Behold The New Lisa Rinna
Since Lisa Rinna let the air out of her inner tube lips, somebody in Hollywood has to go around with a mouth that resembles the (NSFWish) labia on a blow up doll. Lindsay Lohan is just that somebody! Blohan and her bloated lips stopped by Hal's Bar & Grill in Venice, CA last night for a little beverage. I'm sure a drop of the sweet nectar never passed between those beige slugs on her face. Blohan ordered a cup of Drano gel, poked the straw into her mouth and filled up until her top lip touched her nostril fence. That's all.
And Hal's should really keep their bathrooms stocked with toilet paper at all times, because poor Blohan had to use her hand!