Aaron Carter Is In Rehab
You might have been wondering why you haven't seen sexually frustarted Aaron Carter caressing his cheek against satin panties in the intimate section at Bealls (you know he does) lately. That's because the Justin Bieber of 2000 checked into a rehab clinic in Southern California a couple of weeks ago. Aaron's party is officially fucking over. Call your parents and tell them to pick you up.
Aaron's manager Johnny Wright confirms to E! News that he made the decision to dry out and get his shit together:
"Several months ago Aaron came to me to help him return to music and to restart his career. He has been in Orlando working on a new album and perfecting his live show and his physical body. Aaron, understanding the challenges and hard work it would take to get himself back to the top, requested to take some time before we started to heal some emotional and spiritual issues he was dealing with. Therefore he has chosen to enter a facility where he feels he will get the guidance and cleansing he needs that will help him on the music journey he's about to take. He asks that everyone keep him in their prayers and that they respect his privacy at this time."
Johnny didn't say what Aaron's bad shit of choice is, but I think it's safe to say that you'd test positive for meth if you licked the sweat off his jerky-fied body or sucked on the vein boner on his forehead. And no, you're not the only one who would hit it. The bulging forehead vein, I mean. Not Aaron.
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OK. Kari Anne Peniche introduced this guy
to Meth when they dated. I would LOVE to
See Aaron an K-A on Celeb Rehab together$ LOL
His manager said "he want's to get back on top". When the hell was he "on top"?
He was a pimpled face B list celeb 15 years ago with a bad reality show and a Dina Lohan type mother.
I don't feel like saying anything bad about him. The Carter family is obviously dealing with a lot of issues, I think Nick also had drug problems a while ago, and from what I could see in House of Carters (yes, I admit it, I watched that shit), one of his sisters had drinking problems. I've never been a fan of Aaron's because let's face it, without his brother, he never would've had a career in music, but I do hope he gets better.
LOL on this arm flex!
I think I saw this guy on display at "BODIES: The Exhibition".
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Musical journey? I'm not going. Nope.
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
That's a long fucking winded way of saying the guy's fucked up on drugs. Who wrote that shit, some failed playwrite?
Addiction is a bitch with a lifetime of relapses if you never fix the underlying issues, like depression or isolation.
Wow, I didn't realize that he had turned into such a piece of redneck crap!
this is your face...and body on meth...
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i lift things up and put them down...
LMAO @ someone saying he looks like Jeremy Irons. He so fucking does!
I have nothing else to add.
Btw... there's nothing good to caress in Bealls!!
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Couldn't stand Aaron back in the Lindsay/Hillary days but absolutley fell in mild lust with him on "Dancing With the Stars". He seems like he needs a lot of love and I pray he finally gets well. His brother is looking better these days. They come from a Lohan-esque family so it'll be a tough road. Get off the roids too Aaron... not an appealing look.
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I had completely forgotten Aaron existed.
I'm not sure who the sick looking fella is, but the wording of that statement is taken from the template of barf inducing language wrapped up in this rehab roundabout nonsense. Bollocks emotional spiritual blah blah, guy is nothing but a smack head and needs a good hard dose of reality.
Aaron is a GORGEOUS homosexual!!!!
(Are there nude photos of Miss Aaron?)
what's up bonesmoker!?
Angelina Jolie has that exact same vein. Come to think of it, so did Roberts close-up in "Eat, Pray, Vomit". In her case, I thought in was Botox. No deep thoughts here, just some early morning rambling.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Rehab cannot fix beat meth face.
EPIC FAIL!
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Good Lord, have mercy! I'm scared.
I hope he takes his brother with him to rehab.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
And to think girls used to fight over him...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
You'll have plenty of privacy Aaron. No one cares.
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But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
Ew!
Seriously, there's nothing wrong with a little baby fat for some extra padding and something onto which to grab.
He's like a juiced-up anorexic.
I cant believe he actually boned Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan
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He was a cute kid. Really went down the shitter, didn't he? Looks like turkey jerky.
Submitted by howdareyou on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 10:12pm.
He asks that everyone ...respect his privacy at this time
LOLOLOLOL....as if anyone's been paying attention.
Yeah, I just read his Wiki page. His PR person is straining to come up with filler.
ONTD has more pictures of his ripped body which, in my opinion, is the most important part of this post...
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/51855885.html#cutid1
What else is this d-bag famous for besides getting with Blohan?
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Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. -Nietzsche
It's about fucking time. Dude's been a tweaked out meth head since he hit puberty.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 10:07pm.
Didn't he kill or maim someone in a dumbass drag race?
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That was a Hogan.
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He asks that everyone ...respect his privacy at this time
LOLOLOLOL....as if anyone's been paying attention.
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 10:07pm.
Didn't he kill or maim someone in a dumbass drag race?
Me so sorry.
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Maybe you're thinking Nick Hogan?
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Like someone already mentioned...
Justin, this is your future!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Didn't he kill or maim someone in a dumbass drag race?
Me so sorry.
Meth, alcohol and Buprenorphine in between.
I am rooting for this kid, he really does go all out to try to kick the habit. Seemed like he was on track for almost a year.
Bealls - too funny. Takes me back to my days in Texas.
'..that will help him on the music journey he's about to take'
I think his manager needs rehab too.
Whatever...Jack Lalanne has died!!! Nooooooooo!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I'll be sure to hold a candlelight vigil for Aaron, humming "How I Beat Shaq" to myself ever so softly through my tears and emotional anguish.
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Oh look, it's the dictionary definition of "who gives a shit".
Didn't he just get engaged a few months back?
Yikes neurotic! I thought the same thing. I say Jeremy Irons (forgive me, Jeremey) in the face and carrot-top in the body. That shit can never be good.
*chanting as always*
I love the "for his fans" and "emotional and spiritual issues" quotes...because when I'm feeling emotionally bankrupt I make sure to go to live in rehab. Nothing against rehab at all but I wish the publicist would stop with the fluffy statements. Him and Lindsay were snorting meth off each other's junk 10 years ago when they were both in that delusional Hilary/Lohan/Carter manufactured Disney love triangle.
Judging from that pic of Carter, "emotional and spirital issues" = coke and meth.
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Shiitake happens...
He looks like Jeremy Irons in the face.
How old is Jeremy?
<"Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 8:49pm.
hate to say it but,justin bieber could wind up this way. ">
To quote Patsy Stone: "Well, one can only hope!" (puff puff)
Awww, I wish him luck.
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Yeah, I'll keep him in my prayers. But I'm going to pray I wish I was 10 again first.
These ex-kiddy stars like him and Blohan are just the vilest creatures ever. Crash and burn, jerks.
Fuck. Meth = disaster. Tina is a harsh mistress.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
If I looked like that, I'd smoke crack too.
and agree, what a bunch of bullshit spewing from that asshole's mouth.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Damn, he looks like a roughed-up Final Fantasy game character. He's on something serious.