Wednesday, January 19th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Hannibal Kardashian
Working the hell out of her full-head muzzle and daring the Photoshoppers to take her on, Khloe Kardashian is declaring that she has the power on YRB Magazine (stands for Yellow Rat Bastard and not Young Rabid Beasts). The power of what? Grayskull? Photoshop? The power to bite the rabies into you once that muzzle comes off?
via KhloeKardashian
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That picture and caption are typical of the way 20-something women see themselves. My niece and her friends have been like this since they were teens in the 90's. The one with the most guys calling is perceived to be the most powerful. You're in bondage, bitch. How the fuck are you the one with the power?
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Cha! You guys are so vanilla!
Where's sucky when you need a friend up in here?
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 11:03pm.
Hi, Cappy!!! And I agree that threesomes, foursomes, too-fucking-manysomes are for exhibitionist attention seekers.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:50pm.
I would like to try a threesome, but I won't.
I don't like to share.
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This. I am not fucking sharing. I'll maybe view others for a hot minute, but, nah, participation not for me. Not a sharer here. Fuck everyone. Some shit is uber-sexy, the most, in private b/w two peeps.
Balls-out sharing and orgys are for fucking attention/risk whores. Attention/Risk-seekers can dance around that shit all they want. That is fucking all.
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“There is no use trying," said Alice, "one can’t believe impossible things." "I dare say you haven’t had much practice," said the Queen. "Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 9:14pm.
Sorry to hog up space responding to a comment that was posted like five hours ago and the person likely won't see, peeps.
And I don't think one should sleep with a married person excepting instances people have already mentioned! Surely that can't weigh well on your conscience anyway--aren't you just going to feel like shit when he probably refuses to leave his wife for you after you fall for him?
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mhmmm! no i will never ask him to leave his wife , just for the simple reason, if he cheated on his wife with me , he might do the same thing to me , no way,lesson learned!.
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I was the one opening my mouth here, i wanted to know what it feels to be criticized in such way.
I know from now on, I will have the tag of husband stealer,would I care ? I don't think so.
I think dlisted is about judging people but not chastised them. and a few of us show our true colors here. well it was nice, but I have to go.
Sorry to hog up space responding to a comment that was posted like five hours ago and the person likely won't see, peeps.
And I don't think one should sleep with a married person excepting instances people have already mentioned! Surely that can't weigh well on your conscience anyway--aren't you just going to feel like shit when he probably refuses to leave his wife for you after you fall for him? Yuck. I had a very brief 'thing-ish' thing with a guy who had a fiance in another country once. It was SO stupid, but I was lonely (boohoo) and he was pushy. He was a total sleazebag, and I know he had cheated on his fiance/now-wife with other people as well. Poor lady.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 2:57pm.
Yucko - I hate off-topic comments, especially ones that have nothing to do with anything even on this site, but I have to respond. Your prof IS blowing you off. I'm fairly certain of this as I am married to one. Students asking for favours that cannot possibly be granted, who have an inflated sense of self-importance, are daily occurrences. This is why you haven't heard back. Students haven't a clue what's it like on the other side because they don't take a second to consider that it's not all about them. The class is full and your brilliance won't change that.
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Wha? It's open post... Do you ever read all the comments here?
And I don't consider myself in an academic respect to have an "over-inflated ego." Profs open extra spaces for students all the time, ergo this is why you see things under class listings like...
Spaces: 30
Number of students: 31
Empty spaces: -1
The class numbers they keep available are pretty much an arbitration--why not 27 instead of 30, or 98 instead of 100? See the point? And I was bothered that she didn't even write me back to say that she couldn't do it, so I could get rid of the hope that she might write me back at the last minute and could just move on and sign up for another class instead. Professors have a responsibility to their students too, you know. I'm not inappropriately FURIOUS about it or anything. It's just a little annoying to be blown off when a simple "sorry, can't do it" would suffice.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:51pm.
so how much was my damage and how much I have to pay!!!!!!!!!
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Haha, I say fuck it, marriage is stupid anyway.
Personally I wouldn't; not for some "moral reason" but for the simple fact that a man who is that weak, and with that little respect for himself that he would break the vows HE made, is simply not good enough for me.
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 8:11pm.
good god! it was only one time, I'm not planning on doing it again, I'm not planning to be with him ever , but the truth guys I did not expect this reaction from you, it was an eye opening thank you
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Yeah okay see Jana posts.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Jacko!
A video for ya!
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=371329&title=vid...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
good god! it was only one time, I'm not planning on doing it again, I'm not planning to be with him ever , but the truth guys I did not expect this reaction from you, it was an eye opening thank you
I was cheated on and it's the SHITTIEST feeling.
Although if one of the various Neighbor Men were to make an offer, it would be hard to resist. No sessy times chez QBK.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
guilty of putting little matching bows in mah daughter's almost bald head BUT only for pictures... as soon as she feels them she takes them out.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 7:24pm.
e-v-e-r...
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I don't know why but this made me lol...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:00pm.
see now Choco- i think what you did was wrong.... but you are not the one in the marriage, not the one who cheated on your spouse
hooking up with a married man does cross a moral line, but ..... i just can't condemn you as i would if you were the married one
its not up to you to keep the man faithful, sorry.
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it does cross a moral line,
but why do always blame the other as to blaming the cheating husband?
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I blame both, but you know what? I personally think you two lovebirds were made for each other and deserve to be together forever and e-v-e-r...keep us posted on how all that works out for ya.
edit: and omg, I came home to read all 68797 pages and I have to say I heart you all for the laughs! I needed that today :)
...now throw away the fucking key!
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
Ok, so I'm in no position to judge a cheater, so I'll leave that part alone. But BRAGGING about it, and calling the wife (who is the real victim in this, not you, Choco)a bitch and a cunt is a low blow considering you fucked her husband.
And I think you're being dishonest about being cheated on, because I don't think anyone who has would WANT to inflict that pain on someone else.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Even if my own fucking sister told me she was knowlingly sleeping with a married man I would rip her a new one.
anyone who has EVER brought that shit up has gotten shredded here. You think you get a pass because this is a "family"?
NO.
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All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes
it is the power of grayskull
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
@ ME
Yup the scenarios you describe are exactly what you get depending on the level of attachment. In my case, I have done all my ho shit while single...cause I am far too territorial to share with anyone else and be in an open relationship...the few times I went with couples I was the guest star and it just felt wierd and not that great...for the most part I was more into one guy than the other...it was amazing when we were all single and had the same level of attraction for each other but that is hard to find.
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"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:43pm.
I thought the same thing- why the hell would chocopuffs bring up sleeping with a married man? we Dlisters have zero tolerance for that shit.
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because I thought you are my family ,but obviously you are not , i guess you are not. I'm going now to "just jared " because I was not welcome here.
BYE MK keep up the good work and be always careful on cheating with a married one.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:25pm.
The "filled" stamp on a Valtrex prescription doesn't count as leaving an impression, mofo.
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ahahahahahahaha this is why i love you!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
I srsly thought that was the Bieb.
"Do you ever wish you would die?"
"No. It's foolish to ask for luxuries in times like these."
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:44pm.
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Totally agree. ONE series is art - cuz it IS pretty and interesting. Unique; touching, thought provoking....but what came of it, in the end was nothing but debauchery. It's like those Monet prints. Monet is gorgeous but those prints are totally drab.
♥ Threadkilla!
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~Thomas A. Edison
Own a Ford Hybrid? Be afraid:
http://www.nearescape.ca/
Spicey -I didn't see your post. LOL SORRY!
Anywhore - yes.
I've done it completely unattached = enjoyment
Did it while in a relationship (1st time BF and I had only been together for a couple weeks, so....still kinda unattached) = third party kept getting left out.
Other times done while in a relationship = uncomfortable for me, as I didn't want to, but he did = angry, irritable girlfriend later.
Fishy, from the Office. Oscar said that about Angela's baby jazz band poster.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:45pm.
Only way it works is if all three people are not involved with one another in any romantic way. At all.
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I just said the same thing in different words :-P
But having 2 women at the same time is top of the list in most str8 men's fantasies. Just like having 2 guys is for us gays. It's sexual rush thing; therefore, it is best when there is no romantic attachment whatsoever. couples usually have rules in terms of what they would do and won't do with the guest star which puts a damper on the festivities. Plus no attachment means no fear of sharing or having to deal with territorial crap.
Oh and cheaters suck and should be castrated.
"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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I would like to try a threesome, but I won't.
I don't like to share.
ETA: I can't do baby headbands. Mine doesn't even like when I do pigtails...but I do it anyway because it's cute and I'M THE MOTHER, DAMMIT! :P
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Why do men always want threesomes?
It doesn't matter how consentual it is, especially if it's a couple bringing in a third party, someone always ends up getting their feelings hurt and walks away bitter.
It just doesn't work.
Only way it works is if all three people are not involved with one another in any romantic way. At all.
I thought the same thing- why the hell would chocopuffs bring up sleeping with a married man? we Dlisters have zero tolerance for that shit.
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All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:25pm.
I HATE headbands on babies. Add in this ridiculous "boutique" homemade frenzy with hair bows and tutus and all that frilly shit babies have NO use for.
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Don't forget wedge heels.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
*runs through to see if the ho-talk is done with*
Man, I had a costumer today at work who made my lady-parts tingle, but when he stated he was a Grandpa, my morals kicked into overdrive....
Team Dont fuck someone elses husband.
There is nothing good coming out of shit like that. EVER.
fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:17pm.
I've been invited home by swingers and the like many times. I never took anyone up on it or even a one night stand, I'd like to think I have more class than that.
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Class has nothing to do with it...3somes can still be had in a classy fashion...just like everything else, it's all on how you handle it. ;-)
Having said that, 3somes are best when all participants are unattached...3somes with couples get freaking weird class notwithstanding.
"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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This quotes sums up my feelings about Anne Geddes photographs. Bonus points if you can place the quote:
"I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. "
(edited for spelling)
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
*plucks chin hair*
MOTHERFUCKER! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
I'd like to think I'm classy too, but I'm just dumb: the one time I'm aware of that somebody actually tried to invite me to a threesome with her and her husband, I made excuses because I thought she was sort of creepy, went home, puzzled over why two ugly people of indeterminate gender that I'd just met at the dog park would invite me to their weekend house in CT just like that (my dog was welcome, too), then, realizing the only plausible explanation, got really pissed off that I'd been approached by such unattractive people. :^\
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Oh, I
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The ocean's near the shore
The "filled" stamp on a Valtrex prescription doesn't count as leaving an impression, mofo.
I HATE headbands on babies. Add in this ridiculous "boutique" homemade frenzy with hair bows and tutus and all that frilly shit babies have NO use for.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
shoey!! teach me some class PLEASE!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Put me on the headband/flower/ head garnmet shit on babies team.
1. It looks fucking stupid.
2. It's going to fall of eleventy million times, why add more frustration to yourself?
3. It looks fucking stupid.
I've been invited home by swingers and the like many times. I never took anyone up on it or even a one night stand, I'd like to think I have more class than that.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
I'm glad I'm not alone in hating those headband-with-flower baby things. They make me want to punch the baby in the face, and I think babies are generally pretty okay. Any item that makes me want to punch a baby in the face is a bad item.
Punching adults in the face, however, especially those bereft of morals, is not necessarily bad. *side-eye mode set to 11*
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Oh, I
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The ocean's near the shore
LMFAO @ Uvy!
LMAO Uvy!!! "did we ever fuck" amazingly, I have this kind of lasting impression on women!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:42pm.
I unknowingly was dating a married man when I was 22. I had met him through a friend and we went out several times and then we had sex.
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I did this a couple years older and the dude was not married but apparently in a committed relationship...and I only found this out randomly because there was an ex cyber stalking me who found this guy rating and naming all the chicks (with details so I know--long story) he had met/banged on a SWINGERS website. Unless his GF was watching from the porch or something I'm pretty damn sure they didn't have an open/swinging relationship...
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I met a couple in a club in Tulsa - she was an extremely hot young chick and he was an old rich dude (like in his 70's). They tried to get me to go home with them... I was all like NO THANKS until I found out the old dude just wanted to watch lol she cooked an amazing breakfast!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Ok, I finally found the comment. Is that shit for real??? I mean, really, do people really use English that way? I call bullshit, sounds like an effort at attention to me.
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Well-behaved women rarely make history
My seven year old is dancing to "Single Ladies". He's biting his lower lip. He's doing the finger snap followed immediately by fake gun pointing to all the invisible ladies.
Jack, did we ever fuck? I think this one's yours.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Hoffalina - those slimey bastards!
WE TALKING ABOUT CHEATING IN THIS LOWER CHAT?
I had a married man trick me once too. long ago.
fucker!
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:56pm.
HH - I later found out he had a 2 year old and his wife was 8 1/2 months pregnant at the time he and I were "seeing eachother"
Such a POS. UGH.
Had I had any clue I would have NEVER given him a second look.
omg! what pos indeed.