OctoMom Turns Down A Check
Steve Hirsch of the porn company Vivid Entertainment has long been trying to get OctoMom on his payroll. When the word foreclosure started winking at Octo's house in La Habra, CA, Steve offered her $1 million if she wrapped her water noodle lips around a peen on camera. Octo clutched her crucifix and cried out that she could never ever go against her morals by doing porn. Steve then offered Octo a behind-the-fuck-scenes job with a salary and benefits. Octo once again made eyes roll when she declared that will never accept cum-stained money from a pussy and peen peddler. Steve must have a thing for crazy bitches and down-trodden wombs, because he then sent Octo a no strings attached (so he says) check for her mortgage payment. Proving that "common sense" is her worst enemy, Octo never cashed the check and she sent it back. Each one of Octo's octuplets is spitting out a saliva letter this morning and the final message to their mom reads: D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K.
Octo tells Radar that no matter how bad things get, she won't ever turn to porn for help: "Vivid Video sent me a check for the mortgage, and I sent it back. I don't take money from porn pushers, and I never will. So far I have turned down more than a million dollars from Vivid Video even though I almost lost my home and I believe that makes a clear statement of how I feel towards that type of industry."
Speaking of "that type of industry," Octo also regrets making the half-assed fetish video you talked about in detail with your therapist last week. Octo said, "I was horrified at the end result, and it was not presented as they had promised." THIS BITCH! When they pulled 8 babies out of her body, did they also pull out all her brain cells? She was stuffed into a black corset with her titties out and she whipped a grown man in a diaper. Did she think it was going to be a segment on Sesame Street? There are some perverted hos who push out an orgasm when they spot a wool scarf, so of course there's going to be bitches fapping to Octo's dumb fetish video. I swear. Bitch needs to get over herself. And somebody needs to make her babies the executors of her life, because it would make things a lot easier.
Octo's babies would never send back a check when they are thisclose to holding a "Will Coo 4 Leche" sign in front of an Albertsons. Who sends back a check, anyway? As soon as a check comes in the mail, I deposit that bitch like it's a peen and the ATM is my no-no. I don't care if depositing it signs me up for a credit card or if the check has "non-negotiable" stamped on top of it, I"ll deal with that later. All I care about is seeing my balance creep up....even if it is for a hot second.
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That typ of industry? Bitch needs to get over herself. You are the single mother of 14 kids with no job and if someone offers you some money, you take it. You ARE a charity case, soon you may be a beggar and we all know that they can't be choosers.
It's gross of Vivid to try and strongarm vulnerable people into pornography, but sounds like they have tried to make up for their sleeziness afterwards by offering her a real job, and even free money. Bitch think of your kids!! Although how she could afford childcare on a normal salary and still pay the bills, well it would be nigh on impossible. I would be sorely tempted by the porno job in her position.
I work behind the bar in a strip club and am seriously considering going over to the other side and being a dancer. I have a kid, I work 2 minimum wage jobs, I'm in college and need £10,000 for my masters degree. What the fuck else am I supposed to do? I can work half the hours for 10 times as much money. At least if people recognise me in the street I can claim it wasn't me. People can't take photos or film. A porno though, well that is out there for the world to see. No way you can deny it, and millions of people would see. Ew, maybe I wouldn't do it in her position. I would totally cash a free cheque though, bitch is too selfish for words.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
Pimping your grown-ass self is immoral, but pimping your children -- breeding for dollars, in fact -- is A-OK.
Can't with this twat.
Cry me a river, you nutjob. Yeah, it's obvious you have "high morals" with all those children you engendered solely to gain attention, money and fame. The fetish video was just the gateway, honey, and everyone knows it. Porn is the next step and no one will be surprised. Hope they finally take the kids away from you then.
Is Octo on welfare? Does she have a disability that keeps her from getting a real job?
If not, why doesn't she have one.
I hear Walmart is hiring.
Seriously, if she refuses to get a job, those kids should be adopted by parents with real jobs and real lives who live in REALITY, not their DREAMS of reality TV!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Well I say good on her for sending back the cheque! As they say there is no such thing as a free lunch. Steve Hirsch knows that he 'owns' Octo if she takes that cheque! She would 'owe' him, one way or another.
So she's too good to work behind the scenes? Really? Because apparently porn is evil and dirty and nasty, but fetish videos aren't. Stupid whore.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Steve Hirsch dodged a bullet by not hiring this foo. She would've gotten herself knocked up in the gangbang/bukkake scene and he'd have to pay child support for the eight NEW babies that would come out of this.
Something about her is beyond off. She's willing to whore her spawn out to the media, but not herself to get the ca$h to actually FEED her spawn?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:23am.
Also, isn't she renting that house? If she's not making payments, she's fucking someone else over.
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Her dad made a rent-to-buy agreement with the owner and he can't/isn't making the payments anymore. I wonder about the part about her little statement where she says she almost lost her house. "Almost lost" as in past tense. Does that mean some other dumb-ass schmuck paid her bills yet again?
The two kids that are missing are probably the ones that are fucked up. Well, more fucked up than the ones that are there. They've got some issue.
I just want to run her over with a truck. She pisses me off more than Kate Gosselin. At least that bitch gets up and drags her ass in front of a camera and does something. This dead fish just wants everyone to give her shit.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Flynn, we only give money to people who shouldn't be having kids in the first place (welfare).
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Question to the Americans....Do you guys get Child Tax (A.K.A Baby bonus) every month? In Canada depending on income you get almost 400.00 a month.
On topic...why do the ones that shouldn't breed are the ones with the most children?
Showing off her mani-pedis and going around with a Starbucks cup welded to her hand.
Who cares.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 1:27pm.
I thought she had or was getting her own reality show.
---She had *it*. The best bit was when her eldest kid, pitched a screwdriver and hit her square in the nose. Another quarter of a turn and we would've witnessed octo impaled through the eye.
She keeps harking she hasn't had sex in years, she's not counting the REPEATED cock sucking (ahem sperm donations). Total trash.
I thought she had or was getting her own reality show.
I wouldn't be surprised if we see a breakdown/hostage/stand-off with S.W.A.T team in her future.
I hear the circus is in town and they need midgets.
So it is ok for her to take money out of her children's mouths with senseless, shitty, plastic surgery. It's also ok for her to have 8 kids and have the tax payers support her. But it's not ok for her to "work" and earn a paycheck. What a waste of space.
As much as i dislike Octo, this is a "damned if you do, and damned if you don`t" Situation. You know we would be talking just as much smack, if she agreed to fuck on camera....
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
All this from the puffy-lipped-mouth of someone who did a fetish video with a dude in a diaper i her kid's bedroom. Yeah, whatever.
Maybe she should work for the State of California and start paying back some of that bazillion she owes from her "disability" bullshit. Meanwhile, there must be 14 stable and loving homes for these unfortunate children.
As soon as this poor excuse shoved that bottle into Tattoo's cakehole, I looked down and to the left.
I just wanna smack this bitch in the face with a shovel.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
This just proves to me that she doesn't want a job, she just wants a handout. This is what happens when someone gets everything for free for to long, they become assholes.
And don't give me that shit about morals and not liking the industry. Everybody, EVERYBODY has watched a porn movie. And where were your morals when you allowed a doctor to shove all those babies into you when you already had a shit load of kids you couldn't afford?
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 12:53pm.
Dang, that's true. I missed the used furniture thing. She just wants her name in the papers. People need to stop giving her any kind of attention - she's like a tantrum-throwing toddler and all these people have given in to her tantrum only to have her throw the shit back in their face.
Disgusting pig of a woman.
Since I'm ovulating and just donated to some orphanage, I'm going to use this streak of charity to show some empathy for this mess. I mean, this bitch got twice or thrice the kids the Gosselin ho has; it's got to be fucking heart wrenching that she doesn't get a show, or a stupid Asian to make her look good.
That said, you'll star in a video, flogging a switch on some grown man's diapered ass, but you won't shoot a porno? Really? Yes, how high and mighty you are to frown upon people getting laid for money.
But hey, don't look so gloom. Arby's is hiring.
Submitted by LaChaylo: "...it's not like she probably hasn't been offered other jobs to pay the bills. I'm sure other folks have approached her, wanting to give her a chance..."
She has bitten every single hand that has ever tried to feed her. She burned Dr. Phil and Gloria Allred (I hate them, too, but) and she's gonna burn Oprah and Suze, too. This goes all the way down to the people who donated furniture, which she put out as garbage because it was "used" and she only wanted new. She should have known interest was going to dry up when they stopped being babies,because that's when her interest in the kids expires, too.
TAKE THE MONEY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF CALIFORNIA WE ARE SICK OF OUR FUCKING TAX DOLLARS GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR FUCKED UP LIPS AND SO YOU CAN STAY IN SHAPE AND GET YOUR FUCKING NAILS DONE WHILE THE REST OF US WORK! BETTER YET FIND SUITABLE HOMES FOR THESE KIDS AND FUCKING FIND THE HIGHEST BUILDING AROUND AND JUMP HEADFIRST...I WILL CATCH YOU..I SWEAR!
I'd give her a $100 a month for the playhouse - I need a vacation place. She'd probably turn that down too.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're Next." So, I Started doing the same thing to them at funerals. - some guy on Twatter.
When he grows up you just know the kid on the right will be the stalker of the family complete with a well and a basket in the back room.
I'm still wondering how she thought that stupid baby whipping video of hers would turn out. It's a woman whipping a bearded man in a diaper. There's not much else it could had ended up as.
2 of her 14 kids are missing in the "family photo" and the crazy whacko doesn't have a clue.
So many things wrong with this - in the first place, it's not like she probably hasn't been offered other jobs to pay the bills. I'm sure other folks have approached her, wanting to give her a chance. It may not be as lucrative or as controversial as this deal, so we don't hear about it so the public can feel sorry for her, empathize with her situation that she's such a good mom to turn down these offers.
Who knows what other, respectable offers she's turned, is all I'm sayin.
WTF is the toddler in the middle still sucking on a pacifier? That's soooo bad for the kid's teefs!!!
I, too, am wondering about the wide range of coloring in this photo. All's I can say is that we don't really know who the dads are. She claims it's the same guy (I think) but I have to wonder...
Although I have two blue-eyed blondes and one brown/brown, and I can guarantee they're all Mr. Hekki's. The brownie looks just like one of the blondies except for the coloring. It does happen.
Submitted by will.i.am: "If this were a photography class i'd title this photo "broken childhood"."
Laughing uproariously through a mouthful of cheddar melt. Tears are streaming down my face.
Somebody just kill this bitch already and hand out her children to people who'll actually put some effort into taking care of them.
Plenty of people want to adopt.
As much as I agree that it's fucked up of Vivid to come after women like this, I have no sympathy for this particular whore who has literally been fucking the public since she spawned those chilluns. Instead she should be forced to work community service to pay back the people she fucked over for her stupid plastic surgery and frapp money.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:58am.
The big one in the middle with the pacifier needs a helmet.
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IT'S BABY EH!!
Stoney -- "the big one in the middle needs a helmet." OMG -- my first huge laugh of the day! Hysterical! Seriously, what is a kid that old doing sucking on a pacifier? Fucked up shit!
Her real concern is losing her welfare benes.
The big one in the middle with the pacifier needs a helmet.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:44am.
Id fuck a goat for one mill,but you know, I have morals and values.
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Yes, it would have to be an industry goat with an agent and manager and shit. Not one of those fresh off the farm beasts. I mean, really.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
she turned down a behind the scenes job with vivid!!! as hard as jobs are to come by and octopuss turns down a fluffer job...this trick is crazy.... _____________________________________________
i lift things up and put them down...
I'm sure her neighbours will be glad once this three ring circus gets the heave ho.
nice family photo, with 2 kids missing and one slowly creeping his way out
*slaps Vern on the ass on my way to get Thing 2 off the bus (not the short one)*
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
A glass of tap water and an old milkdud from halloween.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
George Lopez coined that phrase with bitches like this in mind.
Octomom? Fuck That Puta! :P
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 11:47am.
"titty slaps Jack"
cheese on a cracker and a wine cooler.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
*high fives hoffer*
a million bucks=there are no limits
who am I kidding, I'd do just about anything for a fucking six pack and a sammy.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Id fuck a goat for one mill,but you know, I have morals and values.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.