Because Who Doesn't Want To Smell Like Blood & Semen?
Lady GaGa lives her life like she's stuck in the worst episode of Work of Art, so it's no surprise that she's asked the makers of her bottled odor to give her something that smells like blood and semen. This is what Fashionista is hearing anyway. They say that CaCa is working on her first fragrance and she really wants you to smell like you've just had period sex. This pretentious bitch better call it Crotch Berries & Cream, or I really can't with her.
You know, if you don't want to pay $60+ for CaCa's Eww de Virgin Twihard and you don't feel like creating the aroma yourself by partaking in period sex, then you can just sit in a steamy bathroom while your cherry chonies soak in a sink full of bleach. Ugh.
via The Cut