Cee-Lo Really Hates Us

Gwyneth Paltrow sang in Country Strong, sang at the Country Music Awards, sang on Glee, sang on Saturday Night Live and now she's about to sing during the Grammy Awards on February 13th. Thanks to Fishstick's incessant need to kick our ears with her GOOP warble, 2011 is turning out to be the year of the mute button. And you can partly blame the Violet Beauregarde of soul for this.

After Fishy sang a scrubbed version of Cee-Lo's "Fuck You" on Glee, he asked her to record a new version of the song. There's a good chance they will performance that version on the Grammys with the help of a few Muppets. Cee-Lo tells People that he developed a bond (smells like pit cream, undertit butter, flax seed oil and ear drum tears) with Fishy after she told him she is "really feeling and appreciating what I had done artistically. That was awesome to come from her and feel her energy."

"Fuck You" used to be one of my favorite passive-aggressive songs to sing out in public whenever I needed to curse a trick out without cursing a trick out. If some asshole was talking too loud on his cell phone in line at the grocery store, you could start singing "FUCK YOU" and when he turned around to slap you in the mouth, you'd tell him that you were just trying to get Cee-Lo's song out of your head. A perfect excuse. But now I can't sing that mess without seeing Fishy's "Scream mask covered with rare organic beeswax" face mouthing the words "FUCK YOU" at me. "Fuck You" is supposed to only make a one way trip from my head to GOOPVILLE. And now it's going round trip! Fuck you for this, Cee-Lo!

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Gwyneth Paltrow • Why Are You Doing This To Us?

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 5:17pm.

What the hell did she do to her face? Strange.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 7:13pm.

Looks like the Chipmunk Cheeks Fairy has paid Goopy a visit.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:21am.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:40pm.

First we get stuck with her bad acting and now singing?

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:33pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:21am.
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Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:19pm.

Wish it seemed like she really moved to the UK

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:06pm.

Never heard the Ceelo song, either version, but why does Goop need help from him? Does she not live with a musician? I mean yeah he's Chris Martin but btich your husband makes music for a living!

Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:01pm.

What a funny pair. She's tall and sharp and sticklike and angular, and he's squat and squishy and bulbous and round.

And she does NOT look like herself in the face anymore. CRIPES.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:59pm.

I really don't understand the Gwyneth hate, a really, really, really don't get it. Sure she is pretentious and all but she is also successful and good at her job and has been in the top tier of her profession for about 10 years, most people in fitting that description are pretentious.

Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:48pm.

I don't get why Cee-lo gave his song to Glee, and I am a Glee fan. But I am really disappointed he is doing this with Gwyneth.

Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 12:36pm.

no seriously though....whyyyy is the coldplay dude still married to that lady??? i dont get itttt

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:50am.

Damn look at the face! HE is ony UGLY MF.

AS for Paltrow, juts like every other post on her my comment remains the same, CUNT.

Submitted by Courtney Love on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:47am.

Cee-lo's totally gay, right?

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:24am.

Cee Lo's Fuck You has jumped the shark. Never knew a song could even sink so low.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:19am.

What da FOCK did she do to her FACE?! Doesn't look like just botox to me. Almost like she had a browlift and cheek implants or somethin'. Weird. You're looking a little too Kabuki, bitch.

Submitted by sushi on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:49am.

Never thought this wench was beautiful.
Very vanilla bland. But I love how she has fucked up that face and now looks jokerish.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:46am.

Sell out!! I'm talking to you Mr. Green. Yeah, you. Fuck you.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:46am.

There's a cashier at my supermarket who looks just like Cee-Lo. It's a little confusing when I see either one of them, because I forget who I'm looking at.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:43am.

O Cee-Lo. Fuck you.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:40am.

I hate GOOP's version of "Fuck You." I always skip the song whenever it comes on my iTunes playlist. FU, Gwen.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:38am.

I'm surprised a rapper is showing so much soidarity for an uber rich skinny uptight white woman.

She was recently quoted as saying he was 'gorgeous'/. Strange seeing as he is obese and odd looking.

Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:20am.

I wonder what she's gonna think of herself when she's old as dust, ...I mean cmon she's just trying to re-capture some fame with these new ventures (shes fucking insane).....LAAAAAAME

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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:09am.

Nice of Cee-Lo to try to give GOOPY street cred but all it did was take him down for me. We already saw her do it on Glee but I'm sick of them teaming up for this song every time I turn around.

*deletes "Fuck You" from playlist*

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:56am.

She is almost unrecognizable.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:51am.

hums to self while cooking garbage

♪♪ GOOOOOOPIINNNN .. on a Sunday afternoon ♪♪

Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:49am.

the violet beauregarde of soul...snicker.

i love "crazy," but don't really know any other cee lo. saw a bit of the video for fuck you on youtube. not stuck in my head. where do people hear that song? do they play it on top 40 all bleeped up?

Submitted by cripbabe on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:48am.

why the fuck did he wanna go and mess up his fabulous song by involving her - and is it my imagination or has this bitch hired new agents or publicists? we were spared of her for several years, but now it seems like I can't click a link or turn a page without seeing her name. obviously this is all Chris Martin's fault.

Submitted by Angry Old Man on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:48am.

He's opening for Prince Monday night and I sure hope she doesn't tag along.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:45am.

Speaking of SNL musical guests (kind of on topic), who else loved Nicki Minaj as the Bride of Frankenstein? I had my knives out, sharpening them, and wouldn't you know, that crazy bitch made me laugh! She looked at the cue cards less than the other actors.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:43am.

Submitted by letinstar: "I thought fishy was an ACTRESS! why are we being punished with her singing?"

She has to lord her superiority over the commoners. She's good at EVERYTHING. She's Martha Stewart Jr. (I do love Martha, though)

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:37am.

In 5 years' time Paltrow will look exactly like Nicolette Sheridan. The transformation has already begun.

So much for that "organic" bullshit she touts about incessantly.

Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:34am.

oh, and i thought all along that cee-lo was a girl.

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Submitted by toni on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:32am.

What the hell happened to her face? I think she made a trip to Madge's surgeon.

Submitted by warmislandsun on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:32am.

Oh, Cee Lo, I used to love you..............

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:29am.

*side eyes the Grammys*

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:29am.

He likes fishdicks

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:29am.

I was so angry I double posted this.

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:28am.

Yes. Fuck You Fishsticked.....stop singing and torturing us. Go get laid or something..

Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:27am.

all i can say is, her PR team is worth every cent. we cannot get away from her!

my only consolation is knowing she has an unhappy marriage.

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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:27am.

I TOLD YOU TO GO DIE IN A DAMN GREASE FIRE YOU STOOPID HOITY TOITY KUNT

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:27am.

I've never heard the Cee-Lo song.

Fishy's hair looks like shit, too.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:25am.

I thought fishy was an ACTRESS! why are we being punished with her singing?
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:24am.

What M.E. said.

And Her hair is OVAH!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:17am.

Why doesn't she duet with the musical genius she shares a home with?

Submitted by JBL on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:17am.

Goop Warble! hahahaaa love that.

She's got that madonna look going on in the face and it's not working for either of them.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:17am.

DWM: shhh I don't hate her either

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