Thursday, January 27th 2011

John Travolta Getting On A Gotti

I don't know if John Travolta and John Gotti Jr. are hugging, trying to steal each other's wallets or awkwardly wrestling for the bottom position. Whatever the case may be, this picture of John and Junior was taken outside of a restaurant in Brentwood last night. No, John didn't meet with Junior to put a hit out on Ricky Gervais. John is thinking about playing John Gotti Sr. in a biopic on the Gotti family and he talked with Junior and director Nick Cassavetes about the project over dinner.

John and the mafia sort of have a lot in common, so this does make sense. Both know their way around a back room. Both are experts at rubbing a dude out. Both flip out over shiny suits. Both use a front to hide the activities they don't want anyone knowing about. So this is perfect casting! But John is probably only doing it, because he's always wanted a wig of sparkly platinum polyester follicles on his head. Although, with a silver wig on his head, John might look more like Leona Helmsley than John Gotti.

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Sayonara's picture

I want him to stop the shenanigans with the toupee.

I've been watching watching you watching me... Loose Ends

Centaurious's picture

I'll throw in that they are both wearing wedding rings that represent vows they consistently flout, so that casting is supreme.

He started his movie career as a famous Italian, why not end it as such.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 6:49pm.

Love how Travolta is seated with his back against the wall...Smart move,

Hey YO! Tigah! Funny you mention that. I knew someone who ALWAYS had to sit or hang out with his back against the wall...and look at Tony Grim Lips in the corner! Oh and the guy was Italian...maybe a defensive move I guess!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 6:49pm.

Love how Travolta is seated with his back against the wall...Smart move,

Hey YO! Tigah! Funny you mention that. I knew someone who ALWAYS had to sit or hang out with his back against the wall...and look at Tony Grim Lips in the corner! Oh and the guy was Italian...maybe a defensive move I guess!!

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Love how Travolta is seated with his back against the wall...Smart move, Johnny. It may not serve you well in the bathhouses and "spas" but when you lunchin' wif mafia types...Yeah, that's where yo' ass need to be, no matter how HONGRAY for peen it is.

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Travolta is looking like a bloated Larry Sanders these days. Holy Botox and fillers John!!

Genius would be Joey Buttafuoco as Gotti and Danny Devito as Junior!

If they want to make a movie about a bunch of morons, better to go with the circus theme!

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How does this arrangement work? Aren't they both bottoms?
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Re: Although, with a silver wig on his head, John might look more like Leona Helmsley than John Gotti.

ROFLMAO!! Shrieking!!

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Re: Although, with a silver wig on his head, John might look more like Leona Helmsley than John Gotti.

ROFLMAO!! Shrieking!!

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Whatever's picture

These two assholes deserve each other.

I use to read about the mafia as a teen, John Gotti Jr. is the loser of his family and of his crime family.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:23am.
Well, that's just great! One is connected with a criminal, ruthless, murdering organization and the other is linked to the mob :p

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

This bore?!

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I'm surprised Gotti sat with his back to the door. Oh wait... yeah.... he don't do dat chit no more..... yeah.

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They look like they're trying not to French kiss as per their usual custom.

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I think JT should sign on but then do the entire character top to bottom with as his Vinnie Barbarino character..."what what what...I mean what, I mean he just HAS to die!"

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They don't make mobsters like they used to. What happened to "Omerta," cement shoes, all that crap?
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:01pm.
I find it appalling that he would consider playing a notorious mobster. Mobsters are not heroes. They're the scum of the earth, all of them.
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Agreed. Just underscores what an immoral, greedy bottomfeeder (heh) Revolta is. Respond to that, all you "I like him" posters.

ETA: Lots of actors have played mobsters, it's true, but who among them has gone out for DINNER with them, smiling and hugging for publicity? BIG difference.

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daisy100's picture

he really does look MR, especially when he smiles

Ding_Dong's picture

Travolta hasnt been in anything relevant. I must say, if he comes out publicly it might help his career.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

He's so manly and playing butch roles like John Gotti, surely he can't be gay! He's probably looking for an Oscar nomination out of this too.

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Travolta's slipping a condom in his pocket for later.

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I find it appalling that he would consider playing a notorious mobster. Mobsters are not heroes. They're the scum of the earth, all of them.

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which one's the bottom? i dislike so much of travolta's life right now, but i still love him in "saturday night fever"...
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That's an adorable little purse Junior is sporting. Every man should carry a teensy shopping bag from some ripoff L.A. status emporium. Drives the gals wild.

And, not for nothin', as they say in Bensonhurst, but Jersey Shore is pretty low on actual Guidos and Guidettes. Even a moron like Junior Gotti should be able to differentiate a Chilean midget skank from an Italian midget skank.

I co-sign: why isn't he in prison??

Why would anyone want to cast Travolta in anything any more? He's a terrible actor who gave his only two worthwhile performances decades ago. That roadkill on his head seems symbolic of his career somehow.

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Leona Helmsley. COL! (chuckle out loud)

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Bella's picture

I can't hate Travolta despite of everything. He's just so damn likeable!

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goodamn cant this gaydong get his kunty wife to mailorder a better dead rat for his chrome dome

get a mangirdle for that gut

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If Kirstie Alley cut all of her hair off, she'd look just like Travolta.

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Travolta seems less controlling than Cruise. I really believe it was Cruise who was more pissed about the Gervais joke. I think the blind was Cruise.
It's Kelly Preston who seems more invested in this charade. Imo

Vern's picture

can't he buy hair that parts on the side? a buzz cut, anything would be better than this walrus mustache glued to his head.

*chanting as always*

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PS: I couldn't help but almost believe Jr. when i saw him on 60 Minutes.

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He's looking a little like Brenden Fraser.

Get a new weave bitch!

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Submitted by QuweenJillian Don't judge me but I used to be in love with the Gotti brothers. Growing up Gotti was the original guido show before Jersey Shore came along.__________________________________________

I will try not to judge *winces from the pain*. Those boys...that family...i just...can't. The prejudice...keeps...forcing...its way into .... my BRAIN!

As for this photo, as Sookie said, AWKWARD!!

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mafia people are such fucking funny clowns. stupidly funny, immature, hypocritical douchebags. Respect! We show respect! respect for who, you asswipes. respect by paying your taxes, respect by obeying the law, respect by keeping your family out of danger. what a bunch of sleazy, stupid asshats.

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WTF is Junior wearing?
he looks like a shinny Michellin Man...
Johnny-step away from the bread basket-you are looking mighty chunky-that what consuming large snickers bars and god knows what else in random hot tubs will do for you....

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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:42am.
Don't judge me but I used to be in love with the Gotti brothers. Growing up Gotti was the original guido show before Jersey Shore came along.
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^this

I loved "Growing Up Gotti"... Luigi, her "hired hand", was my favorite.
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were there kisses on both cheeks as well?

regardless, Gotti Jr. isn't John's type based on the rumors...needs lots more brown.

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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:32am.

They look like they're trying to slow dance and haven't figured out who's leading.

LOL.

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Angel - bahahahahahhaaa

Right?! No one asked what they thought of The Situation? how sad!

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Don't judge me but I used to be in love with the Gotti brothers. Growing up Gotti was the original guido show before Jersey Shore came along.

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And no one asked them if they like Jersey Shore?

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That pic has made my fucken day......sooooooo awkward! LMMFAO

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joe schmoe - you plant a bug, wear a wire. lol
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They look like they're trying to slow dance and haven't figured out who's leading.

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I don't want to be believe he's gay. Not sure why, maybe because he reminds me so much of my uncle who's also married.

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Looking at these photos all I can picture in my head is loafs of Rhodes bread in bread pans. Fluffy, full and white.

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His Vinnie Barbarino voice will be perfect the part. ************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s

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Is JT picking that guy's pocket? Ouu! Maybe he's planting a wire for the Feds.

ETA: Do you 'plant' a wire? I'm not up on my mafioso shenanigans.
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