Charlie Sheen Is In The Hospital With Stomach Problems
This is what Charlie Sheen gets for asking his leased pussy peddlers to give him a speedball enema followed by a gerbil chaser. Charlie ended up on top of a hospital bed with "suffering from severe abdominal pains" written on his medical file. TMZ reports that at around 6:30 this morning, an ambulance was called to Charlie's house. Sources say that the paramedics rolled Charlie out on a stretcher and two young ladies followed behind him. There was a towel covering part of Charlie's face.
Neighbors say that they think Charlie was having a party at his house last night, because they heard a bunch of girls singing to the Red Hot Chili Peppers (Note from a doctor: RHCP karaoke will lead to severe internal pains) all night long.
Charlie's rep confirms that he's in the hospital now and his father and mother are with him. Another source tells TMZ that Charlie is waiting for test results to come back and they think "it's serious."
I swear, Charlie's liver is wondering what it has done in a past life to deserve this kind of treatment. And Charlie already spends tens of thousands of dollars on call girls a week and now he's going to have to cut a percentage of Denise Richards' child support check in order to spend even more. I mean, CPR certified call girls don't come cheap.
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He just needs to die already. I don't care if it's harsh.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:34pm.
he probably got that stomach bug rimming some ho...but I bet it was an overdose.
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he probably got that stomach bug rimming some ho...but I bet it was an overdose.
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Oh yeah, OD. That was the first thought that popped into my head when I read this. But try saying this if actually does die. All kinds of dirty looks.
Same old bullshit. His rep will spin it as something minor, and this fucker will go on to live another day. I can't believe there is not ONE person in his inner circle that can get him help. When you have that much money and influence, no one ever says "no" to you. In his case, it's going to end up costing him his life soon.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:29pm.
Reports say there were 5 women.
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Who does this bitch think he is, Caligula??
5 women...2 goats...a hidden camera...a kilo of coke...a gallon of maple syrup...just another Wednesday night.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
His parents are assholes IRL. You meet them, you know why Charlie is as he is.
Pretty soon we will be reading his Obituary.
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sad to say I know alkies like this and he'll stop when he's dead.
had a friend lie in a nursing home for more than a year, got out,started drinking again. she has half her stomach removed and shit.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:02pm.
i kinda hate too when people refer to CS and have a good ole chuckle about what shenangins(?) he's up to now. i guarantee if this was a female star, she'd be crucified for acting the fool and slutting it up with her kids 2 hotel rooms down. it's ain't cute no mo'. clean yourself up, chuck.
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Pam Anderson gets HELL for her antics and she does 1/100th of what he does...not that she is a favorite of mine.
Sookie:
You were a slut from the gate!
And I have never respected ANYONE that has children and neglects them in any way, shape or form, male OR female.
Simply put, he is an ass and of course Tinseltown picks and chooses who to deify, but of all people...him?!
He's such an ass of EPIC proportions and people like him should not be allowed to procreate!
If he were Walter on your street, he would be shunned!
His children have my sympathy!
Tired Ass Fucka!
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"I vote for Pancreatitis...heavy drinking causes it.. Had a friend who was in and out of the hospital with it until he stopped drinking.."
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Good call. I would bet cash money that this is what is going on, just surprised that it's only happening now.
I have a friend that won't cut out the drinking even after being hospitalized in agony with this. When he starts feeling it come on he flushes himself with fluids, starts taking Benadryl (anti-emetic) & Prilosec. He takes it easy 'til it passes & lays off the booze for a month.
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
This bitch again. Cut to the chase and just go to rehab, Carlos. You ain't exactly a youngster. Time to slow down--snort one line of coke with breakfast, lunch and dinner and limit your whore banging to one per day.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
guaranteed it is something serious and the PR reps will come out later and say, "oh it was just gas, nothing serious at all. charlie is just fine. no more questions."
Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:03pm.
Jack PUHLEEZE - rock that boner....WOO HA!
Breaky - I'm totally checking the link tonight...wheeeeee!
FC - after reading your comment about foreplay n stuff on the other thread I've decided to officially declare my love for you...like I did for um Breaky, M.E., Jack, Stoney, Bitchette, ricki lake....I could go on...oh wait...does this mean I'm officially a Dlisted whore now?!
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Welllllcome to the club! I'm flattered.
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
*hands you a drink*
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
He's a mess. He's trying to kill himself.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 4:02pm.
i kinda hate too when people refer to CS and have a good ole chuckle about what shenangins(?) he's up to now. i guarantee if this was a female star, she'd be crucified for acting the fool and slutting it up with her kids 2 hotel rooms down. it's ain't cute no mo'. clean yourself up, chuck.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by super-ette on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:10pm.
I feel sorry for his 5 (?!) kids.
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Reason #7813513 why I hate this braindead shitheel. One of my best friends became a dad when he was 17, and even that pothead had the wisdom to get his shit together. I remember saying "man, I'm proud of you, I never thought you'd be such a great parent". His answer: "once you become a dad, you lose your right to be a total idiot". He was 17 when he said that, now he's in his late 20's and is still superdad. Charlie here is what, in his 40s? And still doesn't give a shit about his kids. Fuck him.
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Could not agree more. Kudos to your friend for stepping up to the plate.
ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:58pm.
Is this a double standard though?
If Hohan had been making movies that were hit after hit, would she have been thrown by the wayside like she has?
Because I don't see anyone credible trying to cast her in any A-level shit these days!
And you know it's a sin and a goddamn shame when Denise Richards looks like a saint in all of this.
Talk about a hopeful hooker!
If he kicks it, she wins all his hooker dough!
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Agreed. Nevermind Hohan, but female actresses who act like hookers usually get plenty of shit in tinseltown for being dirty whores, but Charlie and the likes of him get a pat on the back for being bad boys. He's not a bad boy. He's a social retard and a loser who only manages to get (leased) pussy because of his fame and money.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
Jack PUHLEEZE - rock that boner....WOO HA!
Breaky - I'm totally checking the link tonight...wheeeeee!
FC - after reading your comment about foreplay n stuff on the other thread I've decided to officially declare my love for you...like I did for um Breaky, M.E., Jack, Stoney, Bitchette, ricki lake....I could go on...oh wait...does this mean I'm officially a Dlisted whore now?!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I'm sorry, but I have to say this again. Why is this POS glorified while Mel Gibson, who contributed much more to entertainment history than Sheen will ever dream of, is villified? I'm not defending or excusing Mel. I just don't get it.
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To all the amazing kids that ... are constantly told ‘no’ [by] people and environments and bullies at school, that they can’t be who they are or can’t have what they want because of who they are. Screw that, kids!
Does this guy even function without a hooker or porn star in the next room?
Submitted by super-ette on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:10pm.
I feel sorry for his 5 (?!) kids.
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Reason #7813513 why I hate this braindead shitheel. One of my best friends became a dad when he was 17, and even that pothead had the wisdom to get his shit together. I remember saying "man, I'm proud of you, I never thought you'd be such a great parent". His answer: "once you become a dad, you lose your right to be a total idiot". He was 17 when he said that, now he's in his late 20's and is still superdad. Charlie here is what, in his 40s? And still doesn't give a shit about his kids. Fuck him.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
Is this a double standard though?
If Hohan had been making movies that were hit after hit, would she have been thrown by the wayside like she has?
Because I don't see anyone credible trying to cast her in any A-level shit these days!
And you know it's a sin and a goddamn shame when Denise Richards looks like a saint in all of this.
Talk about a hopeful hooker!
If he kicks it, she wins all his hooker dough!
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Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:55pm.
Jack - you know you're one of my favorites on here regardless of what you watch! *scribbles a heart on printer paper with crayons from earlier post* *here*
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awwwww
*accepts heart*
*tries to hide BONER*
On topic - as much as I dig Charlie Harper, the guy is on a fast track to death... or at the very least VEEEE. DEEEE.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
The man has been on a collision course for years.
Jack - you know you're one of my favorites on here regardless of what you watch! *scribbles a heart on printer paper with crayons from earlier post* *here*
FC - well its true! Heeheehee .. I'm helping her try and get organized for side cash. Its SCARY.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
He needs to die already. The shit head would rather PAY for sex when he could get it for free. He's too stupid to live.
I wonder how many calls Dr. Drew has put in to Charlie's people to try and get him on the next season of Celebrity Rehab? At least one or two probably. You know Drew pops a boner thinking about what a coup that would be... even though it will never happen, at least not until that half-witted sitcom he's on gets cancelled.
Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:50pm.
FUCK this mother fucker. I hope he catches death in his mother fucken face.
I've known *one* person, *ONE*, that watches this show and, seriously, she's a sad old hoarder.
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"Sad old hoarder", fucking LOLLLL!
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
sookie - it is one of my favorite shows lol FUCK YA'LL GO AHEAD AND JUDGE!@!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:39pm.
And of course CBS is not going to fire the man starring in their cash cow.
And seriously, WHY is this show a cash chow?
I have never seena single episode but how funny can this shit be?!
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I KNOW. It's a fucking horrible show. How does this stay on when great shows like Arrested Development and Better Off Ted get cancelled??
FUCK this mother fucker. I hope he catches death in his mother fucken face.
I've known *one* person, *ONE*, that watches this show and, seriously, she's a sad old hoarder.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I get a guy craving a night of wild, crazy times with a hooker he'll never see again..what I don't get is doing it 24/7. Like any excess, wouldn't it get old and tired eventually? You'd have to keep upping the ante to keep it exciting. He probably started out getting his jollies with one hooker in a cheer leader outfit, blowing him. Now it's a squad of hookers who live with him. Jesus.
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With his life style I'm sure it's something he brought upon himself. So yeah I don't feel sorry for him.
I hope that kid from the show goes straight home after the show or his parents are on the set. Anyways last time I was channel surfing and that kid looked high as hell. His eyes looked closed!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
He's what my A.A. sponsor would call a dick.
Sounds like a kidney stone.
What a loser. Who the hell watches that show he is on anyway?
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 3:33pm.
Perforated colon from big, black dildo.
Was the dildo not circumcized?
One and a Half men
It really was just a matter of time. Waste of space/ Ugh.
He's probably given himself a bleeding ulcer with the booze and pills. I would bet that his parents are trying to get him to commit himself or at least have him put on a psychiatric hold.
And of course CBS is not going to fire the man starring in their cash cow.
And seriously, WHY is this show a cash chow?
I have never seena single episode but how funny can this shit be?!
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Liver? Bleeding ulcer?
Look what kids these days have as role models!
"Look, kids. Marry Heidi's girls, get speed balls on the regular, and yes you too can become one of the highest paid people on TV!"
Sickening.
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Perforated colon from big, black dildo.
Perforated colon from big, black dildo.
As a karate expert, I find coke and booze to solve most problems... so I will rule out coke and booze.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Charlie Sheen is an idiot.
Reports say there were 5 women.