Wednesday, January 26th 2011
Because Who Doesn't Want To Smell Like Blood & Semen?
Lady GaGa lives her life like she's stuck in the worst episode of Work of Art, so it's no surprise that she's asked the makers of her bottled odor to give her something that smells like blood and semen. This is what Fashionista is hearing anyway. They say that CaCa is working on her first fragrance and she really wants you to smell like you've just had period sex. This pretentious bitch better call it Crotch Berries & Cream, or I really can't with her.
You know, if you don't want to pay $60+ for CaCa's Eww de Virgin Twihard and you don't feel like creating the aroma yourself by partaking in period sex, then you can just sit in a steamy bathroom while your cherry chonies soak in a sink full of bleach. Ugh.
via The Cut
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:52am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:46am.
i know this isnt open post, was wishing for one.. but IF you take a perfect pic of you and your SIGNIFICANT.. and they dont want to post it on your FACEBOOK.. r they hiding something?? or just not wanting to show??
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you should post it anyway
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thanks, choco.. i did, hehe.. waiting on backlash now.. OR BAD FREAKING NEWS :)either way *bites nails*
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I am a fan of RIHANNA and I watch the news about her every day. Guess what? RIHANNA gave DRAKE herpes!!!
OMG!!! Even celebrity can get STDs. No wonder why more and more sexy girls and guys join the largest STD dating site PositiveFish. com to look for dating and support. My friend who found his wife on positivefish told me that this site is created by plenty of fish and it now has more than 650,000 members. Unfortunately, STD rates soar worldwide and most people with STDs don't even know that they have them.
lmao...one of the best written posts. Ironically, i spit out the taco bell i had for lunch...
I have a dream. One day music artists will not be manufactured products with zero talent and zero brains, who wear garish awful fuckery because there is no real reason to otherwise pay attention these twats. One day people with talent, who can play and compose, and actually sing without the aid of computers will actually be valued, and esteemed and listened to.
I know, I know, it has about as much chance as MLK's dream did.
Do you need help leaving home?
Looks like my mom.
And the Beatles did beyond grossness even earlier than the 80s:
http://buythebutchercover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/The-Beatles-But...
Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:17am.
Now, errrrrrrrrbody with a vag, buy some hydrogen peroxide and keep it handy!
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Wait… what??
How are you s'pose to… uh… deploy the stuff? It seems like it would kill you or something. I knows ya ain't s'pose to drank it.
Or did you pour it onto something and wait for it to sizzle, indicating alien substances? O_o
Actually, this perfume already exists: Etat Libre d’Orange’s Secretions Magnifiques. Metallic blood, acrid sweat, & that weird bleach-y/mushroom-y freshly spent cum smell. You are too late, Caca!
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
just fuck the hell out already stoopid twat
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Anything to detract attention from that arse she calls a face.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I don't believe the story; it's just something to get us talking about her.
Anyway, you don't want to smell like your period or this can happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgWdGYyyHek&feature=related
The wolves can sniff you out, man.
She repulses me...Gag needs to fuck off.
Most, if not all women don't want to smell like period. J/S There's a whole ine out there to make you not smell during tha time of the month.
This is just fucking nasty and not right.
It is so annoying that she has been labeled a musical genius because she dresses up in "look a me, I'm an asshole" outfits when she is as talentless as Britney Spears. Hopefully, this latest poseur stunt will finally end her 15 fucking minutes. Then again, Jessica Simpson and the Olsen Twins are successful fashion designers. People are stupid.
God I hate female entertainers.
It's funny. Yesterday morning, I was thinking what a nice break it was not to be hearing about Gaga so much lately, and then this story came out.
I don't even mind Lady Gaga so much (although, I do think she's helped to usher in a lot of stupid "LOOK AT ME!" bullshit in the "music" business). There just isn't much substance to anything she does.
The couple songs of hers that I've liked don't have any particular importance besides being fun little dance songs, and her "be true to yourself (and buy my records/merchandise)!" message has been done a million times before.
I'm old enough to remember Marilyn Manson's heyday, and he was derivitive of other stuff. Gaga doesn't shock me at all.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
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well hopefully it'll be called just that, Blood & Semen, because I'd love to cruise past it in Sak's or Bloomie's when the perfume nazi's are standing around offering a free spritz. even the queens I know would run screaming...
But period blood and semen are the two scents I try to cover up every day. TMI?
Did she just rip her dick off?
Sorry, couldn't resist, the photo set me up. That is gross, was she channelling GG Allin?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 5:28am.
Who wants to smell like dried up trailer park cum, pork rinds, and Applebee's?
HA Breaky! Applebee's. You know that she thinks that's a high class establishment. "I'ma splurge and get me the chicken fangers y'all"
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@Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:14am.
I know its her butt cheeks but it kinda looks like a giant ball sack.
This post reminds me of the best would you rather question ever..
Would you rather swim in a pool of period blood or semen?
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Holy shit, that's disgusting!!! If I HAD to pick one, I pick semen. Period blood is fucking FOUL.
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Haha I knew I shouldn't have clicked this post LOL! But I'm with you hotmami. Semen it is...blöörk!
Period blood is just so..unforgiving?
Anyway I kind of like Gaga she's okay and actually an artist.
that steak needed longer....
Nothing but hate for this untalented, attention-seeking cow.
I shall stick with L'Occitane and Dior fragrances, thank you very much Miss 2009.
The good news is, this might be the beginning of the end for her lame ass. Celeb fragrances are so 2004.
Nowadays eating your own caca makes you oh so artsy fartsy. i hate lady asshole and i hate these damn robo hipster kids wearing nerd glasses without ANY medical reason. okay maybe i am old because i still can remember REAL music with REAL messages. we´ve become consumers not better humans. i mean where the fuck did the GOOD STUFF go??? dunno maybe every generation deserves its "artists". das ist echt scheisse!!!
MK- thanks for existing! I cant read fucking perez or that bad karma TMZ thats why i come here every day and get my dose of MK. ich liebe dich baby!
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I like Gaga and defend her intentions to get a check. At least she IS talented behind all that onstage fuckery, blood and penis odor!
Britney?
Who wants to smell like dried up trailer park cum, pork rinds, and Applebee's?
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i don't mind gaga and i quite like some of her songs.
her personality is somehow strange but i don't care about that. why should i? i don't expect her to become my friend so it's her business.
but come on, MichaelK! we all know about your antipathy but "period sex" joke twice in one post is kind of too obvious
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Chocopuffs, they might think it's not a very good picture of them. I tend to look awful on pictures so I can sympathise.
So weird - I am so getting a Little Critter vibe from her in this pic. Remember Little Critter? http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&biw=1360&bih=578&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&s...
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Chocopuffs- It depends, are they just stalling, like they haven't uploaded it to the computer, etc? Or is it like "no I don't want my picture on facebook"? If they have an account and have pictures of themselves it might be weird but I don't see why they would have a problem posting on THEIR profile. See, maybe your profile is too public or has people they don't like on there.
I would say if your significant other has a problem with posting pictures of you guys on their own profile, it could be a problem. If they don't want to post on YOURS, it could be a privacy issue which is understandable.
Can't someone just shoot this pretentious twat in the head already?
PS - Hey douchebag Emily003, you've been reported for spamming up this thread. Say goodbye to your account, asshole...
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Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:46am.
i know this isnt open post, was wishing for one.. but IF you take a perfect pic of you and your SIGNIFICANT.. and they dont want to post it on your FACEBOOK.. r they hiding something?? or just not wanting to show??
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you should post it anyway
Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:43am.
Dang, Fraggle. Sorry that happened to you. What a way to find out about that.
i know this isnt open post, was wishing for one.. but IF you take a perfect pic of you and your SIGNIFICANT.. and they dont want to post it on your FACEBOOK.. r they hiding something?? or just not wanting to show??
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
wooo, i love my whole dlisted fam :) wooo :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
lol-ing @ this whole thread.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i drazank.. sorry.. was trying to wait for weekend :) yay, for me lol didnt quite work out like that wooo :) was trying to wait for thisty thurs :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
sorry white diamonds :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
lol, so true :)
*** @ cocopuff whatever..
umm.. YOUR RED DIAMONDS GAVE YOU AWAY :P
ehehhehe
STANK!!!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
sorry, mk.. i know we are on a gay mans blog.. KISSES and xoxox :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:17am.
Now, errrrrrrrrbody with a vag, buy some hydrogen peroxide and keep it handy!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sleepless night, so I was lurking on the D, and I get to read this gem - GD, that's gold!!
Terrance Howard would bust a nut with this info, lol. He's inventing H2O2 wipeys as we speak...
all i know.. is my time of month makes my bewbs HUGE/sensitive.. makes me overobersvant.. and ahemm... sometimes.. hornay.. but us females can own that :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
ewww, yucky we talking bout period blood now :(
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:12am.
"im so confused am i old? im 34"
I'm both, because to me this sounds like the end of the world. When are people going to stand up to these false idols? F%#@k off Gaga, and take your lingering childhood issues elsewhere. I was an ugly kid too, but you don't see me covering myself in meat and blood all the time, do you?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
nevermind me :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:12am.
im so confused am i old? im 34
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about the perfume or your life?
Period blood is not nasty unless you have an infection of some sort. The vagina is a self-cleansing organ and the reason why some vaginas stink is because many women's vagina's delicate 'flora' balance gets interrupted when she lets a man ejaculate seminal fluid inside of her via "raw dog" style.
Sometimes women get the 'stank vag' from simply using tampons for too long and not letting enough oxygen get up in thar which is why using hydrogen peroxide cures stank vagina every time because it oxygenates that orifice easily and quickly and it's cheap. (You're welcome, lady friends).
Now, errrrrrrrrbody with a vag, buy some hydrogen peroxide and keep it handy!