Kelly Bundy Is A Mom!
Didn't it feel like Christina Applegate's knocked up period lasted longer than the entire run of Samantha Who? (RIP Samantha Who?)? But the time finally came. Christina's coochie did the Bundy Bounce and pushed out a baby daughter in Los Angeles last Thursday! Unfortunately, Christina didn't name her kid "The New Allante" and I doubt she'll dress her baby up in a leopard mini-skirt and a leather jacket when they pose for the cover of People Magazine in a few weeks. If only Kelly Bundy was a real person!
Christina actually gave her baby a normal name that doesn't sound like a scent at Bath and Body Works or a character from a third-tier 1980s cartoon. The details from People:
"Actress Christina Applegate and fiancé, musician Martyn LeNoble, welcomed daughter Sadie Grace LeNoble on Thursday, Jan. 27, 2011, in Los Angeles," the spokesperson said in a statement. "Mother and daughter are doing great."Adds someone close to the proud parents: "She's a beautiful little girl, and they are so happy and in love with her."
Just once, just once, I'd like to read a celebrity say some shit like, "Eh, she seems alright, but she's kind of bitchy." Kelly Bundy would've said that.
And Christina's dude kind of has a Christopher Walken quality to him. You don't know whether he wants to shoot you in the eyeball, molest your nipples or take you by the hand and gracefully dip you before licking your teeth.
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awwww, congrats to them! I've heard she's very nice in person.
Kissing you is not what I had planned
And now I'm not so sure just where I stand
I wasn't looking for true love
But now you're looking at me
You're the only one I can think of
You're the only one I see
All I need
Is just a little more time
To be sure of what I feel
Is it all in my mind
Cause it seems so hard to believe
That you're all I need....
Congrats, Cristina and Jack!
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1f8ea62f7e/prenatal-pole-dancing-dvd?re...
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"I can't see my fuckin ladyparts anymore"
"plus, the cold pole feels good on my roids"
She's ace. Loved her funny or die take on preggo pole dancing "seducedance" too.
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Good for her. Hope she is happy.
Love this girl and I'm really happy for her.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
HOW does a cute, funny show like Samantha Who get cut but bullshit like Survivor and American Idol last forever?!
That was a great show and she was great in it!
(Eek now I can't get past the Christopher Walken similarity...)
I like Christina, and feel bad about her past health problems. That said... is it my imagination, or was she an out lesbian not that long ago?
Sadie Grace is better than Pilot Inspektor!I'm glad you were able to get better and have a babeh xtina. Now put the cigarettes down and back away slowly.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I've always liked this ho - congrats on the baby and being in remission.
Her baby daddy looks like her brother! Eww....
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Sadie and Grace are overplayed. Besides when I think of Sadie I think of Sadie Frost.
Now I get it! The husband reminds me of Erasure's Andy Bell!
I love Kelly Bundy and Christina Applegate too! I'm very happy for her and her hot, yet weird, piece. And SADIE LENOBLE? All the best to the little porn star-named girl!
Submitted by fancybeth on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 12:00pm.
Um, she went through radiation therapy for cancer and had a double mastectomy. It's kind of fucked up to criticize her for "looking old" or
"waiting too long to have a baby" as some of you are doing.
I'm happy for her, and I'm glad she's alive
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You got me. I'm fucked up. (*applies star*)
Didn't know about the cancer stuff until now (after I posted), but whatever it was that caused the dramatic difference, it has taken a Kathleen Turner effect on her.
Maybe it wasn't recreational drugs/drug abuse but the effects of the stress and drugs to combat her illnesses.
What's her husband's excuse?
I did wonder about her tits, as they used to be so round and full, now I get it. OOPSY.
Allow me to join the ranks of greatness, just for a breif non-fucked up moment, to wish her and her baby a long happy life.
She's going to have a hysterectomy eventually, because when they found the breast cancer, they also found she had the gene for high cervical cancer risk. I heard her state in an interview that after a child or two, she'd do the surgery. I wish her well, and hope her daughter didn't inherit the same cancer gene that Christina and her mother have.
"The New Allante" LMAO flashback times MK!!!
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"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
I like the name Sadie.
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And I've done you so wrong
Treated you bad, strung you along
Oh shame on myself
I don't know how I got so tangled
-Maroon 5
Um, she went through radiation therapy for cancer and had a double mastectomy. It's kind of fucked up to criticize her for "looking old" or
"waiting too long to have a baby" as some of you are doing.
I'm happy for her, and I'm glad she's alive.
The old husband, Johnathon Schaech - was he an asshole? I'm not up on these things.
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Is that Steve from 90210?
Sadie reminds me of Adam Sandler's kid.
I absolutely love her
Like her, but he just really creeps me out. He has that look that when he finally is busted for whatever thing it is that he is keeping under wraps, people will be thinking, "yeah, he creeped me out but I just couldn't put my finger on it". For her sake I hope I am wrong about the "creep vibe" he seems to emit. Maybe it's just me. And Chris Walken and Willem Dafoe are no problem for me. Looking in their eyes you can still see humor, a soul, if you will.
Ghey face.
I'm right on top of that, Sadie Grace!
WHEN I think of the name Sadie, I think of that as a name for a cat or a dog
PS: My neighbors dog is named Sadie
I look at these parched and withered faces and wonder if hard drugs at play.
They have the same weathered pattern
Very dry, hard-lined and too pale to think sun damage and they're too young to look 52ish.
Could be wrong but it was my first thought as I saw this picture.
He's got that used hard look and she's got that with a dose of alcoholic-annie (think: Kathleen Turner)crag going on.
Again, Applegate is way too young to look like this.
... reminds me, anyone seen princess Stephanie lately? Ghastly!
love her, but I had to say they cancel each other's good looks, cause they both have the same washed out style and thats the only thing that stands out when I look at them as a couple,.
Congrats, Christina! Love the name..
I did read on another blog that they're Over the Moon.
Sorry, but someone had to break it to you all...
Congrats to them, BTW!
Quote from Anchorman:
"Mr. Burgondy, you have a huge erection!"
She was so funny in Anchorman and as Kelly Bundy. Congratulations to the new parents.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:40am.
I'm getting Marina Navratilova from the husband.
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Hahahahahaha!
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Oh and fuckay vous. - Ophelias evil twin
For some reason, "Sadie" makes me think of "Sadomasochist". Still, it's better than Apple or Pilot Inspektor... Anyway, congrats to them!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 8:15am.
He's giving me the gay.
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Yep.
Congrats on the baby!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Congrats . . . so glad she finally has some happiness in her life :)
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Zambonie: "'And Christina's dude kind of has a Christopher Walken quality to him'
I get more of a Val Kilmer from him"
With some Willem Dafoe thrown in.
Congrats to them. I'm guessing Sadie is a blue-eyed blonde.
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I'm getting Marina Navratilova from the husband.
She's almost 40. Nothing like waiting awhile.
Congrats. So happy for her.
eta: i really liked Samantha Who. Too bad they don't give shows a chance anymore.
she had a double mastectomy right?
my mom just had that.
i'm glad she's doing so well.
i saw three or four episodes of "samantha who" - it was pretty good.
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I like the name Sadie a lot.
Well that's nice. And she managed to pick a not completely fucked up whacked out baby name, too! congrats to them.
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I;m seeing Gordon Ramsay in that dude's face
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Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love
(Don't let it get me!)
If they're not 'over the moon,' fuck 'em.
Submitted by Zambonie: "'And Christina's dude kind of has a Christopher Walken quality to him'
I get more of a Val Kilmer from him"
With some Willem Dafoe thrown in.
Congrats to them. I'm guessing Sadie is a blue-eyed blonde.
Serious downgrade from first husband in the looks department but the kid's probably cuter for it since mother and father look like twins.
"...Unfortunately, Christina didn't name her kid "The New Allante"...
Yeah, I used to have an Allante. That car was super-fly! But, I'm Italian like that.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
@gransal: I loved it too:(
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Was i the only person that loved Samantha Who...congrats christina