Carlos Goes To Rehab

This is really just an excuse to post a picture of Charlie Sheen from Red Dawn looking like a delicately sweet twink who smells like pan dulce, Giorgio for Men and Sebastian mousse forte. Those were the days. But it looks like Charlie's current days will be filled with black coffee, cigarettes and shaking from not getting his hourly fix of shaved HD vagina, because his rep has announced to People that he's checked into an undisclosed rehab facility. Drug dealers in the L.A. and Las Vegas areas are wondering what the hell they're going to do now. Well, at least Charlie broke the news to them on a Friday, so they do have the weekend.

CBS has also announced that Two and a Half Men will takes a hiatus while Charlie tries to clean up. SNOW DAY FOR THE CAST! CBS issued this statement:

"Due to Charlie Sheen’s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing Two and a Half Men on production hiatus," a statement released today said. "We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision."

Concerned about his health and well-being? Charlie is so damn selfish. What about the 19-year-old porn stars out there who really need a Bentley, a condo payment and a check from a tabloid for an interview about their night with Charlie? What about them?!!!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Charlie Sheen • Rehab

Submitted by gransal on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:56pm.

good luck carlito papi

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:55pm.

Those CBS execs must be tearing their plugs out by now.

Hiatus hernia indeed.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:54pm.

Did Charlie have a nosejob, or did his face just "grow into" his nose?

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:52pm.

no wonder everyone showed up at the hospital, it was intervention time.
I really hope for his sake he takes this seriously but it seems like you have to want it, and I doubt he does. he just seems to love his lifestyle the way it is..
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:51pm.

I'm still surprised he even bothered. I thought he was just gonna snort his way 6 feet under.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:51pm.

Bullshit. This is just a career move so he can have a Comeback.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:50pm.

Are you allowed hookers in rehab?

Submitted by TimC on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:45pm.

What about that briefcase full of blow? Man, what a waste of money. I can't believe he used more than half of it. I supposed the whore's stole the rest.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:44pm.

I can't believe I'm saying this - but he looks better now than he did then.
Maybe he doesn't work the bronzer as much these days.

Submitted by coca on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:43pm.

I thought he only had a hiatal hernia.

Submitted by 1Bloke on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 4:42pm.

I always tell people,that Charlie was soooooo super super hot back in the 80s. Anyone remember him at the end of Ferris Buellers Day Off! Yum! Even better than this pic.

Now he looks like ........