The End Of Katie Price & Roxy Baby
Katie Price has finally announced that her 11-month-old marriage to cross-dressing cage fighter Alex Reid is about as numb as the feeling in her nipples after having a dozen titty rotations. There have been rumors for weeks that Alex is moving his dick-tucking panties and fishnet bodysuits out of their marital home, and now Katie has confirmed it in a statement that will take you more than 11 months to read.
Katie should've let Harvey write this statement, because he would've kept it simple and right. Harvey would've wrote, "ALEX! FAMEWHORE! USER! LIAR! MANIPULATOR! HEART HURTER! CRACKERS!" Okay, crackers have nothing to do with Alex. Harvey just loves them (File under: things I've learned while reading all of Katie's shit autobiographies).
Below is Katie's full statement. Cancel your plans and attach yourself to an IV drip filled with vodka if you're going in, because it will take you all night.
"Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly - we all make mistakes and this was one.However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues. I have tried to help him with these issues but they have put a considerable strain on our relationship.
Our difficulties were also not helped by Alex becoming more fascinated by life in the media eye. Obviously I cannot be critical of someone wanting to do this and originally I tried to help him with his career by getting him contracts with my production company. If Alex wants to honour those contracts, the production company is more than happy to do so.
However, Alex’s desire to promote himself caused a change in the dynamic of our relationship and contributed to our alienation.
Alex and I have spent many hours discussing our relationship and trying to make it work but the issues between us are too deep rooted. I had hoped that we could end our relationship amicably and without a war of words in the media.
I appreciate that there are those that will not believe that but I had agreed I would say nothing more than the statement we had jointly prepared. This was not because I am concerned what Alex may truthfully disclose but to give him comfort that I would not discuss the issues that so strained our relationship.
I had hoped that Alex and I could remain friends but I am not sure if that is possible given events since last Sunday when we were on the verge of releasing a statement. Alex asked that we did not release any statement because he wanted more time to think.
The intervening period has, however, seen a number of false stories appear and photographs of Alex with my son Junior in the gym which it is absolutely clear were posed for. Alex is fully aware that I have sought to remove my children from the public eye now they are of an age to understand and be affected by media coverage of them.
I feel incredibly let down that he did this while asking me for more time to discuss our relationship and just hope that the stories circulating that he sold those pictures are not true.
It is true that I have asked Alex to leave the family home and that he will not do so. I would leave myself but the house is equipped for Harvey’s needs. Alex would like to portray himself as honourable and I hope he acts that way.
Contrary to some reports I have not discussed financial matters with my divorce lawyers. I would like to make clear that the allegations that I have been dragging out any announcement so that my film crew can capture on film Alex’s upset are complete fabrication.
I am deeply upset that my relationship with Alex has failed but I know it is the right thing for my children and I that we separate. My children are my absolute priority in this and they are being shielded from what is happening."
You know, it's kind of a cunty move on Katie's part to write a statement that her estranged husband can't read on his own. She lost him at "behaviour," because that's when the cartoon stars circled around him and the words "HERP DERP" filled his empty head.
And condolences to the British public who will be attacked with non-stop covers of OK! starring Katie and Alex's hemorrhoid faces. Hopefully, OK! eases the pain by throwing a Harvey cover in there every now and again.
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Remember when Katie's honker was the size of a small penis? Shit was big. I've grown to have a soft spot for this Barbie of a woman. Who else openly stuffs a cellphone in their vagina whilst drunk for all to see? Who else marries an avid cross-dresser?? Who else names their daughter Princess Tiamii???
The British have Katie Price & we get Heidi Montag's plastic queefs?! Fucking shit.
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More in cirurgia plastica - lipoaspiração - aumento peniano - ginecomastia
*yawn*
Someone let me know when she shoves a cellphone up her cooch again. THAT was interesting. She should make it ring this time while up there.
I still love Harvey!
LOL I didn't even know she had gotten married!
I want to hope that Alex will do a tell all, but that impotent ape mama's boy will be his usual coward self and walk away with nothing because he is a retard.
Dear Whore:
No one gives a fuck.
Love,
The World
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Where's Princess Tamiamiamiiaii?
The cross eyed kid is freaking me out!
HARVEY!!!!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
i can just tell by looking at these pictures that this is true love...
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i lift things up and put them down...
@Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:46pm.
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May I suggest to "The Price Ain't Right" that she downloads and watches "Dressed To Kill", "Raising Cain" and "The Tenant" tonight. It's a primer for what to expect when big, scruffy trannies don't wanna leave your house. "
LOL. True. She's got trouble on her hands.
I watched 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' last night. They all take their cue from this broad.
We Brits gave you Colin Firth and Ricky Gervais, but we also have this mess.........ick.
Why are you bagging on the irish like we have fok allwhaat do tig tiger snooze.
Of course she wrote that statement, we believe you leatherface.
If she really cares about her kids she might not move in her next fuck partner to the family home as soon as meeting him and then remove him from the kids lives just as suddenly.
Saying she didn't want her kid photographed is just a concocted excuse for dumping someone she has childishly got bored of.
She truly is vile.
She contradicts herself in every part of this statement.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Harvey is by far the most intelligent and interesting person in this picture. "OK!" should do an interview with him. I bet he could tell us a thing or two about Mommie Dearest.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What Harvey was thinking in that photo: I give this farce eleven months, tops.
Are you sure that's not a barbie doll thats posing as Jordan?? Holy plastic fuckery, batman!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
I'm too ADD to read her bullshit, but I thought the best man (or whoever that is) was Ryan Seacrest.
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Douchechill!
"Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues."
You mean his boning other men? That was difficult for you?
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"No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house."
Mmmm hmmmm.......
"It's my money and I want it now!"
i didn't realize they had married, so no loss there. who is the blond guy in the pic?
Who the frack are these people?
This retarded, repulsive whore needs to die a slow and fucking painful death.
The Human Tabloid.
And so ends the fairybook marriage of our times. Is there no real love left at all?
Also, what in hells name is that picture? Can any bitch get a job as a photo-shopper nowadays? Bitches are photo-shopped to hell! They all look a damn mess!
So she whores Harvey out to anyone who's interested, but the other two are supposedly off limits?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
O.M.G.T.M.I.
Ditto the no one cares. Famehor'n at it's best.
NO ONE CARES x infinity.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I tried but I couldn't stomach past the fourth paragraph of her "statement." How far did you all get?
Nope. Can't even be remotely bothered to try and get through that crap.
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Shiitake happens...
Well, she CAN shove an entire cell phone up her lady-cave. If that's not talent, I don't know what is.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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tl;dr
BTW - Why is this bitch in the public eye again? Who the fuck is she and what the fuck did she ever do?
***WTF?! Why the double post?! FAWK!
tl;dr
BTW - Why is this bitch in the public eye again? Who the fuck is she and what the fuck did she ever do?
In other words, he was tired of everything being about you. Thanks for the un-clarification.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Oh..and I hope Peter Andre now gets full custody of *all* the kids. He seems like an actual parent and not a burnt orange stick figure with sandbag tits.
"However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues"
Beeyatch...PLEASE. When did you realize this...when he sideswiped you for the last panty shields in the house? When you realized that he was more adept at using at eyebrow brush than you? When you discovered that the tramp stamp tattoo over his ass was really the words "Ladyboys do it better" in Thai?
May I suggest to "The Price Ain't Right" that she downloads and watches "Dressed To Kill", "Raising Cain" and "The Tenant" tonight. It's a primer for what to expect when big, scruffy trannies don't wanna leave your house.
She has her own production company? I'm guessing she's producing the same kind of shit as my lower intestine.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Wow, I didn't even know she married someone after Peter Andre (who got dicked over pretty hard by this woman). And sure you can say that she's a fake cunt who often goes on way too many TMI benders, but she's always been a good mother. So I'll give her credit for that.
And to the poster who said that she'll go crawling back to Peter, you're probably right. Unfortunately, he seems like the soft and forgiving type. He made her tolerable.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I just found out her real name is Katrina. That's where all the failure stemmed from, in my opinion. Bitch should have stayed a Katrina. Bet things would have gone a lot better for her.
Check out Alex Reid in gold lame panties and gold high-heels
Looks like our Chyna Doll.
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"I'd be surprised if there was even an engine in that festering whore sled.
UK car advert.
Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:13pm.
Remember when Katie's honker was the size of a small penis? Shit was big. I've grown to have a soft spot for this Barbie of a woman. Who else openly stuffs a cellphone in their vagina whilst drunk for all to see?
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*raises tiger paw*...See all at *hiccup*
drunkentigercellphoneerotica.com
HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I still have no idea who this person is.
Love how the famewhoring bitch feels the need to write a book putting the blame on everyone but herself. She should have just put out the following statement: "He decided not to suck up to me anymore, and I can't have a husband who doesn't do my every wish whenever I want it".
Truth be told, I'd much rather have that hot piece of ass who's on the left of the banner photo...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I love Harvey. That vid of him telling Peter Andre to fuck off reserved him a spot in my cold heart til the end of times.......
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fuck those goddamn son of a horses i got better things to do like love landwhale and bake some bread and tell some fuckers to fuck off.----charlie m.
"However, Alex’s desire to promote himself caused a change in the dynamic of our relationship and contributed to our alienation."
So in other words, his wish to actually promote himself and NOT ALWAYS MAKE THINGS ABOUT HER was a bad thing and she wanted the relationship to end as a result?
Fuck you Katie Price, since when do you give a shit about using your own children as props and pawns to gain some cash? It only pisses you off when you're not the one doing it.
Look out Peter you know she's going to come begging at your doorstep for another chance. Hate this orange cunt.
Dear Katie Price,
You are a disgusting and ugly famewhore slut. You got what you deserved.
Sincerely,
99.95% of the World's population.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Remember when Katie's honker was the size of a small penis? Shit was big. I've grown to have a soft spot for this Barbie of a woman. Who else openly stuffs a cellphone in their vagina whilst drunk for all to see? Who else marries an avid cross-dresser?? Who else names their daughter Princess Tiamii???
The British have Katie Price & we get Heidi Montag's plastic queefs?! Fucking shit.
"Hemorroid faces", hahahahaha!
Check out Alex Reid in gold lame panties and gold high-heels :
http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://images.smh.com.a...