What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Anne Hathaway is the next Catwoman and this ho showed up to an event for her new movie Rio dressed like a damn cat toy. The top part of Anne's outfit says "9-year-old know-it-all circa 1987" and the bottom part says "mariachi clown." Just no. The only way this outfit would work outside of a little girl's slumber party is if it was dyed pink and put on the body of Charo. That's it. However, I will say that I like Anne's necklace. It looks like all the things you'd find inside of Tommy Girl's favorite fuck toy drawer. Butt beads, travel-sized dildos, etc.... Yup, the necklace can stay!
Here's more of Anne wearing the finest clothes from Gymboree's black label collection with George Lopez and Jamie Foxx (whose hairline is almost as well manicured as Norwood Young's).
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ugh no. try again.
however- nice flat tummy * jealous*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I kinda always liked her, especially in Devil Wears Prada, but that outfit is horrible, except for the shoes, they're awesome!! <3
I am sick of Anne Hathaway... there is something phony about her...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Anne looks great!! I love it!!
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Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 1:17am.
Maybe she figures this will make her a huge star and so she can now get away with the "I'm kooky and quirky yet super-stylish" thing. Except she totally can't and just looks like an assclown."
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She totally can't pull that off. she needs to leave that to Sevigny and Kate Moss. She doesn't have it in her at all.
Another possibility is that Rachel Zoe was totally strung out when she figured this out. The outfit kind of has that crackden feel to it...Something she put together after being awake for 4 days and then get the brilliant idea that she's going to make a bold 1991 fashionstatement but she failed completely.
Stay off the drugs Rachel you are pregnant!!!
OR they did it just to get mentioned as "fashionfools" on blogs and tabs and it seems like it worked!
Jamie Foxx, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns...that is all
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Leave that shit to Chloe Sevigny in 2003, hun! She looks like a law firm accountant, fake hispster ain't a good look for her.
MK, I swear I thought of you when I first saw this. Fuck yeah!
Looks like something Wretchen from Project Runway Rejects created. Ugh! Polka dots and stripes only look good on flags. I like her, too. She would be my go to girl if'n I ever decided to go gayelle. ;)
eta: LMAO @ your description Noir Easter. Clutching a pillow indeed!
Wow. No shit. That is a bad outfit.
Looks like she was surprised by her heavy menses in an 8th grade Home Ec class and did what she could with a swath of fabric and by clutching an almost finished pillow between her legs.
Looks like somebody wants attention. What, getting cast as Catwoman wasn't enough? Maybe she figures this will make her a huge star and so she can now get away with the "I'm kooky and quirky yet super-stylish" thing. Except she totally can't and just looks like an assclown.
I'll give her one thing though, she can't possibly be a worse Catwoman than Halle Berry. Okay, maybe she can, techincally. But probably not. I can't believe I watched that movie all the way through. Mickey Mouse ears for a head-piece and an evil beauty company as the bad guy and no mention of Batman AT ALL, not even once...even people at the end of a three-day bender, smoking crack, would say "That's absolutely ridiculous. Change it".
you can bet your ass Rachel Zoe did NOT style this disaster. This is the reason this chick NEEDS Rachel Zoe to dress her - since clearly when left to her own "creative devices", this is the fashion schizophrenia that ensues. LOSER.
Everyone knows Rachel Zoe is her stylist, so RZ must be soooo PISSED. And on an unrelated-to-attire note... Anne Hathaway has gotten annoyingly smug with her new fame. Good acting or not.. it's all ruined when the ego starts to take over. She needs to be knocked back down a few pegs.... and never dress herself again.
Jamie Foxx looks like he might be getting ready to do a big screen remake of The Jeffersons.
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Dudes - have you ever heard Jamie Foxx's radio show? It's so funny and they make fun of absolutely everyone and tell lots of gossipy stories about celebrities. It's called the Foxxhole - look on You Tube.
I think she's one of those women whose features don't match, but photograph amazing. Acting, so far she's better than the rest of the women her age, , and I really don't give a shit about what she wears
Dressed like a cat toy? Um, no. I spend good money on toys for my cats, and wouldn't spend a dime on something as fugly as this for them to play with. I love my cats to much to degrade them in such a way.
Now, the times they pull their turds out of the litter box and start kicking those around...then you have a case for this outfit looking like a cat toy, cuz this outfit looks like a piece of shit.
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
I oddly like this gettup..I might have to make that as part of my poi costume inspiration.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Jan Terri for Hot Slut. "Losing You" is catchy and needs someone to remake it, a la this guy who gives us an acoustic rendition of the gifted Maxine Swaby's song "Pardon Me."
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw3o4cbbHv0)
Anyway, Terri is that girl some of you might think you're making fun of when in reality, she had you nailed at the door. Where is she now? Enjoy! (I'm posting this everywhere.)
"Losing You":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2oayC54dg&feature=related
"Little Brother":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFlHdHv-VvI
Talking about her oevre and art:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blumgkbmUFk&feature=related
"Get Down Goblin":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGOk-2V9Vt4&feature=related
I am indeed confused about this outfit. Is this some sort of Amnesty International kind of commentary about torture or something? I mean, I just, I can't, what the fuck is this shit?
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Your favorite piece of skin and bones is her stylist...Rachel Zoe.
Love her.
Hope she lost a bet with that outfit, though.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Anne is old enough to know better, what a mess(my fav word today)!
and no stripe will make her look bigger, string bean!
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"lightbulb!"- Gru
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:46pm.
I may be slightly hungover, but why does she make me think she's channeling Julia Roberts?
Oddly enough I was thinking the same thing. They are both overrated "actresses", they both look horsey and are annoying.
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Familiarity breeds attempt- Jayne Mansfield
D-Listed:Cheap Thrills for Cheap People- Supreme Soviet
I may be slightly hungover, but why does she make me think she's channeling Julia Roberts? Is it the Cheshire Cat mouth? The way she carries herself as an everywoman thespian but is generally overrated? Her taste in douchey men?
I want to like her. I was a sucker for her as Mia in the Princess Diaries, but she was still fresh and new. I guess it's been hard for me to take her seriously, and I wanted to love Rachel Getting Married. She was excruciating to watch, and not in a good way.
Ick on the Goodwill outfit. Really? Whatevs.
Did a blind person dress her?
Submitted by sonah22 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:44pm.
Trying too hard much? I think ever since she's made more of an effort to be taken "seriously" she's been wearing some fug ass casual clothes. And stand up straight, woman! Tall women are beautiful, and when they slouch they just look lanky and awkward.
^^^^^^ THIS. I'm 5'11" in flats and 6'4" in heels. I like being tall. It gives you a sense of power over short mofos.
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Familiarity breeds attempt- Jayne Mansfield
D-Listed:Cheap Thrills for Cheap People- Supreme Soviet
Catwoman? No.
Crazy old cat lady? YES.
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Familiarity breeds attempt- Jayne Mansfield
D-Listed:Cheap Thrills for Cheap People- Supreme Soviet
Cat-Toy indeed...a very raggedy chewed up one.
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You've got it all wrong, Anne. It's Catwoman you're supposed to be playing...NOT Harley Quinn.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Why the fuck are you smiling? You look like shit.
It's like someone who went to Goodwill and thought they'd be all edgy by not matching as if they were in some UO catalog. Except not matching and putting together quirky pieces actually takes skill.
That is how I look when I am drinking coffee and reading the paper in the morning...inside my house.
Her stylist should be fired. This shit is just horrible. The top is ugly by itself, the pants are WTF. Together just horrible.
The Pale Goddess is the exception to the rule. She may not be a conventional choice for Catwoman, but from what I have seen on SNL, Get Smart and Bride Wars, she will be fine.
Gayelles usually have better taste in clothes, Oops did I just Carrie Fisher her ass!
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Did we get dressed in the dark? :O
If she had on some nice jeans, the shoes, sweater, and necklace would be kind of cute together. If she had on a sleek, black top and more delicate heels, those weird pants could work. This look just says "Trying too hard".
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I guess even celebrities have "laundry days" where they wear any shit as long as it's clean.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Those clothes were things she stole from the set of "Devil Wears Prada."
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Jamie Foxx's hairline needs to join him on the DL
She got those shoes from Lulus.com (see sponsored ad on the right hand side of this page if you don't believe me.)
I kinda feel the outfit minus the pants. The sweater is kind of cute.
Submitted by Aphid: "I work with a lot of Chinese women and they dress like this-polka dot blouses with plaid pants and shoes of an entirely different color, sometimes with white socks..."
LOL. SO TRUE. In all fairness, it's usually the older Chinese ladies. The young ones tend to dress better. Old Ukrainians do that, too.
looks like someone (anne) lost a bet!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by from athens on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:50pm.
I believe that she can be a good catwoman,but there is something off and strange about her,like she is struggling some serious inner demons and shit.
All the hooker-hair in the world will not make this girl sexy as "Cat Woman". Why? She's just not sexy. She's like the young librarian/nanny type and 'sexy' is just not her venue. She could do a very good job as a slightly "juvenile" super-girl type cat-woman who is totally asexual, but, she won't pass the "hot, sexy, cat-woman" of the past test. Which, might be a good thing. Who knows? But, that said, most cats are very sensuous and fluid in movement and Anne always comes off clumsy and clutzy in most movies, so, the idea of her playing a very "comfortable with your own body" cat-like-grace role will be an interesting and challenging juxtaposition to her other somewhat stagnant "typecast" acting jobs.
I wish her well.
Ugh. Who ordered the giant heaping cup of pretentious!!
What From Athens said.
I can't believe for one second that she didn't know exactly what Raffaello Follieri was up to. She enjoyed the wealth he stole and helped legitimize him by her presence. She only broke up with him when the shit hit the fan; if it hadn't, I bet she'd still be with him. Since then, she's tried to paper over what he did, stressing his "charitable" activities.
In short, there's something off about her--she's like a hollow shell.
I believe that she can be a good catwoman,but there is something off and strange about her,like she is struggling some serious inner demons and shit.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:17pm.
Unfortunately those too short tops are making a big comeback. Prepare for a summer of exposed bellfat-roles and gunts.
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That's good for me because I'm practically a midget and most mall clothes fall uncomfortably between my belly and my crotch. Not the most flattering area to highlight.
WTF a sex cone being advertised on the right hand side of the page. That cannot be right...........
That being said, she can act, and I'm curious about this catwoman thing. Maybe she'll bring out her inner ho for it.
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