Wednesday, February 2nd 2011
Brit Brit Is A Femme Fatale
More like "Femme Fartale" (sorry). Brit Brit is wearing a vest made of cockapoo fur and her weave was patched together using clumps of greasy wig hair found stuck in Kim Zolciak's drain, but I'm actually into the cover of her new album (which you know she pronounces "Fem-me Fart-tally"). It looks like the flier for a strip club that you'd find covered in cigarette ash and splashes of malt liquor on the sidewalk in Downtown Las Vegas. SOLD! Right?
And just so we're all clear, here's Wikipedia's definition of femme fatale:
A femme fatale (pronounced /ˌfɛm fəˈtæl/ or /ˌfɛm fəˈtɑːl/; French: [fam faˈtal], with all [a]'s) is a mysterious and seductive woman[1] whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations.
Yeah, I don't know if that describes our little Louisiana trailer park blossom, but it definitely describes her bowels relationship with her all-Frapp diet.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:57pm.
Unfortunately, that also anagrams into
" me fat female".
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O no you di-ENT!
Too funny.
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HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
You think they could have kept photoshopping up into the hair - why stop at the hairline? - too much like hard work?
As a side note I'm getting a bit fed up with all this bottled celeb stink.
How in hades does a weave get greasy???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
After her fans all bought her single up, the song was put before the masses, and they ain't buying, which is the reason it's not tanking.
She's done, and has been done for quite someday. It was cute when she was younger, but she's 30 years old now. That "no talent" thing, really caught up with her.
Time for the trailer park bimbo to get lost!
FLOP FATAL
People are idiots. Everyone is always going to hate on everything. To whomever wrote "Why can't she be like KK [assuming this means Kim Kardashian] and never leave the house without having it professionally done?" Please, aren't you the same people that virtually burn Kim at the steak for having too much work done and looking like an alien?! Find a fucking happy medium.
Submitted by the_shari-est on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 4:32pm.
All that photoshop and you can STILL see the "fuck off cruel world" in her eyes.
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Nuh-uh. All you're seeing in those eyes is "Durrr"
Don't give her so much credit, like the people who say she shaved her head bc she was tired of the attention. BS. Federline was telling her that a hair strand drug test would show she was on drugs and she'd get zero custody.
Who listens to her now? Kids don't anymore, and most people develop some taste by adulthood. Then again, who the hell is downloading the shit by Ke$hit and Shitty Katy Perry? Top 40 is doing nothing but convincing me to listen to only live, local music. I could even handle some earlier Rhianna, but her S&M song is so stupid I'm embarrassed for her.
All that photoshop and you can STILL see the "fuck off cruel world" in her eyes.
Hate her tunes but gotta say this new one is the WORST, sounds like my cat meowing into a fan...while sleeping.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
does she think we are that slow to not know this is her 7th album ?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
are we sure you dont say FEM-FAT ALL
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
bad cover but an UPGRADE from the 'Circus' album cover.
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It's really more of a painting than a picture.
Fatale was (Rocky and Bullwinkle) Natasha's last name. Which has nothing to do with anything.
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She probably thought that's what she looked like when she walked down the aisle as a bridesmaid.
At least I can tell this is Britney as of the last few years. Looks like an outtake from the "Blackout" cd. Just glad they didn't use a picture circa 1999. With all that said tho... I wish they'd think of something more unique.
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This looks like a cover of a SM hard porn flick. "Femme fatale" indeed.
She needs to give it up already. A cheeto eating, frappe guzzling hillbilly who can't raise her own kids.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 2:21pm.
that constant bleaching and hair pulling from extensions is why her hair looks like it has thinning and bald spots going on. you'd think a professional would tell her it's time to take a break from all that. although, I think her eating habits have a lot to do with her hair situation as well.
is it just me, but i find it hard to stare into her eyes for more than 10 seconds. *shivers*
Will she EVER go back to her natural hair color? Her natural light brown hair color hasn't seen the light of day since her first album but she she looks best with it. It is either bleach colored or generic box dark brown colored....why? She has a bazzillion dollars pay somebody to fix that shit.
Whether you love her or hate her you must admit that is some cheap ass looking cover art. Seriously most self distributed albums have better cover art.
Photo shop we see her in candid daily and she looks like a 50 yo. She is really crazy if she thinks she is a femme fatale more like fat femme. When I hear teh world femme fetale I think about Angelia Jolie not Britney .
photoshop is amazing. wonder what they could do to me.
Unfortunately, that also anagrams into
" me fat female".
I'm not a fan of her music and never been a fan of the things I've heard about her, but at what point do her handlers, especially her father, sit down and see this girl had made enough money to retire ten times over. This is incredibly sad. Being taken advantage of is one thing, being completely exploited is another.
Surely the record companies can find some new pop tart to make videos that MTV will never air?
Femme ennuyeuse, facile, or vénale might fit better.
"MK, honey this mess should have been under the file of The Photo Shop Awards."
I was just about to post the same thing. Has Britters ever looked like that?
femme fartele had me rolling....
okay ,I've been snowed in long enough!
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
After finally getting to see Vegas, MK & Few Words are spot on...which is sad for BritBrit.
Good Lord. That is one scary pic. Who are they trying to fool? Everybody knows that she looks nothing like that now.
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The flickers in Vegas got cuter girls on their cards than this hot mess.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
When you put 50lbs of slap on her she looks so much better. Why can't she be like KK and never leave the house without having it professionally done? I know stylists won't give her clothes because she's nasty, but I'm sure she can buy her own makeup and have someone do it.
Don't be fooled people the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz has better hair than Britney!
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this totally looks like an escort service ad in the damn yellow pages! where's Heidi Fleiss when you need her...
i am not about to outsource blame for Shitney by blaming the recording industry, she could have said no at any point.
Dumb cow is a grown ass person now and has no excuse. Except those excuses that an enabling fan base give her.
They try and continually try to make her a tragic figure and then comeback queen, really? The record companies have better things to spend money and time on. She is fully aware and responsible for her public image but yet shows no modesty or attempts to grow the fuck up.
Strip her of her children permanently, make her EARN all the shit back the old fashion way, by WORKING FOR IT.
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
So we're to assume they'll be uping her Meds when she goes out to promote the crapfest?
Our little bull necked zombie is gonna have to be nice and "mellow" when she does so she don't go a sceerin off the cussteemers.
they prolly meant "fetal" like batshit crazy rocking in the fetal position screaming out to Papa Spears 'are mah Velveeterz gritz readaaay ?? !!!'
After seeing those recent bridesmaid pics, I can only say that she should thank her lucky stars that photoshop came to be.
Ya'll are misdirecting your hate. Don't hate Britney Spears for this bullshit. Hate the record executives and the industry that gave us untalented, manufactured pop stars like her, Miley Cyrus, Keeshit, etc. Look, anyone in her position would have done the same. She eats it up and laughs all the way to the bank, knowing she can't sing, can barely dance and has absolutely no discernable musical ability.
Fuck the recording industry for shoving this shit down our throats.
Christ. Has she ever made a single decision on her own as an adult? I really do feel bad for her. Wasn't she diagnosed as bipolar?
to me this looks like she keeps recycling the same picture from 2000 in all her album covers and publicity shots...I do not even think they bother photshopping current photos...they just say "fuck it" and pick from the decade's old pile. It still blows my mind her music still sells enough to get her into the top 10...who the fuck buys her music nowadays? Chris Crocker or whatever that drag queen's name is...but now he is trying to sell his own.
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She's a stinky, ignorant swamp rat, but I'd take her ANY DAY over Lilo. Britters doesn't seem to have that manipulative, sleazy streak that Lilo has. Britters is a bumpkin and pretty harmless.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:30pm.
This is probably a stupid question, but I am going to ask anyways...are extensions bad for your hair?
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Your hair needs to be not jacked up to begin with, and I'm sure Britney's is in bad shape from coloring alone (let's not even get into what effects her eating and hygiene habits have on it). Then, if the extensions are too heavy, and the real hair is fragile, they can break the real hair all to hell.
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she looks pretty good in this pic, but that is because of the 16 hrs of photoshop. GF has lost her looks. We see that in candids every day.
It must suck beyond words to peak at age 22.
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Victim of love, I see your broken heart
You got your stories to tell
Victim of love, it's such an easy part
And you know how to play it so well
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aawwww... poor brit brit. i miss the Slave days.
i'm not sure she can ever get back to there.
although, i did like her last album *hides*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I LOVE BEING ENSNARED! what does that mean..exactly?
she looks like she is secretly smelling her armpit, and enjoying it
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they're still trying to market her as she was a decade ago. Please, step it up or step down.
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Actually the Gestapo picked her up.
I can't help it - I really like her post-crazy manufactured tunes - make me wanna dance~
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
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Nope, I can still smell her through the computer screen. And her cold, dead eyes make me want to run away screaming.
Ahahahhaaha!! Good one, Brit!
Oh, she wasn't joking :(
hahahahhaha SNOWY!!!
Extensions, if done correctly, really don't fuck your hair too much, her hair situation has been jacked up since she was a teen.
When I had them way back when, the DOME method, I had to them grow out a hideous haircut and had very minor breakage, my hair grew back awesome though and I loved the extensions, whole head set and my pony tail could have held a boat at the dock...
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"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".