Thursday, January 13th 2011
Behold The New Lisa Rinna
Since Lisa Rinna let the air out of her inner tube lips, somebody in Hollywood has to go around with a mouth that resembles the (NSFWish) labia on a blow up doll. Lindsay Lohan is just that somebody! Blohan and her bloated lips stopped by Hal's Bar & Grill in Venice, CA last night for a little beverage. I'm sure a drop of the sweet nectar never passed between those beige slugs on her face. Blohan ordered a cup of Drano gel, poked the straw into her mouth and filled up until her top lip touched her nostril fence. That's all.
And Hal's should really keep their bathrooms stocked with toilet paper at all times, because poor Blohan had to use her hand!
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There may be years' worth of nicotine stains on her fingers,
along with unwashed self-tanner,
But that's DEFINITELY BLOOD on her index finger and that's NEVER, not NEVER okay, EVER!
That alone should be enough to 5150 her ass!
I'm a germaphobe and always notice peoples hands. LL fingers are always dirty, stained and nasty, polish usually chipped. She nasty.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Seriously though, was she ever an *alcoholic*? I know she had issues with drugs but was she ever a George Best-style alchy? Or did she just like to party a lot? Because I'm 22 and I get wasted maybe twice a week - nobody has told me to go to rehab.
That's a shame if she's not really an alcoholic, she's just a young girl who likes to party - and now she has to stay away from it 100%. Must be so boring when you're 23 and the most fun you're allowed to have is a quiet meal on a Saturday night.
Oh, and she looks like shit.
The amazing thing to me is that she and Rachel McAdams were in Mean Girls together, and look how differently their careers have progressed.
I don't feel sorry for Lohan - she ruined her own life. Hope it was worth it to her.
She looks terrified. It must be bizarre facing the paparazzi sober after being coked up all those years.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
I'll tell ya, I was in her corner for a long time, but now I'm like, she's Todd Bridges, Dana Plato, Gary Coleman.
She's working class Long Island.
She's not exactly Grace Kelly or Katherine Hepburn.
She had better learn to type and fast.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I wonder if her mother actually likes her? Could a "real" parent not only continually plant the seeds of their child's destruction but also willingly provide the spreader, dowel and spade as well?
She always goes blonde right before she goes on a downward spiral. Cue countdown for more cracked out shenanigans starting....NOW.
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Shiitake happens...
She is naturally pretty without the dye job and lip enhancers-wtf! Why fuck with nature when you're young and relatively flawless? Waste of money she doesn't have!
The poison is in the dose-Paracelsus
Ewww, why is LiLo such a fucking mess?
Get it together girlfriend..or you'll die before 30. :( Her lips look terrible. They need to send her to some isolated location away from everthing to get her life back on track. .... And to think she was adorable in the Parent Trap remake. : (
She looks very sad...sounds cheesy but this girl needs someone to hold her.
I don't think her lips look bad, but I am about to shank someone over that obvious streak of blush on her cheeks. BLEND,BITCH! BLEND!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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I cannot imagine being 23 and not able
to drink! Now that would suck balls!
I partied my fanny off but always drew
the line with the frequency of hard
alcohol. Glad I did, who knows when and
how this shit can grab ya! Today I'm a
half bottle a night wino - meh, things
could be worse, I could be her or Jason
Davis!
Dare I guess, are those pajama jeans?
Criminy -- stop posing for pap shots, "hold on one sec, hehe, just a little visine so my eyes look nice".
Dye your hair red, stop with the lip crap, stay in and read a book for the love of all holy.
Usually, I would say that any cosmetic procedure that looks like a cosmetic procedure is badly done. But this is an exception. I actually... like it. It looks good on her, even if it looks a bit plastic. She's pretty sexy actually.
Uh-huh. Surprised?
Didn't some makeup girl find nits in LiLo's eyebrows or something? I'm sure I read that somewhere. God, she must be dirrrrty, and not in a good Aguilera way.
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Is that SamRo's pussy juice stain on her finger????
her lips reminded me
gotta pick up some prep H
my butthole is sore
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Good lord, look at her. She is BEAT!
Why the hell do women do that to their lips? It's not attractive. There is nothing wrong with thin lips.
*SIGHHHHHHH* Oh Lindz...what the hell are you doing. Those lips are atrocious. But that's not what I'm concerned about here. What I'm concerned about is that you were out, dressed up, going to a BAR when you should be spending time with your SOBER friends.
I really don't want to see the downward spiral again...but we all have to hit our bottom, and sometimes we hit MANY bottoms. Perhaps you still haven't hit yours. A lot of people have to go to jail for that to happen, and deary, that's going to happen if you DONT GET YOUR SHIT THE FUCK TOGETHER.
Love, Me.
PS - the stain on her finger is DEF nicotene. WHen I was a 2-pack a day smoker, I had them too. Only I would try my best to scrub mine off. Obviously she's paying more attention to her lips than how clean her hands are right now.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:30pm.
The stains on her hands are from cigarettes. By the looks of it, she burns through about 2 packs a day, minimum.
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Yep those look like nicotine stains to me too.
Visine much?
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those beige slugs on her face...................
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
MK... you are the genious today my friend!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
She has very dirty fingers. Looks like once again she has not learned a damn thing.
Her spiraling down has started again (we've seen this so many times, it's easy to chart out). We've already seen the first 2 steps (she gets out of rehab/jail & says 1) life is so great, I'm not doing substances again, and 2) she's getting rid of everyone in her life that caused her to want to drink/drug out).
Now we're at step 3: blowhan starts hanging out in totally inappropriate places (bars, parties, clubs) where alcohol is served & drugs are easily available; the exact places a recently rehabbed person should avoid. Next, there'll be blind items about how blowhans friends are again being a terrible influence on her, then we'll see the pics of her stumbling out of clubs/bars at 5am (again saying "I don't drink/drug"). White oprah will tell everyone that she's constantly working and "is exhausted"; that's the reason she has trouble walking. Then, she'll steal something from a friend (who will file a complaint). Next, she'll violate her probation by failing a booze/drug random test; she & white oprah will claim "it's a setup" or "it's her father's fault". She will show up late to court, saying her "work" kept her from being on time.
Except, this time, Judge Fox will throw her ass in jail for 6 months. I hope it's in general population; no more special treatment for her. She needs to be terrorized, beated up & have her shit stolen; she needs a jail experience so horrifying that she stops before she starts to drink/drug out. Aversion therapy is the only thing that will work on this idiot.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
looks like a blunt stain to me
*checks own fingers*
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"I truly believe that I was born to be a dumb grouchy stoner slut, and I am slowly becoming a bigger one each and every day, so thank you."MK
That's self tanner on her finger, I'm sure of it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Glassy eyes. That is all.
She looks dirty and wasted :o(
Sad; she actually looked pretty good when she first stepped out of Mrs Ford's breakfast kitchen, but within 12 hrs she was back on the ho stroll around L.A., making sure the papz catch every minute of it.
And with the help of daddy and mommy dearest instantly revving up gossip by moving next door to SamRo illustrated it best.
I think after seeing that; we all knew that getting better was not one of her main concerns and all of this rehab s#!t was just because she had no choice (court ordered).
Yay, good ol'time's Lindz...
How pathetic!
I think the public has pretty much lost interested and is just waiting for the "Lindsay OD" headline at this point.
Just another failed child star, who couldn't hack it in the real world. Sadly nothing new :o(
Maybe she got those lips so she can't tempt herself to go back to sucking ripple out of a straw
Maybe I've been working too hard cause...well here is goes...I think she kinda looks hot in the first thumb nail!
The stains on her hands are from cigarettes. By the looks of it, she burns through about 2 packs a day, minimum.
Nice crack pipe burn.
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
She looks a lot like Emmanuelle Beart!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
This is just sad. I wonder if these "enhancements" are a new addiction in the making.
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Silly rabbit.
...WTF is she going to bars/lounges if she's in recovery? The optics are horrendous and it just puts her square in the path of temptation...
...that crap on her hands is probably gel bronzer...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
oh, forgot to add, it's always just fucking genuis to head out to a BAR and grill right after re-hab.
God forbid, you go to a Dennys or Ihop, or something were no booze is served. ppffftt.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
@Christine The Hoff Actually, Denny's serves wine in ghetto plastic cup things. So that might be a bad idea for her as well
That looks worse than a stink pinky.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Dirty, high, and older than any fifty year old on the planet.
welcome back, lohan. Welcome back.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
Sad. What's the Dead Pool on her?
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Own it or shut the fuck up. ~ MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:57pm.
what the FUCK is that shit on her fingers???
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I'm gonna go with "black tar/crack burns?"
As in stupid ass doesn't know she doesn't have to heat the WHOLE SPOON to cook her shit up.
Or when it bubbles up, she still sticks her finger in there to see if it's hot.
those stains on her index finger look like she was fingering her hole. uggghhh...unkempt junkie whore.
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they took their relationship from "May I borrow some sugar?" to "May I lick sugar off your ass crack?" - MK
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Is SamRo on the rag or something?
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"Second of all, if I lived with a bunch of loud ass kids I'd drink a bottle of wine every night too. And then I'd use that bottle to smoke crack." - MK
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Her mom's White Oprah, BloHan's White Wanda. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktPK28QFi8
Other than that, she doesn't look like she's going to last long sober.
LMAO at "s3v1n-nyne, yo!"
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I will re-name jackhat, PantyClaus." 12/16/10 BRADIFUL BITCH
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 2:46pm.
DSL's on a rug muncher..what a waste.
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She'll be (if she isn't already) sucking plenty of dick, and she can use the cost of the procedures as a business expense for tax purposes.
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
Guess this bitch still hasn't learned to wash her hands with soap and hot water after applying fake tanner.
uhmmmm....ok......she looks like Megan Fox now..???
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