Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which member of the Glee cast was partying over the holidays on Boracay island in the Philippines and managed to mistakenly pull a ladyboy? (Popbitch)
Puck was in the Philippines during the holidays, so he's the obvious guess. But I do like the image of Jane Lynch literally pulling a delicate Filipino flower by the hand across the beach.
Which Real Housewife ( in a city currently airing) enjoys a little wake me up cocaine every morning. (CDAN)
Giggy from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, obviously. He used to do lines off of Cedric's abs.
Although all the women who announced they were pregnant in the past two weeks all have boyfriends or husbands, one of the women is unsure if it is said boyfriend/husband or the guy she was cheating with. (CDAN)
YES! I just knew Maury would eventually make a cameo in this latest Hollywood Babypalooza. And my official guess is Kate Hudson?
This actor has been under a lot of scrutiny about his sexuality. While he has been keeping a very low public profile (with the exception of a magazine cover here or there), he isn’t exactly sitting at home with the wife and kids night after night. In fact, he recently made an appearance at a WeHo gay bar with some male friends. They were swigging down drinks and cracking jokes about a certain organization to which he belongs. No, the organization is not The Hair Club for Men. (Blind Gossip)
Drink that Xenutini like you don't give a fuck, John Travolta!
This award-winning actress has done lots of film and television. Her focus right now, however, is on her weight (which is higher than it was at her career peak). She wants to get back into the spotlight so badly that she is finally circling the dreaded gastric bypass surgery. There’s an interesting twist to this plan. She is talking about having the surgery and recovery filmed for a reality show. Barring any surprises, this should happen within the next year. (Blind Gossip)
Like this is anybody but Kirstie Alley? Can they also put a band around her lips? No, I don't mean that. Then how is she going to whistle for her own new bikini body when she debuts it on Oprah...again?
This B list East Coast rapper might sing about the ladies, surround himself with the ladies and brag about his conquests, but the truth is – he’s a virgin. He’s not gay, but has no interest in having actual sex with women, he’s just interested in the perception that he is. (BuzzFoto)
Drake is from Toronto and that counts as East Coast, right?
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2. Lisa
for Number 3 it could be Kate Hudson, Portman, Alicia Silverstone, or Selma Blair.
I think Taylor on BH is the coke queen. Her emotions are so volatile, one minute she's laughing like mad, next minute crying, shortly thereafter about to cause a white trash brawl.
She's also f*ed up. Makes excuses for her loveless marriage, chased her hubby, which had to be for the cash...I can see her snorting a few.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 10:11pm.
I'm gonna say Selma Blair for the cheater, because I don't like her, which automatically makes her a whore.
Revolta for the gay bar story sounds too pat and obvious. Also, I just don't buy him making fun of Co$, ever. If he doesn't actually believe in it, why in the fuck would he let his kid die? Doesn't add up.
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I agree re Travolta - I think he's gay but he wouldn't dare bag CoS publicly - in a gay bar, no less. He knows that Xenu would strap on his donkey-kong, hoist up his lacey stockings and whiz down here quick smart, looking for Johnny.
On second thoughts, maybe it was Travolta.
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The last one is Trey Songz?
Although all the women who announced they were pregnant in the past two weeks all have boyfriends or husbands, one of the women is unsure if it is said boyfriend/husband or the guy she was cheating with. (CDAN)
YES! I just knew Maury would eventually make a cameo in this latest Hollywood Babypalooza. And my official guess is Kate Hudson?
If this were a soap opera we would know right after birth because the babe would need a blood transfusion.
If it were the south there would be a few hens nodding that knowing look and chatting the truth around town, because everyone would really know the baby-daddy.
I think I now hate L.A. and NYC because they are just too damn vague.
Submitted by mbar on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:58pm.
Scientology is to LA what Mormonism is to Salt Lake City. They're both total jokes that are fun to make fun of on SNL.
Remember when the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City and they had that skit where Will Ferrell was dressed as a Mormon with the black backpack. And he was skiing alongside the Olympic skier, like "Are you familiar with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
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Hahahahahaha I wish I had seen that skit.
As for me, I see them looking at me when I am going home and they are going off to do what they do.....and I know they are thinking.. if only we could bag that in our column for LDS we would be legendary in these parts.
In all seriousness they are good young men, but I know they want to convert me from my mardi grasing catholic ways. I am not paranoid. I see it in their eyes.
dude looks like wentworth miller
Although all the women who announced they were pregnant in the past two weeks all have boyfriends or husbands, one of the women is unsure if it is said boyfriend/husband or the guy she was cheating with.
I really think this is a trick Blind Item...the answer is ALL OF THEM!
The Real Housewife is not Kim. Kim's thing is booze and pills. I am going with Lisa as well. Adrienne doesn't role like that. Kyle is a goodie two shoes with drugs. Russell keeps too tight a leash on Taylor for it to be her.
Submitted by AcidSexIsTheBest on Sat, 01/15/2011 - 4:20am.
If that shit about Drake is true I will cry for a week. I fucking lust for him.
Wow, I can't believe how big of a star Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi became suddenly overnight! Bet there weren't any blood sacrifices or mind control involved!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:11pm.
"I hadn't heard Kate Hudson was pregnant. Barf. Hope she dies during childbirth."
Isn't this taking things a bit too far? One word: KARMA, a very big thing in the universe, so please think twice before commenting.
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KARMA = wishful thinking for justice/revenge, akin to having an invisble friend in the sky. All a load of rubbish.
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If I were a pap, I think I'd be stalking John Travolta day and night to get a picture of him doing all these blind item things he's been doing. If these are all true then a picture needs to be snapped pronto!!
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My Wife and Kids?
Hair Club For Men?
Is he married with children? I don't care enough to google it.
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Toronto is definitely NOT east coast. Moncton or St. John's would be.
I think it's J-Rock. lol.
3. I think Natalie Portman and Jewel fuck around more then Kate Hudson. Natalie Portman is known to want at least a few on a string.
If that shit about Drake is true I will cry for a week. I fucking lust for him.
I want your leather studded kiss in the sand.
I think #3 is Posh Spice, and #5 is Rosanne (the barring cameras part), but I digress.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:11pm.
"I hadn't heard Kate Hudson was pregnant. Barf. Hope she dies during childbirth."
Isn't this taking things a bit too far? One word: KARMA, a very big thing in the universe, so please think twice before commenting.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Uh...yeah...when the media talks about East Coast/West Coast they're hardly ever talking about Canada. Right?
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ohhhh, please let it be Natalie Portman and Sean Penn! Agggh
Aww I love Drake. He is a good boy lol
Give Puck a break. Filipino men are almost as pretty as Thai men.
Toronto isn't the east coast. It's in the eastern time zone but the only coast it touches is a lake, and that doesn't count...
Oh Pleez! Taylor Armstrong could be the spokes person for cocaine. She was floating high last night.
I'm gonna say Selma Blair for the cheater, because I don't like her, which automatically makes her a whore.
Revolta for the gay bar story sounds too pat and obvious. Also, I just don't buy him making fun of Co$, ever. If he doesn't actually believe in it, why in the fuck would he let his kid die? Doesn't add up.
What about Robert Downey Jr., even though I love him (the organization being Buddhism, I suppose)?
Any BI with the word "glee" = instant coma.
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Fame goes to all these actors heads, they turn silly especially he has a wife and kids at home.. looser.
make extra money from home
#3 is could be either Portman, Blair or Hudson. They all seem like partying girls. Pretty dumb to be riding bareback if you cheat, though, so I'll go with Blair or Hudson.
The rest are too easy or OMGWHOCARES.
Scientology is to LA what Mormonism is to Salt Lake City. They're both total jokes that are fun to make fun of on SNL.
Remember when the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City and they had that skit where Will Ferrell was dressed as a Mormon with the black backpack. And he was skiing alongside the Olympic skier, like "Are you familiar with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?"
Submitted by reality check on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:42pm.
Good point. Maybe Travolta frequents night clubs that protect his anonymity? I thinks it's only a matter of time before he is filmed in action.
1) it's either Mark Salling or Darren Criss, they were both over there in December. I can't remember if Ladylips McBieber (read: the boring new blond guy) was there too, but if he was, HIM PLZ.
Also, 4) is definitely supposed to be John Travolta, despite being absolute bullshit - we would have heard or seen it if Travolta had come anywhere near a gay club, so duh.
How does any well-known married actor living a double life go to a gay bar and not get pics leaked of him in the tabloids or on youtube?
Toronto is only East Coast if you live in Calgary.
1) No clue, never watched.
2) BH: Braylor or Chempeel. ATL: Wiggy
3) 30% of them
4) Johnny Sauna Seed
5) Sean (not so) Young
6) No clue, attention unpaid
You don't often see "actor" and "very low public profile" in consecutive sentences. If it is Travolta or Cruise, the fact that he's drunkenly bagging on COS sounds like a positive.
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"One person in every couple thinks it's a monogamous relationship." (SFGate comment)
John Travolta lives in Florida. The blind is about a West Hollywood gay bar. I know, I know, he visits Hollywood plenty but is him being gay really blind worthy anymore?
The cheating, pregnant wife or lover could be almost any of the current crop. (See below comment.) But I hope it's Portman. She was prattling on today about how women enjoy casual sex, too.
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"One person in every couple thinks it's a monogamous relationship." (SFGate comment)
I think #3 could be Selma Blair. Her boyfriend or whatever he is looks like a thug. Does want to cross a thug and admit to screwing some other dude? I think not.
oh, like number four is about anyone but John revolta, bitch please.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Also, Mark Salling is so mediocre, and I would have expected him to have a better body than that. Geez. Dude's pushing 30. He better enjoy it now, 'cause Glee is the only think he'll ever be in. Trustness.
I hadn't heard Kate Hudson was pregnant. Barf. Hope she dies during childbirth. Could be her, since she is most def a cheater.
I actually think the Real Housewife is KIM from Atlanta. That bitch definitely does coke.
John Travolta is truly revolting. I hope he and his lace-front are exposed, and soon, so we can all laugh incessantly at his nasty fat ass. Either that or the $cientos eventually get to him and murder his pig fucking face. Uber tired of all these lame macho roles he takes now, like in The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3 or that From Paris With Love shit. Nobody thinks you're a bad-ass John. No one. I do know a little boy who used to look up to you until you selfishly let him die untreated, though....
Kate Hudson seems waaay too easy. Maybe Natalie Portman? i've always got the vibe she was a closet slut despite her goody goody image.
#2 I'm going with Lisa...Her and Cedric have a little too much energy....and it explains why she tolerates his freeloading ass. He's her connection. Gays get the BEST drugs.
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damn that is alot of BI...I would say Kim from the RHOBH cause she is nutty like that...and Kate for the cheater...cause that is what that ho is...the other ones...dayum, can't remember John Revolting for the gay bar hanger outer, and def, Kristie for filming her ass getting bypass surgery...anything i missed...who the hell knows...circle gets the square.