Which One Is The Cardboard Cutout?

Never mind that Justin Bieber stole his 3D glasses from a candy raver circa 1997, it's a little bizarre that his magical locks made from the dreams of solid gold unicorns look positively bland next to St. Angie Jolie's high halo. Yes, that's a halo (or maybe Brad Pitt is crouching behind her with a spotlight held over his head). Angie is probably so confused when she posed for this picture at the Golden Globes. She doesn't know whether she wants to adopt him or date him.

Eat your vag out, Jenny Shimizu, because it looks like Angie's got a new lezzie of choice!

And meeting Bieber wasn't the only magical event Angie took part in that night. There was also this:

Leave it to Michael Douglas to part the emerald sea with his photobomb. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angie are trying to out-beauty one another, but little do they know that Michael Douglas took this one.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by emily003 on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 2:14am.

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Submitted by Miranda on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:19am.

Holie just reminds me of Michael Jackson these days. Too much plastic surgery!!

Submitted by KA on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 3:39pm.

OMG BEST PHOTOBOMB EVER

Submitted by txeggplant on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 1:42pm.

Hahahaha ... this has to be the best pic of the whole event!!!

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 10:07am.

Angelina's dress is very matronly. On anyone else it would have been slammed. But on her it's bested dressed?

Submitted by stank on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 9:09am.

Hilarious! Who's funnier. Justin or Michael. Michael takes this one.

And Angelina Jolie is NOT aging well. I'm also bored with her. After about a decade these people just get tired and old. NEXT.

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 9:07am.

Lookit Michael's hilarious mug in between those two! Love him.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 7:35am.

The material from Cunty McCunty from Cuntsville's dress looks like it was ripped off the bench seat of a 73 AMC Pacer.

Those fucking glasses are just one more reason to hate Lezbeaver. I mean really, what the fuck is he trying to say with these things? Is he trying to be campy cool? Is he trying to set a trend?

Little fucking goof

(*rant over, feels beter*)

Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:37am.

AJ looks stunning loving the dress,and Michael looks HAWT too I used to have the hots for Gordon Geko

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:28am.

BAM! just noticed michael douglas in the middle...
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i lift things up and put them down...

Submitted by flori-duh on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:23am.

Kitler
AngieJo looks awful and that dress looks like the thing I put in my windshield to keep the sun out of my car...yuck.
jeez, I hate asskissers

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:19am.

I think Cathy's got this one!

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Submitted by Margaret on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:18am.

Michael Douglas photobomb! Lol. Angie is beautiful in the face. She kinda makes KZJ look like a pug. But KZJ body is obviously more attractive. Angie is scary thin.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:06am.

HA!!! When I finally saw Michael Douglas in the middle I blew snot, I nearly missed it. All photos of these self-important dinks could use a little MD crashing their vanity shots.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:51am.

They both look old and haggard. Angie looks like a dude next to CZJ.

Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 5:51am.

CZJ looks pretty awesome, worked on or not, she's still a stunning woman.

Submitted by Libra on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:32am.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:43pm.

Joan: "Angelina looked gorgeous in emerald green. Then came Mila Kunis down the runway. Good news and bad news: you look great. But Angelina just went down the carpet in the same color. Back in the limo, bitch!"

Are you kidding me?? Joan needs a brand new pair of glasses because Angie's dress belonged in a Dynasty show some 20 years back! Both Mila and CZJ's dresses were 100 times better than that curtain Angie was wearing. Granted the color was A LOT of improvement on her part but COME ON!!!
If anyone should've crawled back into her limo, it would be Angie. She had absolutely NOTHING on CZJ or Mila coz both of them rocked that color!
I don't understand why the media CONSTANTLY tries to shove Brangelina down our throats as some sorts of icon. They should realize by now that 2005 is long gone and these two couldn't be more irrelevant!

Submitted by daisy100 on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:27am.

angel, thanks for the education on photobomb. i learn so much from you guys

Submitted by Libra on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 3:53am.

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:21pm.

Wasnt it Michael Douglas who made some comment about Brad Pitt leaving "that beautiful woman" Aniston to go and take care of orphans with Angelina?

That's absolutely true but he apologized for it later! The Pitts and Douglas' obviously kissed and made up but the loons NEVER forgot that (how could they)... and that's why they blamed his cancer on committing this BLASPHEMY !!!

As far as the pic is concerned, CZJ wins this one hands down! She looks positively glowing and feminine while Angie looks positively ghoulish!!!

Submitted by chippychazoo on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 2:26am.

Angie's dress just makes her look like the green scaly reptile queen that she truly is.

Correction, that should be green scaly drug ravaged, reptile queen.

Submitted by _fail_ on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 1:28am.

AJ's dress reminds me of this beauty on Carol Burnett, a true style leader...

http://glenwj.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/pdvd_071.jpg

Submitted by zinnia on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 12:26am.

To cute! Go Michael D! Love him! :D
good to see he's getting well!!!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 11:48pm.

I suddenly get a craving for cucumber.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 11:38pm.

Still giggling because my husband looked over my shoulder and asked if that was "The Nanny" (Fran Drescher) posing with Bieber. LMAO. She is looking so horrible these days.

Submitted by norma_desmond on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 11:32pm.

AJ is looking like she cleans houses for a living!

Submitted by Seen around London on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:56pm.

Who is filling this young lad's head up with the "Hi, honey,you know me, You want a photo with me? Ok, stand still and smile, Oh you're quite welcome. I'm Justin by the way, you know the biggest name in America at the moment" Then as you hear Angelina sneezing after the experience JB is heard running over to his Dad. "I got it for you Dad, I got it" Yeah I'll get the limo. Thump thump thump go Daddy's rocks. Pure Angie. This mess might have worked with Kim or even Jenn and where was that Selena older woman? Did she get carded and not get in?

Also is anyone else feeling how nice it was to have absolutley NO Lohans at this thing?

Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:57pm.

Photobomb! So funny.

God Bless the Jones-Douglas-Jolie-Pitts!

Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:33pm.

It's so weird. Sometimes AJ will look like one of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and then all of a sudden her features seem to overpower her face and she looks like The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

She seems to morph from appearance to appearance.

Submitted by Talula on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:25pm.

Angelina is gonna die like Karen Carpenter, never even admitting they have an illness. CZJ's got this one.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:23pm.

ohmyGOD Michael Douglas's all boobie sammich YES hahaha!!!

Submitted by jsl48813 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 10:11pm.

bitch looks annoyed standing next to him lol

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:59pm.

Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 11:26pm.

i posted the pic with angelina and czj before MK........*wants kudos*

Did you take the photo? Excellent camera work. Kudos! You should be really proud of your photography skills because that was really a clear photo. :)

Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:56pm.

i posted the pic with angelina and czj before MK........*wants kudos*

Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:27pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:03pm.

Why does a 65 year old man who is recovering from Cancer look healthier than a 33 year old woman?
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LOL!!!! I've never particularly cared for CZJ but I'd take her over either half of Brangelina any day of the week...

...that being said, they don't have much use for CZJ across the pond...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqyp96gmtxs&feature=related

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 9:05pm.

KZJ looks healthy. Angie looks ill.

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:30pm.

And, Michael Douglas peeking behind and between the two is HI-frickin'LARIOUS!

Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:29pm.

Catherine ftw.

Round, beautiful, apple-cheeked, feminine face.

Vs.

Long, horsey, manly, sunken-in, gaunt face.

Oh da shame!

Submitted by LunaChick on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:22pm.

CZJ looks beautiful, I love her gown. What happened to Angie? I can remember when she was hot. Michael is great in this photo.

That Beeber brat is so annoying. WTF is up with those sunglasses? I know he's a kid, but he needs to back off the fame whoring and trying to stand out.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:17pm.

Ho-lie looks completely busted in the face.
I really don't understand people who think she's some kind of goddess in her generation. She looks about 50 years old, and she's barely in her mid-30s.

Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 8:13pm.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is way prettier then Angelina.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:51pm.

Wasnt it Michael Douglas who made some comment about Brad Pitt leaving "that beautiful woman" Aniston to go and take care of orphans with Angelina?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:50pm.

What an awkward pic , btw. Geez, put an arm around one another or something -- they look so stiff. The photo was obviously forced or atleast their conversation was.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:46pm.

Somebody put a frame around MD`s face. He absolutely rocks that pic!!!!
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Submitted by K2 on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:45pm.

Angelina's dress looks itchy as all hell! It's a nasty color - I have no clue why the media is going on and on about how beautiful she looked in it. It's drab and she looks like an overtired mermaid in it! And do something with the hair! Oh, and Catherine's dress is a much better green.

It's funny looking at this photo and comparing the noses. Catherine's is as wide as Jolie's is pinched.

Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:41pm.

Angie always looks disconnected.

In other news, there's a whole lotta Botox in that room.

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:31pm.

Michael took the glamour and all the hot sexy of that shot. Those two might as well have had burqas on. He rules this photo.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:23pm.

I think that Angie not wearing black, white or some other neutral is a step in the right direction.

Submitted by Scheherazade on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:22pm.

Catherine looks beautiful, loooved that dress. Angie looks high or something, like she's disconnected somehow.

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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:12pm.

I thought shoulder pads went out 20 yrs ago.

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 01/18/2011 - 7:06pm.

I had no idea James Haven was at the Golden Globes! (I would have gone with a subtle teal rather than the in-your-face-emerald green dress though Jimmy)

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