Carlos Goes To Rehab
This is really just an excuse to post a picture of Charlie Sheen from Red Dawn looking like a delicately sweet twink who smells like pan dulce, Giorgio for Men and Sebastian mousse forte. Those were the days. But it looks like Charlie's current days will be filled with black coffee, cigarettes and shaking from not getting his hourly fix of shaved HD vagina, because his rep has announced to People that he's checked into an undisclosed rehab facility. Drug dealers in the L.A. and Las Vegas areas are wondering what the hell they're going to do now. Well, at least Charlie broke the news to them on a Friday, so they do have the weekend.
CBS has also announced that Two and a Half Men will takes a hiatus while Charlie tries to clean up. SNOW DAY FOR THE CAST! CBS issued this statement:
"Due to Charlie Sheen’s decision to enter a rehabilitation center, CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre are placing Two and a Half Men on production hiatus," a statement released today said. "We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision."
Concerned about his health and well-being? Charlie is so damn selfish. What about the 19-year-old porn stars out there who really need a Bentley, a condo payment and a check from a tabloid for an interview about their night with Charlie? What about them?!!!!!