Charlie Sheen Is Just Like Errol Flynn
Taking a break from his at-home rehab treatment, Charlie Sheen issued his first public statement and thanked his bosses at CBS for giving him a few weeks to try to curb his thirst for crack smoke and 21 and over juice.
“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say ‘thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support. And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’”
Very nice. But there's probably a hidden message somewhere in that statement begging ANYONE to please hide a porn flip book in his script, because Charlie must get vagina in some kind of medium!!!!!!! And Charlie really doesn't have to worry about putting his sword down. It's been dull for months and it couldn't cut the stray hair on a porn star's landing strip. What Charlie should really do is put down the suitcase of coke for a minute. It'd help his hernia too.
And while I was researching this highly important news story, I read this little piece of info on the Charlie Sheen of the Golden Age of Hollywood, Errol Flynn:
Flynn had a reputation for his womanizing, consumption of alcohol and brawling. His freewheeling, hedonistic lifestyle caught up with him in November 1942 when two under-age girls, Betty Hansen and Peggy Satterlee, accused him of statutory rape.[20] A group was organized to support Flynn, named the American Boys' Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn (ABCDEF); its members included William F. Buckley, Jr.
If you're interested, there's a sign up sheet for the American Boys' Club for the Defense of Charlie Sheen (ABCDEFULLOFSHIT) hanging on the wall in the back of 20-20 Video in Hollywood. Sadly, Charlie won't buy you a Bentley or repeatedly blow crack smoke in your face if you join.
via TVLine
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 1:27pm.
Errol Flynn was an icon, had talent, and did not beat up, shoot, hold knives to their throats, and generally hurt women, causing them to lock themselves in bathrooms out of fear
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No, but he was a nasty, drunk, mysogynistic asshole who had sex with young teenage girls.
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Il y créé l’émeute, sautant sur le canapé d’Oprah et hurlant son amour pour Katie. (Loser)
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:56am.
Hoo boy, you've seen nothing until you've read some of the comments on E! News.
We're all so judgmental, and Charlie Sheen is just a misunderstood, unique little snowflake. There's always gotta be at least one attention whore devil's advocate.
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I'd still hit it. It'd have to be safe sex, and I'd have to leave right afterwards so he didn't try to kill me, but I'd hit it. He still looks good and has the 'bad boy' thing going for him. Of course, he's only good for a one night stand - BECAUSE he's the bad boy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
He's no Errol Flynn, that's for damn sure. Flynn was a hot sexay piece, and there's nothing sexay about Charlie Sheen
Errol Flynn was an icon, had talent, and did not beat up, shoot, hold knives to their throats, and generally hurt women, causing them to lock themselves in bathrooms out of fear. Charlie is an asshole prick with questionable talent....trust, he is no Errol Flynn...just a spoiled, overpaid, ungrateful, piece of smelly shit that needs to be taken down a notch of 5,000.
The real racists are the self-righteous clowns who act offended about Mexicans, but ignore the exact same insult directed at Australians.
The real racists are the self-righteous clowns who act offended about Mexicans, but ignore the exact same insult directed at Australians.
The real racists are the self-righteous clowns who act offended about Mexicans, but ignore the exact same insult directed at Australians.
Submitted by Jack Handy on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 2:22am.
Charlie is a Mexican and that's OK because he shows you how Mexicans spend their money when they win the LOTTO.
I know this isn't a caption contest but it's true.
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i don't know about that. i've known a lot of mexicans who were absolutely precious and frugal and grounded and level headed. especially my landscapers. they are only about 4 feet tall, but damn are they fucking nice and precious. charlie sheen is spanish. not mexican or latino. mexicans are basically native americans with maybe a little bit of spanish mixed in (but many times not). same with south americans. cubans and puetro ricans can be a little bit of a jumbalaya spanish, black, native american and anglo. but not always. the mix can vary. native american is any indiginous person from the americas.
people have taken the racial thing so far that they have forgotten what race they are. there are only three world races: caucasian, negro, and mongoloid. europeans, mexicans, most latinos, native americans, muslims, far east indians, and upper africans (egypt, lybia, ect.) are considered caucasian. mongoloids are far east asians (japan, vietnam, china, cambodia, etc.) negro ancestry is pretty exclusive to most of africa.
but of course you have mixing which is most prevelant in the carribean.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Charlie is what? 40 something?
Martin's got to realize that Charlie's been an addict for well over 20 years and he cannot change him.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 10:59am.
Stan this is the message I get with your link
That's really wierd...well it's a lame pic anyways.
Are you in the U.S.?
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Charlie isn't mentally ill, he's just an asshole"
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Youve got that right but Id prefer not to have to hear anything about this asshole because Im bored with him to say the least...
His mommy and daddy are right about the in house treatment being ridiculous but hes gonna do it his way and until hes willing to not run the show so to speak I would leave him to his coke,hookers and jerking off...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
There was some dumbfuck on gawker saying that he admired Charlie's determination to live life on his own terms and not give a fuck what people think. (Hope it wasn't one of you beeshes!)
And I do think it's fucked up that Charlie's parents are trying to take over his shit. That doesn't sit well with me. In Britney's case, it made a bit of sense. Charlie isn't mentally ill, he's just an asshole. If I were a judge, I'd tell them to get into therapy and realize you can't change someone who doesn't want to change.
Flynn was neither a Nazi sympathizer nor a homosexual. But he was a heavy drinker who partied himself into an early grave and he did indeed like very young women (and women of all kinds).
Olivia DeHavilland, whom Flynn asked to marry and she declined (wisely), told a story of making The Adventures of Robin Hood when she discovered he was two-timing her and decided to get even. During the scene where he climbs up to Maid Marian's window, Olivia kept deliberately messing up the scene so that he would have to kiss her again and again and again. After several takes, Olivia said that Flynn definitely "had some trouble with his tights."
About Sheen, he's a trainwreck. No one can truly help him but himself. He's a 40-something-year old perpetual adolescent.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:45pm.
stan you link dont work
It still works for me and I was trying to reply last night but the site went down and then I just gave up. I was really trying to find a pic of some 1942 hookers but they all looked like Eva Braun!
Somebody really needs to make Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen happen.
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I heard the Chalie's parents (Martin and Janet) are trying to get a conservatorship over him to force him into real rehab. Marting relased a statement saying that Charlie's home rehab is a joke and they want him to get real help. Something that is hard to do when your son's got deep pockets like Charlie.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Yipeee! Back on line - still a bit slow. I was in the middle of a bitchy Blohan post - which I now can't remember - when the Dlister world crumbled. MK give any reasons?
Dear Chuck, I don't think Errol lost all his teeth..
(*HURLS at comparison of Charlie & Rhett Butler!)
Charlie is a Mexican and that's OK because he shows you how Mexicans spend their money when they win the LOTTO.
I know this isn't a caption contest but it's true.
Charlie is my el hero.
Poopele, Charlie Sheen's family came from Spain, making him European not Mexican, you mentally challenged cum-bucket.
MK tripped over the plug.
stan you link dont work
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Such a great year 1942! A time when men were men and women were...also men?
http://barista.media2.org/wp-content-apr2007/trannnies1942.jpg
Charlie Sheen has fans??? what? ahahahahahaa
Coma Caca!
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Stan this is the message I get with your link
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You don't have permission to access /wp-content-apr2007/trannnies1942.jpg on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
i wanna jump in on this argument so fucking bad but i'll just end up getting banned for about the 6th time in 4 years.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
I wub my gobbler
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:28pm
I saw that post on TMZ too - Zsa Zsa is not going out pretty. :(
Jana - of course it seemed harmless to you, you big pussied uncle pleaser. You don't know how truly stupid and pretentious you sound. ID rather be fat or mexican than be stupid enough to convince myself that a double master's degree is the same as a PhD and use that for my "I'm smarter than you" ego stroke.
Well, if you don't give a hoot for Charlie Sheen or Halle Berry it's just slim pickings everywhere. And there's reported audio tapes to play in the media for that divorce. What pigs.
I think Zsa Zsa will die tonight or tomorrow :-(
Back in the hospital coughing up blood.
Poopel whatever ur name is get educated on different races ok? Your comment is one of the dumbest most racist comment I have read in a while. I know a lot of australians and mexicans and have yet to have met the drug addict, drunk etc.., but what do I know? Right I guess lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are half mexicans right? because then the fucking world would make sense to you.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:25pm.
But Detective LaToya is on the case!
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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:50pm.
... Let there be hookers, let there be hookers... And midgets... Amen.
His brain truly is cracked.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 8:56pm.
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I think you mean provolone-why do you think this? Just curious. The styles are similarly offensive, but do you have any other proof?
Hi. Aside from what you mentioned, no.
But Detective LaToya is on the case!
MK You're better than a high school social studies class!! I had to go do wiki research about WFBjr and the early conservative movement, film history about Errol Flynn and wow. I just tried to explain all of the hilarious nuances of this post to my bf and he just stared at me blankly, shrugged, and went back to watching tv.
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I think Martin is half-Irish, on his alcoholic side. No, for reals, he is.
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Jana on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:04pm.
we all laugh about our origins, traditions and fathers....I wouldn't take that comment too personally. It seemed pretty harmless to me.
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Personally, I don't laugh at racist generalizations. Here's a comment you can take seriously-fuck off you stupid cunt.
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that's very funny, you fat bitch. Back at ya!
Don't pretend as if you were innocent and never made fun or something of another person.
FUCK YOU!
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Actually the Gestapo picked her up.
Yeah, Errol Flynn is not someone I would emulate, Chuck. He was a lush, he liked young girls and was a professional train wreck and overall nightmare to work with. Hmmm, on second thought...
Submitted by Jana on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:04pm.
we all laugh about our origins, traditions and fathers....I wouldn't take that comment too personally. It seemed pretty harmless to me.
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Personally, I don't laugh at racist generalizations. Here's a comment you can take seriously-fuck off you stupid cunt.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:50pm.
... Let there be hookers, let there be hookers... And midgets... Amen.
Charlie Sheen is a big fat nobody nothing and can we stop hearing about him?! He's such a worthless schmuck, enuff already! He doesn't even have anything going for himself and yet look at him, so full of himself! ICK!
we all laugh about our origins, traditions and fathers....I wouldn't take that comment too personally. It seemed pretty harmless to me.
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Actually the Gestapo picked her up.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 8:56pm.
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I think you mean provolone-why do you think this? Just curious. The styles are similarly offensive, but do you have any other proof?
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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:50pm.
... Let there be hookers, let there be hookers... And midgets... Amen.
Idiot racists can't even get their facts straight - Martin Sheen's parents were SPANISH, making him NOT Mexican.
Fucking dumbass needs to crawl back in the poop hole where he came from.
Submitted by poo on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
...and POOPELE, yeah, Charlie Sheen's "half-Mexican".
So's MK.
Now shut the fuck up and go away, m'kay?
Turd.
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IDK why this piece of shit poopele is allowed to post his/her disgusting comments-you'd think MK would have shut that kind of racist crap down. Don't talk to him/her/it, just report it.
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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:50pm.
... Let there be hookers, let there be hookers... And midgets... Amen.
Like most racists, Poopele feels very emboldened saying this shit on line, much like the KKK of old carrying out their shit while wearing hoods. And he's doubly cowardly because he's a person who posts here frequently under another name. He is fooling no one.
Poopele - I really think that Ted Williams avi is just plain unkind.
Mr Flynn also allegedly liked cock...which would explain a *lot* of Carlos's downward spiral and overcompensation.
...and POOPELE, yeah, Charlie Sheen's "half-Mexican".
So's MK.
Now shut the fuck up and go away, m'kay?
Turd.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
At least Flynn had some talent and used it to make some decent films.
Sheen's shitshow "Two-and-a-Half Men" won't be remembered six months after he drops dead of organ failure. Which, coincidentally, is likely to happen about six months from now.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08