QOTD: Why Marky Mark Retired His Bong For Good
At the Palm Springs International Film Festival this past weekend, Marky Mark took the stage, stared at the trophy, and immediately hallowed it out with a steak knife so that he could smoke palm tree leaves out of it, or something. No, he didn't do that, but maybe he thought about it. Marky told the audience that his days of packing bowls are long over after his daughter asked him what that funny smell was.
"But I don't use those anymore. I stopped smoking weed for my kids. One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, 'Sometimes Daddy smells like that!' to me and my wife. So I knew I had quit."
Or Marky could've explained to her that the stuff daddy smokes to deal with all her non-stop questions makes him smell like that. Kids and their questions. Like they're always hosting the Weakest Link. But I do appreciate Marky's answer. When his daughter smells weed smoke at a party for the first time, she's going to scream "SKUUUUUNK!!!!!" before running off to take a bath in V8.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 10:32am.
I really don't care if people smoke pot or not. I mean, I really don't see the harm in it.
I just know it's not for me. Makes me stuck on stupid, uber hungry and paranoid as FUCK.
I mean.....how the hell does one NOT KNOW how to put a DVD in the DVD player when high?
Me on pot = F A I L.
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you just described me when I'm high!
I get way too fucking paranoid. It isn't enjoyable for me at all. Plus, all my time in high school/early college smoking has fucked my brain up, for reals.
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
Kids and their questions. Like they're always hosting the Weakest Link. But I do appreciate Marky's answer. When his daughter smells weed smoke at a party for the first time, she's going to scream "SKUUUUUNK!!!!!" before running off to take a bath in V8.
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I am laughing so hard, that totally made my day!
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I mean, we should ALL look like Richard Simmons at least one time in our lives-MK
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:38am.
Come to The Netherlands and I'll show you how legalizing "soft" drugs will affect a society. Using drugs has nothing to do with living, but everything with escaping it.
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I've read a few things about it but I've always wanted to know what an "insider" has to say about this. So... How is it over there?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He just needs to quit buying skunk weed. I have a card in CA and there is a lot better stuff than skunk. But some people really like that kind I guess.
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Growing up in BC, the pot that was around in the very early 90's was quite different (a mellow, fun trip) from what started showing up in the late 90's. Way too strong for me, not fun, total paranoia. Luckily, like UBF, I stopped smoking once I met my husband-shortly thereafter I got knocked up, and to this day have not touched the stuff.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on 12/05/2010
I really don't care if people smoke pot or not. I mean, I really don't see the harm in it.
I just know it's not for me. Makes me stuck on stupid, uber hungry and paranoid as FUCK.
I mean.....how the hell does one NOT KNOW how to put a DVD in the DVD player when high?
Me on pot = F A I L.
The *in* thing to do? Is there some sort of pot club I'm not aware of? Potheads are always talking about weed because smokers shouldn't be treated like hardened, violent criminals. I love weed, but I do realize it's not for everyone. I'm not gonna go out of my way to get people "on it." Shit's too expensive. Don't wanna smoke? Fine. More for me.
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Buhh... thanks to skunk bud, real skunks don't bug me anymore :P
Submitted by im_not_creative on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:58am.
I was the worst pot smoker ever. I'd get super hungry, call Domino's, get super paranoid, and freak out when the pizza guy arrived at my doorstep, thinking he was an FBI agent or some shit. Must have been kind of a buzz kill for my friends. Sorry, guys!
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Lol! That's exactly why I don't smoke weed. I'm paranoid enough SOBER.
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Never mind that is that tattoo real??? lmfao !!!! WTF?
Sorry, but every time I see Marky Mark I think "Superfluous Third Nipple" and giggle to myself.
It'd be nice if more people had epiphanies like that.
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Marky is a teeny tiny (exact height, please?) deeply closeted and angry little homosexual!
Ah, to be west now, somewhere warm.
How could one ever forget the gifted Maxine Swaby?
I thought that was Marilyn Monroe in the photos!
She put out a two-song cd: a cover of a song and a remix of "Pardon Me."
Does anyone remember HSOTD Maxine Swaby? You know..
The "Pardon Me" singer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbU2f90OAw&feature=related
She has a facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=102905069773433&set=a.10290488310...
I'm doing indentured servitude on the west-west coast; not even midnight here yet.
My insomnia routine is a few hits of the chronic and taking the dogs out for a walk. Don't hate -- I clean up their poops!
If a bike messenger delivered pot, anything, to me now, I'd be stuck with that person for a bit because I couldn't let that person go back out in this weather. While it's pretty in the city, I enjoyed being in NJ at my mom's because we could go out in the snow and not be too concerned with the worry of dog poo underneath.
Why are you up so late? Me, I made the mistake of drinking a red eye this morning. This insomnia is kooky. I think I should watch some mess on Netflix to put me to sleep. A Jennifer Aniston rom-com? Some long-ass serious shit like "Shoah"?
Not there now, but i have family in manhattan, and i got stuck there (happily) for a few days in the last storm.
Isn't there bike messenger weed at this hour?
I am. Mayor Bloomberg will make a big show of plowing Manhattan, for sure, that a-hole.
Are you in the city, too? I think the tri-state area is getting it. Honestly, I tend to ignore weather reports and was alerted about the snow today by overhearing a co-worker rescheduling appointments.
God, are we talking about the weather? Now I wish I had some weed.
Hope you're in Manhattan, sounds like everybody else gets screwed.
I'm in NYC, and it's piling up (about 6 inches so far). Very pretty outside.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 1:25am.
Submitted by Tyroan: "Some of you tightasses need to get out more!"
Not in this weather. I can hear the snowplows outside my window.
You're not one of the tightasses who sound like their mama made them watch Reefer Madness every Sunday night!
...where's all the snow?
MickeyHolland,
Why are most men from Holland hot? Is it all that weed?
I thought I was the only one around.
Come to The Netherlands and I'll show you how legalizing "soft" drugs will affect a society. Using drugs has nothing to do with living, but everything with escaping it.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Tyroan: "Some of you tightasses need to get out more!"
Not in this weather. I can hear the snowplows outside my window.
Some of you tightasses need to get out more!
Poopele,
Sorry I insulted the guy you beat your meat to.
I was the worst pot smoker ever. I'd get super hungry, call Domino's, get super paranoid, and freak out when the pizza guy arrived at my doorstep, thinking he was an FBI agent or some shit. Must have been kind of a buzz kill for my friends. Sorry, guys!
When I feel like it, I smoke the chronic out in the garage and no one is any the wiser. Sometimes the wind blows in an easterly fashion and sends that shit all through the house and blows my cover but otherwise it's koo. I am a fan of Dirk Diggler and I commend him for putting his kids ahead of his own guilty und selfish pleasures. It is what one must do when there are kids involved.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:18am.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:09am.
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i fucking hate it. i think it is the biggest shit and crap crop fucking ever. and everyone i have come in contact with over the last 35 years who are pot smokers are fucking assholes and losers.
Of course they're losers. They feel edgy for doing something as mundane as smoking weed. It reeks of people with an empty life w/ no drive. I don't necessarily hate pot-heads, who do it just to do it, it's the ones that need to advertise it that are the losers. For example, i'd rather use weed than ambien. But people, who are generally into any sort of drug/alcohol abuse, have too much time on their hands, mainly because they are losers, like Bjork You.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/12/2011 - 12:09am.
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i fucking hate it. i think it is the biggest shit and crap crop fucking ever. and everyone i have come in contact with over the last 35 years who are pot smokers are fucking assholes and losers. mark my words from an old man: stay away from it. other than that pepaw is heading off to bed. good night!
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Submitted by charlie m on Tue, 01/11/2011 -
11:50pm.
Don't feel bad, charlie. Weed is only rare to losers. I personally stopped smoking when i had to pay for it, which is to say, the people i knew that grew it were more than 100 miles away.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:11pm.
I don't think I'm cool because I smoke weed. I am without it. Ha!
Leave weed alone. I mean, doesn't he have a big-ass house? He can't smoke that mess after the kids are in bed and/or smoke it somewhere else? He should have told his kid to shutup and mind her own damn business.
Also, Marky Mark is an ugly, racist chimp who has a good body. He's a total butterface. (I always call homophobes and really straight guys "she.")
Why is weed so expensive now?
Because you're a shift-less loser that doesn't
know anyone that grows it.
Snow day bitchez :D
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:52pm.
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it's ok. you don't have to apologize. real deserving potheads are very, very far and few. as a matter of fact, they are pretty much non existant. there are all kinds and many medications on the market, under and over the counter, that are enormously effective in reliving pain and nausea and stress and whathaveyou. you don't have to take illegal drugs that do nothing but support the dirty, Mexican cartels and agendas.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Weed is not nearly as bad as booze and no one should be embarrassed to admit they smoke. I bet most people wouldn't have a problem with dad having a couple of beers a night,which is pretty much the same thing-just without the yelling and hangover. Weed just has this terrible stigma on it when it is less harmful than most other drugs.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by sofster101: "Who the fuck gets his own name tattooed on his arm?"
A fucking egotist like Marky Mark. It's not enough to gaze at his sculpted body in the mirror (which you know that bitch does all the time). He also needs to see his own name on his body, admiring his pecs and being reminded of who those pecs belong to.
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Well, I guess if he ever loses his arm, it'll be labeled and therefore easily be returned to him once found.
Sorry -- I should clarify. I didn't mean to say anyone who smokes pot = loser. By pothead, I mean slackers who abuse it. Not the every now and then smokes.
I guess I'm just tired of hearing about pot as being some sort of "in" thing to do. In moderation fine, if that's your thing. I just don't find having conversations with potheads any more amusing than having conservations with drunks.
Not to mention, it fucking stinks. I hate the smell of pot.
Sorry to be so negative. Maybe I need a doobie.
If Mark Wahlberg isn't wearing a hat, I'm not interested.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:26pm.
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i don't know what i was thinking. all i know is that i was so freaking stoned i couldn't figure out the pounds to the cooking time and it drove me crazy. i couldnt get rid of the stuff fast enough and thank God i had several more hours to get my wits and prepare things before the serving time.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by sofster101: "Who the fuck gets his own name tattooed on his arm?"
A fucking egotist like Marky Mark. It's not enough to gaze at his sculpted body in the mirror (which you know that bitch does all the time). He also needs to see his own name on his body, admiring his pecs and being reminded of who those pecs belong to.
Who the fuck gets his own name tattooed on his arm?
Sushi, I'm a pothead and I'm not a loser. but as said before define "pothead" and then tell us your version of a "loser". these things need clarification.
Submitted by charlie m: "...i flushed a good sized bag of grass down the toilette..."
What?!?! There is a special place in hell for you.
By the way, what the hell were you thinking getting high while stuffing and attempting to cook a Thanksgiving turkey? You're supposed to get high AFTER the cooking is done (unless you're carving) and/or after dinner so that dessert tastes ever so much better.
I can't believe you flushed your weed down the toilet. Somewhere, an angel just cried. (Maybe that's why god and the angels are so forgiving; they're up there getting high and so they forget all the shit that we do down here.)
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit: "I've always felt that once you have children its time to put down the bowl for good."
Um, depends on the kids.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit: "I've always felt that once you have children its time to put down the bowl for good."
Um, depends on the kids.
I don't think I'm cool because I smoke weed. I am without it. Ha!
Leave weed alone. I mean, doesn't he have a big-ass house? He can't smoke that mess after the kids are in bed and/or smoke it somewhere else? He should have told his kid to shutup and mind her own damn business.
Also, Marky Mark is an ugly, racist chimp who has a good body. He's a total butterface. (I always call homophobes and really straight guys "she.")
Why is weed so expensive now?
I love my Mary Jane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV-J1rZzvWE
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/11/2011 - 10:26pm.
Good for him. I'm really tired of the pot = cool generation. Every pothead I ever met was a fucking loser
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O you just need to meet more potheads;p
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sushi, define "pothead". Do you mean people who smoke a couple times a week, or people who are stoned pretty much 24/7?
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'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
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Weed is serious but a lot of people don't seem to think it is. (Except for certain stoners, of course, who act like it will save the effing world.)
Some people have a high tolerance to the ganj and some a very low one, almost like they're allergic to it. I'm the latter. I got so fucked up in Amsterdam once that my husband had to guide me back to the hotel room. My shit was out of commission!! I was like all lucid for two seconds and then it was like - PAUSE ON REALITY - and then it was like, "Oh crap! How much time has passed?"
I'm a single 29 year old woman with no kids and I like to smoke, however I can do without it....now alcohol is a whole other story!
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