Wednesday, January 26th 2011
QOTD: Vanilla Ice On His Pig-Humping Kangaroo
For those of you who found this post by Googling "Kangaroo Pig Sex", I apologize that I'm not going to give you what your sick ass wants. But I will give you this picture of Vanilla Ice with Bucky Buckaroo, which might have the same effect. Vanilla, who is currently starring in Dancing on Ice in the UK, tells Metro about the kangaroo pig dry fuck party going on in his backyard.
Bucky Buckaroo. He’s a great guy. I’ve had him since he was a baby and now he’s 5ft 10in. He’s spoiled rotten – he has his own enclosure and a female pot-bellied pig in there who is his lover. Kangaroos will hump anything. I think the pig likes it. There’s also a goat in there who he grew up with but they’re just friends.
Kangaroos will hump anything? Why the hell did Mel Gibson leave Australia then?
And I feel totally ripped off that I watched every episode of Vanilla's show on the DIY Network and not ONCE did he build a kangaroo pig sex sty in the backyard. The fuck is wrong with him?
(Thanks Abigail)
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"Kangaroos will hump anything? Why the hell did Mel Gibson leave Australia then?"
Because they won't just fucking smile and blow him!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:21pm.
I truly cannot stand these people who think they can have a wild animal as a fucking pet. It's inhumane and dangerous. And then when the animal attacks the shit out of them, people will blame the animal and call for euthanasia, when blame really lies with the dumb fuck who put the wild animal in an "enclosure". Assholes.
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Amen. I say when these attacks happen, euthanize the human and set the animal free in its natural habitat. THAT'S justice.
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let's do something about bullfighting while we are at it. if they are going to insist on doing it then stop rescuing the matador. make it a real fight and see who comes out alive.
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Hell fuckin' yeah! And I'm rootin' for the bull every time, I ain't even gonna lie....
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Bullfighting is fucking bullshit, they poke the bulls with spikes atop of their horses like the cowards they are and then when the bull defends itself they kill it and justify it as "self-defence" and "entertainment". And you can't say shit about it around here because it's "traditional", lest you be deemed 'unpatriotic'. WHO THE FUCK CARES. We hate our country most of the time anyway.
That guy looks so much like KFed, I totally thought this was about him (somehow missed the fact that he's big as a house and of course the name Vanilla popping up)
Has anyone seen his show? He is the worst "house flipper" ever always over spending on tacky shit! Plus never does any if the work himself they have all the pros do everything...and its o the DIY network .. makes no sense!
nevermind, question of the day!! DUH, excuse my drazunkeness :)
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
oh this wasnt opened post??
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
co sign.
stupid fucks should help the animals stay in the envoirment they were born in.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:21pm.
I truly cannot stand these people who think they can have a wild animal as a fucking pet. It's inhumane and dangerous. And then when the animal attacks the shit out of them, people will blame the animal and call for euthanasia, when blame really lies with the dumb fuck who put the wild animal in an "enclosure". Assholes.
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Amen. I say when these attacks happen, euthanize the human and set the animal free in its natural habitat. THAT'S justice.
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let's do something about bullfighting while we are at it. if they are going to insist on doing it then stop rescuing the matador. make it a real fight and see who comes out alive.
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Hell fuckin' yeah! And I'm rootin' for the bull every time, I ain't even gonna lie....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:21pm.
I truly cannot stand these people who think they can have a wild animal as a fucking pet. It's inhumane and dangerous. And then when the animal attacks the shit out of them, people will blame the animal and call for euthanasia, when blame really lies with the dumb fuck who put the wild animal in an "enclosure". Assholes.
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Amen. I say when these attacks happen, euthanize the human and set the animal free in its natural habitat. THAT'S justice.
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let's do something about bullfighting while we are at it. if they are going to insist on doing it then stop rescuing the matador. make it a real fight and see who comes out alive.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 6:13pm.
Baby pigaroos!
With a huge, corkscrew tail like a coiled boa.
well lets hope they don't reproduce...my rooster tried to bone one of my ducks...but thank God the boys ganged up on him and put a stop to that fuckery....but interspecies love is cute...just don't go boning each other...cause that is really kind of disturbing.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 7:21pm.
I truly cannot stand these people who think they can have a wild animal as a fucking pet. It's inhumane and dangerous. And then when the animal attacks the shit out of them, people will blame the animal and call for euthanasia, when blame really lies with the dumb fuck who put the wild animal in an "enclosure". Assholes.
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Amen. I say when these attacks happen, euthanize the human and set the animal free in its natural habitat. THAT'S justice.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I truly cannot stand these people who think they can have a wild animal as a fucking pet. It's inhumane and dangerous. And then when the animal attacks the shit out of them, people will blame the animal and call for euthanasia, when blame really lies with the dumb fuck who put the wild animal in an "enclosure". Assholes.
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 6:04pm.
"He has his own enclosure... and a female pot-bellied pig in there... and a goat in there".
So clearly he DOESN'T have his own enclosure. There's a pig and a goat in there. Jesus. Also that doesn't sound very fun for the pig, nor very safe for the pig or goat since kangaroos, without meaning to, can be pretty dangerous. Why does this redneck have animals?
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Cuz it's funny when they try and rape each other....I wish this tool would have his own "enclosure" with Big Bubbah the 'love bug' from cell block 6 @ County who recently made bail after his arrest on several 'minor' sexually related "misadventures"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This puts the relationship between Piglet and Kanga in a totally new light....
*hums Heffalumps and Woozles*
"Kangaroo pig sex sty, the new fragrance from Lady Gaga."
♥ madam s!
this tool has a show on the home channel.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Ahhaha M.E.,
If I had time right now I would totally photoshop one for you.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 6:13pm.
M.E.,
Baby pigaroos!
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If it were possible I'd totally want one.
Obviously the Kanga is into pork.
M.E.,
Baby pigaroos!
I would let Vanilla Ice kangaroo hump me any time he wanted to, also.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I doubt the pig is that bothered by the Kanga.
They're only dangerous around the back legs area (well, mostly!)
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
That poor pig is a kangaroo's prison bitch!
But what happens when the pot belly pig gets knocked up?
Here's a mockery of his "Cool As Ice" movie.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostal...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
why, mk?
why?
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"He has his own enclosure... and a female pot-bellied pig in there... and a goat in there".
So clearly he DOESN'T have his own enclosure. There's a pig and a goat in there. Jesus. Also that doesn't sound very fun for the pig, nor very safe for the pig or goat since kangaroos, without meaning to, can be pretty dangerous. Why does this redneck have animals?
I so hoped in the early '90s that in the future we'd only hear of Mr. Van Winkle and Billy Ray Cyrus via appearances on Where Are They Now? segments on silly entertainment shows.
The world is so unfair.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 5:54pm.
Cool as Ice is AWFUL. xD
Anyone looking for a "So-bad-it's-funny" timewaster movie needs to check out Vanilla Ice's early 90s, family-friendly, neon-colored movie gem Cool As Ice. It is quite possibly the worst thing ever put to film.
Anything but goats, then?
I totally love "The Vanilla Ice Project"!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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like a decent level of dress sense, that kangaroo will always be too good for robert van winkle
double post-sorry