Guess Who Bill Clinton Is Making His O Face For?
But that could also be his "ACK! I always pull A-Rod's key out of the bowl" face.
The definition of random paid a visit to Miami Beach last night when former President Bill Clinton had dinner with a group of people including A-Rod and Cameron Diaz. Bill got the chosen seat facing the wall of paps, so naturally we received the gift of a glorious gallery of expressions from Bill. Facial expressions like:
"If I rub faster, will your chest grow?"
"Ha! The cigar shop is all closed up. Good thing I've got this thumb. It'll do the trick!"
A-Rod and Cameron's date with Bill comes just one day after she admitted to George Lopez that she loves that sticky icky feeling, so that sort of explains why these these three are together. It would also explain why Bill's got Willie Nelson eyes....and why he ate a pancake lettuce wrap. Damn. I have to try this "not inhaling" shit, because Bill looks like he's having the time of times!
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Miss.Bill.So.Much.<3
Bill's looking very Dick van Dyke-ish, and that's not a good thing because Dick van Dyke is a full decade older
I have been one of the most ardent admirers of Bill Clinton, ever since Gennifer Flowers said he could eat pussy like a pro. He could do no wrong from that day forward. Love me some Bill Clinton and also wish he could have served more than two terms!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
WHY IS HE SO RED?!?!?!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:45pm.
Fish seem to like Bill but we would not touch his ugly old fat flabby ass and teeny meat without substantial $$$$$$ being paid
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Really? I hear he can work magic with a cigar.
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"Face aux moments difficiles, certains d'entre nous sont nés avec le crayon, d'autres avec la gomme. Moi, je n'ai jamais été capable de gommer ce que je vivais. Je dois vivre avec les choses étranges qui m'arrivent."~ Mo Hayder
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:38pm.
Umm...Bill Clinton did stay in office for two full terms and finished with the highest end-of-office approval rating of any U.S. president since World War II (source: Wikipedia).
King Clinton needs to move back to the White House. If he can't run for a third term, then Hillary should be president and Bill can be her closest adviser. We need experienced, passionate leaders in the White House to clean up the mess we're in.
A-rod reminds me of a half evolved cave man...like the DNA of some man from 5,000 years ago was somehow used to create him. I CANNOT imagine having a conversation with him and I have no idea what Cammie, Bill (a Rhodes scholar I think ??) and him would talk about. At all.
I love Bill Clinton and by the comments you all love Bill Clinton. So . . . ummmm, . . . why did you toss him out of your White House on his ear? Cause the rest of the world was really puzzled by that, I gotta tell ya! There's no telling where USA would be today if he'd been able to stay two full terms (is that your max?) but I'll bet it would be in a much better place than it is now. Don't get me wrong -- I love your country, and we've had our own share of mistakes (Canada) so I'm in no position to judge. But . . . Bill . . . s i g h . . . .
Cameron has that icky pillow face that seem to be on 2 for 1 special offer in Hollywierd these days. Like an invasion of chipmunks.
As I stare at my face, and notice the signs of ageing, I accept it, because this is how it could be..........ick
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:17pm.
Fish seem to like Bill but we would not touch him without substantial $$$$$$ being paid.
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fucking LOL
aka substantial sizewallet!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LMFAO snowy!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Jack does the best Bill Clinton imitation! I still have it saved on my phone, LOL
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
"WE ATE POSICLES BITCH LAY OFF!!" Jacko
Fish seem to like Bill but we would not touch his ugly old fat flabby ass and teeny meat without substantial $$$$$$ being paid.
I think there should be some sort of law that presidents, ex-presidents and potential presidents should be barred from interacting with celeb famewhores wherever the camera could see them.
I mean, we've got a president and a wannabe president now who are total whores for celebrity and attention. It's gross. Kim Kartrashian was invited to the fucking white house. Sarah Palin put her kid on Dancing with the Fucking Stars. The madness must end!
Oh, and I can't see Bill being hot for Cammy. He may be old and sickly, but he can still pull hotter women than ol pizzaface.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
If I was having dinner with or even going to an event attended by any ex-POTUS (except Dumb Dubya) I'd wear a PRETTY outfit and BRUSH MY DAMN HAIR!! Shit woman!
Glad to see so much love for Bubba :-) I sincerely believe if we changed the rules and allowed him to run the country longer, this country would be in better condition.
Is it sad that I could tell straight who is was without scrolling down? Man, I got to stop reading so much gossip.
ubmitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:58am.
If I was having dinner with Bill Clinton, I would take a different strategy than Cami took. I would brush my hair. Crazy, huh?
And yes, when it comes to Bill, I'd hit it.
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There's a thought. Brush your damn hair. LOL
Wish BIll could be president forevah.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
LOVE me some Bill Clinton!!
If I was having dinner with Bill Clinton, I would take a different strategy than Cami took. I would brush my hair. Crazy, huh?
And yes, when it comes to Bill, I'd hit it.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Did you know that Bill Clinton is allergic to smoke, which is why he didn't inhale? Have you noticed he's a chubby guy who likes things like brownies? It's still very possible to spend your college years high as a kite without ever touching a joint.....looks like he's still at it!
i love bubba i do i do....
Bill is said to be NOT a tinymeat.....Bill is said to be a micro-meat (less than 6 inches hard).
What an interesting trio. An old male whore with no morals and no dignity, a young male whore with no morals no dignity and Cameron Diaz with that ugly upside down parenthesis mouth of hers.
i do believe a rod and cammy are both juicing...
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i lift things up and put them down...
He's gonna burst a blood vessel!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
must've been some stimulating conversation. thought blubble in thumbnail #7, "boy, you sure are dumb. but hillary is out of town so fuck it...".
Submitted by Koopa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:59am.
Whoa thumb 9 is Madonna
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No its not, that's actually Cameron Diaz. Looks like she's been working her upper arms like Madonna though!
Whoa thumb 9 is Madonna
Ah the fuckery going on here. Keep those southerners north of me.
NYC keep 'em, please.
I love me some Bubba! I'm Canadian but if he ran for office again I'd find a way to vote for him.
Cameron is aging terribly. That sunken midface area is really unattractive. You get to a certain age girl, you gotta decide between your face and your ass. Eat a few more of those pancake lettuce wraps..
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
that is some random reunion if I ever saw one...would have loved to be a fly on the wall and hear what these 3 had to talk about.
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Hilldog come get your man
In the words of Chris Rock; “I got the dick, I got it!”
“Tickle his balls or something.”
Slick Willy could have taught "teflon Don" a few things.... he is the master of spin and bullshit and for that, and only that, I respect him... well, and he gets a lot of pussy.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Good prez and slut but looking sickly.
Who still thinks Cameron Diaz is hot or pretty or whatever? I don't see it anymore. Please, help a girl out here. :)
What a great American, who knew that fat girls made great cigar humidors before Slick Willy showed us how?************************************************************************************************ Profanity is a crutch used by ignorant motherfuckers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNREtboX3s
Bill makes my panties drip, Cameron could have played the role of the alien in Predator
I really thought I was reading wonkette for a minute. And if this really IS dlisted, why no attacks on Cameron's fugness? LOL at all the captions.
i loved billy boy as president...i think he was the best president we've had since i've been alive...
why does cammy's hair look like a rat's nest? she is so not bill's type...too skinny and doesn't have cankles...
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i lift things up and put them down...
"Damn. I have to try this "not inhaling" shit, because Bill looks like he's having the time of times!"
fucking oololllll
I saw Bill Clinton on Larry King's AWKWARRRRD last show and he seemed really cool! Plus he knows how to work a cigar so that's another plus!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'd let him stick the tip in *blushes*.
Cameron is looking manly and scraggly but I love love love her dress.
Those arms!!!
They are what are distracting me. A little too Madonnaesque, but hot - in a freaky thin, workout obsessed, competing with A-Rod, -22% body fat kind of way.
whoa, what's with the madonna arms?
Could have made an effort with her hair, it's distracting me from anything else.
Love Bill Clinton as well as Hillary and Chelsea. Best president of this generation.
I wonder if his ticker is on the fritz again. He has a Viagra flush like nobody's business.
I love Bill Clinton. That is all.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid