Christina Hendricks Was In Playboy Once
The Smoking Jacket released these pictures from a bizarre 1999 spread featuring a terrifying clown, a buff dude who just crawled out of a septic tank, Kelly Osbourne (that's not Kelly Osbourne) and the only and only Christina Hendricks! This is what a regular night at Charlie Sheen's house looks like.
Obviously, these pictures were taken long before Christina's magnificent chichis NATURALLY exploded into the 8th world wonder we know them as today. Or maybe they shrunk out of fucking fright at the sight of burnt Oompa Loompa dude's crazy ass leg muscle. Whatever the case may be, don't try to tell me that Christina's titties of today aren't organic. I can't believe that. It would DESTROY me. It would be like the time I found out that the magical wall of dick was just a piece of sheetrock with strange men on the other side of it.
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That would suck if her tits are fake bc they're gorgeous. now i'm bummed. But wtf is the CLOWN doing in there? I nearly had a heart attack. I have coulrophobia big time. Warn a bitch next time, MK~!
IDK if they're real or not, but when cheating asshole ex and I split, I lost 10 pounds - all tits and ass.
Which SUCKED b\c I have small tits to begin with.
So weight gain (or loss) can affect boobage.
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Submitted by ltr448 on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 9:21am.
You don't get cow-size tits from gaining weight.
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Yes, actually some of us do.
When I gain weight it goes to my tits first.
Then my ass. :(
UM NO!
her bewbs ARE REAL... she looks a good 20 lbs lighter here, and most of that went into the T&A (just like me, and a few other girlies in here) and the hair is obv a wig. she is still the total ginge bombshell. CAN'T TELL ME NOTHING!
GO CHRISTINA!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
big strong legs, yum! :)
You're hopeless, Jacko. But that's why we love you.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
*wakes up to ANOTHER redhead*
*faints*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 9:27am.
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:22pm.
As a curvy, bewby, red-haired girl
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Verns a redhead?
*faints*
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
*puts Amy Winehouse under Jacko's nose as smelling salts*
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by ltr448 on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 9:20am.
It was clear from day one, that this whole personality, and voluptuous red head with big tits package, was dreamed up by some Hollywood agent.
I can hear that conversation now, "you just a skinny blonde who can't find work, why don't we make you into Jessica Rabbit type."
She's plastic and fake just like everyone else in LaLa land.
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Exactly. It got her noticed and it's her schtick now. You can't hear anything about her without also hearing about her ginormous boobs. I can't say I'd want to go through life like that.
Submitted by Allessandra on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 5:25am.
Now I am very curvy but I also used to be slimmer and less curvy a few yrs ago and my tits also exploded with my weight gain.I always had big boobs but since I gained quite alot of weight they are massive.
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Yep same here, that is exactly what happened to me too. I thought Christina Hendrick's were real though, would be very surprised to see if they turn out to be fake..
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:22pm.
As a curvy, bewby, red-haired girl
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Verns a redhead?
*faints*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Team Real. They're not even that small in this pic. It's all about the light and the size of that suit.
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You don't get cow-size tits from gaining weight.
She's gained enough weight to have an ass 3 times the size of her 1999 ass. I can see her tits following the same path
It was clear from day one, that this whole personality, and voluptuous red head with big tits package, was dreamed up by some Hollywood agent.
I can hear that conversation now, "you just a skinny blonde who can't find work, why don't we make you into Jessica Rabbit type."
She's plastic and fake just like everyone else in LaLa land.
Please don't ruin my day people, I want to believe her beautiful breasts are as natural as a sun soaked spring day....I demand to know the truth. I do believe she owes us a news conference to clear this matter up once and for all.
The best part of this story is how everyone is freaking out about Hendricks maybe having implants. Even if they are implants, they are still pretty magnificent.
Now I am very curvy but I also used to be slimmer and less curvy a few yrs ago and my tits also exploded with my weight gain.I always had big boobs but since I gained quite alot of weight they are massive.I believe hers are real but ofcourse she might of had a boob job done,depending on the type of implant u use u can have a very natural looking chest I mean really the doc only has to place the implants under the breast muscle for it all to hang and sag a lil and every1 is gonna think their real also thanks to all the dumb women outthere who get those orange half tits wich look extremely fake.
I dont find Christina appealling at all I guess theres a hype about curvy women because 9 out of 10 celebs are skinny so the curvy ones are threated like rare beautis although but I do see alot of curvy nice women when I go out.
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:33pm
DO it.
I am black, too. I got the reduction. Best decision of my life. MY tits were gratiuitous. My Dr. was a genius and I have minimal scarring. Honestly, they bothered me so much and were messing with my head so bad, that if the scarring had been 10x worse, I still would have done it.
A K cup!? DAYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM! Makes me feel like I was a whiner with my F cups! Well, F it now. A regular D cup and feeeeeeelin goooood....
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
She ate lots of chicken, she wears a corset.
Wow those boobs now have to be fake. You can gain weight and gain boob, but not that much.
DUDES, if getting fat meant I'd get Christina Hendrick's form and ginormous boobies, I'd be an overeater, K?
The point is to say that in order for your boobs to grow THAT MUCH you would either have to be plain ROUND (not curvy-sexy like Christina nowadays) or you'd have to have implants. Yes, putting on weight can change your breasts, but not by THAT MUCH. I'm still not sure what is the surprise here... Christina was a model before being an actress and models aren't usually built like that.
ED: edited to add that her breasts might be fake and that's a disappointment, especially because she seems to define herself by them (seriously, everytime she opens her mouth it's MY FIGURE BLAH BLAH MY BREASTS BLAH BLAH. If you bought them you lost the right to brag about them) but AT LEAST she didn't go the Hollywood way and get a pair of gravity-defying orange halves installed like everybody else. She looks pretty and natural right now, which, props to her surgeon, really.
The fact that she's curvier now means that her bra size might have naturally gone up by one or two, but not by as much as it has. Her current breasts are faker than a pair of shiny white dentures in the mouth of a Miami pensioner.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Neurotic on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:23pm.
Which of the bleached hos is Hendrix? I'm serious, tricks all look the damn same.
The one on the right, with the jaw.
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"One person in every couple thinks it's a monogamous relationship." (SFGate comment)
This probably been asked already, but...
Which of the bleached hos is Hendrix? I'm serious, tricks all look the damn same.
The boobs are secondary right now, cuz I'm more disturbed by not being able to distinguish her from another Holly Madison clone.
As a curvy, bewby, red-haired girl I would NEVER snark on Ms. Hendricks-I think she is hawt!!! I'm sure it is the reflection of the *whispers* c-l-o-w-n in her metalic bathing suit in that pic that might make her look not so good.
*chanting as always*
Guy looks like a roasted weiner.
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The chica in the middle is hotter anyways.
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"One person in every couple thinks it's a monogamous relationship." (SFGate comment)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:05pm.
I have a friend who naturally has that figure. Her boobs are also round and in a bra they lift up to her nick just like Hendricks' do. It is very possible to get a good bra like that.
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"....she just brings that book along incase she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry."
-MK
@spoiled
Isn't dlisted a great time-waster? How do I explain to my husband what I've been up to tonight?
LOL. As if any of us care about this. As if any of us really care about celebrity gossip.
No what I meant is that errbody was sayin her were really saggy in the clip itself. Having vast & intimate knowledge boobage it is definitely not that saggy. ALso my boobs were super saggy at 21 itself but I was also super fat then, so I guess that's why.
Final Verdict. I think she's fucking gorgeous and I'll take her, gunt and cellulite and all. I'm just starting to hate her more and more because she keeps goin on about how the media keeps going on about her boobs but constantly shoving her FAKE boobs in our faces. I kept saying it from the beginning. I really don't understand the support.But I'm so tired my nipples are draggin to the floor,so I'm going to stop now.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/08/2010 - 10:29am.
My ovaries just exploded.
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults the
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:54pm.
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That's just it: The initial test subjects and target market-for the therapy were women who had undergone mastectomies.It made damaged / removed breasts whole again.Of course the refined version will take into account those who are healthy ...but want bigger boobs.
I think those red drinky things are shooters. Looks like a lot of unnecessary work when glasses or cups would work fine.
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"One person in every couple thinks it's a monogamous relationship." (SFGate comment)
So this woman is famous for the size of her cans and her weight? YAWN!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:48pm.
The future of boob jobs involves STEM-CELLS.It's already in final clinical trials.They lipo fat from your waist or hips...put it in some machine with your stem-cells...shake it up and re-inject it in your boobs.NEW...REAL...34D's...DONE
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Sure because there's no risk of cancer in proliferating cells....None...Pfffft...You're better off having a sack of silicone shoved in there. At least that can't CAUSE cancer....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The future of boob jobs involves STEM-CELLS.It's already in final clinical trials.They lipo fat from your waist or hips...put it in some machine with your stem-cells...shake it up and re-inject it in your boobs.NEW...REAL...34D's...DONE:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/10/storyboard-breast-augmentation/
They is probs real but she uses good support and possibly got a lift and lipo in the waist. Good for her for not staying anorexic if that wasn't anorexic.
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"....she just brings that book along incase she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry."
-MK
They is probs real but she uses good support and possibly got a lift and lipo in the waist. Good for her for not staying anorexic if that wasn't natural for her.
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"....she just brings that book along incase she needs to beat a bitch over the head. A book is just a medieval Blackberry."
-MK
Submitted by Lemonaide on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:27pm.
I have to say, I don't CARE if her boobs or real or fake, I don't. I'm not against either. I just find it curious how this chick with a pair of well done (if you must) but pretty obvious fake chi chi's gets such staunch support (interesting choice of words) from those here when Hollywood ho's that have had better work done get slammed for it.
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They're fake. I don't understand the adamant outcry that they're real. I don't think people are familiar with a really well done pair of fake boobs. They're not obvious bolt-ons. The implant can be placed under the chest muscle and it's very natural looking. You get sag with that as well. Plus, Christina has a bit of heft to her so it covers any tell tale implant look, as Posh has.
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I'm with you sister...I consider Salma's well done, not so much Xtina's but tomato tomahto as it were :-). Who cares? I prefer Salma's inorganic rack to Xtina's....That's just me, but I'm a hetroseckul female, so ....chi chi's ain't my thang, real or fake....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:27pm.
I have to say, I don't CARE if her boobs or real or fake, I don't. I'm not against either. I just find it curious how this chick with a pair of well done (if you must) but pretty obvious fake chi chi's gets such staunch support (interesting choice of words) from those here when Hollywood ho's that have had better work done get slammed for it.
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They're fake. I don't understand the adamant outcry that they're real. I don't think people are familiar with a really well done pair of fake boobs. They're not obvious bolt-ons. The implant can be placed under the chest muscle and it's very natural looking. You get sag with that as well. Plus, Christina has a bit of heft to her so it covers any tell tale implant look, as Posh has.
Thank god for boob jobs. She was hot then..and she's hot now...just with bigger boobies.If it's "over" after Madmen...I hope Vivid can scrape together a million and some kinda' website backend points for her to do a series of B/G scenes with Lex.
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:57pm.
Tigerlily- I think the reason why she gets support (ahem) is because she's not thin now, and yet not considered fat by most people. And then you have people like me who have similar body types who get all bent out of shape (double ahem) because everyone hates on her body. :P
Just like any other "curvy" star, celebrity actually.
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IDK, I don't see the average 'curvy' girl with tits like Christina or Salma unless they fake. We can all wish it to be true, but show me someone of their age with real tits that can get that upper fullness and perfect roundness without an implant? I just don't buy it. You want monster big perky tits? Either be 17 or get work done. Look at Jane Mansfield. Those are supported big ass tits and they look NOTHING like Xtina's....
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Tigerlily- I think the reason why she gets support (ahem) is because she's not thin now, and yet not considered fat by most people. And then you have people like me who have similar body types who get all bent out of shape (double ahem) because everyone hates on her body. :P
Just like any other "curvy" star, celebrity actually.
Hot body, small tits, she has implants, you need to deal with that. You can love her big thick fake titties just the same. Her face is kind of ehh though.
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They's real. She's a bag of antlers here compared to her present-day curvy self.
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Becoming a fat cow requires no magic. Bitch ate alot of Breyers and now thinks she's got fine tittybags. Fat ain't stack, honey.
Too bad... bitch's selling point is that she has naturally ginormous funbags. Of course, the previous concensus was that it's a 100% real.
I wonder if her stock will drop after this...
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:00pm.
They ain't real, y'all. She has gained like twenty pounds, at most--she's not exactly a lardass. The female family members on my father's side have a propensity for huge boobs, but they were already bigger than hers (here) when they were thin and ballooned out to 'Hendricks' size when they ballooned out everywhere else. I absolutely do believe that tits can get considerably bigger when you gain weight, but not THAT much bigger, especially not if they happen to still be rather plump and semi-perky. She's lucky she had enough pre-existing breast tissue to make them so believable looking.
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Alright. It's confirmed that her's are FAKE!
"...Although, I watched the video and her tits aren't that saggy for their size..."
But the video was from when Christina was a 20-something 12 years ago and she was, in fact wearing a bra (although not a very supportive one) in the first clip. You can make out the outline at the top of her tits.
Isn't dlisted a great time-waster? How do I explain to my husband what I've been up to tonight?
I have to say, I don't CARE if her boobs or real or fake, I don't. I'm not against either. I just find it curious how this chick with a pair of well done (if you must) but pretty obvious fake chi chi's gets such staunch support (interesting choice of words) from those here when Hollywood ho's that have had better work done get slammed for it.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:54pm.
Sorry for the double post.
About that clip from the show "Undressed" that was posted. You can tell she wasn't wearing a bra at first but at 2:30 she has one on and they look a lot different and bigger. Saggy ones can roll up good into a bra (I speak from experience).
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They can roll up good, but they won't look like you're smuggling two newborn baby heads (with encephalitis) in your bra. There was a bling item about her chi chi's being fake too...(like you gotta be blind to see that...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...