Kristen Stewart As Lois Lane?
Hasn't Margot Kidder been through enough?! I'm already cringing at the news that Kristen Stewart may play Snow White (more like Weed Green) on screen, and now here's a rumor that she's just one of the names being thrown around as a possibility for the role of Lois Lane. Shut everything down, so this doesn't get to Margot Kidder!
Zack Snyder has already found a hot piece to stuff into Superman's Spandex jeggings, and now he's focused on finding the perfect Lois Lane who will hopefully have better hair than the sad mousy mop of dried shit string that was on Kate Bosworth's head.
What's Playing says that Anne Hathaway was offered the role, but she pushed it off her table in order to play Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises. Since Zack's first choice isn't into that shit, he's auditioning almost every young trick who's been on the cover of Elle, Cosmo, Vogue or whatever in the past month including Malin Akerman, Rachel McAdams, Jessica Biel, Dianna Agron, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and KRISTEN STEWART!
This rumor must have originated in the brain of a Twihard before spreading all over the Internet. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Superman ever dropped Lois Lane midair, because he could no longer take looking down and seeing her face twitch like she's getting an enema in slow motion. Kryptonite is supposed to be Superman's only deadly weakness. Unless, details got mixed up and Kristen is REALLY in talks to play a piece of Kryptonite. Now that I can see.
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Already had to watch this stupid ho draped all ove R-Patz, and now I am gong to be subjected to the sight of her twitching and lip chewing all over Henry Cavill? Hell to the NO! Sharpen my shank someone, bitch is getting beat down.
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Blerg. Margot Kidder sucked as Lois Lane and so would KStew.
Is Eva Green busy?
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:11pm.
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Not another franchise for this wooden bitch. This stupid cunt hates the paps and the life so much, yet she can't keep her ugly mug off our screens?
I knew this remake would suck but damn throw her in and all I see is BOMB.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:08pm.
I guess the new storyline has Lois and Jimmy getting stoned in the alley behind the Planet.
I think Rachel McAdams would be an awesome Lois Lane. I really liked Kidder and even Teri Hatcher was pretty good even though Lois & Clark's Lois could be a little airheaded.
I liked Margot Kidder also. The Superman story is soooo old already. I don't see how anyone would want to see another remake.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:08pm.
I guess the new storyline has Lois and Jimmy getting stoned in the alley behind the Planet.
Haaaaaa
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:06pm.
Why not Michelle in the Obama biopic?
Ahahahah that made me spit water all over my keyboard. That's right, water. Not coffee, not even fancy mineralized, polarized, anazlied bottled water. Plain tap water. I'm real 9lame) like that.
Anna Hathaway would have been perfect for the role.
-Emily Blunt (Great in wild Target, an awesome british black comedy that nobody watched)
-Mary elizabeth Winstead or sister in Chuck.
- cobie Smulders because who doesn't love robin Scherbatsky?
- And of course Rachel McAdams
I really hate it when they cast actresses that need to dye their hair for iconic roles etc. Anna Paquin (whom I love)as sookie. As if HW doesn't have enough brunettes or interchangeable blondes.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded
I guess the new storyline has Lois and Jimmy getting stoned in the alley behind the Planet.
I think Rachel McAdams would be an awesome Lois Lane. I really liked Kidder and even Teri Hatcher was pretty good even though Lois & Clark's Lois could be a little airheaded.
Twilight was a big hit because it was Twilight, not cause of KStew. She. Cannot. ACT. She does the same thing in everything I've seen her in (granted it was three things, including the first two Twilights but still).
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THE FUCK!? So just because she puts emo teen butts in seats, she gets high profile jobs!? *huff*
I think Emily Blunt would make a great Lois Lane.
I'm probably the one one who thinks that...
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Kristen Stewart = Lois LAME
How Superman storylines can there be left in the world?
Why are these people tripping over themselves to give KStew jobs? SHE CAN'T ACT. She puts tween butts on chairs right now, yes, but we all know tweens have the attention span of a house fly and in two years when the Twilight movies are dunzo no one's gonna know who she is anymore.
Having said that, with the exception of one or two names in that list of other actresses, it sounds like a solid group of people, even though KNOCK KNOCK, Superman sucks.
HOW MANY GDAM SUPERMAN MOVIES CAN THEY FKING SHIT OUT
ITS LIKE A DAMN YEAST INFECTION FOR THE EYES
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Why ruin a movie like this? She can't freaking act. We Dlisters can't be the only people who know that.
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
This bitch isn't even in the top 20 good young actress in Hollywood. Why is she getting all these auditions?
I don't believe this shit. I think this is her publicist working overtime, keeping her name out there.
It is bad enough that they are re-making a franchaise that needs NO REMAKE, but then they put this bitch in the role?
Poor Henry Cavill. He's too good for this.
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The new Superman movie = yawnfest
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Nice cut and paste job M.K., you should work for the Lardassians....same thing...
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Quite frankly, Lois Lane is the one part I would let this ho play. Margot Kidder gave that character way too much spice. It was fucking distracting.
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Emily Blunt would be a good Lois Lane. AND she can act.
Submitted by gmrjr59 on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:27pm
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I'd watch the new superman once it hit netflix (Henry Cavill is yummy) but no way, no how would I even watch for free if Kstew is in it. Wouldn't watch The Runaways cause of her ugly mug either and non-acting either.
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Ok, I have to admit that I love me some KStew, but bitch can't act for shit. I actually feel sorry for her cos she had no idea how big that fucking Twilight franchise was before signing up and now she's stuck with it for life.
But for serious, she needs to stick to playing herself in indie movies and stop ruining what might potentially be some good shit. And by that I don't mean this Superman remake - because by default it's going to suck. I mean it's a Superman Remake.
Come the fuck on.
Kristen Stewart? She belongs in Indie world. Film people watch because they are unusual. As for Superman they totally blew it by not hiring Tom Welling and bringing Erica Durance along too.
The only thing this movie could have is eye candy. So Olivia Wilde, Jordana Brewster, Marisa Tomei,Alison Lohman, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Green, Rachel Weisz,Elizabeth Banks, Kate Beckinsale, Sasha Grey, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Green, Eliza Dushku, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kristin Kreuk, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Miranda Kerr, Famke Janssen, Jennifer Connelly, Brooke Burke, Leighton Meester, Emily Vancamp, Felicia Day, Audrina Patridge, Rachel Nichols, Minka Kelly, January Jones, would be my choices. Oh look more than one and some can even act.
How is it that she's getting so many jobs? I know it's because the Twilight movies were huge but SHE is NOT the reason people flocked to see them. They liked the books and they would have seen them if any other group of actors were playing those roles.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:02pm
I like Kate Mara. She's cute, but I can't see her as Lois.
Kristen Stewart must have made a deal with an agent devil because I don't see what's so special about her kentucky fried looks, like one of those girls on MTV's teen mom. You dont have to be pretty to be an actress/just like you don't have to be pretty to get knocked up apparently..
STOP PLEASE with all the remakes, sequels, comic-based and novel-based adaptations already! Isn't there a single original thought floating about in Hollywood???
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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Not another franchise for this wooden bitch. This stupid cunt hates the paps and the life so much, yet she can't keep her ugly mug off our screens?
I knew this remake would suck but damn throw her in and all I see is BOMB.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:52pm.
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and you're right, i noticed the choker just as i finished posting! i would probably dress like that fairly often if i could. some combination of vivienne westwood, rick owens and vintage 40's.
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GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:52pm.
Stop it, Hollywood. Stop putting KStew in movies. At this rate, you might as well start charging people for tickets to watch semen dry.
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Very well said, nothing to add.
Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:48pm.
I don't understand why Jessica Biel and her mouth of Doom would be considered for this.
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I am so sick to death of these remakes that I have no plans on seeing it one way or another. But, I am tired of this ungrateful bitch getting work. People would kill to have her life but yet she walks about looking like a sour puss acting like she has it so damn hard. Bitch gtfooh.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:44pm.
other than loving Lois Lane's shoes, i don't care.
oh, i dig the suit, too.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Stop it, Hollywood. Stop putting KStew in movies. At this rate, you might as well start charging people for tickets to watch semen dry.
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Submitted by Bella on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:00pm.
Who cares... were any of you actually planning to see this film?
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yeah, I was going to post a snarky comment until I read yours...then I had to agree, with a "meh". Let them keep choking that superhero chicken.
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I don't understand why Jessica Biel and her mouth of Doom would be considered for this.
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Oooooooh, Mary Elizabeth Winstead is from Scott Pilgrim and Death Proof. Got it. She's super cute. And a North Carolinian! I'd vote for her, sure, why not?
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I like boring things.
other than loving Lois Lane's shoes, i don't care.
oh, i dig the suit, too.
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Gawd, another Superman cast? The world is officially out of new ideas!
My husband is in LURVE with Anne Hathaway. I like her just fine, but I certainly don't desire seeing her naked, so I don't fully understand his obsession. Looking forward to see her play a bad girl in Batman, for sure. After that, well, ask me again about my wanting to see her naked.
I think Malin Akerman and Rachel McAdams would be great choices for the Superman reboot (I'm sick of that word), but Jessica Biel and Dianna Agron both get on my nerves, who is Mary Elizabeth Winstead?, and Kristen Stewart to stick to playing a stoner brat in indie flicks. Irk!
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I like boring things.
Checks tags for the 'who cares news' one. Cannot stand the whole Superman thing.
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It's exactly two months too early for April Fools Day, Michael K. Don't scare me like that!
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If they are going down this road why not zac effron and vanessa hudgins as superman and lois?
Bring back Margot's ass. She's bi-polar, she's not dead.
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Submitted by Bella on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:00pm.
Who cares... were any of you actually planning to see this film?
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Well, when you put it like THAT...
So with this mess, Batman #84, Underworld #66, Fantastic 4 Re-reboot, XMen: Before the Primordial Ooze, etc, and that boring-ass VF cover a few posts back, lazy-ass HW has officially ran out of ideas and actors.
Somebody declare them dead and call the time.
I would, but I'm too bored by the whole thing.
that picture is the most that i've seen her emote EVER.
STOP PLEASE with all the remakes, sequels, comic-based and novel-based adaptations already! Isn't there a single original thought floating about in Hollywood???
All of those choices are boring and middle-of-the-road (as is Superman in general IMHO).
It's kind of annoying that they're scewing so young for this movie. Superman guy doesn't look like he's older than 22 and Kristen Stewart looks like a 14-year-old pissed off tomboy. Maybe they can hire Justin Beiber to be Lex Luther.
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Who cares, indeed.
And the sole item on this mouth breather's work chit should be orthodontics, as it literally can't seem to close its mouth. EVER.
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maybe if Lois Lane was a comatose lezbo.
Stop hiring her. She brings nothing to any role she plays.
I really think the Cobie Smulders would be PERFECT for Lois Lane, she has the looks and the talent to pull it over. She would be great next girl the tradition of Margot Kidder and Teri Hatcher.
It is too bad Anne Hathaway turned it down, she is a much better fit for Lois Lane than Catwoman