Italy Is Wrapping Itself In A Giant Boot-Shaped Condom Right Now
Nearly half of the cast of Jersey Whores isn't Italian and they probably think that The Spaghetti Factory is an authentic Italian gourmet emporium, but that isn't stopping them from flying over to their "homeland" to shoot season 4. If they pump one first towards Sicily, Sophia Petrillo better rise from her mausoleum to punch all of them in the face with her pocket book.
TMZ's sources tell them that MTV is about to start looking for the perfect locations in Italy to shoot in. They're also in the process of trying to get work visas for the cast and crew. Pauly D is reportedly filming his own reality shit show right now, and JWoww and Snooki will start shooting theirs this weekend, so who knows when the worst American export since CROCS will make it to Italy.
For real, this might be the best thing MTV has done since making bitches cry "CHILD PORN" about that Skins shit. Watching Snooki stumble down the boardwalk like an Ewok after doing a pinata spin was started to get boring. But watching Snooki stumble through Vatican City before doing body shots off altar boys with the Pope is going to fart new life into that mess. There's also a good chance that Italians will feed their souls to Donatella Versace after finding out who they really are. Whatever happens, this is definitely going to end well.