Demi Lovato Leaves Rehab
Demi Lovato has handed the baton over to Charlie Sheen, because as he went in she went out. Demi checked into rehab last November for cuttingsnortingdrinkingbodyhatingpushingetc and People says that she's back home in L.A. today. Ashley Greene better watch her bitch Joe Jonas, because now that Demi has spent time on the inside (rehab is practically like prison to Disney toddlers) she's ready to kick the shine off a trick and steal her piece back! Sidebar: Why the fuck do I know so much about these children's person lives! But I digress.
The source tells People that Juanita Solis' sister will still see doctors to wade through all of her issues, "For now, she is getting back to her regular routine and spending time with her family and close friends. She is so grateful to all of her fans for their support, and looks forward to being able to talk to all of them very soon. Demi will continue to focus first and foremost on her well-being."
Demi dropped into rehab after she whooped a trick dancer and there were rumors that she screamed at Ashley Greene and possibly drunk fucked a strange dude on top of a bunk bed in the middle of a party. It had all the makings of an after-school SCANDAL, and yet nothing came of it. Demi quietly went off to get help and kept her lips closed to the media. No stories about Demi climbing the wall of her rehab center to steal a hobo's 40. No stories about Demi choking out one of the technicians with a lamp cord. None of that! We should really look into getting a refund for this non-scandal. Lindsay Lohan totally spoiled us.
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This one has a criminal and civil aspect: she might get prosecuted and sued for beating up the dancer. So the rehab stint looks good when those matters come up in court.
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Guise, Disney has most likely washed their hands off this girl already. Which is fucked up because they probably played a great part enabling whatever it is that landed her in rehab (do we know why she was in rehab? I hope it was not "exhaustion" a la Kiki Dunst, or "research" a la Mischa Barton).
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:10am.
So many of you are way too mean. MK is never mean, take a clue.
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Uh… what?
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Who in parched clit hell is she calling old?
Which one of the dark haired look-alikes of recent children's programming is this bitch? I see bitches looking like this, except with less beat faces, hanging out at the mall kiosks buying cell phone covers all the time. How do these people become famous?
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DEMI LOBOTAMY LEAVES REHAB
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Submitted by Coy-B on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:55am.
Love her style!
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Wow. Does your mommy know you're on DListed?
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Unlike LiLo, this one has done her time. She is young, and hopefully learned her lesson.
James Woods?? Rem, that's nauseating but prolly true. What's he up to lately? Never liked him.
Nonethless, I wish Demi well and hope she doesn't backtrach nor have to sleep with Woods. *gag*
If she was smart, she'd salvage her acting career by banging James Woods this weekend. He is the casting couch of Hollywood, y'know.
...otherwise, she'll be finishing her Disney contract softly weeping inside a Minnie Mouse costume at Disneyland.
Love her style!
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So many of you are way too mean. MK is never mean, take a clue. What I noticed about Demi is that in my local "Target" they were carrying her Disney line of clothing with her picture up on big billboards. Shortly after she was sent away for treatment, they replaced her with Selena Gomez selling that same line of Disney clothing. I doubt that was suppose to happen. :(
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And is it just me or does Demi look like that trick from 'Small Wonder'?
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This should be a sport for stars:
Rehab Relay!!
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poor thing, wonder why she was really cutting herself
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she is a total betty
The 'drunk fucking on a bunk bed' was my most favourite Blind of all time - probably because of the bunk bed.
She looks a bit Punky Brewster to me (sans vast teenage boobage) but that might just be all the bright colours.
Well at least this girl kept her mouth shut and stayed there-she probably bidding her time until she gets to the bitch she slapped so she can cut her next time.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Is it just me, or is she not pretty?
Methinks Selena Gomez has taken her place.
I hear Walmart is hiring.
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who did she whoop? what? I was going to be bored, but now I want more details! Please!
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Her fringes are cut all wonky. Is that the female equivalent of Bieber hair?
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That chick that was in the wee sing videos probably needed to go to rehab too.
Who the hell is she?
Damn. Bitch looks like the Count from Sesame Street.
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I think she is done. I hope she has a plan B.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I don't normally bust on people's appearance, but that girl is HO-mely!
Plus, I get so angry at these entitled celebrities and their "rehab." For us mere mortals, a 90-stay stint is often a year's salary. And they don't even appreciate it.
I don't normally bust on people's appearance, but that girl is HO-mely!
Plus, I get so angry at these entitled celebrities and their "rehab." For us mere mortals, a 90-stay stint is often a year's salary. And they don't even appreciate it.
No idea who this asshole is, but the percentage of no-talent shit bags who get famous these days is truly questionable.
Submitted by kokoskitten: "Disney has a knack of taking the most average, plain girls and making them superstars somehow. What they do with them after that is criminal."
So true!
That said, I hope she stays sober. It's not too late for her.
OT: Supernatural is not on and im very sad....
I get her confused with Selena Gomez.
Oh the scandalous stories that Demi's butt-chin could tell...
I had to Wiki her because I just had no clue. I was surprised I would remember her as the little girl with that goddamn purple dinosaur Barney who would have to point and "OOOhhhh!" and "Ahhhhh!" over every damn thing it said, smiling continually. She deserves a psychiatrist for life.
(Uhm, I have/had toddler nieces and nephews, OK?)
Disney has a knack of taking the most average, plain girls and making them superstars somehow. What they do with them after that is criminal.
Couldn't give fuck-all about this talent free twat.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 7:48pm.
if she had waited a day perhaps she may have been mounted by Charlie Sheen.
Maybe she's why Charlie agreed to go into rehab. Won't he be disappointed!
I get this girl confused with Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens. One of these three dated Miley's horse.
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Can't hate on Demi. I like her. But drugs are bad, mmmmkkkkkaaaayyyyyy.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 7:38pm.
Enough of her - do you like my puppy dogs pic?
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Submitted by OXA on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 7:48pm.
if she had waited a day perhaps she may have been mounted by Charlie Sheen.
I don't know if it's what I'm drinking right now but that's hilarious!! LOL!!
lol, same
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 7:48pm.
if she had waited a day perhaps she may have been mounted by Charlie Sheen.
I don't know if it's what I'm drinking right now but that's hilarious!! LOL!!
if she had waited a day perhaps she may have been mounted by Charlie Sheen.
I only know of her via dlisted, but every time I read or hear her name, I immediately think:
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I want the dirt, bring it bitch!
Enough of her - do you like my puppy dogs pic?
atleast she completed the rehab, thats a good start i guess.
Lindsay Lohan totally spoiled us.
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Totally.
Speaking of which - it is REALLY damn hard to see her face in my local minute news...o and they're taking very seriously, no less...CRYING about being stalked by some pap. What? The one who's dick you used to suck and now wanders around all confused about his real feelings (cuz you know cokewhores do that to guys all the time)? Cry me a river, bitch. Seriously? I wanna call them up and bitch them right out for that tiny sympathetic segment. I just expect us to be smarter than that, man.
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Well...isn't that SPECIAL!
This one has a criminal and civil aspect: she might get prosecuted and sued for beating up the dancer. So the rehab stint looks good when those matters come up in court.
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