLC cover group as Chilli"-MK
Must be fucking nice. Here my company is dealing with furloughs and a paycut, yet this kid is getting everything under the sun? Does the "American Dream" still exist?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
You probably can't ask this guy shit without him claiming it's a racist question. Nope, Sean, it's a valid question. Why are you spoiling your kid with shit he doesn't need? Arrogant, entitled, talentless POS.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Diddy ain't sh*t..seriously, every person that he signs to his record label he uses for a hit song or two, probably steals their royalties and then they are never seen again (with the exception of Biggie who coincidently ended up dead).They either end up in prison (Shine), convert to Islam or Chritianity (Shine, Mase,Loon) or end up whoring themselves out(Aubrey O' Day), and that's only naming a few.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
I can't with this self-entitled asshole.
Anyone else think he had something to do with the Biggie Smalls case? (I heard last month they were reopening it)
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by Webberbear on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:38pm.
Although I did actually enjoy Diddy's performance in "Get Him To The Greek"...
[Cowardly jumps into nearest snowbank]
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*joins you in snowbank*
Me too.
Diddy's still an ignorant, mouth-breathing douche, though. And someone please tell Jonah Hill that he cannot carry a movie. Not even with Russell Brand.
This notion many people have that it's a good idea to give their children an endless supply of ridiculously expensive, over-the-top material possessions just because they can is destroying society. It breeds a sense of entitlement, arrogance, self-absorption to the exclusion of forming successful relationships; it robs children of the satisfaction of having earned something, of the delight of having waited for something and being rewarded, of the sense of accomplishment from achieving something on their own. Those experiences teach children confidence, self-control, appreciation, gratitude, humility, and, hopefully, compassion. Diddle's children are not going to develop any of these qualities, and they are going to grow up to be the very thing we do not need any more of: ASSHOLES. (See Lohan, above.)
ETA: Every person I have ever met who comes from money and has had everything handed to them from Day One is, at their core, incredibly unhappy. And it's because they have no sense of self, no mastery, no real self-esteem--they have never had to prove themselves, to test their mettle. They spend all their trust fund money on plastic surgery, Pilates memberships, nonstop vacations ( from what?) and luxury items. The luckier ones seek help, but the damage has already been done. This "special snowflake" or whatever it's being called--it has to stop. Unless you're a therapist, in which case, congratulations! Excellent career choice!
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He was no longer one of Vermont's Finest.
thats exactly what every highschooler needs. a limo, and a maybach. SO important for them growing up to be a responsible adult who gives something worthwhile to the community.
maybe he's going to start a carpool to school?? fanceh school bus
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Although I did actually enjoy Diddy's performance in "Get Him To The Greek"...
[Cowardly jumps into nearest snowbank]
What a fucking dumbass.
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Each and every one of his eleventy kids better have a jaw dropping amount of money in their trust funds since he's blowing mad money on bullshit.
Is he afraid that if he buys his kid a Ford like the father of the Menendez brothers that he'll get a shotgun blast to the face?
Heaven help this kid not be a monster.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Making the honor roll is serious business.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Oh please! Racist question, my ass!!! I'm white and other white folks asked me why I bought MYSELF a BMW when I was much younger. And growing up, if your parents bought you your own car, you were spoiled rotten - even if it was a fucking Yugo!
oh PLEASE with this racist shit already. People question him because he's known to buy extravagent junk and flaunt it with a carefree attitude...and he ain't too bright on top of that. So that equals disaster-MC Hammer style.
Dammit, I need to have a baby by P Diddy.
Fuck You, Diddy whatever the fuck your name is this week, you scum sucking slack jawed mouth breathing piece of shit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I guess a Maybach is consolation for being ugly and short.
Christian is Diddy's first born.
Quincy is Kim Porter's unibrowed son with Al B. Sure, who Diddy raised.
Christian is lucky that he inherited most of his mama's genes. His mom is the blond trick in the hot tub in the Notorious BIG song "Big Poppa"
forward to 2:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ27AM3RTv8
What? I did that for my Sims son too! Who wouldn't!?
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Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
Disgusting.
Bev-Wil-Shir. Teeheehee. "MAW??????"
Not Bev-Wil-Shir
it's
Reg-Bev-Wil - on a pizza box
My first car was a 15
yr old '65 Mustang convertible, a real babe magnet!
A. That's not even Diddy's son. That's Kim Porter's son with washed-up R&B singer Al B. Sure. Remember him?
B. Diddy is a mega douche who is only buying that kid a car to stroke his own overly-inflated ego. Words can barely express how much I loathe this MOUF-breathing tard.
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Douchechill!
"but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes."
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This fucking peassant fancies himself like the black Sinatra or something-look puff daddy or whatever your fucking name is-you annoy the fuck out of me -its time for you to sit somewhere where we dont have to hear from you which wont be hard because when was the last time you were relevant???
When was the last time you put out something like JayZ Empire Sate of Mind??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
He bought that car to stroke his own ego and for a topic of conversation.
My kids will be fucking lucky to share a car and pray they don't kill their first dates with carbon monoxide poisoning from the exhaust leak.
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:15am.
White people drive 4 wheel drive SUVs!
Just look at the snow in front of my house!
Funny pic!
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I used to be annoyed by Diddy's throwing money around but now I love it. Every ridiculously expensive party he throws, toy he buys, and investment he makes depletes his bank account because he hasn't had a real hit in years. I can't wait until this fucker is 65 years old and counting the days until his Social Security check comes because that's all the income he has left to depend on.
webpage not available twice in two days...idky. as for diddy...he obviously doesn't realize his irrelevancy.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:15am.
On the other hand, there are some wealthy people who manage to teach their children the value of a dollar
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True. For instance, as much as I think Donald Trump is a dickhead, I am amazed every time I watch Ivanka Trump speak, because the woman is very articulate, focused and intelligent, so he did a pretty damn good job raising [his kids]
*shoves snow down snowy's BRITCHES*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Would someone just serve this tool a nice, big cup of shut the fuck up?
Welcome back Jacko! We missed your stupid comments
As for Diddy, no matter what he buys that kid, lil Puffy is still gonna be an ugly lil fuck who only gets laid cuz of who his daddy is.
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:15am.
On the other hand, there are some wealthy people who manage to teach their children the value of a dollar, and don't feel the need to flaunt their net worth with every stitch of clothing, car, or piece of jewelry they purchase.
And those people are all white according to his theory
*reports self*
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Yes, some rich white people buy their children $400,000 cars for making the honor roll. Anyone who does this - black, white, whatever - is new money trash.
On the other hand, there are some wealthy people who manage to teach their children the value of a dollar, and don't feel the need to flaunt their net worth with every stitch of clothing, car, or piece of jewelry they purchase.
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White people drive 4 wheel drive SUVs!
Just look at the snow in front of my house!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A_jD8j3gRF4/S0P01jaTpPI/AAAAAAAAAFg/5RBGpbgPiN...
So....should Gabriel Aubrey buy Nahla a Mercedes Maybach,a Porsche or a convertible Bentley? I'm so confused!
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"Michael K is Nahla's baby daddy"-Halle Berry
He really is repugnant in every way imaginable. Unfortunately, his children are growing up with NO clue as to the value of a dollar or about the real world.
OMG snowy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH