Piss Happens.
Vivica Fox was just strolling through LAX the other day when the paparazzi caught her after an accidental crotch leak. I don't know how it happened, but it happens to all of us (just nod your head "yes" for Vivica's sake). Sometimes you're so drunk and full of lazy that you can't even bothering shaking the excess out at the urinal, so you put it back in and sit down. But as soon as you sit down, it spurts out like a newly turned on garden hose and you've got a fucking tribute to Fergie on your crotch. IT HAPPENS (keep nodding). Sometimes you fall asleep on the plane, and the tricky ho next to you who is forever a 13-year-old girl at a slumber party decides to stick your hand in cup full of lukewarm water and BOOM. You've had an accident. IT HAPPENS (keep nodding, you can send me your chiropractor bill later).
Maybe it's not even piss. Maybe Vivica is on her way to the TSA checkpoint and her vagina is sweating just thinking about the stress it's about to go through. Or maybe Viv spotted a particularly luscious lace front in a store window and it put a little cream on her pie. IT HAPPENS!
And I love that Vivica just keeps on struttin' her ass even though you know her crotch is sloshing like Wellies in wet snow. Who cares Vivica! Keep struttin'!
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its just sweat!
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:54pm.
UGH!!! There's no excuse to not properly wipe yourself or pee yourself (unless you had a human slide through there, then of course you're gonna pee a little when you laugh). Ick. Nast.
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Unless you had a human slide through there? Kegels. Surgery. See doctor.
Wow, lots of FOV (Fear of Vagina) on parade today. Dunno what Viveca's going on but as the owner of a vag I get pretty tired of all the talk of how they're "gross" or diseased or old or whatever. Just saying.
Fucking that hot fiance of hers has caused her to spring a leak.
*tossing laptop out the window*
LOL.. well just as I was beginning to think this site was suckin big time, along comes this masterpiece of blogging.. had me ROFLPIMP ing.
That is just gross.
dude, that is straight up crotch sweat. I sweat down there sometimes - my husband calls it "swamp ass" when it happens to the male persuasion. Seriously - sometimes in the HOTTEST of conditions, like disney world on july and you have to sprint make a ride or something - I can imagine sweat like that - but damn, not on a plane? BUt thin about it. She's probably sitting in the same position for 2 hours, legs crossed, and the temp and the hotness and those jeans just couldn't take it!
I can't believe this is ANOTHER side effect of meno. Why do us ladies go through SO MUCH!?
Awww, she's perimenopausal. Same thing is happening to my mom (age 50) right now. We shouldn't mock her crotch sweat, poor thing. By the time I go though this crap, I'll have been menstruating for nearly FORTY YEARS. Being a woman is tough as shit, yo.
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Is she a mom? If so then she probably peed her pants. You'd have to have an unbelievably sweaty crotch for it to show through like that, through jeans! I'm a mom and I really enjoy the soft, warm drizzle that follows a sneeze, running, walking out into the cold. Sometimes I'm fine for weeks and other times it just starts going for no apparent reason, I am so sick of pissing myself!
Unfortunately, crotch sweat is a daily occurrence for me. (if anyone knows of any good solutions, let me know.) However,,,,,I know that if I am going to be wearing leggings that I need to wear a tunic top that covers the labia. But then again, every time I fly, I not only sweat - I also manage to spill a drink in my crotch. Either way, I'm completely fucked. So I never wear something that exposes the cooch. ....sigh.....FML
Oh no. This will be as bad as Fergie's pee pants pic.
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Another possibility: jean cream. As in, that hawt guy made me 'cream my jeans.' Sex juice. In your 30s & 40s, there's no stoppin it. Panty liners highly recommended.
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I think it's either crotch sweat or she laughed/sneezed without enough control. Maybe she went the whole flight wearing that ugly-ass sweater and just got too hot. It happens!
And I agree with the dude's comment prior to this one--I think leggings (and other controversially stylish items) look good on skinny girls. For other women, I think you have to carefully plan around them or just not wear them at all. The other day I was walking to class and saw some curvy girl-woman wearing a pair that were so damn thin (in texture, not so much transparent) they just looked like rayon tights or something.
You are turning into a major prick, MK. Bitch.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:21pm.
Those nasty leggings are just the grossest. Lohan, person above (even without whatever the hell is going on), etc. look disgusting in them. I cannot believe that fashion trend is something that caught on with ANYONE.
I actually kinda like them on skinny women, it seems to be the trend in Manhattan. This picture however with the peepee sweat/urine is just gross.
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. He's overnighting Vi some wipes for her concha.
Wasn't she bragging recently about how fertile she is? Maybe she thinks her crotchsweat is a sign of fertility.
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Submitted by GingeMinge on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 11:35pm.
She just got back from a Yourapeein holiday.
I know I'm 12 but that's funny.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 11:40pm.
And her crotch critters are hopped up like tiny Charlie Sheens from her secret cave of Bolivian delight.
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Submitted by Falmouth on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:47pm.
Paris would need Ty-D-Bol.
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Bleach mixed with ammonia. LOL Or RAID or Drano Industrial Strength.
Srsly, I think even if you hosed her cooch with *napalm*, her crotch critters would laugh and say "That all you got?"
She just got back from a Yourapeein holiday.
I go with menopause crotch sweats. I'm 44 and have never had sweat issues. Until this year. I look like a hormonal 13 yr old boy after seeing his first titty. Shit breaks out like you are about to spontaneously combust. It ain't fun.
ladies that right there is the sign of menopause...shes like 48 right??
i dont think its pee...its sweat...
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UGH!!! There's no excuse to not properly wipe yourself or pee yourself (unless you had a human slide through there, then of course you're gonna pee a little when you laugh). Ick. Nast.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:47pm.
Paris would need Ty-D-Bol.
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"Mary can be such a child. She thinks if you put a toy down it'll still be sitting there when you want to play with it again."
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:27pm.
...LYSOL disinfectant was marketed as a Douche!
It was also understood to work as a birth control after sex by killing sperm, but shhhh...that part was never advertised.
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Lol! I found one:
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/raim0007/gwss3307_fall2007/1950s%20lysol.jpg
Holy shit, that would burn. I do kind of hope that Lysol was still bright blue back then.
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Holy shit is RIGHT. "Lysol cleanses the vaginal canal even in the presence of mucous matter." They weren't even tryna be subtle.
YOU NEED TO RINSE YOUR COOCH WITH LYSOL, IT KILLS EVERYTHANG.
Hey Paris Hilton should do commercials for Lysol, no? That would be the perfect pairing of celebrity with product, and they'd prolly give her lots of Lysol for free. WIN!
Submitted by Sassyfras on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:31pm.
If you think Vinegar and water is bad, look up some of the Ads from the 20's, 30's, and 40's when LYSOL disinfectant was marketed as a Douche!
It was also understood to work as a birth control after sex by killing sperm, but shhhh...that part was never advertised.
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LYSOL?!?! In your... Oh SHIT that is jus' RONG.
(whispering) does it really work as birf control?
Maybe the whey finally escaped the curds?
I know. Gross right? I just grossed myself out too. bleh
Totally crotch sweat combined with peepee moistness.
Her whole ensemble is gross.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:14pm.
I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen camel toe sweat.
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Dee, Labia fold sweat is no joke
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I almost spit out my drink at this exchange. You two should do some sort of public service announcement. =D
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Datura, I'm so glad we could help. If even one person learns from our exchange (of bodily fluids) then our job here is done.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:00pm.
I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen camel toe sweat.
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Dee, Labia fold sweat is no joke
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I almost spit out my drink at this exchange. You two should do some sort of public service announcement. =D
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:02pm.
For serious. I wonder how Ice-T copes with CoCo's chocha flap sweat on a daily basis?
GF looks a mess, with or without the crotch sweat.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 10:00pm.
I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen camel toe sweat.
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Dee, Labia fold sweat is no joke.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen camel toe sweat.
Yeast infection with legs
Yeast infection with legs
I'm a lot more concerned about the way she's dressed than the peepee stain. What poor choices. Bad colors, bad textures, bad cut, bad fit, super-ugly bright yellow luggage mixed with super-stupid cliché LV luggage, and a hideous pair of boots I'm certain she stole from my mom's closet in 1981. (My mom looked hot in them.) Larry David is nice enough to have her on his show for an entire season, and this is what she does with the money?
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Submitted by Sassyfras on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:18pm
LOLOLOL vinegar and water douche!! Do they still even have those things? That CAN'T be good for your cooter, filling it up with vinegar, FFS. Why not throw some oil and have salad dressing with your tossed salad?
And when exactly would one need the extra-strength version? After the weekly church gangbang, I am guessing.
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If you think Vinegar and water is bad, look up some of the Ads from the 20's, 30's, and 40's when LYSOL disinfectant was marketed as a Douche!
It was also understood to work as a birth control after sex by killing sperm, but shhhh...that part was never advertised.
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Lol! I found one:
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/raim0007/gwss3307_fall2007/1950s%20lysol.jpg
Holy shit, that would burn. I do kind of hope that Lysol was still bright blue back then.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I always try to warn the homos or prudes at my gym not to sit on anything i've just gotten off if they dont want to get 3rd degree burns and wet spots on their queer balls or cracked dry up holes!!
Those nasty leggings are just the grossest. Lohan, person above (even without whatever the hell is going on), etc. look disgusting in them. I cannot believe that fashion trend is something that caught on with ANYONE.
Reading the comments to the fam...lofl.
But am shocked over the lysol douche. ...the hell?
Howevs my son knows about this from Margaret..not Lucy...on Boardwalk Empire. She got the pamphlet from her church. Omg.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Oh crotch sweat. Bitch probably sat with her legs crossed the ENTIRE flight and ended up looking like she pissed herself.
I thought she was Da Brat.
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That shit is nice. -MK
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:15pm.
I'd be more concerned about the giant camel toe.
Seriously. That thing is cavernous and the crotch-seam in her pants is practically giving her a gynecological exam for the whole "Pap Smearrazzi" to point and flash.
Air that thang out, girlllllll!
Eeeeeeeeew
I don't know if anyone remembers this, but on SNL several years ago, three of the girls, including Kristin Whiig, did an aerobics segment wearing leotards and tights, and Kristin's crotch was so wet it looked like she had just had an orgasm!
The censors put a little white bubble on it and followed it around, but you could still see.
I remember thinking that the after party was not going to be a pleasant experience for her...
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OMG Sucky!! I should have known better. I'll never eat pancakes again... *huah, huah*
OT Vivica honey, tunics are your friend. Totally second IF's "elephant toe" comment. Put. It. AWAY.
Gross. Not as bad as fug fergie with it dripping down her legs.
plane crotch.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:18pm
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LOLOLOL vinegar and water douche!! Do they still even have those things?
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