Another Day, Another...
At this point, I should just start making posts about everyone who isn't going to flood the streets of Hollywood with amniotic fluid in a few months. I swear, if Jennifer Aniston shows up with a bump full of baby, we should all quit this bitch and move to Hollywood to work as wet nurses and midgays. That's where the real money will be at.
So, Alicia Silverstone and her husband of 5 years Christopher Jarecki (the dude dressed like Johnny Weir's Kleenex above) announced to People that they are expecting their first vegan baby together later this year.
The first part of the year is turning out to be a blizzard of knocked up hos, which means that the end of 2011 will bring us a typhoon of BABY PICTURES!!!! Can't they just all do a group cover picture of People Magazine in December? Do we really need a million covers of a celebrity touching cheeks with her baby while wearing all white? While I get a petition going, you can go through these pictures of Cher Horowitz making morning sickness face in L.A. yesterday.
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She always looks like she's severely depressed or has the flu.
She has a very 1970s look about her
She has a very 1970s look about her
Why is everyone being so hard on a girl who cares about animals and the environment? Geesh. Even she can't be free of hate. If her skin looks bad, she is pregnant for crying out loud and so what if she refuses to remove a mole. When I was pregnant my fingers and feet felt like sausages and I gagged on toothpaste. We all have different things happen to us while pregnant. All the best to you Alicia!!! XOXOXOXO
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Eh, I never thought Alicia was that pretty, even in her teen years. but my best friend idolized her. Nowadays, I can't hate on her. People forget, but she struggled with her weight in the 90s. She seemed bulimic to me at the time, so who knows, maybe veganism helped balance her out and conquer her weight demons.
Anyways, congrats to Alicia, to her wart, and to her bebe friend!
SoulTaker:
You are a kindred spirit. I love you. Marry me. Let's not have children.
For a vegan, her skin looks like utter shit. My vegan buddies have bright, clear, dewey skin. WTF is she eatin??
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It's like, dude, they make vegan makeup.
What does she have against getting that planetoid on her face removed?! Or maybe it has a nervous system? -Judging by the size of it, that's a possibility.
I feel bad for her, her stroke-face is so much worse now that she's older. I wonder if there are exercises she could do? I remember in the mid 90s there was an infomercial selling a facial exercise system. She need dat.
I guess Cher finally got her license.
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Is that a mole or a pimple on her forehead? If that's a pimple, that's a dooze. OUCH!
If she is the poster child for going vegan, I will keep eating meat and dairy.
Okay, now I'm starting to think that not too long ago, everyone in LA spontaneously fell asleep and nine months from now there's gonna be a big old brood of white-haired babies born. When they start the invasion, just think of a brick wall.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
She's always had that weird half-paralyzed face, even when she was cute. And she's always been insufferably preachy, so this won't help.
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Alicia is looking very Elizabeth Shue-ish in these pics
I know this makes me sound like a horrible person, but after living the last few years in an apartment unit adjoining, and above, families with small babies and little kids, I am SO OVER kids and babies!! SICK OF THEM! SHUT THOSE NOISY LITTLE SCREAMING SHITS UP! Sick of hearing about BABIES!!!, don't want to hear about your BABY!!!, don't want to read your hourly Facebook updates about your kids and BABIES!!, don't care to look through your FB album of 1000 photos of your BABY!! (or grandBABY!!!) wherein each pic is only incrementally different than the other 999 pics...just AAAAAAARRRGHHH
ah. thanks for letting me get that out. ::cleans up::
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 7:01pm.
GET THAT THING REMOVED!
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But late term abortion is illegal!... oh, wait. I see what you're talking about.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 3:28pm.
As hot as Alicia was supposed to be in Clueless, watching it now really makes me think "Huh? Really?" And that was the apex of her looks, and career. Sad. She's totally busted now. Must be hard.
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I guess what's said about people who "peak" in their teen years is true. All of the pretty teen stars from when I was growing up (Britney, Christina, Jessica, etc.) are battling with craziness, weight problems, bad plastic surgery and so on.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
GET THAT THING REMOVED!
Well, we've all fucked the unworthy for children....Newportjoey
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
IS this girl vegan?
How the hell did she turn into such a full-on hag. I amember when she first "came out" and I was all: ooh! ahh! I wish I could be that girl...now mind that my brain wasn't fully formed yet but what the ?!?! I get the feeling she may have been the first photoshop miracle...when they realized the true potential of their power....
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GAHH. Who ISN'T preggers in Hollywood nowadays, seriously!
Submitted by RedRow on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 5:13pm.
Pregnancy glow, a myth! I'm about to pop and have endured 9 months of spotty skin and greasy hair, mmmm greasy hair.
At least they are married/long-term partnership. Must be mad at these sluts who have stolen her thunder with their short term wonder fucks
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I am about 5 months and I CONCUR! I am rosier, but my skin is usually great and it is kind of crappy these days, although weirdly, my hair is less oily....????
CONGRATS TO THE PREGGOS!
And finally, I can't hate on Alicia. Clueless was my 14-year-old-self's favorite movie and I idolized her.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis - Did she always have that Gwyneth growth on her forehead?
Yes surprisingly, I see it in older photos. Sometimes heavy make-up, sometimes they airbrushed it out:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_xYL7UgaBKnQ/R9JBQYVwExI/AAAAAAAAABI/Soq-s_Gtv-8/...
Oh, and she and Christopher have been together for 13 years (a couple for 8 years before marrying).
Did she always have that Gwyneth growth on her forehead?
Wow, how far along is she? She's got quite the belly already in this pic from People's site...
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20457634,00.html
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:58pm.
I think she looks pretty in the last two thumbs.
Is swallowing cum against vegan beliefs?
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*giving this the serious consideration it deserves*.....I don't think so, unless the donor eats a cow every night. And while we're on that topic, I've read somewhere (yeah, right, I read it somewhere!) that a bad diet & smoking gives evil tasting sperm.
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"A mon époque les acteurs rêvaient d'être stars. Aujourd'hui les stars rêvent d'être acteurs." ~ Laurence Olivier
Pregnancy glow, a myth! I'm about to pop and have endured 9 months of spotty skin and greasy hair, mmmm greasy hair.
At least they are married/long-term partnership. Must be mad at these sluts who have stolen her thunder with their short term wonder fucks
Alicia looks comely at best. She's just not that good looking! That mole has got to go! It's as bad as the growth SJP had. Actually, I think "Al's" is worse!
Yeah, I know, babies everywhere: I know 15 people who are either pregnant or had babies since last April...MY birth control seems to work just fine...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
That is a very gross zit on her forehead.
I think she looks pretty in the last two thumbs.
Is swallowing cum against vegan beliefs?
OK, so who did you think will be next? We might as well make a preggers pool!! :D I'm thinking . . .
ScarJo (with a rebound piece)
Lauren Graham (with her co-star piece)
Heather Graham (with the piece from last night . . . or maybe the one from two nights ago?)
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ETA: Congrats ambien and chowgirl :)
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Another future celebutante to annoy the shit out of everyone with their sense of entitlement.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:35pm.
Sorry to rain on anyone's happy baby parade. Truly, I'm happy for you. HOWEVER, why would anyone willfully choose to bring another life form into this fucked up world?
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To balance out some of the fuckery with some good?
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by ambienAnnie on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:14pm.
I'm not a celeb, but I just found out yesterday that I"M PREGS! Yes, I am indeed "over the moon."
But really..the pregnancy rates right now are ridiculous. I have three close friends about to pop any day now.
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Congrads, ambienAnnie, on your great news. Wish you a happy and healthy pregnancy and a strong, happy baby.
Yeah, it seems like everyone is getting pregnant these days in my circle of acquaintances too. Hell, did everyone just fuck alot in the fall? *LOL*
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Okay, when Jennifer Aniston announces her pregnancy, I'm prepared for the End of Days.
Serious.
This isn't even fun anymore. Every bitch is getting knocked up but act shocked with the teen momma/Walmart whore/trailer trasher/PJ hooker gang gets knocked up too??? Lead by example, people.
Did they stop giving out birth control in California or is someone trying to keep the OB-GYNs working harder than the Plastic Surgeons in Hollywood?
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice. - M
Sorry to rain on anyone's happy baby parade. Truly, I'm happy for you. HOWEVER, why would anyone willfully choose to bring another life form into this fucked up world?
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Submitted by ambienAnnie on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:14pm.
I'm not a celeb, but I just found out yesterday that I"M PREGS! Yes, I am indeed "over the moon."
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Congratulations! Enjoy 9 months of farting yourself out of whatever room you're sitting in.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by ambienAnnie on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:14pm.
I'm not a celeb, but I just found out yesterday that I"M PREGS! Yes, I am indeed "over the moon."
But really..the pregnancy rates right now are ridiculous. I have three close friends about to pop any day now.
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Congrats!! I'm also pregnant and I think you're right about this being an epidemic. It took fucking FOREVER for me to get an appt to see an OB/GYN which you need a referral from your family Dr for and THEN they make you wait a good 2-3 months before they can get you in!! They are just so damn busy, they aren't enough OB/GYN's to go around. Mind you, I'm in Canada, might be different where you live. :)
Looks like everybody was fucking their troubles away in 2010
This is getting ridiculous.
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I'm not a celeb, but I just found out yesterday that I"M PREGS! Yes, I am indeed "over the moon."
But really..the pregnancy rates right now are ridiculous. I have three close friends about to pop any day now.
Perhaps no mirrors where she lives...
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
They keep them coming, don't they. Who's next? Betty White? Me? Aniston? (Probability in that order).
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Auri sacra fames
Lohan is next (paternity test clinics are stocking up on supplies)
an shup up with this pregnancy crap I cant get pregnant, I have to get surgery soon, "prays to some god or another'
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
He's hot!
Ok, so before 2010 ended, all condom manufactures thought, hey, le't just punch very little holes into the bastards, so no one will notice.
All pharmaceutical factories thought, hey, let's substitute these contraceptives with some sweets.
All manufacturers of pregnancy tests thought, hey , wouldn't it be funny to make a test with a yes/yes result?!
Anyone has a more sound explanation for this?
Must be a late announcement - she looks pretty far along already. Hope she was just having a bad day cuz the girl does not look good/healthy.