QOTD: Slash Hates Glee

So much for Slash playing Puck's mom (or Coach Beiste's lover) on Glee, because he wants nothing to do with that honey-glazed glitter show. Slash tells Entertainment Weekly (via Rolling Stone & Jezebel):

"Glee is worse than Grease and Grease is bad enough. I look at Grease now and think, 'Between High School Musical and Glee, Grease was a work of art.'"

Okay, okay, but "Grease is bad enough"? Slash is really going to sit there and act like he didn't wrap himself around John Travolta's lubed-up pompadour curl after taking a hit of whatever while watching Grease. Slash must be talking about a different kind of Grease.

P.S. - Does that shirt come in a sleeveless crop top version, because I need one in my life.

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Submitted by shandi on Sun, 01/23/2011 - 9:35am.

I agree 100% with him on this.

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Submitted by dubious1 on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 5:30pm.

Classy shirt Saul Hudson. Did Perla pick that out for you?
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Submitted by morbo on Sat, 01/22/2011 - 5:49am.

The lady in the picture scares me.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:39pm.

Someone tell Slash the 1980's are over. That hat must smell like crap.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:37pm.

I don't like Saul here but I must agree with him. I hated GREASE. THERE I SAID IT! Musicals are just bizarre. Unless they're MGM musicals from the 30s or 40s and were choreographed by Busby Berkeley.

OK, I had a brief moment of liking the TV show Fame. Don't judge!

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 1:47pm.

I. Just. Wish. They. Would. Stop. Singing. Journey.

Fuck.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:14am.

Ok fine! I want a shirt that says Cock!
Better?

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 4:25am.
I really can't stand Glee. I'm not into musicals at all, I even shudder at The Simpsons musical episode…
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:50am.

Love GnR. Glee is what it is. A kids show and a platform for all the popstars who really think they can break into acting. Watched the first 3 episodes, and lost interest but the tweens are still hooked.

Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:33am.

Slash may be a bit douchey with his ridiculous hat, Ogilvie home perm, and cigarette dangling precariously between his lips day and night, but he is RIGHT ON with this assessment. Slash is my new hero today. The lemmings and sheep flock to these ignorant, flash in the pan shitastic shows and then we're stuck hearing about it ad nauseum. This garbage is going to continue to be shoved down our collective froats. Damn it to hell!

Oh yeah, Slash has an amazing instrumental song called "Obsession Confession." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHyuZbwk4bQ

Oh yeah (part two), well said, Stank:

Submitted by stank on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:39am.
I'm proud to say I've never seen Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Mama Mia, Evita, Chicago, Burlesque, High School Musical or Glee. Musicals are the worst kind of crap.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:41am.

*moons all you Grease haters*

*licks Slash's guitar*

Slash fucking ROCKS.

Don't care if you like GnR or not, Slash kills it.

*listens to Velvet Revolver*

Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:37am.

I hate Grease too! why do people like that shit!???? Never seen one episode of Glee! if it wasn't for Dlisted i would of never known who Leah Michele is!

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:16am.

Slash: My fucking hero.

I HATE Grease.
I've never seen Glee.
Don't plan to, either.

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Submitted by stank on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:09am.

I'm proud to say I've never seen Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Mama Mia, Evita, Chicago, Burlesque, High School Musical or Glee. Musicals are the worst kind of crap.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 8:36am.

Of course, all of us women want that shirt. How else can we show our self-hatred? Are there also versions with the words 'nigger', 'kike', 'chink' and 'faggot' on them?

The stupidity on here is overwhelming! And yet we're asking ourselves why women still aren't equal to men.

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Submitted by toni on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 8:07am.

I can't get through 5 minutes of that rancid mess of a show, I hate it. Cornballs trying to be cool is never going to happen with this shit.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 8:02am.

Slash, sir, you are a genius.

And I want your shirt.

and maybe your babies.

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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 7:29am.

Never seen Glee, never want to. But Grease is my movie - don't be dissin' Grease!

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 6:44am.

ahh i want that shirt too

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Submitted by BabyJane on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 6:13am.

I knew I loved this man for a reason. Glee stinks!

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Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 6:13am.

*Late again*
...I watched the first 3 episodes of Glee and liked it but then lost track cos...well cos Warcraft is more important ;P

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 6:03am.

does slash's shirt come in xl...i have to have one...

haven't seen "glee", nor do i want to...
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 5:53am.

ah I loves ya Slash. So co-sign on this Gleeshit.

In his defence, he was prolly talking about the broadway version of Grease when that big hog Rosie O'Donnell was playing Rizzo.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 5:49am.

Please. Like he should be talking about what's art and what's not. What happened? They decided against Slash Day or GnR day? The man has a preference. It doesn't include musicals. That hardly makes him any kind of connoisseur of anything.

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 5:10am.

wow SO refreshing to hear an artist tell the truth on this shitstorm called "Glee" .. and fuck FOX and their Nazi dog shit , getting clueless gays to give them $$$ off of this mess.

Oh and "Grease" is a work of art .. the 70s generation's "West Side Story" and this comes from someone who is NOT a big fan of musicals either..
I think The Simpson's Mary Poppins parody "Sherry Bobbins" is the best musical ever lol.. but even that is giving FOX $$$ too..

(sigh..leaves)

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

Submitted by Supertramp on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 4:07am.

I'm 100% in agreement with Slash.

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Submitted by ortiz on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 4:26am.
I'm with Slash on this one. Oh and his book was amazing...that is all.
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I'm the biggest Slash fan alive, and yet I found his book tediously boring. Towards the end he came across as inconsistent with his tales and I just found him quite annoying.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by stefystef: "I'm glad someone is telling the truth about this show. It started off pretty good and now it is totally lame."
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Agree. I loved it in the beginning and would get mad at Mr. Hekki making fun of me. But that show jumped the shark SO HARD, early on.
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Right after that Sectionals episode.
When they started all these irritating "tribute" (Gaga, Vadge, etc) episodes and hiring random celebrities in unnecessary roles instead of working on the actual storylines... the show pretty much died. It's the new Ugly Betty, and I'll be shocked if it continues for more than 3 seasons.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:55am.

I really can't stand Glee. I'm not into musicals at all, I even shudder at The Simpsons musical episode and I love the Simpsons, but I did try. Twice. Mostly because I wanted to be able to say with conviction that the show sucks without speaking out of my ass. I watched two episodes from beginning to end a month or so apart and could not believe this was the show people are losing their shit over. I won't hate on it, however; at least it's not making teen moms famous.

Submitted by ortiz on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:56am.

I'm with Slash on this one

Oh and his book was amazing...that is all.

Submitted by RedRow on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:49am.

I have never seen Glee, but any interview with a cast member makes me vomit, so I shalln't waste my time.
Dear Slash, no more projects with Fergilicious okay???

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:59am.
Fuck "Grease." It's all about "Grease 2."

COOL RIDER!!!!

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Grease 2 is all about Michelle Pfeiffer and that dude who who hooked up with a 90 year old and never acted again, right?

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 1:32am.

I have never watched Glee, and in fact I dumped a long term friend of mine because she said since she had 2 small kids in the house we could only email or talk on the phone once in awhle....then she emailed me if I had ever watched Glee, because she watched it every week?

I was like, if you chose Glee over talkng on the phone with me, we are through!

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 1:29am.

Fuck "Grease." It's all about "Grease 2."

COOL RIDER!!!!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:49pm.

A friend of mine has been pushing me to watch this show because according to her it's the greatest thing evah. So I tried to sit through one episode, but I just couldn't. Either I'm not as infantile as I thought, or my gay side is underdeveloped, both of which are not unusual for a heterosexual 40-something female. In short, I would have to say that Glee sucks majorly.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:49pm.

Preach it, Slash! Grease sucks rancid toe jam = TRUTH. High School Musical & Glee are the bacteria that feed on the dusty dregs of decades-old rancid toe jam = GOSPEL TRUTH.

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:43pm.

Slash as a voice of reason .. who knew

Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:07pm.

So sorry if this has already been said, but I would totes buy that shirt if it said "Gunt."
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:54pm.

Will Slash be sporting this getup in the nursing home?

Only the Stones can get away with this...and even they are becoming caricatures.

Although I just googled Slash and it appears he is only 45, I nearly passed out.

It's still not a good look, though.

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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:51pm.

LaChaylo said "I wish her vocal chords would shrivel up."

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@LaChaylo: You know what? I wish Lea's voice would shrivel up too.

And yeah, the show is totally some happy PC shit that is doubling as an After School Special I used to watch like 100 years ago.

I just saw an item that says the football player with the mohawk is going to start dating some heavy-set girl on the show. I guess this is to show that fat girl are worthy of dating and that even jock guys can find a fat girl attractive and be in love.

This is not what happens in real life. I'm sorry. Yes, people fall in love with who they fall in love with, but we all have our "types" to some extent. To think that a jock, so self-conscious about appearence would fall for some fat girl in HS is the fantasty of some Hollywood writer who had a shitty teen life.

Full Disclosure: Okay, as a fat girl... a really fat girl... I'm offended. Why? Because I'm a fat girl who is NOT ATTRACTED TO FAT MEN! And my old man is fat *LOL* You ever seen sex between fat people???

It's not pretty folks. Not. Pretty. *LOL*

So the idea that this jock, who was fucking the head cheerleader, got her knocked up, is going to go after the fat chick in the school is just another lame ass, PC move to make everyone think that everyone should be loved and understood.

Christ, it's 12:48am and I need to go to bed. Michael K's posts this evening have got me tweeked! *LOL*

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Submitted by Falmouth on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:51pm.

Wait, Glee has to be brilliant: it got like 400 Golden Globes.

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Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:47pm.

I feel as if I have never seen Slash's full face and that's probably a good thing. Novemba rain 4 eva.

Submitted by shandiRW on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:46pm.

of course he does!! way, way, waaaay too many bottles of jack daniels makes your brain go.. DEAD!! and..***
P.S. - Does that shirt come in a sleeveless crop top version, because I need one in my life.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:12pm.
Agree. I loved it in the beginning and would get mad at Mr. Hekki making fun of me. But that show jumped the shark SO HARD, early on.
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@Hekki: The show totally JUMPED THE SHARK so fast. It started off as the anti-HSM show, really taking the sweet and nice theme of High School Musical and make it more mean, backstabbing and "realistic" about high school.

Now it is so fuckin' PC, it's disgusting. Everyone is okay, everything is "perfect" everyone is so ACCEPTING of everyone else. ~GAG!~ That is SO NOT HIGH SCHOOL- or real life for that matter.

Jane Lynch's character was so cool- now even she's lame and contrived. And every movie star and has-been pop star wants on the show or their music on the show.

It really sucks now. And I know people watch it, but really, shame on them.
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Just wanted to CO-SIGN. I'm sad because it was the fun, little show that could that wasn't all warm and fuzzy. Now, it's become the Glee Variety Hour to see which celebrity's ass they kiss next. Lea Michele has also become the most insufferable and obnoxious hag, both onscreen and off, I wish her vocal chords would shrivel up.

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:31pm.

If Howard Stern and Willy Wonka had a child....

It would be this.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:27pm.

I attended a school with a drama teacher whose greatest claim to fame was being an "extra" in Grease 2 and American Graffiti 2....and SHE had the balls to tell me to lay my head down on the desk in class when I was the "director" of our 4th rate student film Senior year of high school...

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:12pm.
Agree. I loved it in the beginning and would get mad at Mr. Hekki making fun of me. But that show jumped the shark SO HARD, early on.

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@Hekki: The show totally JUMPED THE SHARK so fast. It started off as the anti-HSM show, really taking the sweet and nice theme of High School Musical and make it more mean, backstabbing and "realistic" about high school.

Now it is so fuckin' PC, it's disgusting. Everyone is okay, everything is "perfect" everyone is so ACCEPTING of everyone else. ~GAG!~ That is SO NOT HIGH SCHOOL- or real life for that matter.

Jane Lynch's character was so cool- now even she's lame and contrived. And every movie star and has-been pop star wants on the show or their music on the show.

It really sucks now. And I know people watch it, but really, shame on them.