Monday, January 24th 2011
Run, T-Rex, Run!
Meanwhile, I've got two pairs of nipple warmers on, I've practically got a heating pad shoved into my ass crack and here's this motherfucker jogging and playing with his son in Malibu like he has no idea what cold feels like. THAT BITCH is totally teasing those of us who are living on Snow Miser's taint right now by wearing a beanie on his head. You know, because he has the choice and we don't. Or maybe he just doesn't want to burn his plugs. Whatever. I still can't be mad at Matthew McConaughey, because the world will stop spinning if he doesn't aim his bare nipples at the sun at least once a month.
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hobbling down the road cause his knees, hips and lower back are shot to hell from running distances that are best made in a fucking car.
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LMAO ! "running distances that are best made in a fucking car". Classic.
Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 6:48am.
Submitted by kndall44 on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 4:39am.
"I'm a marathoner and always have a laugh at these celeb, weekend 'runners' like Matt. Whose bloated physique says he runs maybe 2 miles, max 1-2x week.."
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Hey marathoner, If you think his physique is "bloated" I can tell what you must look like. I always have a laugh when driving down the road and see some Ichabod Crane looking dude, hobbling down the road cause his knees, hips and lower back are shot to hell from running distances that are best made in a fucking car.
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You lost me at Ichabod Crane. *swoon* LMFAO!
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by kndall44 on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 4:39am.
"I'm a marathoner and always have a laugh at these celeb, weekend 'runners' like Matt. Whose bloated physique says he runs maybe 2 miles, max 1-2x week.."
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With all due respect, I'm a runner as well and I don't think his physique is bloated...
Submitted by kndall44 on Tue, 01/25/2011 - 4:39am.
"I'm a marathoner and always have a laugh at these celeb, weekend 'runners' like Matt. Whose bloated physique says he runs maybe 2 miles, max 1-2x week.."
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Hey marathoner, If you think his physique is "bloated" I can tell what you must look like. I always have a laugh when driving down the road and see some Ichabod Crane looking dude, hobbling down the road cause his knees, hips and lower back are shot to hell from running distances that are best made in a fucking car.
I like him naked. He needs to more naked, all the time. That "son" is his daughter by the way.
@Bodene they're some kind of Teva trail running shoes.
I'm a marathoner and always have a laugh at these celeb, weekend 'runners' like Matt. Whose bloated physique says he runs maybe 2 miles, max 1-2x week..
Michael, you can always come back to LA, you know. I did (well, after one year in Manhattan). I now hate LA, but at least it was 76 degrees today in the western SGV. No nipple warmers needed!
He has waxed every inch of his body. Even his legs are hairless. GAY!
Anyone know what brand running shoes he's wearing? I like those--would buy a pair if I knew what they were.
sorry haterz I live in L.A. and it is a chilly 75 degrees in the shade...I left snowdrifts 25 years ago...I say fuck that white stuff (unless you can smoke it or snort it!!)...and have lived in the warm climates since me early 20's...
god i would have his baby...
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 1:30pm.
I just can't look at beach pictures. It was -5 when I got up today and we're supposed to get another 2 feet of snow on Wed. Or, the storm may 'go out to sea'. FTS, I'm going back to college for a meteorology degree to make big $ to be wrong all the time.
I gots nowhere else to put ma snowwww
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I say that all the time . These weathermen suck balls ! How can you be wrong 75% of the time and get paid big bucks??! WTF? They can't predict the weather for the next 2 days let alone some 10 day fuckin' weather forecast! They always blame their incompetence on poor Mother Nature!
What makes the main pic even funnier is that he had to run his T-Rex self right past Stretch Armstrong back there in the wetsuit.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Vida's cute but looks like poor thing needs a diaper change. I hope they don't skimp on Pampers like they do on deoderant :\
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Matthew is such a hair-lipped spazz.
Take it from me-the Pacific is fucking freezing 11 months of the year -only warms up mid August...
Mc Conna whatever his name is strikes me as the type who would be throwing and twirling his kids like fucking batons-Ive got a friend with 2 little kids and her husband treats them fucking frisbees as they scream with laughter-well it might be terror I suppose-drives my friend insane- anyhoo a little dousing cold water is nothing for McConna whaever his name is kids Im sure.......
the "NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
-2F last night, +7F taking the kids to school this morning.
I have no hate for those in warmer temps; I have deep hate for those of you bragging about it. STOP!
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Dark-sided!
Team 95 degrees from March to November!!
Texas rocks. (ok, when it comes the weather)
Right now i m scratching ice off my car every morning, thats probably why T-Rex got the fuck out of TX.
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by Miami on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 2:34pm
That's exactly how I feel. Except in Texas we get 90-100F heat and humidity all year round. If we're lucky we get 2 weeks of winter but it doesn't look like it's happening this year. We didn't even get one freeze.
It may not be in the single digits in Malibu, but still way too cold to be dipping a baby in the ocean! That's downright child abuse right there! This is almost as bad as the Crocodile Hunter dangling his kid in front of a crocodile... I think Matthew wanted the diaper to get nice and heavy so he could do some bicep curls using his kid's 20lb diaper on the beach. Always thinking of himself...
"Snow Miser's taint" - LMFAO, MK!!
OMG I broke out into a fit of giggles when I read that headline.
I can't stand McCona-whatever but I will always swoon when he puts on that Texas accent (not a Dallas accent but a hill country accent). Maybe it's a Texas thing, but it's swoon worthy. Texan men are like a Southern Gentlemen's cheekier brother. Hot.
I would rather freeze for a few months than endure 5 months a year of 95F with 98% unbearable humidity.
Why is she wearing that silly stocking cap - is she bald?
That's what we call one SCORCHIN' hot homosexual power-bottom lookin' to get her fudge packed by some premium giant sizemeat!
That's his daughter actually.
Dog, the Spring, Summer and Fall in New England can be fabulous.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Been pretty good Dog, how about you?
Stoney I need the OP too.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Flatsy, coastal Connecicut. Ugh. We just moved here.
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Co-sign Stoney!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
What?! I've never seen a beach shot of this asshole with a top on. Progress!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 12:59pm.
I don't mean to be rude but to everyone that is somewhere "nice and warm" whether you're on the beach or by the pool.... I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SNOW SHOVEL!!
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Co-Sign!
I can't hate on T-Rex Arms and the baby is cute!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
DWM, how, ah say how you been?
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
DOg, where are you? Where are they dumping snow?
I'm outside of Boston and I think I have snow blower envy.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
I need an open post
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ha! Like you guys know what cold is!
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Lack of money is the root of all evil. ~George Bernard Shaw
HUFFY BARFDAY, DLISTED!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iRV7boog0
Never thought this guy was hot. Always seemed dirty and just plain stupid.
"....window licker...."
KEK.
XD
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
DOG you slut! I haven't seen you in forever. Been laying low myself.
Dirtywhoremouth may be dirtying her mouth more on weekends now.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 1:30pm.
I just can't look at beach pictures. It was -5 when I got up today and we're supposed to get another 2 feet of snow on Wed. Or, the storm may 'go out to sea'. FTS, I'm going back to college for a meteorology degree to make big $ to be wrong all the time.
I gots nowhere else to put ma snowwww
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Here, they're loading into dump trucks and dumping it in the ocean!
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Well, in bumfuck Ohio, it was five above this morning and it's currently snowing like hell and I'm abouta what for smokes.
he looks like such a fucking window licker here.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
I HATE THE COLD
I cant breathe. I need to go back to the Caribbean and make fun of people in snow storms.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
it's 84°F here.
I will let myself out.
Coma Caca!
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I just can't look at beach pictures. It was -5 when I got up today and we're supposed to get another 2 feet of snow on Wed. Or, the storm may 'go out to sea'. FTS, I'm going back to college for a meteorology degree to make big $ to be wrong all the time.
I gots nowhere else to put ma snowwww
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Amen to that! It's 13 degrees here in New York City. Ughhh! And I have to go outside!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/24/2011 - 12:59pm.
I don't mean to be rude but to everyone that is somewhere "nice and warm" whether you're on the beach or by the pool.... I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SNOW SHOVEL!!
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What don't they sell Huggies Little Swimmers in LA?
Also, I haven't had proper feeling in my toes for about ten weeks now, all of my shoes are salt crusted and ruined, and my skin is so dry and itchy I actually purchased a back scratcher. Snow Miser can suck it!
The marked difference is that T-Rex did not roam the Earth on stumpy ass legs...this dude is like Tom fucking Thumb!
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To add to the weather comments, I love the weather this time of year here in Phoenix...before we start hibernating indoors with the a/c on for 6 months.
On to Matty M...nice bulge
That's actually a girl, they have an older son but, that's his daughter. Her names Viva or Vida. Something.
MK, you are fucking killing me today. "those of us who are living on Snow Miser's taint" almost made me scream with laughter, which would have been embarrassing here at work.
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