This Is Art: Mark Ruffalo In W Magazine

W Magazine's "Best Performances of the Year" series is a gallery of glorious WTFness, but this picture of Mark Ruffalo wins the best spot at the museum. Don't you just want to blow at Mark and make his shredded technicolor dreamcoat flutter about? Just look at him doing the Lambada with the wind without a care in the world! Who cares if Mark's wearing the multicolored fringe rug my abuelita had in her kitchen? Mark is seducing the wind! Who cares if this looks like a still from the Sedona Community Theater production of Hair? Mark is unleashing his inner RAINBOW SWAN!

Just in case you want to go full WTF, here's Jonah Hill without comment:

Okay, one more. Helena Bonham Carter as a brunette Xtina:

Done.

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Mark Ruffalo • This Belongs In A Museum

Submitted by emily003 on Wed, 01/26/2011 - 2:14am.

I was very happy to Supra Shoes, I gave his work number down, and do not Supra Muska know whether this move that my dollar is counterfeit. My God, seeing all over the detectors, and he told me come back tomorrow! I had to come to the fire, and I swear I’ll get you for this,Supra Skytop 2 Shoes! Then I hit the 95,559 grumblets to go! I have a few,Womens Supra Vaider Shoes, yes, ah, so I let him count them again, he does not squint at me friconclusionly, and then lay down cash registers, Supra TK Societythe last two thousand four hundred whole, a point not less. He did not believe, add one, and finally did not even apologize and seek the Supra Footwear mode is very unpleasant.

Submitted by RDawg on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:32pm.

No matter how often The Hill widens his eyes, his body will still be folds of flesh...

Has he had his cholesterol checked lately?

Submitted by RDawg on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:30pm.

Mark Ruffalo and the PBR Coat of many herpes colors!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:11pm.

Jonah Hill has exquisite lips.
That is all.
For now.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:47pm.

Lol Wtf. His pretentious face with dead yes (good eye, Centaurius) makes me not want to eff the shit out of him anymore. But that man hair...NOMMMM.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 5:45pm.

Mark's photo is just one step away from those velour posters of Jesus and Elvis. It's like the cover of a born-again Christian sci-fi romance novel..

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LMAO! Spot-on description.
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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat comes to mind.

*back to drooling at Mr. Ruffalo*

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:10pm.

1. Swan Lake devil
2. Brunette Rojo Caliente
3. Bernadette Peters

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by EmbalmerKitty on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:21pm.
Buffalo Bill came to mind when I saw Mark's photo :/

LOL I'd fuck me

Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:31pm.

Ruffalo looks like he's auditioning for a role in Harry Potter as a Dementor.

Submitted by TwatsThat on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:51pm.

I just want to BLOW Mark Ruffalo.

I mean, have y'all bitches SEEN The Kids Are All Right? Mark pounds Julianne Moore like the world is ending tomorrow.

I get the vapors watching it.....there is dew on my lily, if you catch my drift!

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:47pm.

Gad, that is so fucked up. I love it! You know MR was laughing his ass off doing the photo shoot. It's fabulously tacky and ugly. Graphic novel meets Harlequin cover.

Submitted by Roca_Roja on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 6:01pm.

All right, who ordered this big steaming plate of WTF?

Submitted by WaffertonJones on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 5:01pm.

Mark Ruffalo's pic looks like the art Jemaine Clement's character did in 'Dinner For Schmucks'!!

-Having big hair means I'm closer to Jesus.

Submitted by WaffertonJones on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 5:00pm.

Mark Ruffalo's pic looks like the art Jemaine Clement's character did in 'Dinner For Schmucks'!!

-Having big hair means I'm closer to Jesus.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:56pm.

Jonah Hill might actually be marginally attractive if he lost about 100 pounds. Not that I don't still intensely dislike him.

And psssshh. I refuse to believe that Helena Bonham Carter's body is that nice. Notice how the middle part of the suit between her arms and thighs isn't nearly as shiny as the rest. That couldn't possibly be from excessive photoshopping!

And will somebody please tell me what happened to Jesse Eisenberg's hair? It used to be a cute-ish curly mess, and I can understand if his hair has thinned out some. But now it's always a flattened out gross-looking grease party. Why??

Submitted by EmbalmerKitty on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:51pm.

Buffalo Bill came to mind when I saw Mark's photo :/

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:45pm.

Jonah has full-on make up in the photo...not just lipstick but they even combed his eyebrows and threw eye-shadow too...like he's channeling a fat Boy George. Mark, keep up with the FURRRRRR!

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Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:28pm.

These pics are all fucking stupid. Jesus Christ. They need to have a photo of someone looking like Christ masturbating himself. That would be much more interesting than this jacked-up fuck up circus of a photo shot.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:18pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 5:45pm.

Mark's photo is just one step away from those velour posters of Jesus and Elvis. It's like the cover of a born-again Christian sci-fi romance novel..

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LMAO! Spot-on description.

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:17pm.

SHAZAAAM!

yea thats what mark r is saying to the camera

make luv to that camera douche

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:15pm.

Mark's photo is just one step away from those velour posters of Jesus and Elvis. It's like the cover of a born-again Christian sci-fi romance novel...if such a thing exists. I like his acting, but I have a feeling he's super short.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:03pm.

1. mark ruffalo as david copperfield assistant he need glitter & disco ball

2. whos the fat porker?

3. SAW XII goes transgender - hell yea!

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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:49pm.

Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:35pm.
Mark: Dead eyes
Johah: Dead eyes
Helena BC: crazy eyes
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...Agreed...plus Mark's a bit chunkier than I thought...actually probably just normal weight, but practically obese by H'wood standards...
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:28pm.

3. Helena BC: So what? She looks like that ALL the time. Fail.

.....Ya, good point! They should have put her in an outfit from the gap. That would have been wierder.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:39pm.

Becky in Sydney
Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:48pm.
What in the hobo technicolored dreamcoat hell???
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HAHAHA

Submitted by stank on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:39pm.

OMG hasn't Ruffalo heard of male grooming????? He needs to lose the fur. I bet he has a forest growing between his legs.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:15pm.

Mmmmmmmm mark ruffalo.

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Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:07pm.

That blob Jonah Hill has a case of the jewface.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:55pm.

Mark is no longer my ruffian crush. WAY too femmey. Just no.

Jonah Hill made me shudder with some obscure primeval fear. Get the same feeling from The Emcee in Cabaret.

Helena is just doing her usual. If they wanted to shock me, they could dress her like a regular gal, like a soccer mom or secretary.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:52pm.

Mark Ruffalo looks like he wearing something Mallory Keaton's boyfriend Nick ("ayyy") would make.

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Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:52pm.

RAINBOW. SWAN.

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:50pm.

Jonah's hint of peach lipstick is just georg!
;)

Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:49pm.

Thank you Vanitas- i really didn't want Black swan to be another 'save the last dance'...... but it sounds like it might be. they could at least make Paloma look like Natalie or Mila for a scene and give us beautiful dancing

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Submitted by Vanitas on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:46pm.

Bitchette: I haven't read the article, but I did see Black Swan, and I also dance ballet, since I was four.

The movie kind of annoyed me because they would only show Natalie Portman flapping her arms like a damn swan and then they would show somebody else's feet, dancing pointe. The choreography also sucked balls. I realize these people are actor's not dancers, but I was expecting more. There was great acting, not great dancing.

I also didn't like the movie because I don't enjoy watching someone rip their finger nails off and get stabbed in the face. I don't like gore and I was caught off guard with this movie.

To answer your question, I did not see Mila dance on pointe once, although I could have been covering my eyes at the moment. I did that a lot while watching this movie.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:36pm.

This is not my idea of a Saturday night with Mark R. Not even close. I'm actually disturbed by it. To much flutter, not enough man fur.

Jonah's pic speaks to me.

Helena Bonham Carter is HOT!!! Her madness is sexy, sexy, sexy.

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:34pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:28pm.

3. Helena BC: So what? She looks like that ALL the time. Fail.

.....Ya, good point! They should have put her in an outfit from the gap. That would have been wierder.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:23pm.

This! *drooling*

http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2011/02/best_performances_ss#slide=...

Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:22pm.

Jeff Bridges is the one that's really doing it for me.

Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:18pm.

What in the hobo technicolored dreamcoat hell???

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:16pm.

I would so bang Mark Ruffalo. Julianne Moore's picture is fucking hot.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:15pm.

I hate myself for even knowing this, but Mark Ruffalo's picture looks like something from Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:13pm.

I love the crazy in Helena Bonham Carter...you can always count on it.

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:12pm.

Why does Helena have her hand over her crotch? She's wearing a dress, not crotchless panties, for God's sake!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:11pm.

Jonah Hill looks like what I'd imagine all those ancient French kings looked like; fat and fug, but for some reason lusted after by all the women (and male servants) of the kingdom.

Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:11pm.

That pic of Helena is giving me all kinds of Magenta vibes. Okay Magenta's Basement Baby sister.

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:10pm.

Mark Ruffalo looks silly in that pic, but I still would. Men are supposed to have hair on their chests! Nom nom

Jonah Hill has beautiful eyes.

Helena Bonham Carters "I iz cray-zay" act has worn thin. Put it away Helena, nobody's interested.

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:09pm.

I like Helena's. I think she's really gorgeous (generally awful clothing choices, aside).

I can't stand Jonah Hill. He is painfully unfunny to me (as is Russell Brand and a lot of the other knobs the kids are into).

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