What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
I never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss Glamberace's old "if K.D. Lang and an Elvis-impersonating unicorn mated in an Adam Antfarm" look. This revelation hit me after I went through these pictures of him at the premiere party for RuPaul's Drag Race 3 in West Hollywood last night. What flavor of Pixie Dust was Glamberace on when his style team gathered around him before the event and said, "It's going to be finger waving FIERCE! We're going to make you look like a 45-year-old Ke$ha who is forced to pay off her tab at the free clinic by singing The Cure songs at a retirement center for old goths in Sedona, Arizona." Why did he sign off on that?
When you accept an invitation to a Drag Race party, you better show up looking like a disco ball birthed you out in a kiddie pool filled with glitter. There better be a sparkle twinkling out of every single pore. Glamberace, please return those JNCO lady jeans to my raver cousin who refuses to let go out of the late 90s.
Here's a few beauties from last night's party who chose to sparkle in some way, shape or form. In order (after Glamberace): Bobby Trendy, Delta Work, Mimi Imfurst, Morgan McMichaels, Ongina, Raven, Ru, Shannel, Stacy Layne Matthews, Tammie Brown, Vanessa Williams and Madonna Venus D Lite.
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I was very happy to Supra Shoes, I gave his work number down, and do not Supra Muska know whether this move that my dollar is counterfeit. My God, seeing all over the detectors, and he told me come back tomorrow! I had to come to the fire, and I swear I’ll get you for this,Supra Skytop 2 Shoes! Then I hit the 95,559 grumblets to go! I have a few,Womens Supra Vaider Shoes, yes, ah, so I let him count them again, he does not squint at me friconclusionly, and then lay down cash registers, Supra TK Societythe last two thousand four hundred whole, a point not less. He did not believe, add one, and finally did not even apologize and seek the Supra Footwear mode is very unpleasant.
Gayken was hanging around backstage that year trying to see if he could get with one of the top three to do a duet.
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Justin Guarini who WAS hanging around backstage for TV Guide debunked that story. It never happened and it is more likely that Glamberace needed the publicity a lot more than Aiken did. At least Aiken has coat-tails to ride.
Where were past winners Bebe Zahara Benet & Tyra Sanchez? Did their invite get lost in the mail? Shame on you Ru. I'll shreek if this season's winner is another black wo-man. But it most likely will be...it IS RuPaul's show.
Snideychick sez:
I thought it was the girl who played the vampire in Let The Right One In all growed up. Guess not.
I love me some Adam Lambert...but this look is an epic fail.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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Adam hates himself because he is a transexual. This is not being a gay MAN. This is freaking tasteless ho Mariah Carey in a mans's body.
What the fuck is this? Looks like a fat ass convention.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
OOohhh now that's just tragic. What kind of drugs do you need to be on to leave the house like that?
Maybe he's wearing this old-lady caftan because he's gained so much weight? He looks fat.
Dear Adam,
If you can dye your hair once a week to hide your naturally blond roots, you can also schedule a facial.
Dear Shannel,
LV print? Honey, only house/ball queens wear labels to prove their fabulousness.
I think I see moobs.
Maybe the poncho is a clever lard-distraction device. I know that when *I* spot somebody wearing a poncho, I immediately think, "That person is slim." Same with capes, and evening gowns festooned with life-threatening bows.
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Ooooh, I get it! He's channeling the new adventures of the old Kelly Osbourne. Ms. Shannel is purdy, I'm jellis. Ru-ru looks anorexic sick. Yikes.
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So on 2nd thought.. I wouldn't hit it. I'll take my ho-shit tendencies elsewhere. - Crustyina Fagulera 12/10
I thought it was really funny when that turd gayken made fun of his singing voice and glamberace was like "quit trying to ride my coattails." Gayken was hanging around backstage that year trying to see if he could get with one of the top three to do a duet.
Lamberace looks like a post-apocalyptic Liza Minelli.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 1:17pm.
I don't think Ru is sick, I think he's just getting old.
Hell, it happens.
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RuPaul is neither sick nor old. He's a straight up meth head and has been for years.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Look, it's the dawning of the age of a queery ass.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Look, it's the dawning of the age of a queery ass.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Not a big fan at all with this guy. He seems to have a real tendency to shoot himself in the foot (AKA cock) and ruin any sort of momentum his career has. Athina mentioned he turned down QUEEN to do his own thing!!!?? What the hell is own thing? A tour with Queen would give you a global platform to show your talent, and then you go off and make your album and sell the shit out of it because the WHOLE WORLD would knows who you are and you’d have multiple countries to sell in. Instead the guy launches his career with stupid controversy and a mediocre album (at best) that had laughable cover art. This guy had the most press and “buzz” of anyone on AI and he hasn’t been able to parlay it into anything but photo opps for crappy shows.
His act has been done before and by considerably more talented people, Bowie for one and his talents stand alone as far as I'm concerned. He’s going to become even more irrelevant than he already is if he doesn’t smarten up and get his act together.
JMO anyway, what the hell do I know?
*rant over..feels better*
They're pretending they're women, he's pretending he's a rock star.
Its like every day is Halloween
i had a friend who had sex with the main queen of this story but who did not seriously? well my friend said he was a very tall man and very awkard
Submitted by UltraBaroque on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 1:21pm.
Bow down to the guy doing Vanessa Williams.
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lol that is Vanessa Williams,
but i have never been a fan of glimberace, the look is very Janice Joplin , lets hope he does not goes on the same route as her
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 1:17pm.
I love him to pieces, but this look (and, when he briefly sported a mustache) is not good for him. I hope he's not gaining weight.
That said, he is incredibly talented, and I cannot wait for his next album.
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
Oh, sweetie, no. No, no, no. Cut your hair and bring back that glittery, sexy man I fell in love with. Please!
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"God only gives you one balloonknot, be nice to it." - Raul Duke
D-Listed Friends, Glamerace is trying to channel Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Sully wore a frock like this in season 3 when he married Dr. Quinn. Cloud Dancing gave him the wedding shirt that his wife, Snowbird, made for him. And Sully wore that mess in lieu of a tuxedo.
Then the question of my sanity comes to mind. Am I a Dr. Quinn fan? How do I know all this shit? Do I have EVERY episode on DVD?
Yes. And I hate myself.
Did Grace Slick have a yard sale?
This is just odd, I would have never believed this if i hadn't seen it first. If Brandon Flowers ever pulls this shit I'll know its the end times fo sho.
the last thumbnail... madonna's wishes she was this hot..
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i lift things up and put them down...
I've been waiting for the new season!
whoops...at first glance i thought this was paula abdul...
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i lift things up and put them down...
Submitted by TexnDoc
He looks like he's in his Elizabeth Taylor "Ragu-on-the-rocks, please" phase.
Boy is ballooning.
I second this. Totally looks like Elizabeth Taylor drag gone wrong!
Looks like a typical saturday night for me
Submitted by TexnDoc
He looks like he's in his Elizabeth Taylor "Ragu-on-the-rocks, please" phase.
Boy is ballooning.
LOL. This. He's not making a fashion statement so much as trying to hide the lbs., which always makes you look fatter.
LMAO @ finger waving fierce!!
this is hideous.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Boy George, is that you?
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Bow down to the guy doing Vanessa Williams.
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"I'd be surprised if there was even an engine in that festering whore sled.
UK car advert.
Moobs. Caught in the rain. On a PMS day.
Whatever, he's still hot.
Could someone please explain to me the thing in the Earth tutu with the traffic cones shooting out its head?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I don't think Ru is sick, I think he's just getting old.
Hell, it happens.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice. - M
He can do no wrong in my book. He is freaking gorgeous and incredibly talented. Seriously, who has balls big enough to turn down an offer from Queen to tour with them? He wanted to do his own stuff, which is admirable. The fact that Queen considered him as a replacement for the late great Freddie Mercury says volumes about his talent.
I have only one comment.
Louis Vuitton should sue.
That is all.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice. - Michael K, 1/11/11
.I never saw the appeal with this dude to begin with
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All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes
The bottom left thumb looks exactly like Mo'nique.
Is RuPaul sick? looks like shit....
and so does Glamberboy.... he looks dirty or something - I MUCH prefer the slick-guy look!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
what in flaming Poncho Villa-ge idiot ? ...
he's sorta channeling Dave Navarro sans pube goatee..
If his hair was short - or even shaved, this would look MUCH better.
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He reminds me of Yasmine Bleeth
LOL@ Jnco jeans!! I had a pair of them in high school--my dad called them my street sweepers.
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omg i thought Liz Taylor (first pic) was walking again....
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*