Another Day, Another...
At this point, I should just start making posts about everyone who isn't going to flood the streets of Hollywood with amniotic fluid in a few months. I swear, if Jennifer Aniston shows up with a bump full of baby, we should all quit this bitch and move to Hollywood to work as wet nurses and midgays. That's where the real money will be at.
So, Alicia Silverstone and her husband of 5 years Christopher Jarecki (the dude dressed like Johnny Weir's Kleenex above) announced to People that they are expecting their first vegan baby together later this year.
The first part of the year is turning out to be a blizzard of knocked up hos, which means that the end of 2011 will bring us a typhoon of BABY PICTURES!!!! Can't they just all do a group cover picture of People Magazine in December? Do we really need a million covers of a celebrity touching cheeks with her baby while wearing all white? While I get a petition going, you can go through these pictures of Cher Horowitz making morning sickness face in L.A. yesterday.