Monday, January 31st 2011

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 28th!

Big deal, there's a tranny and a bear. What did you expect to see in the Scientology men's room? - OurMissC

Runners-up:

People thought they were outraged when they saw Katy Perry appear on Sesame Street. Just wait til they see the Lady Gaga episode - Datura

Brought to you by the Let 'er Pee - WTFOMGLOL

Fozzie bear thought he was filming the sequel to "Muppets take Manhattan".He was shocked to find it was actually "Muppets take Mans hard on" - fosho

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TITS's picture
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:53pm.

Oh you funnie fuckers!

Brought to you by the Let 'er Pee - WTFOMGLOL

*dies*

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z

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Submitted by fosho on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:46pm.

Holy crap I can't believe it. MK & yall are pratttty cool!!! Thanks!!!

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Submitted by Ms.Fit on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 1:55pm.

Let 'er Pee - WTFOMGLOL *snort* hahahaha!!

OMC- genius as always!!!

Congrats Datura & Fosho

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:23pm.

congrats to all!
miss C, bringing the funny as always.

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and, not a single fuck was given this day.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:14pm.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Wheeeeeeeee I'd like to thank the Academy and the nice folks at DLISTED who make my crappy workday tolerable. If I couldn't laugh here, I'd cry. ♥ ♥ ♥

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Submitted by seejaneclick on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:56am.

Funny y'all! Great job!

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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:45am.

Great captions! Well done OurMissC!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:29am.

Here's what you win. http://thechive.com/2011/01/31/frozen-food-thats-good-like-i-am-nice-15-... ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:07am.

LOL @ WTFOMGLOL (I just wanted to say that).

Ikcor's picture
Submitted by Ikcor on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:05am.

WTFOMGLOL you are a genius. Nice job other winners, too.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:47am.

well done ya slags!!

Submitted by sugar free on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:44am.

excellent work, winners!

Sookie's picture
Submitted by Sookie on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:41am.

Congrats weenerz!

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:28am.

haha - good ones! congrats to all the winners :)

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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:27am.

WTG Fab Miss C!!!
Congrats you funneh slores!

*chanting as always*

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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:26am.

Not surprised to see WTFOMGLOL and Datura in the winners circle, hilarious, as was fosho! Great job and congrats! Thanks MK!

Life is too short to drink cheap booze.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:15am.

LOL! These are very nice. I have a special place in my heart for the Let'er Pee LMAO!

Cuntgrats winnahs!

♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0

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Submitted by mfarris70 on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 5:38am.

What Fozzie didn't realize was that Miss Piggy was holding Kermit up to the urinal.

Submitted by JazzyJane on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 9:03am.

Who cares if Donatella stands up to pee! Fozzie Bear doesn't bearscape!!!

Submitted by JazzyJane on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 9:09am.

Fozzie's into the hard stuff now -- his pupils are pinned. It's time for a Muppet intervention.

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:48am.

The Kelsey Grammer rumors are true!

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Submitted by kunta_suleman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:57am.

Gwynnie needs a quick slash after lovely gloryhole with stella, mindy mccready and fellow 'New York city girl' fozzie j. baer

kunta_suleman's picture
Submitted by kunta_suleman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:35am.

Denise stops by the mansion to meet her new extended family

kunta_suleman's picture
Submitted by kunta_suleman on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:23pm.

Charlie Sheen finds the missing piece to complete his porn family in a chance encounter with country songstress Taylor Swift.

DirkDiggler's picture
Submitted by DirkDiggler on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:59pm.

The moment Charlie Sheen decided that ReHab was worth a shot. He was running out of hookers with out penis's.

Submitted by City Barbie on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:25pm.

The frame before the fall. What Fozzie did next effectively ended his career in childrens' television.

illoHolli's picture
Submitted by illoHolli on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:58pm.

Just another ordinary day in Charlie Sheen's bathroom... -"If your target is nothing, you'll always hit it."

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Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:23pm.

the muppet bus broke down in weho. fozzie was sent to find "kermie" but could only find "hermie".

Submitted by steenaa on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 3:58pm.

Fozzie Bear was shocked to see the pork Miss Piggy had been hiding

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 1:56pm.

Fozzie D. Bear was horrified to encounter Brooke Hogan in the loo.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Submitted by Hondezgirl on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 12:54pm.

" I can't believe I ate the whole wang"

Submitted by tinkywinky on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:16am.

Getting to meet Lady Gaga and dropping a D: The best 5 minutes Fozzie bear has ever had.

Submitted by manimal82 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:11am.

Wocka Wocka Wocka. Lady Gaga has a cocka.

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Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:14am.

its bruce bitch...Wocka wocka cocka

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Submitted by ceofancypants on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:39am.

Fozzie Bear on Miss Piggy: "Those eyes, those thighs, Kermit is in for a big surprise - Waka waka!!!"

Submitted by JazzyJane on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:06am.

Taking a quick break between shots, Donatella Versace had high praise for Fozzie: "He's the best stand-up comic of his time, especially in heels. He's a bear with no fear."

kunta_suleman's picture
Submitted by kunta_suleman on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 4:12am.

Fozzie Bear (in Stella McCartney kerchief and cap) at the Gloryhole, England 'Country Strong' premiere.

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 1:20am.

Backstage at Cecilia Cassini's Spring/Summer show.

Jack Handy's picture
Submitted by Jack Handy on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 12:46am.

This would be odd anywhere but Charlie Sheen's pad.

JD1985's picture
Submitted by JD1985 on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:54pm.

Lady Gaga shows Fozzie Bear "her little monster"
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I'd still fuck Keith Richards.

Submitted by JazzyJane on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:27pm.

Kelsey Grammar has great legs— Who knew...

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:15pm.

Fozzie Bear knew becoming a Parole Officer was going to be tricky, but getting Lindsay's weekly urine tests has proven to be just plain strange.

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 11:12pm.

HAAAAAAA!
You know why Lady Gaga has so many fans?
Cuz she's HOT!
Waka Waka!

♥ Threadkilla!
Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0

Centaurious's picture
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 10:49pm.

The edgy, new, Smokey the Bear "Only You Can Put Out Forest Fires" ad campaign.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall

little_rascal's picture
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 10:30pm.

Lady GaGa at the urinal? Color me surprised!

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Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 3:25pm.

Big mistake Fozzie, I mean, Bert and Ernie dont have Adam's Apples either....you should have checked the bulge!

Centaurious's picture
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 10:20pm.

While Yoga Bear does Downward Dog, Mah Boo Bear does a giggling 360.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 10:12pm.

Well, the Craigslist M4M ad said "Bear seeks Fame Monster for discreet encounter"....

Submitted by JazzyJane on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 9:47pm.

Fozzie Bear was dying to put his joybuzzer on her whoopie cushion but was the joke was on him when he saw the stand-up with the rubber chicken.

Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 01/28/2011 - 9:44pm.

Chris Crocker, your muppet is showing.

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