Camille Grammer Reveals The Pair Of Satin Panties In Kelsey's Closet
Kelsey Grammer is currently playing the gay owner of a drag club in La Cage Aux Folles on Broadway and Camille suggested to Howard Stern this morning that starring in the show must be giving him a permanent boner. Without saying the actual words, Camille coyly cocked her beautiful "ceramic iguana skull dipped in honey wax" head towards the dressing room where Kelsey keeps all of his glamorous dresses from Janet's Closet.
TMZ says that shortly after Kelsey signed, sealed and delivered Camille's pink slip, she told her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmates the same thing. Here's part of the transcript from Camille's conversation with Howard about how Kelsey's dick lips quiver when he puts a marabou robe on.
CG - Listen, I don't think he's gay. I do think he likes being with women, but there's something between us that just didn't click.HS - But you're saying you don't think he's gay. You said that when he got into La Cage Aux Folles he was in the right play.
CS - Ahahahahahaaaaa. That's for another reason.
HS - What's the other reason?
CS - I'm not going to aaaaaanswer.
Robin - He likes to dress up like a woman?
CS - I didn't say it! I'm not talking about it.
HS - Are you saying in your marriage that Kelsey dressed up like a woman?
CS - I'm not saying it.
HS - No kidding. What's that like? When a guy comes into bed with... Poor Camille. Honey, why didn't you call me? Did he ever dress up in your... Did he ever stretch out your panties when he put them on? You're a tiny girl. You don't have any body fat.
CS - He has um...he um....he has a little waist. I don't know what to say.
Camille quickly said that Kelsey's all man and she better not say anything else or she'll get slapped with a lawsuit. Kelsey's rep responded by saying he won't respond: "While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content."
If Camille didn't look like the Nasonex Bee, I probably wouldn't like her ass. I hate when she sticks the tip in, pulls it out and then coos, "I didn't do that! I didn't do that!" She's always saying shit and then trying to say she never said it. Either do the smart gold digging thing by keeping your lips shut about anything Kelsey-related, or come out and blatantly say that Frasier's peen honks for fishnets. Not that it matters either way, but damn. Own it or shut the fuck up.
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as a former golddigger from over 20 years ago, never married, just sugar daddies i will say the following usually occurs: they can't get it up, they are into weird weird shit, they have small penises, etc etc, bottom line is they have money and you need to be really good at fakin orgasms. the old saying is that if you marry for money you spend the rest of your life earning it back/or paying for it or something like that. have a mother in law who has millions in the bank and is so miserable and schichophrenic to boot. unfortunately she is not materialistic for clothes jewelery etc but looks for houses they way i look for books on ebay. sorry for my rant and t.m.i. any happy goldiggers out there on dlisted. i mean happy when your with the golden goose,not spending the money. wish i would have been a smart enought ho to get insurance policiies or something....
Meh. He likes to wear womens undies sometimes? Big deal. Still better than being a hooker with rock hard titties and a lousy attitude. Team Kels.
It makes sense that Kelsey liked the pink frillies. SOMEONE had to be organically feminine in that house. And the bitch face in that photo makes me think Camille sports a big old cock between her legs.
(hey, they could have airbrushed it outta that photo shoot!)
Could have been worse. He could have ome to bed insisting that she wear a paper bag over her jacked up face.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:45pm.
Normally I love all gossip Camille and Housewives related but I just cant today. Mr. Borg & I broke up and I AM DEVASTATED. We let a stupid argument go too far and now I have to scramble and find a new place to live STAT.
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you have to find a new place to live over an argument that went too far? if you really want to stay with him and you think he feels the same, just go home and apologize, even if you feel you weren't in the wrong. people can be amazingly forgiving and receptive to just dropping things if you are just open and put your pride aside.
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First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
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I've got all my love to give
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Never understood the success of Frazier. The only thing he has ever done that was any good was his part on Cheers.
she is making herself look even worse than she already does.
Take the high road, you stupid bitch.
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I've kicked the habit -shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
oh won't you show for me ,and I will show for you
show for me, I will show for you
This is Camille's passive agressive way of letting Frazier's people know that if they leak anymore of her nudie pics, she will expose Kelsey's dirty little secrets.
Eh. I can't say I'm surprised by this. He played Frasier for god's sake. I know Frasier was tecnically a ladies man, but come on! He was way too precious (Niles too). There's a difference between educated and what Frasier was.
everyone really hates her. I don't. if I had to pick a team it wouldnt be team Kelsey. I think he out douches her.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>To be fair to David, most of our livers probably crawled out of our assholes & took a cab to the nearest rehab clinic on New Year's Day. Yup, that's what fell out of your ass. It wasn't an old condom. Reliev
Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 2:42pm.
@ DOlly D - On ur birthday no less. That sucks. Mr. Borg & I were going on our 1st anniversary in 8 days & were planning a celebration. :(
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1st anniversary. Wow. I hope it wasn't something you guys can't work out.
Wish you the best!!
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
If Camille didn't look like the Nasonex Bee, I probably wouldn't like her ass - MK
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...Nasonex Bee....BAHA!!!
...seriously though, she really does need to STFU...
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And remember ladies...only flying monkeys and Shar-Peis can pull off lip-liner...
Another typical move from that passive aggressive whore. It's exactly what she did for the entire season of RHOBH, saying something ridiculously bitchy then shifting her dead shark eyes off camera and giving what she thought was a cute coquettish smile. Like she didn't really say it. Sure, bitch. Bravo was the one that portrayed you in a negative light.
Self-centered glum cunt parents who air their dirty laundry in public like this make me sick to my stomach. All I can think of is the kids since nothing will ever die on the internet and those kids will have to know this and deal with the world knowing it for the rest of their lives.
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((((HUGS TO BORGIE AND QUEENIE))) I hope things work out for the best for both of you.
OT: Maybe Camille is trying to sabotage any effort by Kelsey to get custody of the kids. I read on one of the gossip sites that he had the kids in NYC over the holidays while she was by herself. For someone who loves to throw around the phrase "morally bankrupt" - she's one of the worst examples of it I've ever seen.
*shudders*
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
This skeeze is such a hooker. She needs to just shut her pie hole. There is NOTHING remotely interesting about her. I thought the RHOBH should of kicked her boring ass to the curb after the 1st episode, but I suppose lies and crooking your neck after getting called out on a lie makes for good tv.
I can't stand how she CONSTANTLY says crap and then denies it. Someone from the show needs to bitch slap her stupid ass.
**ehh shut up**
borg queen,
If you really want to stay with this guy, sincerely apologize (even if it was his fault). Even if you didn't mean for him to get hurt, you got physical. Admit that and tell him how you feel. That you're sorry and love him and want to work it out. A little gift, perhaps? (And I don't mean trying to fuck him wearing Camille Grammer's white Payless pumps in her softcore flick.) And don't expect him to immediately accept it. Allow for some pissy time (not RayJ pissy time but the kind that allows Mr. Borg to still be a little mad, a little hurt).
Tracy Chapman's "Baby Can I Hold You Tonight":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjRo_CHSdt0
Listen to the lyrics and avoid snarking on the Predator singing it.
Good luck.
Borg Queen
I had a stupid argument with my fiance that almost broke us up...long story short, we got back together a couple of days later and our relationship is better than ever now. If you guys get back together, things will likely improve from how they were before. If you break up...better now than later! Honestly, I'm not trying to be offensive, but it sounds like he's being a whiny little bitch. I'm not sure what exactly happened or how nasty it got but if you kicked him out of bed, he must have been pushing your buttons in the first place, OR you were trying to joke around and it went wrong, or both. It sounds like he's trying to victimize himself over something trivial and that's the grossest thing a man can do (IMO). I mean, I wasn't there and I don't know you guys, but that's what I'm getting from the posts here.
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Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:54pm.
@ charlie m - Thanks for advice. I will definitely try to have a sit down with him tonite.
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@ charlie m - Thanks for advice. I will definitely try to have a sit down with him tonite.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
@ charlie m - Thanks for advice. I will definitely try to have a sit down with him tonite.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
She would say anything at this point. She KNOWS Kelsey has dirt on her(escort) So she is trying to make Kelsey look bad w/out saying anything. She is a bitter women.
PS;Kelsey seems like a jerk as well
"Own it or shut the fuck up."
Words to live by, MK!
I would love to add this as the signature on my work email. Grrrrr.
So I guess we can expect that 'leaked/stolen' sextape that shows Kelsey wearing Camille's satin panties while she fucks him in the ass with a strap-on?
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Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:02pm.
Don't forget to say he has a tiny dick and you faked every orgasm you ever had with him Camille.
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lol! camille is my fav on that show & ONLY BECAUSE she has her very own special kind of crazy. it would be an epic snooze without her.
best thoughts to borg queen...that really sucks. so hugs.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
still hate Lisa & her damn dog more than Camille. And now I cant watch Frasier reruns cuz Kelsey's a douche. I hope his new twat gives bad head.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>To be fair to David, most of our livers probably crawled out of our assholes & took a cab to the nearest rehab clinic on New Year's Day. Yup, that's what fell out of your ass. It wasn't an old condom. Reliev
Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:25pm.
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stay in the second bedroom and wait it out. there is also a difference between just standing there and apologizing and having a sit down talk apology. There is also a chance he wants out of the relationship anyway and is just going to use this as an excuse. But if that is not the case and he is just pissed and got his little feeling hurt, it should blow over. i can't fucking stand it when people do this shit. it drives me fucking crazy. it's like, hey man, i'm really sorry and i didn't mean for you to get hurt, so snap the fucking hell out of it. but of course you don't want to say that. i'm taking a nap now and am going to try to sleep off this hangover.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
@ Charlie M - I have apologized several times but I will apologize again. the problem is I kicked him and he fell out of bed onto a glass causing a gash that required stitches. I think he feels emasculated and he has said that we cannot comeback from this b/c it got physical. He told me I dont have to leave 2day (in the midst of the snowstorm) but as soon as I find somewhere safe to move to, I should do so immediately. Do u think I should stay in our 2nd bedroom and wait it out?
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Wok out with your cock out!!
I always gathered that Kelsey was either bi-or just straight up gay, that is why he has so damn many women to be beards for him...but then again maybe he does love women, so much so that he wants to dress up like one. I see nothing wrong with that as long as he doesn't stretch out the butt or waist area of my outfits...true story, we had a neighbor back in the late 80's, my friend went out of town and gave him the key to her house to feed her cat, etc. When she came back all her panties were stretched out (she was real tiny and he was a big marine type)...most of the panties were gone, heels on shoes broken (by him wearing them)...busted zippers, you name it. It was him he confessed but I find that so damn funny to this day...a 250 lb. marine trying on all her panties, dresses, shoes...
B.Q.: I have been there many times with Mr. Turtle, (lol) was completely sure more than once that a divorce was imminent. We are also celebrating one year, in February. Good thoughts to you and try to wait it out, you know? A lot of times both parties over react n it just takes awhile.
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Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:45pm.
Normally I love all gossip Camille and Housewives related but I just cant today. Mr. Borg & I broke up and I AM DEVASTATED. We let a stupid argument go too far and now I have to scramble and find a new place to live STAT.
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you have to find a new place to live over an argument that went too far? if you really want to stay with him and you think he feels the same, just go home and apologize, even if you feel you weren't in the wrong. people can be amazingly forgiving and receptive to just dropping things if you are just open and put your pride aside.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
@ Mudturtle - I hope so.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
You know, the fact that Howard Stern allows guests like this on his show speaks volumes on the quality radio he's doing. When he got back from vacation to start his new 5-year contract, he started complaining about ants in a swank hotel he went to. And Robin, don't even get me started on her; let the people on SFN and YouTube dictate.
The show has gotten so bad, yet Howard is carrying that he's still doing amazing radio that he's been doing all these years. It's even more pathetic that he needs people like the ass-sucking Wack Packers, Bobo, any Eric that calls in, and the new announcer for the Howard 100 News (he reports on news stories like it's the end of that Iraq war or a cure for cancer) to make up the majority of people whose opinions matter. There's a term for that: the Emperor's New Clothes. And no matter how the SternFanNetwork users firebombs the website, nothing's changing.
Sorry to hear that B.Q. are you sure there is no reconciliation possible, like maybe u guys just need a few days to breathe?
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Hugs borg queen and QueenieBK. Sending you good thoughts and energy.
@ DOlly D - On ur birthday no less. That sucks. Mr. Borg & I were going on our 1st anniversary in 8 days & were planning a celebration. :(
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Hey Borg Queen!
Maybe we can be roomies. I had a similar thing happen to me on my b-day. I'm currently couch surfing at a friends place.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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She is sooo unlikable!
Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 2:19pm.
THIS IS ONE OF THE PREVIOUS BLIND ITEMS!!! FABULOUS!!
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Does anyone have the link to that previous blind item??? Would love to read it!!!!
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice. - M
Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:34pm.
Thanks for kind words but I dont think Mr. Borg will take me back as I kicked him so hard out of bed and he landed on a glass beer bottle requiring stitches to his knee. I think he feels emasculated and has taken the stance of an abused wife (to be fair - if he did that to me I would take that same stance). Of course I never meant for him to get physically hurt but the damage to his heart is done.
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Listen, BQ, many times things are done in haste and frustration in relationships. I'm sorry it had to end this way, but when the energies come down, I hope the split can be responsible and respective.
Unlike this whore Camille. I hope Kelsey starts putting her porn clips on youporn. She deserves nothing. She didn't even bother to have his children. Nor raise them- the 4 nannies are doing that.
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"Giving Charlie a blow job would be like trying to eat a giant piece of dry brisket without any teeth. You're just gumming on that shit and waiting for it to go down. That takes real practice. - M
That's the best she can come up with, and she's afraid to say it out loud for the record? Weak.
ETA - Sorry to hear about your breakup, Borg Queen
THIS IS ONE OF THE PREVIOUS BLIND ITEMS!!! FABULOUS!!
@ QueenieBK - I am so sorry. I can feel ur pain.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
What does Camille's revelation say about her and will she blame Howard for portraying her in a bad light like she did Bravo?
there is nothing more rewarding than being fucked in white satin fuck me pumps after labor day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU! "Serial Mom"
@Borgy: Yikes! You bad ass! Wish I could think of something to help. I hope you work it out.
@Queenie: I hope things work out for you. I would like to add more sayings:
Something in the milk ain't clean.
chicken cutlets
over the mooooon
I have never cared what kind of undies Kelsey wears, so STFU Cameleon!
*chanting as always*
Camille is very bitter right now and not thinking clearly (not that she ever does).
The poor kids to have that thing for a mother.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:30pm.
We all know that she's a glum cunt, and word on the gossip street is that Kels likes to be spanked and dominated. I wonder where she learned to do that....
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LMFAOOOOO
i love how on the show she was such an arrogant lil bitch who thought she was sooo above everyone else for being married to that pansie & now its all coming out how unsatisfied she really was
& im sorry it didn't take a rocket scientist to see he has some gay tendencies
Submitted by spankypants: "We all know that she's a glum cunt, and word on the gossip street is that Kels likes to be spanked and dominated. I wonder where she learned to do that..."
From his mother.
And Hekki, I don't hate on Camille for being a sex worker (ahem, she would say actress/dancer/model). Hey, as Vanessa Williams sang, "I got work...I got a job to do..." It's the self-righteous hypocrisy. It's like those God-fearing homophobic politicians who attempt to regulate how I live while doing crystal meth hiring assistants via rentboy.com, and cruising airport stalls for peen.
charlie m, watch your back, I'm flying down to Florida to retrieve the weed, cook you a brine-soaked turkey, and whoop your butt.
Someone discover mcnightmare.
@ borg queen --
Good luck, hun.
Now about THIS bish.
I say about these as I said about Mel/Octosana, they are probably BOTH all types of fuxx'd up, and LOVED that about each other at one point.
She ain't new to the bitch game. She handles herself like veteran, so he cultivated her shitty attitude for more than a minute or two with his own OBVIOUS unresolved issues (i.e. his tragic past, multiple marriages/sets of kids) before he moved on so, and she is the one that got dumped, so she didn't file a grievance about his proclivities before this point...
Soooo, fuck 'em both.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:02pm.
Don't forget to say he has a tiny dick and you faked every orgasm you ever had with him Camille.
hahaha. Is that worse than obliquely hinting he likes to dress up?